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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (June 29, 1958)
QxxApsx and Quote Husband, looking up from his newspaper: "What's happened between you and the retail merchants dear? I see they complain that btisiness is off." Nuggets In Grandma's day the biggest baby-sitter problem was diaper rash. D. O. Flynn in Quote In an office oj the Pentagon, Washington's huge monument to bureaucracy, there's this sign: "lj the boss calls, get his name." Weui York Times ' J: 7 Son Set to Son Rise All right, you've got your teen-age son . t In bed at last. Now here's a warning: ' You'd better get some rest and try ; , To gather strength so you can pry ' , Him out of bed tomorrow morning. Richard Armour Ml. Cheer up. There was one fellow who was unlucky all his life. But things changed suddenly. While digging his grave, they struck oil. Linfc-Belt News A famous movie star once complained to his psychiatrist, "I can't help It, doctor I keep thinking my In feriority eomplei Is bigger and better than anybody else's!" Hofywood Reporter Vacation Deflation With death and taxes, also list The neighbor's dissertations On all the perfect weather missed By people on vacations. Georgie Starbuck Galbraith in Wall Street Journal ' " To the man with a dieting 5j wife, the lass is always 'A leaner in the other fellow's yard. GuyLangley V . 1 1 ii in I "Don't stand there like a fool, put them on me!" Little Tommy decided to run away from home. He tied a few sandwiches in a handkerchief, packed a pathetic little suitcase, and went boldly down the road. In a couple of hours he was back. He left his suitcase ostentatiously in the living room and cleared his throat self-importantly. But his mother pretended not to notice. Just as the boy was about to give up trying to get a rise out of Mom, the family pooch wandered in. "Hey, Ma," Tommy liouted, "is that the same dog you folks had when I left?" Lion iiif, Wvpklp. June 2!. I9.' Almost everyone uses tooth paste. yt almost everyone has bad breath occasionally. 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