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Keep your tigntj dry skin smooth
' and soft with mothers friend.
Neglect of body skin tissues
during pregnancy may show up
for the rest of your life. This fa
mous skin conditioner is especi
ally compounded to relieve the
discomfort of that stretched feel
ing in your skin. You'll find a
mothers friend massage can
be soothing for that numbing
in legs and back, too. Take
care of your body skin with
mothers friend. You will never
regret it.
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Treatmentdirections in package. &
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No Nagging
Backache Means a i
Good Night's Sleep!
NntTBing backache, headache, or muscu- :
lar aches unci pain" may come on with ;
over-exertion, emotional upscta or day :
to Hay stress and strain. And folka who ;
eat and drink unwisely sometime suffer j
mild bladder Irritation., .with that rest. :
leiia, uncomfortable feeling1.
If you are miserable and worn out be- :
cause of these discomfort a, loan's Pills of-
ten help by their pain-relleviwr action, by :
their soothing effect to ease bladder trri-
tatiftn, and by their mild diuretic action :
through the kidneys-lending to increase
the output of the IS miles of kidney tubes. :
, So if nagging backache make you feel
Hraggrd-oiit, miserable, with restless, :
sleepless nftthls, don't wait, try hoan'a j
Tills, get the ssme happy relief millions :
have enjoyed for over t0 year. For eon- f
venience. ask for the large aiie. Get :
Ihmn's Tills toilayl ;
Just Look, Don't Touch
We've just redone the living room.
Come Bee the antique chairs;
They're all in linen, Irish loom,
And while to match the stairs.
Behold the satin davenport,
Behold the velvet rug.
Behold the lamps from Agincourt.
(Forgive us' if we're smug.)
What have we done with the brotcn
chairs?
And our Early Primitive?
Oh, we've moved that old stuff
downstairs
To the basement where we live.
Betty Billipp
An out-of-work actor was in his
room at a second-rate hotel when a
movie executive phoned, saying: "I
can use you in a picture. The salary
is $1,000 a week."
"Come on now!" shouted the actor.
"I won't take less than $2,000."
"Well," the executive said calmly,
"I'm phoning from the lobby. Why not
come down and we'll talk it over?"
"What?" the actor exclaimed. "And
get locked out of my room?"
Anna Herbert
He had been married only a few
months and was not yet an expert on
women's ways. After supper, his young
wife coyly said: "I saw the most
beautiful dress in a shopwindow to
day. And it was only $401"
"Wow!" the husband said. "We
can't afford that much for a dress!"
"I know," the wife replied plaintive
ly. "I told myself that when "I saw the
price."
"Well," the husband sighed in re
lief, "I certainly give you credit,
honey."
"That's the nice part," she said. "So
did the manager, so I took it."
Jim Henry
There's an advantage in having a
job as a housewife: you're not afraid
to talk back to the boss.
Dear Miss Librarian
Row upon row upon row of books,
All excellent, I've no doubt;
Thousands of volumes all sizes
and shapes,
But I want only one and it's out.
Suzanne Douglass
Snow Fun By Al Kaufman
He prided himself on being dressed
always in the latest fashion, so it was'
natural that he go right out and buy
one of those fur hats that are popular
these days.
On the train home he sat next to a
sweet old matron from the suburbs.
During the ride he got up to visit the
smoking car and left his hat on his
seat. When he returned, he found the
old lady beaming.
"My," she said, nodding toward the
fur hat, "it certainly is well trained
hasn't moved since you left."
Frances Benson
A lady entered a yarn shop and
asked the clerk for instructions on
knitting a sweater for her dog. "Well,
I would have to know how large the
dog is before making any suggestions,"
the clerk replied.
"Oh, he's about so long," the lady
said, holding her hands apart to in
dicate size. "Maybe a little longer."
"That's not much to go on. Couldn't
you bring the dog in so we could be
sure?"
"Oh, I couldn't do that," the woman
said adamantly. "I want to surprise
him." John Shotwell
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M Family W)cl, January J7, 196J