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HERALD AND NEWS, Klamath Falls, Ore. Sunday, November 13, 1960
They'll Do It Every Time By Jimmy Hatlo
Sympatica
was fed up
with her big
HOUSE SHE
TOLD THE REAlr
ESTATE MAN
TO FIND THEM
A SMALLER
ABODE'
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Needed: Pay-As-You-Go Politicians
There ar t planeti and 111 You are not likely to tee more
moons in the solar system known than 2,000 stars oa the clearest
to the modern astronomer. night.
Average length of a truck trip
in the United States has bee
estimated at 10.1 miles.
Well-the
deal went
THROUGH
SHE GOT HER
COTTAGE
SMALL IS SHE
SATISFIED
NOW? ,
DUMBESIU.EH.'
THANt And A tip
TUB. HATLO HAT TO -M
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PASADENA.
CALF.
A TYPING CLASS in action is shown here at KUHS. This is a part of Mr. Miles' first
period and first year typing class. There are approximately 410 students enrolled in
first year typing. Students enrolled are sophomores, juniors and seniors. Miles has
four other beginning typing classes; .Miss Bushong has two, Miss Bailie, one. Training
in this course the first year is both for personal use and for students who with to
follow the vocational curriculum.
By HAL BOYLE
NEW YORK (AP) - What till.
country needs is a new play-as
you-go political party that coulc
make fresh promises to meet ev
eryone's real needs.
The election of 10 proved that.
The most common remark
made by the average voter aftei
casting his ballot Tuesday was
Ihis: "What difference does it
really make to me who wins? I'll
still have to work for a living."
This attitude reflects a deep un
derlying dissatisfaction in the
electorate. They are unhappy with
both the Democratic and Repub
lican parties, both of which are a
bit out of touch with the people's
real desires.
A third party perhaps to be
called the True Welfare of Better
World party might sweep the na
tion in 1964.
Here are a few suggested planks
in sucti a party s national piai-form:
HOUSING Two barbecue pits
would be provided for every
home, one in the front yard, one
in the back yard. No wife would
have to stay home every night
unless she wanted to. If her hus
band was too tired to take her
out, a government-tested male es
cort would be at her service one
evening a week.
WELFARE A free guaranteed
parking space would be available
without charge to every citizen
and located within one-minute
walking time of his job.
HEALTH Federal authorities;
would expend half a billion dol
lars annually for the discovery of
an all-purpose wonder drug that
weuld cure male baldness, prevent
women from wrinkling, prevent
the common hangover, and enable
anyone to eat as much of anything
as he wanted and still keep him
from gaining an ounce.
JOBS No man or woman would
be denied the right of working aft
er 65 or forced to work before
Skiers To Meet Tuesday Night
Alia Mage Skiers will meet
Tuesday at 8 p.m. at the air
men's service club at Kingslcy
Field. The meeting will serve
primarily to get members ac
quainted with each other. Ski en
thusiasts are welcome.
The ski club's name was select
ed during a meeting this week,
'Alia Mage" means, incidentally,
'downhill" In Ethiopian. The
club, recently organized, has 45
members so far.
They elected a board of direc
tors. Chairman is Bob Morice,
Directors are Glenn Rinehart,
Dave Grove, Cordie Strauss,
George Duvarl, Maurine Morice,
Max Ward, Charlotte Ward, Bob
Harnish, Don Divens, Marie Div-
ens, John Paxton, Mary Thors-
ncss, Bill Smith, Letha Smith,
Lloyd Gass, Rosie Thompson and
Jim Bullock.
le was 65. Pensions would begin
it birth.
WAGES A salary that lasted
from payday to payday would be
he government goal for all in
lead of the present salary which
only lasts from payday to the day
after payday.
CONDITIONS-Every office and
factory would be patterned after
modern progressive schools. The
hired hands would do their chores
in the morning, eat a free govern
ment lunch, take a long nap, then
spend the afternoon finger paint
ing, playing hop scotch or square
dancing. As a sop to manage
ment, the boss would be allowed
to call the tunes.
YOUTH All potential teen
agers would be removed to gov
ernment centers at the age of 12,
educated there and returned to
their parents only after they had
lost all interest in rock 'n' roll
music.
TAXES All taxes would be
paid by government employes,
foreign tourists, and heads of state
who came here to make speeches
at the United Nations.
A political party with a pro
gram like that surely would win
hands down in 1964. It might stay
in power only a few years but
wouldn't they be years to remember!
Another Is Held
On Theft Charge
Chiloquin Police Chief Lou
Jones took another man into cus
tody on suspicion of the burglary
of the Chiloauin Citv Store on
Nov. 5.
Fred Ryan Hood. 25, Chiloquin,
was booked at the Klamath Coun
ty Jail on two counts of "burgla
ry not in a dwelling." Arrested
earlier on the same charge was
Darralle Francis Gallagher, 18,
also of Chiloquin.
I he pair is charged with steal
ing several cases of wine from
the store. They are expected to
appear for a hearing in district
court this week.
ANNOUNCEMENT!
Paul Mauldin . . ,
It wai announced today by
Charlie Ramp, General Manager,
that Paul Mauldin, above, well
known automobile salesman, has
Joined the sales staff of Joe
Fisher Dodge. Mauldin says, "I
have sold lots of cars, but this
new Dodge, Lancer and Chrysler
line tops them all. These new
'61 models have everything!"
Paul invites his friends and
former customers to come in
and look over the new '61
Dodges and Chryslers, since Joe
Fisher has the complete line of
models now in stock. If you want
to take a free demonstration ride
In the evening, call Paul at
home at TU 4-9997.
JOE FISHER
DODGE . CHRYSLER WILLYS
677 So. 7H Ph. 4-8104
You're Invitedlk
TjV Vern Owens' ""N
7jf ANNUAL
fffl Turkey Day
(f m WEDNESDAY, NOV. 18 if
? You're invited to have a Turkey Sandwich
FRIGIDAIRES IS
''Sk. And take advantage of f
V CLOSEOUT SPECIALS
Von 1960 Appliances H.
1 P Lunch
MAKE TOUR HOME J'
HAPPIER WITH A jSlilp-jr" I
uuy APPUAHca With US!
Vern Owens'
Cascade Home Furnishings
412 Main St. Ph. 4-8365
Mention
ppiivf ynw
W ipecialiit In lopping or
removing clangorous treoi.
INSURED!
RAY CHAMBERLIN
Ph. TU 2-1441
9th and Pin
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WARDS
MONTGOMERY
WARD
FINAL CLEARANCE
MJBi
DRESS FABRICS
PRICES SLASHED
EVEN LOWER!
Group No. 1 -1, 200 Yds.
Stripe R i b Cloth, Dotted Swiss,
Magic Crepe, Flannels, Chintz,
Cotton Satin, Government Cot
tons, Scotch Guard and Seed Bark.
REG. 79c yd.
NOW
ONLY
Group No. 2 500 Yards
Tweeds, Rayon Plaids, Satin
Corduroys, Cameo Prints and
Cotton Satin Prints.
Reg. 98c
Now Only
Reg. 2.98
Now Only
EtlMMAMT
Mostly basic fabrics to build-up
wardrobes without upsetting budg
ets. Smart colors. Smart prints.
Smart textures; many wash 'n
wear. Smart savings, too.
, Phone TU 4-3188
S o
Skirt Lengths
Washable Wool Flannel
$1199
Vx
ORIGINAL
PRICE!
OPEN FRIDAY NIGHTS UNTIL 9:00 P.M.
1 u i
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l;Sii Do yur Christmas Shop- ViP
KJr P'ng early and save up
f to 50 to boot!
uWtWi
es, Today, 12' Hours Only
BUSH Furniture Co.
IS HAVING THEIR GIGANTIC
12-H0URSA
We seldom hove o sole, and only 6 times before
have we had a sforewide sale like this. But today
only, we offer regular line, top quality furniture
(nothing bought purposely for this sale) at real
honest savings.
Open 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. Today Only
For this day only we are sale pricing every item in our store that the manufacturer will allow us to dis
count. It's our regular line of merchandise (nothing bought purposely for this event) including lounge
chairs, bedding, bedroom suites, sofas, wall accessories, dinettes and dining room furniture, carpet,
lamps, ash trays, baby furniture, sofa pillows, etc. All the popular finishes of maple, walnut, mahogany
and blond. It's all furniture you'd be proud to own in the very newest traditional and modern styl--ings.
Shop all 4 floors. P.S. Mohawk carpet included on this sale.
Due to the tremendous savings offered for this ONE DAY, we are offering 90 days to pay with no inter
est or up to 3 ears on standard credit terms. We will be glad to hold for Christmas delivery! Free Del
ivery within 100-mile radius!
EVERYTHING CLEARLY MARKED YOU'RE WELCOME TO COME IN AND BROWSE!
All Soles Final No Refunds or Exchanges
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Next to Willard Hotel
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No One Admitted before 9 a.m. "Where Quality lj Not Expensive"