QxxApsx and Quote
Husband, looking up from his newspaper: "What's
happened between you and the retail merchants
dear? I see they complain that btisiness is off."
Nuggets
In Grandma's day the biggest baby-sitter problem
was diaper rash. D. O. Flynn in Quote
In an office oj the Pentagon, Washington's huge
monument to bureaucracy, there's this sign:
"lj the boss calls, get his name." Weui York Times
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Son Set to Son Rise
All right, you've got your teen-age son .
t In bed at last. Now here's a warning:
' You'd better get some rest and try ;
, To gather strength so you can pry '
, Him out of bed tomorrow morning.
Richard Armour
Ml.
Cheer up. There
was one fellow who
was unlucky all
his life. But things
changed suddenly.
While digging
his grave, they
struck oil.
Linfc-Belt News
A famous movie star
once complained to his
psychiatrist, "I can't
help It, doctor I
keep thinking my In
feriority eomplei Is
bigger and better
than anybody else's!"
Hofywood Reporter
Vacation Deflation
With death and taxes, also list
The neighbor's dissertations
On all the perfect weather missed
By people on vacations.
Georgie Starbuck Galbraith
in Wall Street Journal
' " To the man with a dieting
5j wife, the lass is always
'A leaner in the other
fellow's yard.
GuyLangley
V .
1 1 ii in I
"Don't stand there like a fool,
put them on me!"
Little Tommy decided to run away from home.
He tied a few sandwiches in a handkerchief,
packed a pathetic little suitcase, and went boldly
down the road. In a couple of hours he was back.
He left his suitcase ostentatiously in the living
room and cleared his throat self-importantly. But
his mother pretended not to notice. Just as the
boy was about to give up trying to get a
rise out of Mom, the family pooch wandered in.
"Hey, Ma," Tommy liouted, "is that the same
dog you folks had when I left?" Lion
iiif, Wvpklp. June 2!. I9.'
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