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Hearing Isn't Believing
A housewife calls her husband
From workshop, yard, or den
When dinner's on the table,
And calls him once again.
She's glad, of course, on hearing
At last that voice of his,
But also knows "I'm coming"
Doesn't mean he is.
Richard Armour
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Quips and Quotes
The little first-grader was told to come directly
home from school, but she arrived late almost
every day. The difference in time amounted to as
much as 30 minutes. "You get out of school the
same time every day," the mother said. "Why
can't you get home the same time?"
"It depends on the cars," the child said.
"What do cars have to do with it?"
"The patrol boy who takes us across the street
makes us wait until some cars come along so he
can stop them," the youngster explained.
Ernest Blevins
. scalpel . . . forceps . . . sutures . . . bill!"
The young executive ha3 been
given a job transfer to Washington,
D.C. After they were packed, he sat
down with his bride for a heart-to-heart
talk. "You've never been away
from home before. It's going to be
hard. We're going to have to make
adjustments."
The young girl closed her eyes in
horror. "Oh, dear," she cried. "I
never gave that a thought! Washing
ton is D.C, and all our wedding gifts
are A.C.!" T. Elder
A tearful lady appeared before the
judge who had just sentenced her
boy friend to jail for burglary. "Your
honor," she sobbed, "would you
please marry us before tfie bailiff
takes him away?"
"What?" said the surprised judge.
"You want to marry this man after
learning what he is a second-story
man, burglar, footpad!"
"Well," the woman explained,
"I've always wanted to be married
to a man who's quiet around the
house and picks things up."
Oren Arnold
January Shopping Not
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From twelve to ten.
Suanne Douglass
A woman's idea of traveling light in to have her huituand
carry all the suitcases. Harold Coffin
The only thing more difficult to park than a big car is a
small child. Lavonne Malhison
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