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Wed.. March 15, 1961 Page S-C, L Many False Choppers In United States By HAL BOYLE NEW YORK (AP) How sure are you of your own teeth? Near ly 22 million Americans don't have teeLh, about 13 per cent of us all. The tooth you may save by brushing could be your own! Here's an old reminder of a j present truth: One marriage in s four ends in divorce. I am informed that if you melt ed the Statute of Liberty down. you could make 30 million pen nies from the copper of it. But since the old girl has given 10 limes that many golden dreams, it is likely we can continue toi afford to keep her on her same old stand better investment. Can you name four animals whose names end in "x"? Don't overlook ibex, lynx, fox and ox. Five vcais after cancer is rec ognized in women, 37 per cent of - them are alive; of men, 26 per cent endure. Someone has figured out that 61 per cent of new car buyers live in the suburbs. Nature note: The snail, often rrhuked for its slowness, has top speed of three inches a min- ute, yet retains an overlooked vir tueit is strong. It can pull up to 200 times its own weight. Bad insects make us neighbors. Japan is troubled with an insect nest there called the Colorado " beetle. Here it is called the Jap anpse beetle. It was just 60 years ago that in Wichita, Kan. - carry iauon made her first hatchet raid against a saloon. You just never see girls like that any longer, al though here and there you do en counter one who attacks a deaf bar with a broken martini glass white crying for more. A nice hope: The average baby horn in the United States today .an ixnect to live half again as long as one born in 1900. The next problem is to explain to it J why it is all worinwnue. Here's a funny discovery: Psy chologists have found that stu dents who have the highest I.Q. and make the best grades also generally have the widest and readiest sense of humor. Moral: If you want better grades, laugh harder particularly when the pro fessor tells a joke. How much do you dream? Sci ence has found, about 20 per cent of the time, asleep. Awake, on the job? Well, what does your u boss think of you? The average American house wife carries out about 1,000 pounds of garbage yearly. It was Joseph Hergesheimsr who observed, "So long as you are learning, you are not growing old. It's when a man stops learn-i ing that he begins to grow old." Two Choices For Award Bv BOB THOMAS HOLLYWOOD (AP)-Some days you just can't make a buck inv this town. It Hear me out. There is Ihis Os- 2 car race, see, and a couple of guys in it named Burt Lancaster and Spencer Tracy. The gimmick is that they're both working on the same picture right now, "Judg ment at Nuremberg." So what would be more natural than a feud between these two 'hot contenders? I tried it out with Lancaster. "Pretty hammy guy, this Tracy, huh?" I said insinuatingly. "What's that?" Lancaster in n.iirpH I confessed mv mission and he said sadly. "Things are H pretty tough in your racket, nun, kid?" Failure. Okay, I tried it with Tracy, who can be counted on to growl or grouse on any topic. "Quite a ham, that Lancaster." I commented offhandedly. "He's a fine actor," Tracy cor rivied "I think he might walk off with the Oscar this year. Ei-; ther him or Jack Lemmon. Me?! I ain't got a chance. They wouldn't give it to me again. I've liar! il " Double failure. Well, you can't g win them all. Anyway, I got a J chance to sit in Tracy's dressing ft room. As every film historian knows. Trunv has a rnunle of Oscars. dating back lo 1037 ("Captains: Courageous"' and 1938 ("Boys Town."1 He could be the first slar to hit a triple, since he's up fnr "Inherit the Wind." "I'll never make it again," he insisted. "I don't really tare. Not ahnut the final award, anyway: it Hnen'l matter to me what the 2.400 members of the academy v think. 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