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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (Jan. 26, 1963)
Quips and Quotes DontM Let prWmncy LeavXtits Mark LilrW Jtiissia Keep your tigntj dry skin smooth ' and soft with mothers friend. Neglect of body skin tissues during pregnancy may show up for the rest of your life. This fa mous skin conditioner is especi ally compounded to relieve the discomfort of that stretched feel ing in your skin. You'll find a mothers friend massage can be soothing for that numbing in legs and back, too. Take care of your body skin with mothers friend. You will never regret it. i r. Al Drug Cl MOTHERS FRIEND A Product of S.S S COMPANY tllanll, Ca. jij Itchy Torment Of Aging Skin) Men and Women over 40 seem par- j ticularly susceptible to itchy, burn- jl! ing man, dry eczema, chafing, chap- jji ping, piles or hemorrhoids, and similar ifi troubles. Many skin specialists pre- Hi scribe the six medically-approved in- 'nl gredientsofsuper-tanolatedKKSlNOL ?, Ointment to soothe and soften dry, cracked skin, relieve itching, promote Si heating. 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If you are miserable and worn out be- : cause of these discomfort a, loan's Pills of- ten help by their pain-relleviwr action, by : their soothing effect to ease bladder trri- tatiftn, and by their mild diuretic action : through the kidneys-lending to increase the output of the IS miles of kidney tubes. : , So if nagging backache make you feel Hraggrd-oiit, miserable, with restless, : sleepless nftthls, don't wait, try hoan'a j Tills, get the ssme happy relief millions : have enjoyed for over t0 year. For eon- f venience. ask for the large aiie. Get : Ihmn's Tills toilayl ; Just Look, Don't Touch We've just redone the living room. Come Bee the antique chairs; They're all in linen, Irish loom, And while to match the stairs. Behold the satin davenport, Behold the velvet rug. Behold the lamps from Agincourt. (Forgive us' if we're smug.) What have we done with the brotcn chairs? And our Early Primitive? Oh, we've moved that old stuff downstairs To the basement where we live. Betty Billipp An out-of-work actor was in his room at a second-rate hotel when a movie executive phoned, saying: "I can use you in a picture. The salary is $1,000 a week." "Come on now!" shouted the actor. "I won't take less than $2,000." "Well," the executive said calmly, "I'm phoning from the lobby. Why not come down and we'll talk it over?" "What?" the actor exclaimed. "And get locked out of my room?" Anna Herbert He had been married only a few months and was not yet an expert on women's ways. After supper, his young wife coyly said: "I saw the most beautiful dress in a shopwindow to day. And it was only $401" "Wow!" the husband said. "We can't afford that much for a dress!" "I know," the wife replied plaintive ly. "I told myself that when "I saw the price." "Well," the husband sighed in re lief, "I certainly give you credit, honey." "That's the nice part," she said. "So did the manager, so I took it." Jim Henry There's an advantage in having a job as a housewife: you're not afraid to talk back to the boss. Dear Miss Librarian Row upon row upon row of books, All excellent, I've no doubt; Thousands of volumes all sizes and shapes, But I want only one and it's out. Suzanne Douglass Snow Fun By Al Kaufman He prided himself on being dressed always in the latest fashion, so it was' natural that he go right out and buy one of those fur hats that are popular these days. On the train home he sat next to a sweet old matron from the suburbs. During the ride he got up to visit the smoking car and left his hat on his seat. When he returned, he found the old lady beaming. "My," she said, nodding toward the fur hat, "it certainly is well trained hasn't moved since you left." Frances Benson A lady entered a yarn shop and asked the clerk for instructions on knitting a sweater for her dog. "Well, I would have to know how large the dog is before making any suggestions," the clerk replied. "Oh, he's about so long," the lady said, holding her hands apart to in dicate size. "Maybe a little longer." "That's not much to go on. Couldn't you bring the dog in so we could be sure?" "Oh, I couldn't do that," the woman said adamantly. "I want to surprise him." John Shotwell ' "s M Family W)cl, January J7, 196J
