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TUESDAY. .TCLY 29. 1951 PACE SIX HERALD ANT) NEWS. KLAMATH FALLS. nKTT,n FRANK JENKINS Editor BILL JENKINS Managing Editor FLOYD WYNNE City Editor MAURICE MILLER Circulation Mgr Ph. TU 4-4752 By HAL BOYLE NEW YORK UP Unlike many professional comedians, H e n n y Youngman doesn't discourage new comers from trying to find a ca tccr in the yuk. industry. "People say 'cut out the com edy' " he remarked. "But don't believe them. There's a million dollars in it if you can make enough people laugh. "In what other business can you make a million dollars and carry your inventory in your head?" Youngman, celebrating his 23lh year as a one-man gag factory, has long been known in the trade as one willing to help a talented young beginner find his way around. What does it take to get started as a comedian today? "It was tougher in the old days," lie said. "The main thing you had to have was a willingness to starve while you hung around comics who worked and learned how they did it. "Now nobody wants to starveithings done in an unoflicial way anymore, not even beginners. "The thing you need most today Is wealthy parents, or a do-it-yourself comedy kit consisting of $50.0(10 in the bank. "You start out by telling jokes until you become the life of any party you attend. Then someone will tell you, 'You're a riot. You ought to be on the stage.' "After that you go to a diction schooi and learn to talk with your mouth full of marbles. Each day you drop one marble. When you've lost all your marbles, you'll be a comic. "Then you take your $50,000 out of the bank and spend it buying fresh jokes, costumes, building a numher of routines, and finding an agent. By the time you've spent the $50,000 you should be working or else you'll never laugh again." Henny has an unfair advantage over most comedians. He was born in Brooklyn. But he insists he became a comic in self-delense. "I was a fiddler in a dance band, and a lousy one," he ad mitted. "The couples used to make comments on my playing as they danced by, and I started to wise - crack back. Things just went on from there. I used my bow less and less and my mouth more." Henny is what is known us n slandup comedian. They have one of the toughest jobs in show busi nessto go out cold on a stage, without props or plot, and nuke an audience of strangers laugh, whether they want to or not. This is an art which even Jackie Glen son, one of the most astute situ ation comedians of his day, has never quite mastered. Here are a few standby remarks Henny uses to silence obstreper ous women who try to get into the act: "Some women bring happiness wherever they go. . . , But you bring happiness whenever you go. "If Moses had seen you, Ihere'd have been another commandment. "But you have to be careful in squelching women." said Henny "You try lo kid them, not murder them. "They might have a big escort along." Meeting Demi Ry JAMES M.MII.OW Associated Press News Analyst WASHINGTON (APi The sum mil meeting, which now look. dead, was a mixed up moss be fore it had a chance to start. This is an explanation of how it was shot before it was born. Soviet Premier Khrushchev on July 19 called for a summit meet ing lo restore slahilily to the Mid dle East. This was alter Ameri can and British troops moved in to Lebanon and Jordan at the re quest of the heads of those gov enunents. He called the Ainerican-Brilish anion a threat to world peace. He suggested the I'nitrd Stales, the Soviet Union, Britain. France and India lake part in Ihe meet ing. The place? He proposed Ge neva, Washington, anywhere. By thus pulling the Soviet In Inn in the role of peacemaker, he gave the Soviets a propaganda advantage. The West couldn't ig nore it. Ilrilish Prime Minister Harold Macmillan agreed to Ihe meeting July 22 but suggested it he held In Ihe United Nations Security Council in New York. And he made a very important point: He suggested that the big povv. ers should not as is usual in the Council vole on the problems discussed, but rather that Ihcy try In reach agreement without vot ing (The United States. Britain. France and Ihe Soviet Union hut not India air permanent mem bers of the Council They have regular delegates sitting in for them. If a summit meeting was held in the Council the delegates would Just turn their seals over Entered as second class matter at the post olfice at Klamath Falls. Ore., on August 20. 1396, under act of Congress. March 8. 1379 SERVICES: ASSOCIATED PRESS UNITED PRESS AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATIONS Serving Southern Orrgon And Northern California to the heads of their govern ments.l II was widely reported the Ei senhower administration wanted no part of a summit meeting but was pushed into reluctant agree ment by the British. President Kisenhower wrote a very angry letter to Khrushchev. But, in ef led, he appeared to agree with out saying so flatly to a summit meeting in the Council But French Prime Minister Charles de Gaulle didn't go along with Mac-mill, and Eisenhower He thought the big powers' dele gates in the Council should con tinue to try to reach some agree ment on the Middle East, with a summit conference held elsewhere if it were needed On July 23 Khrushchev shot back a fast acceptance of the Ki senhower Macmillan proposals agreed to go to New York, and agreed with Macmillan that the meeting should try to reach agree ments without voting. He even suggested the heads of government might be ahle to get Which might mean: they could sit in public in the Council for while but do their real arguing and agreeing behind closed doors But he again proposed that In dia sit in and that the Arab states should take part in the (lis cussion. Under Ihe Council rules any U. N. member not on the Council can ask to he heard in any discussion involving its area. Therefore, as de Gaulle later pointed out, if the Arabs could talk before the Council on the Middle East, Israel, Turkey, Iran and others would have the same right. If the discussion went further Ihan Ihe Middle East, other na tions would want to he heard. In short, as he said, this would no longer be just a summit meeting. In fact, it could turn into a free (or all. On July 25 Eisenhower wrote Khrushchcv another letter. He added something which he hadn't mentioned before. He said any summit meeting in the Security Council should he governed by rules of the Council. Presumably this meant voting. which was just the opposite of what Macmillan and Khrushchev had talked of. Eisenhower went further: before there was a sum mil meeting in Ihe Council, he said, the big powers' delegates I here should work out arrange ments for the conlerencc. Macmillan went along with Ei senhowerto the extent of saying the delegates should make the summit arrangements. But de Gaulle still wouldn't go along. He suggested a summit meeting lim ited to the big powers somewhere in Europe. Khrushchev accused Eisenhow er and Macmillan with their pro posal that the delegates arrange the meeting of trying to stall olf any summit meeting nt all. He said those same delegates have been unable to agree on what lo do about the Middle East. And he switched from his agreement to go lo New York. Teaming up with de Gaulle's idea. he proposed yesterday that Ihe big powers meet in Europe. The While House said Eisenhow er slill slicks to his idea about having Ihe meeting in the Secu rity Council the way he proposed. That about wraps it up. liiMiriiiM'f l'n By SAM DAWSON AP Business News Analyst NEW YORK lAPi-The insur ance salesman is plying a Inn-way street across our northern boun dary. The busy linaneial Ihnrough lare between Canada and Un united States shows a trallic in- Poqo if t.tt'iO et APSbW isT 1 UNPATRIOTIC C0N3SV AS', A LOT IS. y "PISt-OyAt WVISTIGATI 1 CB'gv .tSt vv93g--- "jgy- "a h vl wcw WC..0 f v.') .fo nub crease today in insurance as well as in capilal investment. Sales both here and there have increased despite Ihe recession. And life insurance policies of all types foreign and domestic by companies, savings banks, frater nal and assessment organizations and the government's veterans kind now come to more than sno billion dollars and involve 121 mil lion Americans. Canadian companies sold nearly a billion dollars of life, insurance lo Americans last year for a gain of 90 million dollars over 1956. U. R. companies peddled more than l'i billion dollars in policies lo our northern neighbors for an increase . of almost 390 million dollars. The Canadians are particularly strong at selling annuities to Americans, U. S. salesman at sell ing ordinary life policies. But the recent spurt on the part of American salesmen hasn't had loo much effect yet on the over all exchange of American and Canadian dollars in premiums and bcnelils, both of which are in pretty close balance. This could lie changed in Ihe future if the American gains of the last two years jell into a definite trend. Capital investment by Ameri cans in Canadian securities and in development of Canadian re sources has fretted some Canad ians who lear it might lead to fi nancial influence over Canada. President Eisenhower and Prime Minislcr Diefenbaker discussed this trouble spot on the Presi dent's recent visit there. in tne case of the insurance companies, however, total outside investments arc still in favor of Ihe Canadians. The 12 Canadian companies doing business in this country have invested l'i billion dollars here. The 35 U. S. com panies doing business in Canada list less Ihan l'j billion dollars in assets there. Figures from America's Insti- 'te of Life Insurance and from Ihe Canadian Life Insurance Offi cers Assn. show that in 1957 the 12 Canadian companies had 199 million dollars in premium in come Irom policies in force here, while Ihe 35 U. S. companies gar nered 191 million dollars from Ca nadians. The Canadians' score on nnnuily premiums was 46'j mil lion dollars to the Americans' lO-U million. Both sides gained over 1!I5H when Ihe Canadians took in 1H8'2 million dollars and the Americans 176'j million. Canadian companies paid 1281; million dollars in benefits to Americans in 1957, nearly 17 mil lion more than in 1956. Canadians collected 127 million in benefits from U.S. companies in 1957, or 20'j million more than in the previous year. All told. Americans now carry fi'j billion dollars of Canadian insurance and have sold Cana dians 93 billion dollars worth. I'liiou Huihliiig By United Press Internal innal Considering this was a six mil lion dollar building they were pretty quiet. In fnrl, it was downright lonely when a mild-looking, bespectacled man ol 511 got up to speak. He was James G. Cross president of the Inlcrnal innal Bakery and Confec tionary Workers Union, -recently lo.ssed mil of the AFL-CIO and he soon became responsible for the understatement of fhe day. Said Cross. "We didn't invite many international unions here, only our friends." A lew Team ster Union olticinls, the only out siders present, listened intently. Ray Farkas, of United Press International, loured this newest and most expensive ol Washing-1 r cw cam y v. i r A SAV I t.tCiO I'U. f5v5. I CIVVA-O n,A h PMAMfST . A V 9W CAS-T DO t GOA STAY AWAKE. 1 i ? L. rJsn I. r -i. trim s Subscription Rates CARRIER I MONTH $ i. t MONTHS $ 9 00 1 YEAR - $18.00 MAIL I MONTH $ 1.50 MONTHS $ 8.50 1 YEAR $15.00 ton's union homes. Let's go along The first thing that strikes you about this new building, the bak ers have named it the "Solar Build ing," is its utter simplicity and neatness. "Like a million other modern olfice buildings I've seen" you say to yourself. And you're right. This is nothing but a big. modern olfice building. But there's one distinguishing feature: the So lar Building rises from what was Washington's most sought-after corner, 16th and "K" streets, two blocks from the White House, and across the street from the Statler and Shcraton-Carlton hotels. , Another distinguishing feature- office space in the baker's head quarters costs almost $7 per square foot the most expensive footage a Washington tenant can find. The bakers and confectionary workers use only the second and third stories of the 13-floor build ing. Their offices are modern and functional and contain a complete filing system on some $96,000 dues paying members. The II floors that are rented spell a $3,000 a year profit for the uninn-turned-landlord. And that means clear profit after payment on Ihe mortgage is made. As you're walking out of the Solar Building, you run into a sign on a huge first floor office which reads: "Bache and Company, and other Brokers; Members of The New Y'ork Stock Exchange." Unions have changed. All About Kain The National Geographic So ciety, which is an expert on prac tically everything, comes up to day with some little known facts about the farmer's best friend. Rain. The society reports that scien tists have been studying raindrops through high-speed photography and they've learned that rain doesn't fall in tear-shaped drops In fact, as rain falls, the drops change form, from one shape lo another and back again. These oscillations take place about 16 times a second. And the shapes lake on varied forms. The scien lists have photographed raindrops that look like telephones, dumb bells, pancakes, hot dogs, ducks and airplanes. Rain itself is perpetual motion machine. It's raining somewhere on earth every second of the day. For rain is powered by the sun. The sun warms the water in the sea or on land, causing it lo evap orate. Then the warm air rises, carrying a vapor to a point so high that the vapor cools off and condenses into tiny droplets, so liny that a single raindrop is com posed of as many as 10 million droplets. For that matter, a cloud is noth ing but a mass of these droplets. droplets loo small and light to fall through Ihe air currents that support them. What science is trying to figure out is what lakes place to squeeze the droplets into actual raindrops. The most common theory is that rain is formed when some droplets in a cloud arc bigger than others Reing heavier, they fall through Ihe air faster, and as they fall, Ihey overtake smaller droplets. This collision adds lo the drop lets' size. They all fall faster and linally leave Ihe cloud as rain. Thai's lor a normal rainstorm. Meteorologists believe there's a second process involving thunder storms, that water vapor, when it's carried very high. Ireezes into ice. The ice pellets also collide with droplets, grow in size and are whirled about inside the lluin dcrhead. As they swirl around, they become large enough to fall out ol the cloud. I'suallv. thev melt before they hit the ground as rain, if they don't melt, they are called hail. And this process is violent. A single thunderstorm can generatr many times Ihe energy of the big gest atomic bomb. United Press International CKI1AII RAPIDS. Iowa-Eugene Murphy whose wile gave birth to their third set of twins in 27 monlhs. describing Ihe cumulative cliect on Ins nerves: "Occasionally I want to sit down and shoot somebody." BISMARCK. X D. - Police Mag istrale I. M. Oseth imposing a slilf fine of $.10 and lecturing him self lor driving through a red light: "I telt I couldn't let invr'f gel olf any easier than the people lhat come hclore mo," NEW YORK An au'hurttatiw source predicting that Manager Walter Alston's davs as manager are numbered unless thr baseball Dodgers start winning in the next ten days: "That recent vole ol confidence Ihe Dodgers gave Alston was tan tamount to handing him his hat." Expert Analyses Nikita's Visit To United Nations By LEON DENNEN UNITED NATIONS. N Y. NEA1 Why is Nikita Khrushchev com ing to the U N ? Four major reasons are seen by Western intelligence experts: Moscow's uncertainty about its so - called faithful ally," Red China. Kremlin second thoughts about the Pan-Arab ambitions of Gamal Abdel Nasser. President of the United Arab Republic. Khrushchev's fear that if Russia gets into a shooting war his purged but living enemies, Georgi Malen kob, V. M. Molotov and Georgi Zhukov might stage a comeback. Continued tension and unrest in the Red-dominated countries of Eastern Europe. Khrushchev undoubtedly believes lhat a new period of international "cooling off" such as followed the 1955 Geneva conference would help on all these scores. Khrushchev has an immense slock of old Russian proverbs so he undoubtedly knows the one that goes: "You must measure your cloth seven times before you cut once." He must have measured the Middle East situation at least seven times before deciding to make an historic visit to New York. A consumate actor, Khrushchev may be expected to play the as sured, confident leader of "vic torious Communism" lo the hilt while under the kleig lights of world publicity. But analysts be lieve his ham acting may conceal some nagging worries. Red China is becoming increas ingly the No. 1 headache in Mos cow. It is significant that while Khrushchev demanded summit seals for India's Nehru and the Arab leaders he made no mention of his Asian brother, Mao tse Tung. He has also turned a cold shoulder on Mao's ofler of Chinese volunteers for Ihe Middle East. Mao forced Khrushchev's hand recently by attacking Yugoslav- President Marshal Tito in terms that made any compromise be tween Moscow and Belgrade im possible. In doing so he launched an out cry against what the Communists call revisionism. Revisionism again became the arch crime in the Soviet hook and in this at mosphere there followed the shock ing execution of Hungary's two wouid-ne revisionists. Imre Nagy ann Gen. rat Alaleter. Having given Khrushchev vital support in his purge of Malenkov, Molotov and Zhukov. the Red China leader now wants the Kremlin to dance to his tune. Unrecognized by the U.S., barred from the U.N.. Red China sees everything to gain and nothing to lose by halting any drift of Russia toward compromise with the West. She does not wish to he alone in isolation. Moscow has been playing a dou ble game in the Orient, giving Mao substantial help toward industriali zation hut shooting a great deal of assislance toward non - Rerij Asians a steel mill to India, war materials to Egypt and Syria, road building equipment to Afghanistan, for example. The Russians are keenly aware thai their population is only a third as large as that of Red China, and that China's is increasing by approximately 15.000,0(10 a year or twice as fast as Russia's. Whatever economic aid Moscow gives Peiping this brings nearer the day when the Chinese Com munists, despite their prolessions of undying loyalty, will dominate their Russian ally. Russia has been in no hurry to give Kcd cnina atomic weapons. Nevertheless. Western experts be lieve Chinese scientists are no more than a year away from hav ing their first atomic device on their own. And now as to the second point. there are reasons to believe that the Kremlin has new doubts as lo the future attachments of Nas ser. Whv, they must ask themselves. did Nasser recently run off to hud dle Willi Tito, Moscow's avowed No. 1 enemy? Cairo and Moscow have nothing to wed them except common hostility toward t h e West and Israel. There is no solid ground lor belief that Nasser, with his ambition for a great Arab state cutting across Russia's south ern borders like a scimitar, will play the Communist game. So. hefore backing .Nasser in anv gamble. Khrushchev must care fully weigh Ihe size of the risks and inevitably he must decide that some are worth taking, just as some are not. What about Ihe loyally of the Red Army should Russia become involved in a major war with the Wesr.' As recently as June 27. Rod Star, mouthpiece of the Soviet Armv. printed a front page edi torial pleading with the armed 4 Only about 46 calories per slice Mtd fhtivfT JILL ST. JOHN "t n "SUMMER LOVE" A llm(ul-l"lril'0"l fturt FLUHRER'S forces to maintain "harsh internal discipline." This could be an appeal to the partisans of Marshal Zhukov in the Soviet army and navy, in the view of some Western observers. Despite Khrushchev's frantic ef forts to produce more lood and consumer goods, tension within Communist society is constantly in creasing. The murders of Nagy and Maleter are clear evidence of the desperation to which he has been reduced. Khrushchev still remembers even if the West seems to have forgotten that in 1956 both the Hungarian and Polish Communist paties revolted against Russian control. Khrushchev stands only to gain prestige and propaganda by participating at a U.N. summit meeting in which the U.S. and Britain will be the accused "im perialist aggressors" while Soviet Russia will act as the accuser. By now the free world should be familiar with the Janus face of Nikita Khrushchev. He can order the murder of a Nagy or a Maleter to gain political advantage. But he can also appear smiling, rea sonable and witty when it suits his purposes. U.S. Secretary of State John Fos ter Dulles considers Khrushchev a narrow, self-indulgent and emotion- man who acts first and thinks They'll Do It Every Time NOW LOOK.VOO 6UYS an rJUDJlftM Ml IC-r NO FOOLIN' GROUND.' NO LUNCH NO NOTHIN .' WE GOTT4 make THIS DE4DLINE . Ihem HE TAKES ROOT AUD SH00T5 the bf?eeze All morning, holding up the wheels of progress- THAMX 4ND 4 TIP OP THE H4TLO M4T 1vEMBP4MDT d. eltklAi.y v TEX4S Investment Money Sought NEW YORK (AP)-Ghana is seeking investment capital, not direct grants, its Prime Minister says. The African leader. Dr. Kwame Nkrumah, said the investment capital is needed for a 300-million-dollar development program. The investments will be repaid, he said. He spoke at an official citv luncheon in his honor. Last night the New York Cocoa Exchange gave Nkrumah a din ner in his honor. At it, the Negro Prime Minister discussed Ihe eco nomic problems of his lfi-month-old country and its key crop, cocoa. He said Ghana, which normally produces almost .10 per cent of the world's cocoa supply, will contin ue to give the crop absolute prior ity. DIDN'T DO BIGHT NEW ORLEANS lUPD Police; charged Louis Icard, .12, with car rying a concealed weapon. He ad mitted he had been looking "for a heroin peddler to rob." "I'm going I to keep on holding up dope pod-! Icrs. 'cause they ain't dnin'l right.' " police 'quoted the accused.! Only MORE DAYS 2 of our storewide July Sale LUCAS FURNITURE Air ( nndittnnrri! DIETING i mfp only when your mould provide you with nil (he vill food elrmonl!" your body nordn. Hollywood HreHd in fnrttflrrt with S nutriliouivpelflble Hour. It rontnino prtvioun pro tetn. turnohvdraio. vitamin, minerals. Thu it provide eontinl nnlanre to reducing diet. Perfectly delicious, too li treat to eat. FREE Hollywood Dtl and Colon Omdi Authorrtolfv rvl fat ditmg - toUty Sn4 pl(ard ! ltanr Oov 100 W Monro t , Chto J, lumoit SPECIAL FORMULA BREAD POt TOO v 6. 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THEy HAD TO' ET OUT THE WORK OR ELSE.'.' 1 JOB I GOT 37 - - I WENT LIKED The Welcome Wagon Hostess Will Knock on Your Door with Gifts & Greetings from Friendly Business, Neighbors and Your Civic and Social Welfare Leaders On the occasion of: The Birth of a Baby Engagement Announcements Arrival of Newcomers to Klamath Falls No cost or obligation! Phone TU 4-6185 "''.-HEX 1 -mi APEX J Model 5539-SAVE NOW Com in Today Or Coll TU 4-7193 DEAN'S IMS 122 South 9th m
