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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (Jan. 29, 1958)
PACE EIGHT HERALD AND NEW.'j, KLAMATH FALLS. ORKGO.N WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 29. 1953 TIZZYi By Kate Osann Daring Video Comic Uses M ! I If - .. I?;""' ock numor successfully "Roger was the life of the party -that gives you an i .1. .n hi iuca ui nuw uuii it was: i ,. PA, D ' Which brinss us to Jonathan Iniled Prpss Staff ( orrespondent Winters, the current and teniDO NKW YOHK (lil'l For the misl !rarv i.iieinriiar. r wroi. couple of years or so. what the nieiit" hA' i n... .. comics refer to as sick humor; two-week vacation, will r.im has been flourishing offstage. I next .Monday, i Sick humor draws upon subject : u'inio,.. k-iiu . matter ordinarily rnnsiHnreH ,. 'n'e". a brilliant comic, is boo - illness injuries violence1 Ty. iv Pertormer - daring Ueoraiar "llev. W I !?nol,gh- 1 might add-tne line he- . . . J iween a eooa sick ink and a H e. pusnea .Mommy oil the cull." lBustine Momar.hV,,; ZZZ, .JT'T l l"P ,"g ,nel"'i"- Winters is clever enough b channed " ",y "PS are alk the tightrope succe endppea. I a winter ctrit ic ......on., .... i- Most SR'k lokos am f;ir pamir;. u j- . . .. than this rvamnle arf m , ? nU ms.oriea. a world insane. R,,r X!r "ii" " .r""!"Hroauces yo to a lady whose ! 0 I i r M I ,Li Troubes Facing Nation's Railroad Industry Outlined taste. But occasionally, a sick joke will carry such a strong kernel of ridiculous truth that we are compelled to laugh. leg has recently been gnawed by a Bengal tiger. Sweet old gran nies have hearts full of murder, tiny children are evil, rich men own slaves, mothers hate their children, neighbors are vindictive, in his universe. Over the course of any evening CITY BRIEFS ' Square Dance B and B Square Loney Jr., a variety of solo acts Dance Club will hold a square and a play presented by the senior dance Wednesday, January 211, at Westminster Fellowship. The pub X p.m. at the Moose Hall. All in- lie is invited. teresled square dancers are wel- come. J. D. Stanley, caller. Meeting-Cub Pack 3. sponsored by Roosevelt School, will meet Friendly Circle A noon pntluck; Thursday, January 30, at 7:30 p.m. mulinrf ...ill L. V,M TI,Lrl..,r I,, 1 .iw.iiift nut in; miu yiuisuiij uy the Friendly Circle at the home 01 bouise u unen, liiui nope street Radio School William R, Clark, USN, son of Air. and Mrs. Bill I., rinrlt. 3n.11 Allnmnnt Tlrivp unc graduated January 8 from the navy s naoioman acnooi nt inc Naval Training Center, San Diego. Talent Show sponsored by the Mariners Club of Peace Memorial Presbyterian Church, will follow the 6:30 family potluck supper, Fri day evening, January 31. The en tertainment includes the PTA Mothersingers, directed by Andrew j Local KF Club Bills Speaker Dr. Rowland M. Mvors. an nn thority on the use, transformation and development of words, will be the mip-sf. nf honor In icnnnk ho. fore members of the Klamath Falls Aiufe and Fork Club at their 8 o'clock dinner this evening in the Willard Hotel, it was announced today by Fred Southwell, secretary of- the club. A orAnnnlA nf Planl t.imill, IT,ilAn siiy ana recipient oi a Hi. u. e- , : " , , , , . . jree from Johns Hopkins Unlver-Ihe ,strml from. ?. to ? P-m- the sitv Dr Mvers has t uioht t in r"11"" ruolns 01 "le clch. There .m fiJ "a ei S1 !. bc sullsa Pkaged to take .i.i. a .i " nome. miu vuiimmvu ( iuiiim; uu literature for officers in the Amer ican School Center for military personnel in ICngland. 1 He Is a veteran of World War II. having commanded an unticralt artillery battery and served in the intelligence and psychological war fare sections of the Army. DcMolay The Lost River De- iMulaV will nrespnl n variplv uhnw at the Henley High School Gym, Saturday, tebrunry 1, at 7:30 p.m. The public is invited. World War T lt:irraf-ke Thorn will be a meetini' m' Wnrlrl w.ir 1 Barracks and Indies Auxiliary in tne vrw nan. inursdav. January ju ai b p.m. Veterans All vptnrhnc nrn in. vited to attend a meeting tnnioht Wednesday, at 7:30 in the Sixth Army Reserve Center Fourth Street and Klamath Avenue. ! Away Dr. M. C. McFadden. of tho Blue Cross Veterinary Clinic, will leave Thursday to attend the OroL'on Statn Velnrinnrv TnHir-nl Association convention in Portland. The NAACP will meet at 7 p.m. Saturday. February 1 in ihn k'lntvi- ath County Library. Mrs. W. G. aimon win nresent ""m rnntri. butioii of the Negro to American LU lure. Helrn.shnmnt w II hn served, (he public Is Invited. Remember the annual "fli-minn Iloe Sunner" to hn helri nl Hm I Community Church of Hie Breth ren, 4273 Bristol Avenue on Satur day, I'coruary 1. Supper, nil you can eat for a nominal charge will California Weather Rv L'NiTEn inr San Francisco Ray ..." Ter lne course 01 V "ening. wLerlv in h i "J sticking, or maybe just look out Thdnv- rnlrt , U ""l hiS aUdie"Ce and Calmiy Per" Th i'h- h M ?nd loratc them with a make-believe Ihursdav: hieh today near ko- K ... i,.;i,t a -(i i i niacnine gun. aii tnese acts ot oer tnt i:aanMPr0l,a ,,y 90 1 mayhem are accompanied by a cent ThuiS 8 ' face ,u" of onlrageous goodwill. nrthern r;Vifn n lie looks at life through a prism today and Tt !a an winters, "he has confid; Salinas and Stockton: showers en tire area tonight, then clearing Thursday except showers in north west with snow in mountains: colder Thursday; wind near coast southerly 30-50 m.p.h. Point Reyes northward and 25-35 m.p.h. south ui roini neyes to .Monterey today, otherwise westerly 12-25 m.p.rj. Mt. Shasta-Siskivoii Area- Hnnw rain today with snow level near o,uw icei: snow tonight with rain below 3,000 feet, then partly cloudy with occasional snow rinrri.. Thursday; colder tonight and Thursday. Sierra Nevada- Off 'flfcMmviT rain nortli portion todav: snow snreaH. ing.over area tonight with near blizzard conditions northern passes this eveninL': infprmitinnf .-nn, and colder Thursriav uiih ihnw. below 3,500 feet in the north and a.auu teet in the south. Sacramento Vallev Dim imin,,' with heavy amounts north nnrii.m. showers tonight: clearing Thurs' day but a few showers likelv north nortinn Hnrinn mnrnin. colder tonight and Thursday; high today 53-60. Thursday 47-54: low tonight 40-50: southprlv uinHc in. creasing to 30-45 m.p.h. by this anernoon. men aecreasin? ran Hiv o - r"-j this evening. Northwestern Palir am loaay, men showers tonight and in north nnrtinn Thm-i-H.,... cooler tonight and Thursday;' high luuuy aim iow lonigtu Napa 57 43, Santa Rosa 57-40 HWiah ss.ni southerly winds .in-sn m n h nn., coast today, then westerly 12-25 m.p.n. tonight and Thursday. ed, "I murdered him in 1947 and buried him in a Wheaties box. This is all just plastic surgery." Of course, there is nothing new about sick humor. Many of the humorous nursery rhymes that mothers croon to children are sick ("Along came a blackbird and snipped off her nose," "Jack toll down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after"); "Alice in Wonderland" would qual ify as a sick classic ("Off with his head", "Off with her head"): Ond lUanV nf Ihn mnvto .nrtnnnc of sick humor (characters blown up with dynamite, crushed by steamrollers, turned into accor dions, pancakes or corkscrews by violence'. In many resnpets. much nf Ihn SO-called sick hllmnr ic rniifn healthy. It gives voice to feelings we are usually forced to buy in side. It gives us a way of tunnel ing off hostility and laiiehi ncr At ourselves. That is why, I am grateful to Jonathan Winters. I honn h rn. mains well enough to continue sick for a long time. EARL SNYDER, state direc tor for the Oregon State Board of Aeronautics, will be guest speaker at the regular meeting of the Klamath Falls Chapter, Sportsmen Pilots of Oregon Saturday night, February I, in the visitor's lounge at Kingsley Field. The dinner session will be held at the Airport Cafe. Anyone in terested in aviation wheth er a member of the club or a non-member will be wel come. Make reservations be fore Saturday noon for the dinner bv callinq, TU 4-7858, TU 4-5580 or TU 4-7332. Australia is divided politically Into six states. Main industries are wool, wheat and gold. IIKARING DELAYED m'NSMUIH - The hcarinir for Dr. E. V. Anderson nn n nai-i-ntine charge has been taken off the court calendar, Judge A. A. Smith an nounced. Tho hearing- uhiili vvao fn have been held Tuesday was can- ceien at tne request ol 1,, C. Smith of Redding, Anderson's attorney. Dr. Anderson is currently hospital ized for treatment of a stomach ailment, Smith said. oooooooooooooo Fireman Honored With Banquet DUNSMUIR Rppnnnilinn fnr. 17 years as a member of the Duns- muir volunteer Fire Department was given Elmo Trafton on Fri day night. Fire rienarlmont mem bers honored him at a farewell Danquet given at Hotel Dunsmuir. Trafton has been transform1 h Southern Pacific Cnmnanv n Icramento where he will work in tne claims department. He has held the rank of fire oSnnarininni captain for several years with traf- nc airecuon as his special assignment. DAMASCUS. Svria ( n,l1'lre department members gave Syrian Cabinet gave final aunrov-l lr.i!llon a ,i-old 'Sarette lighter ill yesterday to iinicrf of Svria and a 5l"'a'e inscription of appre Kgypt. Syrian Premier Sabri As- C'a MrsL Traf on was als0 a sali predicted proclamation of thei?P,t'lalJellcst at tlle par,y whicn an ted Amh i,.in .. .. i "uiuuiu wives 01 tlle members New 4-H Club Chiefs Installed DUXSMUIR - Crag View 4-H Club officers installed January 16 at a meeting at Hotel Dunsmuir are Margaret Callick, president; Robert Collett, vice president: Claudia Diridon. secretary; Lillian r.aiep, treasurer, ana Carolyn Cooney, song leader. Instruction on kceninp 4-H vennrA books was given by William Rudd man Jr., and plans were made to invite the Edgewood" 4-H Club to visit the club in April. A council meeting at the home of Mrs. Wil son Callick on February 4 was an nounced and the next mppli set for 7:30 p.m.. February 13, at Hotel Dunsmuir. All Makes APPLIANCE REPAIR Washers Dryers Dishwashers Ranges For Fast Service CALL 4-4197 J. W. KERNS OSBURN HOTEL EUGENE, ORE. Hn. J. . Earlr J Eul? jr. Prprltra Thoroughly Modern licly installed flight beacons. Barge lines on the nationtil water ways enjoy similar advantages. Ahead of the industry the rail road presidents foresaw either Bv LYI.K P. tt'll SUNT m mnnnnnlktle as deeD dish ' i . i:; ...L..i.. , r general m i unumuinj United Press Staff Correspondent "I'P'e pie. jud. ultimately, resort to the so- WASIllNGTOX iL'P) Those nu-i Hailroad presidents who assem-:cialistic device of government merous individuals who would like b!cd h,ele ' testify before 'J2' 1 0H nerShip a"d Peralion to substitute for the American '"'te commerce subcom- james M. Symes. president of to suDstmte lor the American mlilee conip!alcd. that nonethe-,,, pennsvlvania Railroad, was WV nf Inn a f'lthAi'.LTiMi'cliat ' r.- iU,.ia tnvoA rnii. I ... .m,. ,.,, ,, ,, sl. ,1,.,, us- one 0 me suocommmee wit system of state socialism should "'"ted and bedeviled like true nesses. una considerable comfort in the. 01 , '-""'i"-1"' niiht r iu . . . pecia y, that, whereas the rail- Plight of the nations railroads. oads Jmust p'rovide their own fa. The railroads are in trouble. I cilities, such as stations and rights The trouble is so seriously andjol way, and must pay taxes for dcenlv imhedripH in ihn innWruithe privilege of doing so, their ! as to give the situation the color ch'f c'Pfrs "ot. !of a national calamity. Buses and trucks, they argued. Railroad troubles are as bad X 1 T r ST , ' . l and orobablv as danpprn,,. a. rnla vcl-v. tax-free. Airplanes take llm IrnnMo fflinlin A " 311(1 land on a"PnS USUUlly faLs tLv Ire as nrpnt anil Publidy P ". just about as closely related to I e'W eenJ ;ggfl WJ?!t nauonai oeiense as are the troub les the United States is having wnn us satellite - launching rock ets. If railway manaoers wprp a numerous as farmers, there would be here in Congress a powerhouse railroad bloc capable of and de termined to divert ereat chunks of the taxpayers' money to the reliet of the carriers. The com parison is a good one because what afflicts the railroads is just about what afflicts the American larmer nigh costs and low in come. Twenty four nrncirlnnte nf L'nited States railroads recently were in Washington to attract Congressional attention in Mm in. dustry's distress signals. They came without much hope and probably left with less. The railroads arp stnek wiih a popular conccDtinn that tmpc Imnk toward and beyond the turn of the cemury mat tne roads are a filthy - rich inonoDoiv and hnuokh for profit, to boot. The ai rnlann buses, trucks and privately-owned auiomooues nave vastly changed i the transoortation inriusfrv in t years. 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