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PACE t HERALD AND NEWS. Klamalh Falls, Or. Monday. April I, 1963 "DENNIS THE MENACE" 'AFTWnHSliflWEVJUSTfiiVfefllDff' you DON'T HAtf TO TEawwcee &X0V LIGHTER SIDE: Don't Let Vacations Spoil Fun On Beach By DICK WEST MACUTO, Venezuela (UPI) - Being invited on a junket to this Caribbean resort has given mo an opportunity to do some work on a book I've been thinking of writing. It is tentatively titled "Don't Let Vacations Spoil Your Kun" and the chanter I'm working on now is about trips to the beach. The book will be designed to appeal to the great mass of Amer icans who do not enjoy vacations and would rather spend the time at tlte office except Dial they feel they should gel away for awhile. For such persons, vacations at the beach ara particularly trying. I have been using much of my time here studying ways that will make a beach vacation endurable, if not enjoyable. Wilh Ilia II cnmmni- Inin lvl season about to begin, I thought it might be helpful If I listed at this time some of the results of my research. Here are seven easy rules for survival at the beach: 1. On your first day at t h e beach sprawl out on Hie sand for ovftrnl hniii'H anrl tfnl vmii'antr a real lulu of a sunburn. This may oc paimui Dili me oencius rniJKC me suiienim woruiwwie. uncc you navo a sunburn you have a valid excuse lor avoiding the grid- me miu yuu afrciiu uio luai ui mc Ulrne taking your leisure in the cIb1a rtf n lull Vtlntis-ln am iAm. I thing like that. OPINS "1 iwuni duty bound to immerse yourself in the surf, go down to the water's edge and stand for a few minutes squinting at the horizon as though you are watching something. Then turn to the bather nearest you and sny, "Isn't that a shark out there? This will immediately clear the area and you will be able to have a pcuceful, snlilary swim. 3. Never go near I he beach un less you take along an air pistol that can be concealed under i towel. II is to be used for sur rcpu'liously shooting down beach balls that will be landing in your vicinity, overturning the Thermos bottle and knocking sand over the sandwiches. Should any of (he beach ball owners catch you in the act of firing the pistol, explain to them that anti-aircraft Is internationally recognized as a defensive weapon and that you are operating under a precedent established in Cuba. If they get nasty tell them to take it up with Castro. 4. Trade in your sunglasses for a pair of tinted goggles that com pletely cover the eyes. They wil enable you to ogle the girls In 111 bikinis while pretending to be taking a nap. 5. If you observe the cocktail hours, do not set the suntnn lotion near the gin bottle. If you value your slumber pay no attention to reports that the sound of the surf will lull you to sleep. , 7. II possible, when driving to the beach get lost. NOW! urn . Hope . Foiwlangew Knupp -mi nuweour panavision "JACKtl KENNEDY'S AttATIC JOURNEY" Damage Suit PORTLAND (UP1I A Toledo couple filed a $!UUKK) damage suit against Georgia Pacilic Corp. in Circuit Court here Friday. Mr. and Mrs. Lawrence Erick- son, in the suit, charged that t hoi home ws "rendered uninhabita ble" by the corporation's nearby pulp paper plant. The birds is coming! Syria, Iraq Talk Egypt Federation CAIRO, U.A.R. I UPI '-Syrian and Iraqi delegations flew into Cairo Saturday to work out de tails of their nations' proposed federation with President Carnal Ahdcl Nasser's Egypt. Nasser called separate meet ings Saturday with Hie two delega tions before the formal three nation talks begin in the secluded republic palace. Start of the talks marks a vital moment in the fu ture of the turbulent Middle East. The 17-man Syrian delegation, led by National Revolutionary Council Chairman C-cn. Louay El Atlassi and including Premier Salah Bitnr, flew in enrly Satur day from Damascus, where dem onstrations earlier last week forced a government shuffle. A (cw hours later the six-man Iraqi delegation, led by Premier Ahmad Hassan El Itakr, arrived. Both delegations were met by United Arab Republic Premier Aly Sabry. The Syrian government difficul ties cast an immediate shadow over the talks. In the shuffle the governing Ba'Athist Party which stands for Arab unity but has leuded with Nasser in recent years was forced to share its power with non-Ba'Athists. Success in the talks would create a giant federation of near. ly 40 million Arabs from the northeast corner of Africa to the Asian borders of Turkey and Iran. failure, however, could strike a serious blow at the whole con cept of Arab unity. Syrian leaders have said that. II the federation Is formed, they woum line to see Algeria and the vemen also join it. Differences between Nasser and the Syrian Ba'Athist leaders' threatened earlier to force a de lay in the talks, which first ooen ecj here last month. .it mumw w Returning and erbttinf earth i m ' i r - r Z - H Missed the UP ".W.n,, EARTH J u r 'LUNIK IV Uiicitl if tk U.S.S.I. 4 2 13 Missed the mooi by 5,270 miles Uiaainl Uiar irtkt inn 'iiiiiiiiiiiiimiiitiH Jim Wright. 40-year-old Spanish-1 Darien Gap will have to be con- speawng lexan. loia congress, querf before North and soum Saturday the Pan - American high- America are truly linked in a Pan way "must" be completed. 'Hemispheric road system. MOON MISSED Here is an artist's conception lunar probe took to miss the moon by 5,270 milei. around the earth. The trip is said to have gathered needed for conquest of the moon. of the trip the Russian unmanned The ship ii now going into orbit extensive, experimental material UPI Telephoto MAN AND SPACE: Japan Raps Peking Buy, Pay Policies TOKYO (UPD-Prime Minister nayato Ikeda's denunciation of Peking's trade policies stirred speculation Saturday over the fu ture of business dealings between Japan and Communist China. Ikoua told a political rally In southern Japan Friday that Red China's buy-now pay-later policy niascs ii impossible to do business. It was tin- bitterest official lapancse criticism of Peking's trade practices since Tokyo and roKing signed a $300 million "pri vate" trade agreement last November. His remarks reflected increas ing Japanese disillusionment over trade with Red China. They also ippeured to bear out warnings from U. S. officials that Janan had nothing to gain and much to lose by expanding trade with the Chinese Communists. "The Chinese Communists re fuse to accept normal deferred payment terms But propose in stead thai they should lake de livery of goods and pay or them nl some later dale." Ikeda said. "This makes it impossible to do business with them." He also said Japan is no longer interested in buying coal from the Reds, a major item in the barter agreement, "because of its poor quality." Japan had hojicd the trade agreement would open new mar kets in China for Japanese goods. Hut Ikeda's remarks indicated that unless the Reds changed their business methods, tlierc was little chance trade between the two countries would rise much above the 12 level of $46 mil lion. Russia, U.S. Probe Possibilities Of Returning Man From Moon Trip CAPE CANAVERAL UPD - The Soviet Union doubtless could send a man to the moon today. The sticky part of the problem is in figuring out a way to get him back to earth, preferably alive and healthy. On this score the U.S. and So viet man-to-thc-moon projects are probably in the same boat the accommodations for lunar-bound astronauts must be roundtrip. In the opinion of many experts, this makes a Russian manned lunar landing unlikely for at least an other two years, maybe longer. Russia may or may nut have a lower regard for the lives of its "cosmonauts" that can be left to the theories of moralists. Certain ly there is vet no concrete evi dence of wanton expenditure of lives in space by the Soviets, although there are opinions aplenty. I Politically Astute Hut the Russians are politically quite astute. This, alone, it would seem, probably rules out the pos sibility that a Soviet cosmonaut might be sent on a one-way tripl to the moon. Sending a man off into space with no chance of getting back alive could he a difficult thing to explain, even by the masterful So viet propaganda machine. People and nations tend to frown upon such things. Speculation about a Russian manned one-way flight into space is as old as the space age itself It flared anew when the Soviet Union sent its Lunik-4 probe soar ing toward the moon April 2 Some experts in this country in terpreted it as meaning Russia was on the verge of shooting a man to that nearest of heavenly neighbors. ror some reason, an agonizing- appraisal of the U.S. space pro gram by experts and non experts alike always follows a Soviet space spectacular. This one was OPENS ;- I JarXxli 1 ft ii i i LAST 2 DAYS! TEMPTATION rOA lOOO AND ONE WOMEN! H (V DRIVE IN THEATRE IT'S ANOTHER BIG SEASON OF FINE OUTDOOR MOVIES J 1 COMEEMLY... COME OFTEN! Rocket Flash Lights Sky POINT AlU'iUELLO, Calif (UPI i Most of the southwestern states were treated to a dazzling display of fireworks Friday night when the Air Force launched a satellite employing a Blue Scout combination as a booster. A jagged red and white flash brightened the skies about 7 p.m. PST. The Air Force, however. would not pinpoint the lime of launch and withheld details re garding the satellite. The dazzling display, seeming to stretch (or miles in an oval-shape, was seen as far away as El Paso, Tex. Residents in I.os Angeles, San Bernardino, Arizona and New Mexico reported seeing the flash. Police and sheriff's oflices in many Southern California commu nities received numerous tele phone calls inquiring about the display. A similar phenomenon was ob served Thursday night when the Air Force launched a Titan inter continental ballistic missile Irom nearby Vandcnberg AFR. DANGEROUS. ..DEVASTATING! HVlfc V.. A no exception particularly coming as it did. in the midst of sundry congressional hearings. Exaggerated Interpretations And there always has been a tendency toward somewhat exag gerated interpretations or guess esof just what the Russians might be up to. This one, again, was no exception. Cape Canaveral has long been criticized for accepting Russian space accomplishments with a shrug of the shoulders while the rest of the country jumps up and down. But the Cape is well stocked with brains that can separate technical soundness from spec tacular headlines. Which is another way of say ing that Cape Canaveral generally gets upset about such things when there is something technically worth getting upset about. With Lunik-4. there wasn't. The Russian moon probe weighed 3.130 pounds. It w a s a sizeable piece of machinery. But from another standpoint, that is just a shade over the weight of the bell-shaped Mercury capsule that the United States has used in putting its first astronauts into orbit. The Mercury program's sardine" can qualities have been dwelt up at length. An astronaut would find it mighty tough going indeed if he had to spend several days in a spaceship this size going to the moon. No Return Rockets He could make it to the moon in a spaceship as big or as small as Lunik-4 or one even smaller. for that matter, if he were wi! ing to go light on food, water and breathing. But there just would not be enough room to cart along rockets for a return trip. STiVR GAZERJ By IXAr K. F01.UAN' '4552-6? (6 v. TAUftUS APR. 21 MAY 21 4. 7-20-64 65-66-74 OEMINI MAY 22 yJ JUNE 27 3- 8 I0-2S 26-5083 95 CANCII fitt JUNE 23 -,34.3-51.53 y73-77-7l no 1.1! " AUG. 23 lJsl3-18-30 33 M49-43-84.87 vwoo Jk AUO. 24 VWj SEPT- 22 J 5- 6- 9-Zl v?4277? Your Daily Aclmry Guida According fo frit Stars. To develop messoqe for Tuesday, reod words corresponding to numbers ot your zodiac birth sign. 41-46-61 1 New 2 Job 3Sov 4 Tail 5 Lov , 6 Nt 7 Nobody S Your 9 ArTIVIM 10 Pennin 1 1 Offer I? ett"1.n! 13 Don't WYou'r IS. If. v,a I 16 For )7Hrwpifablt 1 SpwrJ 19 Ronrtq 20 About 21 OuMrvt ?2 V.a 23 Will ? 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American hiehway starts near Fairbanks. Alaska, and ends South America. in in. Argentina. When completed it woras. tretch o( highway on earth. "For almost 19.000 miles one rihbon of pavement would span the Western Hemisphere from the ice - locked tundra of Alaska to Tierra Del Fuego at the southernmost tip of Wrights "New Way Found To Stop Hair Loss, . , Grow More Mair AdwrlUrmeiu The Fort Worth legislator filed a 46-page report on a trip he made over the highway for the House Public Works Committee. The trip included a 3-day safari type jaunt into the jungles of Darien, an al most totally unexplored isthmus, jutting north from the South Amer ican continent and owned by Pan ama and Colombia. "Undoubtedly the completion of this highway will be the most tan- gibly significant and concrete ac- HOUSTON Tex. For years ing their hair loss? Even it bald- Uon in which the United States ..,!, ;4 u Mn't h fnne." ness mav seem to "run in your has 'ever participated in Latin Bu now a Texas firm 0f labora-family." this is certainly no America." Wright wrote. Hel,ory consutanls has developed a'proof of the cause of YOUR hair added: . . l(roo(n,n( ,uQt ic nn nniv inn. loss. 'Symbolically, it will stand as Dinii hair loss . . . W is really a monument to the persevering 'growing hair! -cooperation by which good neigh-1 Thv don't, even ask vou to bors working together can over- take their word (or it. If they come obstacles and transform a believe that the treatment will grand design from the drawing help you, they invite you to try board to fruition and reality. "Moreover, the economic, indus trial and social impact of a really workable road system to connect the American nations and pene trate-the isolation of hitherto back-. ward areas would be easy to un derestimate. it for .32 days, at their risk, and see for yourself! , Naturally,' they would not offer this'oo-risk trial unless the treatment worked. However, it is impossible to satisfy everyone. The great majority of cases of excessive hair fall and bald- "Latin America is a sleeping,"09 are lhe beginning and more giant, beginning to stir from itsifu"y developed stages of male long slumbers. Already the wheels of change are in motion. Certain ly it is to our national advantage that this change be guided in the upland paths of constructive devel opment and not allowed to degen erate into the low gutters of vio lence and bitter unfulfillment." Wright explained that many per. sons confuse the Inter-American highway with the Pan - American highway. This confusion is natural, because eventually it is hoped both will be part of . the same system. Although the Pan - American high- pattern baldness and cannot be helped But how can any man or wom an be sure what is actually caus- Actually. there are at least IB scalp conditions that can cause hair loss. No matter which one is the cause of your hair loss, if you wait until you are slick bald and your hair roots are dead, you are beyond help. So, if you still have hair lor at least some fuzzi on top of your head, and would like to stop your hair loss and grow more hair . . . now is the time to act. Loesch Laboratory Consultants, Inc., will supply you with treat ment for 32 days, at their risk, if they believe the treatment will help you. Just send them the infor mation listed below. All inquiries are answered promptly, by mail and without obligation. Adv. BIGGEST BOOK World's biggest religious book is preserved in the Kuthodaw pagoda. Mandalay, Burma. In dividual shrines house the 729 marble tablets of Buddhist scrip tures clustered about a tall cen tral pagoda. - TO: Loesch Laboratory Consultants, Inc. Dept. OR-7, Box 66001, 2018 Kipling St. Houston 6, Texas I now have, or have had. the following conditions: How long has your hair been thinning? Do you still hove hair? or fuiz? on top of your - head? How long is it? Do you have dandruff? Is it dry? or oily? Does your scalp hove pimples or other irritations? Is you hair dry? or oily? Does your foreheod become oily or greasy? Does your scalp Itch? How often? Attach any other information you feel may be helpful. NAME ADDRESS : CITY STATE i Mexican Police Capfure Con Wanfed In Shooting HKltKELEY. Calif. tUPIl - Jack Murray Ilundcll. 29, an ex convict wanted in the shooting of Berkeley policeman, told how he whs captured in a Mexican re sort village by four Mexican po licemen who know only one word of English. liundoll, who was returned to Berkeley Friday to face a charge of attempted murder, said he was arrested last week at Puerto Val- larta by four officers armed with caruini's. He said while he was on the shooting of patrolman Douglas Mackintosh in the aftermath of a supermarket holdup on Feb. 12. He said he intends to plead guilty. He said he never knew until Sat urday that Mackintosh was still alive. Mackintosh is recovering slowly in Hcrrick Memorial Hospital. He has undergone several operations to repair damage to nerve and blood vessels in the shoulders. " I A A "perch" is a measurement beach, one of the four leveled hi"'"-"..LVJ.'.'u- SJJ"V gun at ItundcH's chost and said, peacefully .'" Kundell said he re plied, "yes, yes." 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