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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (Nov. 13, 1960)
PAGE 8 A HERALD AND NEWS, Klamath Falls, Ore. Sunday, November 13, 1960 They'll Do It Every Time By Jimmy Hatlo Sympatica was fed up with her big HOUSE SHE TOLD THE REAlr ESTATE MAN TO FIND THEM A SMALLER ABODE' lJ AwenUEB WIMG OM THE BACK L. " 1 A ntfTMssJ g .57k r,m mux 1 tstj ssi'itKKBU-JBasszak .. i Needed: Pay-As-You-Go Politicians There ar t planeti and 111 You are not likely to tee more moons in the solar system known than 2,000 stars oa the clearest to the modern astronomer. night. Average length of a truck trip in the United States has bee estimated at 10.1 miles. Well-the deal went THROUGH SHE GOT HER COTTAGE SMALL IS SHE SATISFIED NOW? , DUMBESIU.EH.' THANt And A tip TUB. HATLO HAT TO -M ocm AiJM A I lit T . PASADENA. CALF. A TYPING CLASS in action is shown here at KUHS. This is a part of Mr. Miles' first period and first year typing class. There are approximately 410 students enrolled in first year typing. Students enrolled are sophomores, juniors and seniors. Miles has four other beginning typing classes; .Miss Bushong has two, Miss Bailie, one. Training in this course the first year is both for personal use and for students who with to follow the vocational curriculum. By HAL BOYLE NEW YORK (AP) - What till. country needs is a new play-as you-go political party that coulc make fresh promises to meet ev eryone's real needs. The election of 10 proved that. The most common remark made by the average voter aftei casting his ballot Tuesday was Ihis: "What difference does it really make to me who wins? I'll still have to work for a living." This attitude reflects a deep un derlying dissatisfaction in the electorate. They are unhappy with both the Democratic and Repub lican parties, both of which are a bit out of touch with the people's real desires. A third party perhaps to be called the True Welfare of Better World party might sweep the na tion in 1964. Here are a few suggested planks in sucti a party s national piai-form: HOUSING Two barbecue pits would be provided for every home, one in the front yard, one in the back yard. No wife would have to stay home every night unless she wanted to. If her hus band was too tired to take her out, a government-tested male es cort would be at her service one evening a week. WELFARE A free guaranteed parking space would be available without charge to every citizen and located within one-minute walking time of his job. HEALTH Federal authorities; would expend half a billion dol lars annually for the discovery of an all-purpose wonder drug that weuld cure male baldness, prevent women from wrinkling, prevent the common hangover, and enable anyone to eat as much of anything as he wanted and still keep him from gaining an ounce. JOBS No man or woman would be denied the right of working aft er 65 or forced to work before Skiers To Meet Tuesday Night Alia Mage Skiers will meet Tuesday at 8 p.m. at the air men's service club at Kingslcy Field. The meeting will serve primarily to get members ac quainted with each other. Ski en thusiasts are welcome. The ski club's name was select ed during a meeting this week, 'Alia Mage" means, incidentally, 'downhill" In Ethiopian. The club, recently organized, has 45 members so far. They elected a board of direc tors. Chairman is Bob Morice, Directors are Glenn Rinehart, Dave Grove, Cordie Strauss, George Duvarl, Maurine Morice, Max Ward, Charlotte Ward, Bob Harnish, Don Divens, Marie Div- ens, John Paxton, Mary Thors- ncss, Bill Smith, Letha Smith, Lloyd Gass, Rosie Thompson and Jim Bullock. le was 65. Pensions would begin it birth. WAGES A salary that lasted from payday to payday would be he government goal for all in lead of the present salary which only lasts from payday to the day after payday. CONDITIONS-Every office and factory would be patterned after modern progressive schools. The hired hands would do their chores in the morning, eat a free govern ment lunch, take a long nap, then spend the afternoon finger paint ing, playing hop scotch or square dancing. As a sop to manage ment, the boss would be allowed to call the tunes. YOUTH All potential teen agers would be removed to gov ernment centers at the age of 12, educated there and returned to their parents only after they had lost all interest in rock 'n' roll music. TAXES All taxes would be paid by government employes, foreign tourists, and heads of state who came here to make speeches at the United Nations. A political party with a pro gram like that surely would win hands down in 1964. It might stay in power only a few years but wouldn't they be years to remember! Another Is Held On Theft Charge Chiloquin Police Chief Lou Jones took another man into cus tody on suspicion of the burglary of the Chiloauin Citv Store on Nov. 5. Fred Ryan Hood. 25, Chiloquin, was booked at the Klamath Coun ty Jail on two counts of "burgla ry not in a dwelling." Arrested earlier on the same charge was Darralle Francis Gallagher, 18, also of Chiloquin. I he pair is charged with steal ing several cases of wine from the store. They are expected to appear for a hearing in district court this week. ANNOUNCEMENT! Paul Mauldin . . , It wai announced today by Charlie Ramp, General Manager, that Paul Mauldin, above, well known automobile salesman, has Joined the sales staff of Joe Fisher Dodge. Mauldin says, "I have sold lots of cars, but this new Dodge, Lancer and Chrysler line tops them all. These new '61 models have everything!" Paul invites his friends and former customers to come in and look over the new '61 Dodges and Chryslers, since Joe Fisher has the complete line of models now in stock. If you want to take a free demonstration ride In the evening, call Paul at home at TU 4-9997. JOE FISHER DODGE . CHRYSLER WILLYS 677 So. 7H Ph. 4-8104 You're Invitedlk TjV Vern Owens' ""N 7jf ANNUAL fffl Turkey Day (f m WEDNESDAY, NOV. 18 if ? You're invited to have a Turkey Sandwich FRIGIDAIRES IS ''Sk. And take advantage of f V CLOSEOUT SPECIALS Von 1960 Appliances H. 1 P Lunch MAKE TOUR HOME J' HAPPIER WITH A jSlilp-jr" I uuy APPUAHca With US! Vern Owens' Cascade Home Furnishings 412 Main St. Ph. 4-8365 Mention ppiivf ynw W ipecialiit In lopping or removing clangorous treoi. INSURED! RAY CHAMBERLIN Ph. TU 2-1441 9th and Pin ' WARDS MONTGOMERY WARD FINAL CLEARANCE MJBi DRESS FABRICS PRICES SLASHED EVEN LOWER! Group No. 1 -1, 200 Yds. Stripe R i b Cloth, Dotted Swiss, Magic Crepe, Flannels, Chintz, Cotton Satin, Government Cot tons, Scotch Guard and Seed Bark. REG. 79c yd. NOW ONLY Group No. 2 500 Yards Tweeds, Rayon Plaids, Satin Corduroys, Cameo Prints and Cotton Satin Prints. Reg. 98c Now Only Reg. 2.98 Now Only EtlMMAMT Mostly basic fabrics to build-up wardrobes without upsetting budg ets. Smart colors. Smart prints. Smart textures; many wash 'n wear. Smart savings, too. , Phone TU 4-3188 S o Skirt Lengths Washable Wool Flannel $1199 Vx ORIGINAL PRICE! OPEN FRIDAY NIGHTS UNTIL 9:00 P.M. 1 u i 1 l;Sii Do yur Christmas Shop- ViP KJr P'ng early and save up f to 50 to boot! uWtWi es, Today, 12' Hours Only BUSH Furniture Co. IS HAVING THEIR GIGANTIC 12-H0URSA We seldom hove o sole, and only 6 times before have we had a sforewide sale like this. But today only, we offer regular line, top quality furniture (nothing bought purposely for this sale) at real honest savings. Open 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. Today Only For this day only we are sale pricing every item in our store that the manufacturer will allow us to dis count. It's our regular line of merchandise (nothing bought purposely for this event) including lounge chairs, bedding, bedroom suites, sofas, wall accessories, dinettes and dining room furniture, carpet, lamps, ash trays, baby furniture, sofa pillows, etc. All the popular finishes of maple, walnut, mahogany and blond. It's all furniture you'd be proud to own in the very newest traditional and modern styl--ings. Shop all 4 floors. P.S. Mohawk carpet included on this sale. Due to the tremendous savings offered for this ONE DAY, we are offering 90 days to pay with no inter est or up to 3 ears on standard credit terms. We will be glad to hold for Christmas delivery! Free Del ivery within 100-mile radius! EVERYTHING CLEARLY MARKED YOU'RE WELCOME TO COME IN AND BROWSE! All Soles Final No Refunds or Exchanges 3 (fa 1 Next to Willard Hotel 3 WO No One Admitted before 9 a.m. "Where Quality lj Not Expensive"
