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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (Jan. 8, 1961)
"Look Mom. tvjirjT FLAVOR! Hearing Isn't Believing A housewife calls her husband From workshop, yard, or den When dinner's on the table, And calls him once again. She's glad, of course, on hearing At last that voice of his, But also knows "I'm coming" Doesn't mean he is. Richard Armour 1 Quips and Quotes The little first-grader was told to come directly home from school, but she arrived late almost every day. The difference in time amounted to as much as 30 minutes. "You get out of school the same time every day," the mother said. "Why can't you get home the same time?" "It depends on the cars," the child said. "What do cars have to do with it?" "The patrol boy who takes us across the street makes us wait until some cars come along so he can stop them," the youngster explained. Ernest Blevins . scalpel . . . forceps . . . sutures . . . bill!" The young executive ha3 been given a job transfer to Washington, D.C. After they were packed, he sat down with his bride for a heart-to-heart talk. "You've never been away from home before. It's going to be hard. We're going to have to make adjustments." The young girl closed her eyes in horror. "Oh, dear," she cried. "I never gave that a thought! Washing ton is D.C, and all our wedding gifts are A.C.!" T. Elder A tearful lady appeared before the judge who had just sentenced her boy friend to jail for burglary. "Your honor," she sobbed, "would you please marry us before tfie bailiff takes him away?" "What?" said the surprised judge. "You want to marry this man after learning what he is a second-story man, burglar, footpad!" "Well," the woman explained, "I've always wanted to be married to a man who's quiet around the house and picks things up." Oren Arnold January Shopping Not As every bargain hunter knows, Nowadays a sale is when They mark a five-dollar item From twelve to ten. Suanne Douglass A woman's idea of traveling light in to have her huituand carry all the suitcases. Harold Coffin The only thing more difficult to park than a big car is a small child. Lavonne Malhison Family Weekly. January 1. 1961 i -a I To you who are TALL . . . ' fashion-new styles priced no higher than regular misses' siies. Style shown is washable, drip-dry, all-cotton inatan pattern prim, "range green or red ft turquoise on natural background, matching raHta belt. Sues 1? to 22. Others $3.59 to $25. sues 10 to 24. Also coats, shoes, lingerie, sports wear. Mail coupon for FREE "Tall Girls Catalog". ' Over f lv Stvtn Shops, Dept. T-f I 46S Fifth Ave., New York 17, N. Y. I Pfuu mi mi till hmm Cata ft: I pail effit ARTHRITIC RHEUMATIC PAINS Whenever moderate pains of Arthritis, Rheumatism or Muscular Aches occur what you want is good fast relief. AnJ that's just what you get when you take 1M1I.CIN tablets. Don't give up hope it other medicines didn't work. DOI CIN may be just the thing you're looking for. Gel DOI C I N tablets at the drug store today. Give them a fair trial! Take them ... a of them . . . the way the directions tell you. You nwu gel fast relief or gel your money back. C ItMWi llrln run'. I BUY U.S. 1 SAVINGS BONDS mnmm SUPER-FAST S -REUEFJ: 2 Dr. 8c hoi I'll Zi no-purls jg twmtily relieve painful 3 ' irriure on rnaitive spot, soothe and jjj runhion it. Knjoy IS real relief m mil- 5 liona do with Dr. w Srhnll'a world's S Inntmt - nellinji aid S for Ituntom! ill -Do, m -VINUS FLYTRAP ATS LIVB PLUS Bulb grow Into quiailr hoiia planla that emich mud rmi live trmrt ! Hrar whit llirti on 12 ilrni. Crrrn Iravr form rrFtffa. Earn leaf tfpprd wilh pink trap, holrlina nrx-lar. In ext. lurrd by enlni I A iwrrlnew, entcra trap. It snap shut, absorb him, rraprni. Alto rata raw bref. or feta normally thru roola. My In po. Dtrtlopa in 3-4 eka. S bulb $1 .DO aptf. is bulta $5.00 Sra4 theck nr V.O. SatitlmrUonGumrmmltrd LSPENCER 6IFTS H&?,r"S"t -J YJM MILK 0 MAGNE rum. ...in Milk of Magnesia .the remedy doctors recommend Regular or Mint-Flavored, Milk of Magnesia brings wonderful relief from constipation and acid indigestion Doctors agree. We asked thousands nf doctors, "Do yon ever recommend Milk of MuHiirsia?" Tin- overwhelm iiiK majority said, "Yes!" It's a tlinroiiKli laxative. Phillips' gently relieves constipation, and also any aceompanyini acid indigestion. It's a sHety antacid. Phillips settles an upsrt stomach in seconds! Acid canscd pains seem to vanish. It's pleasant to take. (1itKse Heuular nr refreshing Mint-I'lavorcd I'hillis. Both the saint1 price. PHILLIPS' MILK OF MAGNESIA REGULAR OR MINT-FLAVORED PLEASE SAY YES TO THE MARCH OF DIMES BIRTH DEFECTS ARTHRITIS POLIO FEMALE HELP WANTED $23 WEEKLY for wearing lovely dresses supplied to you by us. Just show Fashion Frocks to friends in spare time. No in vestment, canvassing or experi ence necessary. Fashion Frocks, Detjt.G 11071. Cincinnati 2. O. tart CO sh Car eiei hoij
