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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (Jan. 8, 1961)
HEM ALD AND NEWS, Ktamatfc Fth. Or flundy, Jnury I, 141 qt T if -.V Cffi ' Loony Larcenies Of 1960 Have You Heard Of The One... Bv MKADKR t;. PAf TlNGTONVi mile foi a quiet getaway in Sal- handcuffs. Ami a library in Pull NEW VOliK lNKA A woman isbury. Southern Ithodcsia, only man. Wash , reported a stolen in Meridian. Miss., complained to lo fiiul llial it had no engine, hook. The title? '('healing-How police that thieves stole all the Hoodwinked again! It Can He Stopped." concrete pieces in her driveway' piiy live poor watchdog: a honie! A Los Angeles owner of a coin-j which was broken up in a streel-!m.ar Von Ormy, Tex., was roblx'd operated laundry was fined when! paving project. '0f 5,50 worth of materials plus he tried lo steal Sl.juo worth of And while iniliee tried to lay 0ne object whose worth was not heirloom jewelry that a customer -that l!MiO Loony Larceny to rest, easily determined the owner'siwas washing in one of the ma - ,,. accused thief in Pcnver. re j puzzled thieves left the contentsatc'hdog. And police caught two!chines. tinned the money lo his victim, uf eight cartons in a field near Scaped convicts in St. l'ctei-s-1 In Vancouver. BC, thieves Uy,,, ni.n ur M loan, said he Lockport. N Y. The contents?. nl,g, r'l:, , j t,e company of the found with nearly k coins in'as lull .-, tliicf and advised the Jigsaw puzzles. prison bloodhound, their pockets, argued that they owner tc luck his sale. I Not a "i's found of the, stores came in for their share I were hunting for a rare nickel ; AlMj .,,., can talk their way careful burglar in Dallas whol0f odd cases: a thief in Hunt-They were convicted, however. im, 0 .1I1V s tt tiiit nit . Two gun robbed a tavern of 252 cans of jngion, V. Va tried to break for robbing parking meters. mt.n , Yonkers, N Y , took (beer and 174 breath-cleansing into a store so that he could gel' Another collector in Nashville (lonl ,uli,. vu.jm. His hard luck chlorophyll tablets. i,ack and finish the season with a Tenn., a postal employe, was ar- tlol.y Hl im) ;1 jiu return. i . Five. Inief " pioof ,0,'ks wele,loeal penitentiary basketball tcnm.lreslcd for tearing stamps off mail; A in Indianapolis, pring a jliflwl in Gothenburg. Sweden, at 'Discharged on a petty larceny 'to add to his collection. telephone apart with screwdriv- eNi''u'l'on t""t'(' "S,,,P 1 h e 'charge for eating candy, bananas. I Food meant more than money !or (.an opener, hammer and mal ' Thief." siring beans, si law bei lies and su-to some robbers. A Kilter in t.( explained that he was only J In 10. a 10 foot aluminum can- gar-coated ham in a supermarket Move. Kngland. carrying SH.IKM i,-v'm. i0 recover a lost dime police that it had a hole in the"Vhy I've- been eating there lor:sandw ich. lost only tile fish n'-packers caught breaking into the lno bottom-tlie only patch being a more than five venrs " bread when he was held ud. An- 1.. M l.,i.l ih..! person Band-Aid. i Told bv a Detroit I'lncei-v rleik oilier thief in Hume ;.. after 11. .1.1 .1 .h..l. nd in Tuledn Oil in ln oil. , I.. a .1.-. ..t 4 .1 I. 'l .......I:..- Lll. f -.. f . ... . . . raise a child is the act of ....n.... ... ' 7 . ' , " v "A T ....... ........ r emaps uie loonio.si i.i.cc.iy o. tlie Evening Division, said thing that qualifies least lo have any notion on how- mot herhood. "Yet, these are the both of them were filled to the experts brjrri wiln garbage. money, the appreciative thief iporch. left a note for a deliveiy ih4I sli len, one kiss, ftom a took that, passenger in a eai . lute tlie at tempt was made bv the driver. milkman he crashed into a tree. The pas- thanked the clerk and went to call of chocolate milk. He who would usurp the educational Cm thofts hiid lheir pl.lce, A 'promptly arrested. And a 'loy;.j An early morning svsiem J 1 1 F I ''i'1"-' losor explained that he store detective in Kingston-on-(lxirglar in lirooklvn insisted thallsenger-s orellv ankle was broken Dr. Phillips, a popular speak-0iy stole cars when he became Thames, England, was arrested : he had never robbed a customer Lid four teeth" were knocked out er for PTA meetings, said tnc'to0 dnink to walk home. for shophlling from a neighboi-j A restaurant owner, tired of u bapixncl in Aberdeen Scot trouble with education today is Cars still need engines lo run hood store., dosing a large numlK-r of spoons! land that "too many of us went to Thieves pushed or a quarter of; Some burglars used every break each month, ended the thefts in I scnooi ana mereioie cunsiuei uui-j selves experts." He said "everybody becomes an expert merely by attending thev could set. After bieakine Vanccuver. B.C.. when he drilled I AVAI.ANTHKS Kit. I. KOI K BRITAIN CONSULATE jnl0 a Dayton, Ohio, Do- It-Your-j large holes in the Ixiwls of all I.ENK. Switzerland ll'l' LONDON APi Britain was re- self stoi-e, the enterprising yeggs his siioons. A detective in Min- Four ih'i-miiis were killed and two ported Tlrirsdav nieht to hae used the tools on sale to crack ncnnulis. tired bv a lone stake-'ininred Thursdav in simw aa- school, whether graduating or barred the United Arab Republic 'a safe; they took more than out for a female burglary si:s- lanehes in the Swiss and Austrian merely completing first grade, from opening consulates in the'si.OOO. And a private eye in De-peel, kept a dinner date with his Alps. Then they try to supersede th0i ast African colonies of Kenya. jtroil complained that a thief had wife. He recognized the waitress! Ten .students were buried in a real experts, those trained in edu-, Uganda and Tanganyika and Aden stolen his detective kit containing as the suspect and arrested her ,. slide in Austria's Slyrian Alps, cation." on the Arabian peninsula. In- fingerprinting tools, diploma. Some thieves lose their nerve. Two wi re killed anil one critical- Phillips expressed deep dissat- formed sounes soy the British badge and magnifying glass. In Sapporo, .lapan. a third-story ly injured Swiss Dr. Waller isfaction with "the Momism ex- fear the U.A.K. wants to use thej A Keno patrolman invesligating burglar there became so fright- Raumg.irl'ier and one of his chil pert who tries to dictate school consular missions to promote anti-two suspicious characters upslencd by the height that he yelled dren were killed near here. An policy, eithei through PTA or by: British activity. 'lobbed and tied up in his owi, lor the police In get him down. An iotbor child was injured, belaboring harassed school off i- " "Teople don't try to tell a cJ It A Bird? Is If A PfOfle? tractor how lo construct his build ing or a pilot to fly his plane," I he said. "So why do they consid er themselves more qualified lo run the educational system?" i He also blasted "another popu- It Could Be A Military Superman lar theory" that this generation is going to tlie dogs. "There is no way to cheek the student of today against one, say. of 20 years ago to prove that one is better or less educated than the other," he said. Phillips said he's "all for in terest in the schools but I want fewer experts, less Momism and less condemnation of the present school system and those connect ed with it." GOP Chief Confident By RAY CROMLEY WASHINGTON 'NEAl You, too, can be a superman. No tonics. No pills. No exercises. I But you mighl have to join the Army. Quartermaster Corps scientists are beginning to push for the de velopment of a fantastic metal skeleton which a GI would wear around his body. It would give him super strength, endurance and mobility. As a GI moved his hands, arms, legs and feet, the power; mechanism in this skeleton would be "automatically activated" to multiply his strength in much the same way as power brakes and power steering increase the pow er of a car driver. If the Superman gadget works out as hoped, an ordinary soldier could carry six to eight times as heavy a load, push 10 to 20 times as hard, twist with his wrist 50 times as strongly, grip five times as firmly as he can now. The "skeleton," it's now be lieved, would consist of splint like attachments about the arms, body and legs. These attach ments would pivot at shoulders, elbows, wrists, hips, knees and ankles. The wearer could climb. WASHINGTON iAP Repub-l?,'.' lican National Chairman Thrustoni : B. Moiton expressed conlidence today the GOP can move ahead successfully w ithout any change in . its major principles. f. The senator from Kentucky:' called the Nov. ff defeat of Vice President Richard M. Nixon a! temporary setback. He said it was so close it was like losing "the winning touchdown in a question able play on the goal line." But Morton, in a speech pre pared for a meeting of the GOP . National Committee, said tlie loss, lias been certified. He added lhe party's chagrin should not be dis-i.. missed lightly, but it also must ' not be reflected in the party's na tional conduct in the immediate . -future. He said there is unbounded con- fidencc among party leaders at all levels. ! Morton called the party's 10i platform the best in loi-w ard-look ing Republican thought and said GOP leaders in Congress will press a positive program for the nation. I crawl, run and lift "naturally." decade In'fori it is perfected and For combat use. (he mechan-jp'oduced in quantity, ism "would be designed to con-1 There ore dozens of very dif vert each soldier "into a fast- ficult problems to solve. A pow moving and highly-mobile one- erful but light fuel and molor man tank." must be fou: J. The skeleton, to I m.. .:) l.:.-ihp nraetie.'d. nrohahlv should he I lie iniMLiiy men mnr mis r-- -- -j SiiHrman gadget someday wili niade of strong, light and flex- i.u -m. t m..in inn.i n1 li. ilile metals Breakdowns emhar- ' . t.- : . 't t--iuvini In Ii-iuiik in h:i!tlf h:ivo es wuu neavy equipment, n vn ' h -i - could walk "tirelessly" o v e r.'o he previ nlecl. rugged mountain trails and climb) Already, one company. the "imiMissihle" clilfs. He could dig Cornell Aeronautical Lalmratory into the nibble of bombed-out of Cornell University at Bulfalo, cities and ports, loss aside large has sent in a conceptual pro beams, move giant pieces of posal for the Superman. The wreckage in superhuman rescue Army is now looking it over, and repair jobs, and clear roads! yvhy is this "Servo-Soldier" of debris with ease. skeleton needed? As war gets He could cony and fire large more complicated, the GI be recoiless rifles, single-handedly 'comes moie of a truck horse load or unload heavy artillery loaded down with gear, and sizeable missile roundsj The military men are making trucks and ships for a long time his rifle lighter, but they're talk effortlessly. He could squash aiding about adding radiation, bac enemy soldier between his hare'teriologieal. and chemical war hands, fare protection; heavy armored The Army figures that a sue- shoes to protect against land cessful Superman gadget would mines and maybe even some air hove a "significant" impact upon conditioning. the handling of heavy, large, un- They're asking him to carry wieldy military supplies such as more ammunition and, in many airdropped cargo and missile cases, more communications components. equipment. All this will be added The Army wants this gear to' to the Gl's present load, be easy to get in and out of in! As one Pentagon wag puts it: case it breaks down. "lf the GI in or l!)70 car- Engineers looking into this l ies everything he's .supposed lo. Superman rig have high hopes, he'll barely be able lo walk, but But they think it mighl take anot far." Tennessee was the last of 11! 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