I Mom-In-Law's Cooking
, Sparks Indigestion
HERALD AND NEWS. Kfatffath Falls. Ore.
Monday, April 1, 13
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By ANN LANDERS
Dear Ann Landers: My wife's
mother is one of the most won
derful women who ever lived.
She has a heart
as big as a
mountain. I love
her as much as
I love my own
mother. But
Ann, I just can't
stand her cook-
ing. Whenever I
eat dinner at
her house I get heart burn and
indigestion for two days.
Ma cooks old-country style. Ev
erything is swimming in chicken
fat. She sets enough food on the
table to feed an army. And
to make matters worse, Ma al
ways seats me next to her so she
can push my arm and say, "Eat,
Harry. Eat."
I wouldn't hurt her feelings for
the world. This wonderful wom
an puts her heart and soul into
her cooking, but 1 just can't look
another bowl of chicken-noodle
soup in the face.
My wife says 1 should write to
you. She can't figure a way out
either. HIGH CHOLESTEROL
HARHY
Dear Harry: Phone your doc
tor. He will be happy to take
you off the hook.
The next time your mother-in-law
invites you to dinner say,
"Look, Ma, the doctor has me
on a special diet. I can't eat
at ypur house until I get my
cholesterol down." If you ex
plain it she'll understand.
Dear Ann Landers: I just read
the letter signed "Irate" and for
the first time in my life 1 feel
compelled to toss in my two
cents worth.
My husband and I are also
"Irate." We, too, have been mar
ried seven years and have no
children. Our friends also pes
tered, nagged and harangued us
to death about being childless. We
were called selfish, short-sighted
and were likewise warned that
our marriage would end in the
divorce courts.
Kor five years we put up with
crude inquiries of friends, rela
tives, and total strangers. Then
one day some smart aleck col
lared me at a cocktail party and
askeu why we didn't have any
children. I replied in a voice
which could be heard across the
room, "I'm sterile." His i a w
dropped six . inches and he
couldn't get away from me fast
enough.
This has been my stock answer
ever since. It shuts up the brassi
est boor instantly. BARONESS
WASTE
Dear Baroness: Thank you (or
the jaw-dropper. (Mine dropped,
too.) Here's another response to
the same letter:
Dear Ann Landers: That letter
signed "Irate" brought back bit
ter memories. For years I was
plagued by clods who wanted to
know why my husband and I
had no children. Then one day.
for the 500th time. I heard that
familiar line, "You don't know
what you're missing." Something
inside snapped. I replied:
"Yes we do know what we're
missing. Our friends have told
us. We're missing diapers, whoop-
ing cough, measles, mumps, chicken-pox,
allergies, polio shots,
floor-walking till dawn, midnight
rushes to the hospital, summers
without a vacation, winters with
out a vacation, dental braces.
PTA meetings, tied-up telephones,
and smashed fenders. Yes, we
are missing a great many things
and we know it. Now, let's get
on with the bridge game, girls."
DENIED CHILDREN
Dear Denied: Thanks for your
point of view. No one who has
children can deny that you arc
right.
And now perhaps some of our
readers who are in a position
to know will write and tell you
about the other things you arc
missing like chubby little arms
around your neck, trusting eyes
that say, "You're wonderful," the
deep sense of satisfaction that
comes with seeing little children
develop into useful and joyous
adults. It's a list that could go
on forever.
FRIENDS Otilingam Maniclcam Ganapathi Raj, left, called "Raj" by those who know
him, is in Oregon from India as an industrial trainee to attend the Eugene . Technical
Vocational School. Recently he was a guest of a classmate, Donald Jacob, right, in
the home of his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Donald R. Jacob, well-known livestock family
at Dairy. Donald Jacob is also a student at the vocational school.
Flying Student From India Visits
Hereford Ranch In Klamath County
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'Dead' Husband Returns
To Wife After 8 Years
GARWOOD, N. J. i UP1 '-Cornelius
Cornelisse, the man who
went for a drive eight years ago
and never returned, was back
home today very much alive but
legally dead.
Cornelisse, 48. returned home
Friday from Los Angeles where
he was known as Steven Gilbert.
With him was Ellen Cornelisse.
one of his two wives.
His return climaxed an eight
year scries of vanishing acts
which spanned the continent.
In 1955. Cornelisse left the con
struction site where he was work
ing as a partner in a Garwood
air conditioning firm, complain
ing of a headache.
He w:as not heard of again until
last month.
In Februarv Ellen CornelLs.se
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By RUTH KING
His friends call him Kaj.
I ilia, in the southern part, and w ill
It is return home to work in an air-
easier to pronounce than Utilin
gam Manickam Ganapathi Raj.
He is one of the few holders of
private pilot's license, by a resi
dent of another country, issued
by the Federal Communications!
Commission in this country.
Raj is 24. He learned to fly
while a member of the Bombay,
India, Flying Club. It took him
five months and 100 hours of
Hying time to become a pilot.
Flying lessons are subsidized
by the government in India, since
there is not so much monevl
in that country as in America,"
the young pilot said while on a
risit to Klamath Falls.
His Special Pilot Certificate lor
a single engine plane was issued
on the basis of his flying creden
tials from India and is valid for
sightseeing and proficiency
flights in the United States. He
hopes to do some sky - seeing
while in America.
He is a native of Madias, In
went to court and asked that her
husband be declared legally dead
so she could probate his will.
A week after he was declared
dead here. Cornelisse turned up in
Los Angeles as Gilbert. Further
complicating matters, there was a
Mrs. Steven Gilbert. They had
been married four years.
The double identity came to
light when Mrs. Gilbert reported
him missing to Los Angeles po
lice. A routine check of fingerprints
unraveled the man s complicated
past and Cornelisse was found.
Mrs. Cornelisse, his first wife,
flew to Los Angeles to bring her
husband home.
Her attorney. John Lynch, said
the family would not comment on
the details nf the reunion until
next week.
Car Tamper
Charcje Filed
DUNSMUIU - Multiple charges
were mod Thursday against Sam
ucl M. Brown, 33, Farmcrsville,
Calif., after he was arrested while
tampering with an automobile on
Dunsmuir's main street.
He was identified as the man
who had stalled a panel truck,
belonging to the Dunsmuir Plumb
ing Company and left it hanging
over an embankment on Sacra-1
mcnto Avenue, endangering pow
er lines and Southern Pacific
tracks. The truck had been
parked by the plumber's assist
ant who was surprised to find it
300 feet up the street and over
the bank when he returned from
making a delivery.
Brown, who told police officers
he could not drink, had to spend
the night in the Dunsmuir Jail be
fore he could identify himself.
He is charged with car theft.
drunk driving, driving without a
license, and petty theft.
craft factory, to further the dc-l
velopmcnt of commercial and pri
vate use of aircraft. It is a fast
growing industry in the land
where the use of elephants as a
mode of travel is now mostly for
the benefit of tourists.
Raj came to America as in
dustrial trainee in the Ruhr Air
craft Corporation in Chula Vista.
Calif., where he stayed for six
months.
Then he transferred to the Tech
nical Vocational School in Eu
gene to study the Federal Avia
tion Agency's Air Frame and
Power Plant Technician's Li
cense Course. He will complete
the course in three years.
He attended the University of!
Madras for two years and re
ceived his Intermediate Certifi
cate. He studied at Ruhr on a
stipend from the corporation. In
tugene he lives with other stu
dents from his country.
Raj comes from a professional
family. His mother is a retired
government doctor and surgeon
His brother will graduate with a
B.A. degree in three months from
the University of Madras.
While in Klamath County Raj
had some new experiences. He
drove a tractor for the first lime,
mounted a horse for the first
time and pulled the triggers on a
.22 rifle and a 12-bore shotcun for
the first time.
Negro Selected For Space Flights
It was the first time tun, he
had ever visited on a ranch, one
of Klamath County's Hereford
ranches w hich produces purebred
and commercial grade rattle and
quarter horses.
He has one small "gripe." U is
too cold in this country. At home
the temperature ranges around
100 to 105 degrees nine months of
the year.
Questioned on his liking f o r
American food. Raj reported, "1
can eat any food, but getting
back to conversation on climate
he shivered.
He speaks English very well.
lias spoken it for eight years. In
India he says, with its 400 dia
lects, it is as difficult to under
stand those who live in distant
parts as it is a foreign language.
so many of the people of India
speak English "so we can under
stand." His stale is an agricultural
state, producing largely rice for
other parts of india.
Most of the schools in India arc
subsidized by the government and
he explained that the interest in
education is increasing. The Unit
ed States has provided money for
the molding of a technical uni
versity in India, the country's
first.
He finds Americans friendly,
easy to know, hard workers, hav
ing lots of fun, but ho st ill
thinks he likes a warmer climate.
WASHINGTON ilPl'-The first
Negro has been selected for pos-
iblc participation in future U.S.
manned space flights. It was dis
closed Saturday.
He is Air Force Capt. Edward
Dwight Jr. 29, of Kansas City.
Kan., who is among 14 new candi
dates chosen for the Air Force's
aerospace research pilot program
at Edwards Air rorc Base,
Calif.
Sens. Frank Carlson and James
B. Pearson made the first an
nouncement that Dwight was m
the group. The Air Force later
confirmed it. Carlson and Pearson
said the other trainees are:
Michael J. Adams. Alexandria
La.: Tommy 1. Bell, Valley
Stream, Long Island. N. Y.: Wil
liam J. Campbell. Mountain View
Calif.; Frank D. Frazicr. San An
tonio, Tex.; Theodore C. r roe-
man. Lewes. Del.: James B. Ir
win. San Jose. Calif.: Frank E
l.icthen. Aiwlcton. Wis.: James
S. Mclntvre, Wilmington. Del
Lachlen Macleay. Chevy Chase,
Md.; Robert K. Parsons, Ripley
W .Va.: Alexander K. Rupp, Belle-
fonle, Pa.; Russell J. Scott, Bow
ie, Tex., and David R. Scott, San
Antonio, Tex.
The Air Force training program
oarallels. hut is not coordinated
with, the National Aeronautics
Carlson said that Dwight and 13
other Air Force test pilots would
begin training in mid-June for
aerospace projects, primarily the
Dyna-Soar program. The Dyna
Soar, or X-20, is to he a winged
space vehicle.
The Air Force and NASA re
cently agreed to cooperate in cer-
Snace Administrations I NASA)
space flight program.
Ultimately, they may be more
closely related but at present the
only cooperative effort between
the Air Force and the civilian
lecncy is (or the Gemini pro-
"ram. In Gemini, iwo hmiouuuis
will ride the same vehicle in or
bital trips. So far, however, there
has been no concrete agreement
that Air Force personnel definite
ly might be part of the nslro-
nnutir team
lain phases of the Gemini pro
gram. The military's interest in
this lies largely in such things as1
maneuvering ami space rendez
vous and interception techniques
The NASA astronauts undergo
their training primarily at llou:
ton, Tex. In addition to the origi
nal seven, there are nine military
and civilian test pilots now in
(raining for Gemini and the moon
landing program, Apollo.
Dwight returned to active duty
in the Air Force in 1960 after
serving in the reserves. Carlson
said Dwight was overjoyed at his
selection "and so are his partners."
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