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I Mom-In-Law's Cooking , Sparks Indigestion HERALD AND NEWS. Kfatffath Falls. Ore. Monday, April 1, 13 PAGE 7 P1 "K -ST 1 By ANN LANDERS Dear Ann Landers: My wife's mother is one of the most won derful women who ever lived. She has a heart as big as a mountain. I love her as much as I love my own mother. But Ann, I just can't stand her cook- ing. Whenever I eat dinner at her house I get heart burn and indigestion for two days. Ma cooks old-country style. Ev erything is swimming in chicken fat. She sets enough food on the table to feed an army. And to make matters worse, Ma al ways seats me next to her so she can push my arm and say, "Eat, Harry. Eat." I wouldn't hurt her feelings for the world. This wonderful wom an puts her heart and soul into her cooking, but 1 just can't look another bowl of chicken-noodle soup in the face. My wife says 1 should write to you. She can't figure a way out either. HIGH CHOLESTEROL HARHY Dear Harry: Phone your doc tor. He will be happy to take you off the hook. The next time your mother-in-law invites you to dinner say, "Look, Ma, the doctor has me on a special diet. I can't eat at ypur house until I get my cholesterol down." If you ex plain it she'll understand. Dear Ann Landers: I just read the letter signed "Irate" and for the first time in my life 1 feel compelled to toss in my two cents worth. My husband and I are also "Irate." We, too, have been mar ried seven years and have no children. Our friends also pes tered, nagged and harangued us to death about being childless. We were called selfish, short-sighted and were likewise warned that our marriage would end in the divorce courts. Kor five years we put up with crude inquiries of friends, rela tives, and total strangers. Then one day some smart aleck col lared me at a cocktail party and askeu why we didn't have any children. I replied in a voice which could be heard across the room, "I'm sterile." His i a w dropped six . inches and he couldn't get away from me fast enough. This has been my stock answer ever since. It shuts up the brassi est boor instantly. BARONESS WASTE Dear Baroness: Thank you (or the jaw-dropper. (Mine dropped, too.) Here's another response to the same letter: Dear Ann Landers: That letter signed "Irate" brought back bit ter memories. For years I was plagued by clods who wanted to know why my husband and I had no children. Then one day. for the 500th time. I heard that familiar line, "You don't know what you're missing." Something inside snapped. I replied: "Yes we do know what we're missing. Our friends have told us. We're missing diapers, whoop- ing cough, measles, mumps, chicken-pox, allergies, polio shots, floor-walking till dawn, midnight rushes to the hospital, summers without a vacation, winters with out a vacation, dental braces. PTA meetings, tied-up telephones, and smashed fenders. Yes, we are missing a great many things and we know it. Now, let's get on with the bridge game, girls." DENIED CHILDREN Dear Denied: Thanks for your point of view. No one who has children can deny that you arc right. And now perhaps some of our readers who are in a position to know will write and tell you about the other things you arc missing like chubby little arms around your neck, trusting eyes that say, "You're wonderful," the deep sense of satisfaction that comes with seeing little children develop into useful and joyous adults. It's a list that could go on forever. FRIENDS Otilingam Maniclcam Ganapathi Raj, left, called "Raj" by those who know him, is in Oregon from India as an industrial trainee to attend the Eugene . Technical Vocational School. Recently he was a guest of a classmate, Donald Jacob, right, in the home of his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Donald R. Jacob, well-known livestock family at Dairy. Donald Jacob is also a student at the vocational school. Flying Student From India Visits Hereford Ranch In Klamath County to STAR GAZER By CLAY R- 1'OLLAN i- 5-10-24 31 -42-74 jf TAURUS APR. 21 MAY 21 3- 6-17-19 SyH-M-85-87 GEMINI MAY 22 M JUNE 22 ,41-45-51-53 't 1-67-70 ED; CANCER JUNE 23 ilUlY 23 ;3 2- 7-16-20 ii25-63-65 uo 7 JULY 24 i44-47-53-58 72-78-83-891 VIRGO AUG. 24 OM2-15-18-32 36-38-84 Your Daily Activity Guid According to the Stars. To develop message for Tuesday, read words corresponding to numbers of your Zodioc birth sign. t ChetrM 2 Lots 3 6 A Hero 5 And 6 Confident 7 Of 8 Day 9 for 10 Work 1 1 Plenty 12 Start 13 Try HOf 15Thinos 16 Friction's 17 Your 18 Rolling 10 Luck ?0ln 2 1 To 22 And 23 Remember 2& Duties 25 Air 26 Now 27 You 28 Jinlqmenr 29 Good 3fJRach (V)Good 3EPT.23 rjr OCT. 23 4, 1- 8- 9-34Vl H6-60-75 31 Demand 61 Your 32 You've 62 Turkey 33 Con 63 Don't ?1 Romance t4 Gam 35 Stgn AS Argue 36 Plenty 66 Navigates 37 Happy 67 Personal 38 On 63 Hove 39 A 69 Their 40Chonres 70 Self 41 Reserve 71 Say 42 Immediate 72 But 43 Paper -73 Tudoy" 44 Day 7 Attention 45 Some 75 Happiness 46 Business 7o A 47 Hours 77 Your 4R To 78 Evening 49 Level 70 Turn's N)Tok 80 Loved - 51 Energy SI Coming 52 Medium 82 Safe 53 Look 83 B'-ghtens 54 Let The 55 For 85 K 56 Head 86 Ones 57 0'hers 87 Good 56 Dreary 88 Bait 59 With 69 Up 60 Home 90 Course Adverse j")KcutrjI scow 10 OCT. 24 IMJ. .W. 23 26-27-33-35 43-50-62 SAGITTARIUS NOV. 23 DEC. 22 23-39-49-56 tfl 66-76-92-90 U CAPBICOW DEC 23 JAN. 20 ll-14-29.40OJ H8-64-73 V 4 AOUAI1US IAN. 21 13-21-30-37 i 52-59-80-86 FEB. 20V"J MA. 21 54-57-68-49Cj 71-77-79-81 t I 'Dead' Husband Returns To Wife After 8 Years GARWOOD, N. J. i UP1 '-Cornelius Cornelisse, the man who went for a drive eight years ago and never returned, was back home today very much alive but legally dead. Cornelisse, 48. returned home Friday from Los Angeles where he was known as Steven Gilbert. With him was Ellen Cornelisse. one of his two wives. His return climaxed an eight year scries of vanishing acts which spanned the continent. In 1955. Cornelisse left the con struction site where he was work ing as a partner in a Garwood air conditioning firm, complain ing of a headache. He w:as not heard of again until last month. In Februarv Ellen CornelLs.se v " . By RUTH KING His friends call him Kaj. I ilia, in the southern part, and w ill It is return home to work in an air- easier to pronounce than Utilin gam Manickam Ganapathi Raj. He is one of the few holders of private pilot's license, by a resi dent of another country, issued by the Federal Communications! Commission in this country. Raj is 24. He learned to fly while a member of the Bombay, India, Flying Club. It took him five months and 100 hours of Hying time to become a pilot. Flying lessons are subsidized by the government in India, since there is not so much monevl in that country as in America," the young pilot said while on a risit to Klamath Falls. His Special Pilot Certificate lor a single engine plane was issued on the basis of his flying creden tials from India and is valid for sightseeing and proficiency flights in the United States. He hopes to do some sky - seeing while in America. He is a native of Madias, In went to court and asked that her husband be declared legally dead so she could probate his will. A week after he was declared dead here. Cornelisse turned up in Los Angeles as Gilbert. Further complicating matters, there was a Mrs. Steven Gilbert. They had been married four years. The double identity came to light when Mrs. Gilbert reported him missing to Los Angeles po lice. A routine check of fingerprints unraveled the man s complicated past and Cornelisse was found. Mrs. Cornelisse, his first wife, flew to Los Angeles to bring her husband home. Her attorney. John Lynch, said the family would not comment on the details nf the reunion until next week. Car Tamper Charcje Filed DUNSMUIU - Multiple charges were mod Thursday against Sam ucl M. Brown, 33, Farmcrsville, Calif., after he was arrested while tampering with an automobile on Dunsmuir's main street. He was identified as the man who had stalled a panel truck, belonging to the Dunsmuir Plumb ing Company and left it hanging over an embankment on Sacra-1 mcnto Avenue, endangering pow er lines and Southern Pacific tracks. The truck had been parked by the plumber's assist ant who was surprised to find it 300 feet up the street and over the bank when he returned from making a delivery. Brown, who told police officers he could not drink, had to spend the night in the Dunsmuir Jail be fore he could identify himself. He is charged with car theft. drunk driving, driving without a license, and petty theft. craft factory, to further the dc-l velopmcnt of commercial and pri vate use of aircraft. It is a fast growing industry in the land where the use of elephants as a mode of travel is now mostly for the benefit of tourists. Raj came to America as in dustrial trainee in the Ruhr Air craft Corporation in Chula Vista. Calif., where he stayed for six months. Then he transferred to the Tech nical Vocational School in Eu gene to study the Federal Avia tion Agency's Air Frame and Power Plant Technician's Li cense Course. He will complete the course in three years. He attended the University of! Madras for two years and re ceived his Intermediate Certifi cate. He studied at Ruhr on a stipend from the corporation. In tugene he lives with other stu dents from his country. Raj comes from a professional family. His mother is a retired government doctor and surgeon His brother will graduate with a B.A. degree in three months from the University of Madras. While in Klamath County Raj had some new experiences. He drove a tractor for the first lime, mounted a horse for the first time and pulled the triggers on a .22 rifle and a 12-bore shotcun for the first time. Negro Selected For Space Flights It was the first time tun, he had ever visited on a ranch, one of Klamath County's Hereford ranches w hich produces purebred and commercial grade rattle and quarter horses. He has one small "gripe." U is too cold in this country. At home the temperature ranges around 100 to 105 degrees nine months of the year. Questioned on his liking f o r American food. Raj reported, "1 can eat any food, but getting back to conversation on climate he shivered. He speaks English very well. lias spoken it for eight years. In India he says, with its 400 dia lects, it is as difficult to under stand those who live in distant parts as it is a foreign language. so many of the people of India speak English "so we can under stand." His stale is an agricultural state, producing largely rice for other parts of india. Most of the schools in India arc subsidized by the government and he explained that the interest in education is increasing. The Unit ed States has provided money for the molding of a technical uni versity in India, the country's first. He finds Americans friendly, easy to know, hard workers, hav ing lots of fun, but ho st ill thinks he likes a warmer climate. WASHINGTON ilPl'-The first Negro has been selected for pos- iblc participation in future U.S. manned space flights. It was dis closed Saturday. He is Air Force Capt. Edward Dwight Jr. 29, of Kansas City. Kan., who is among 14 new candi dates chosen for the Air Force's aerospace research pilot program at Edwards Air rorc Base, Calif. Sens. Frank Carlson and James B. Pearson made the first an nouncement that Dwight was m the group. The Air Force later confirmed it. Carlson and Pearson said the other trainees are: Michael J. Adams. Alexandria La.: Tommy 1. Bell, Valley Stream, Long Island. N. Y.: Wil liam J. Campbell. Mountain View Calif.; Frank D. Frazicr. San An tonio, Tex.; Theodore C. r roe- man. Lewes. Del.: James B. Ir win. San Jose. Calif.: Frank E l.icthen. Aiwlcton. Wis.: James S. Mclntvre, Wilmington. Del Lachlen Macleay. Chevy Chase, Md.; Robert K. Parsons, Ripley W .Va.: Alexander K. Rupp, Belle- fonle, Pa.; Russell J. Scott, Bow ie, Tex., and David R. Scott, San Antonio, Tex. The Air Force training program oarallels. hut is not coordinated with, the National Aeronautics Carlson said that Dwight and 13 other Air Force test pilots would begin training in mid-June for aerospace projects, primarily the Dyna-Soar program. The Dyna Soar, or X-20, is to he a winged space vehicle. The Air Force and NASA re cently agreed to cooperate in cer- Snace Administrations I NASA) space flight program. Ultimately, they may be more closely related but at present the only cooperative effort between the Air Force and the civilian lecncy is (or the Gemini pro- "ram. In Gemini, iwo hmiouuuis will ride the same vehicle in or bital trips. So far, however, there has been no concrete agreement that Air Force personnel definite ly might be part of the nslro- nnutir team lain phases of the Gemini pro gram. The military's interest in this lies largely in such things as1 maneuvering ami space rendez vous and interception techniques The NASA astronauts undergo their training primarily at llou: ton, Tex. In addition to the origi nal seven, there are nine military and civilian test pilots now in (raining for Gemini and the moon landing program, Apollo. Dwight returned to active duty in the Air Force in 1960 after serving in the reserves. 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