PACE EIGHT
HERALD AND NEW.'j, KLAMATH FALLS. ORKGO.N
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 29. 1953
TIZZYi
By Kate Osann Daring Video Comic Uses M
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ock numor successfully
"Roger was the life of the party -that gives you an
i .1. .n hi
iuca ui nuw uuii it was: i
,. PA, D ' Which brinss us to Jonathan
Iniled Prpss Staff ( orrespondent Winters, the current and teniDO
NKW YOHK (lil'l For the misl !rarv i.iieinriiar. r wroi.
couple of years or so. what the nieiit" hA' i n... ..
comics refer to as sick humor; two-week vacation, will r.im
has been flourishing offstage. I next .Monday, i
Sick humor draws upon subject : u'inio,.. k-iiu .
matter ordinarily rnnsiHnreH ,. 'n'e". a brilliant comic, is
boo - illness injuries violence1 Ty. iv Pertormer - daring
Ueoraiar "llev. W I !?nol,gh- 1 might add-tne line he-
. . . J iween a eooa sick ink and a H e.
pusnea .Mommy oil the cull." lBustine Momar.hV,,; ZZZ,
.JT'T l l"P ,"g ,nel"'i"- Winters is clever enough b
channed " ",y "PS are alk the tightrope succe
endppea. I a winter ctrit ic ......on., .... i-
Most SR'k lokos am f;ir pamir;. u j- . . ..
than this rvamnle arf m , ? nU ms.oriea. a world insane.
R,,r X!r "ii" " .r""!"Hroauces yo to a lady whose
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Troubes Facing Nation's
Railroad Industry Outlined
taste. But occasionally, a sick
joke will carry such a strong
kernel of ridiculous truth that we
are compelled to laugh.
leg has recently been gnawed by
a Bengal tiger. Sweet old gran
nies have hearts full of murder,
tiny children are evil, rich men
own slaves, mothers hate their
children, neighbors are vindictive,
in his universe.
Over the course of any evening
CITY BRIEFS
' Square Dance B and B Square Loney Jr., a variety of solo acts
Dance Club will hold a square and a play presented by the senior
dance Wednesday, January 211, at Westminster Fellowship. The pub
X p.m. at the Moose Hall. All in- lie is invited.
teresled square dancers are wel-
come. J. D. Stanley, caller. Meeting-Cub Pack 3. sponsored
by Roosevelt School, will meet
Friendly Circle A noon pntluck; Thursday, January 30, at 7:30 p.m.
mulinrf ...ill L. V,M TI,Lrl..,r I,, 1
.iw.iiift nut in; miu yiuisuiij uy
the Friendly Circle at the home
01 bouise u unen, liiui nope street
Radio School William R, Clark,
USN, son of Air. and Mrs. Bill
I., rinrlt. 3n.11 Allnmnnt Tlrivp unc
graduated January 8 from the
navy s naoioman acnooi nt inc
Naval Training Center, San Diego.
Talent Show sponsored by the
Mariners Club of Peace Memorial
Presbyterian Church, will follow
the 6:30 family potluck supper, Fri
day evening, January 31. The en
tertainment includes the PTA
Mothersingers, directed by Andrew j
Local KF Club
Bills Speaker
Dr. Rowland M. Mvors. an nn
thority on the use, transformation
and development of words, will be
the mip-sf. nf honor In icnnnk ho.
fore members of the Klamath Falls
Aiufe and Fork Club at their 8
o'clock dinner this evening in the
Willard Hotel, it was announced
today by Fred Southwell, secretary
of- the club.
A orAnnnlA nf Planl t.imill, IT,ilAn
siiy ana recipient oi a Hi. u. e- , : " , , , , . .
jree from Johns Hopkins Unlver-Ihe ,strml from. ?. to ? P-m- the
sitv Dr Mvers has t uioht t in r"11"" ruolns 01 "le clch. There
.m fiJ "a ei S1 !. bc sullsa Pkaged to take
.i.i. a .i " nome.
miu vuiimmvu ( iuiiim; uu
literature for officers in the Amer
ican School Center for military
personnel in ICngland.
1 He Is a veteran of World War II.
having commanded an unticralt
artillery battery and served in the
intelligence and psychological war
fare sections of the Army.
DcMolay The Lost River De-
iMulaV will nrespnl n variplv uhnw
at the Henley High School Gym,
Saturday, tebrunry 1, at 7:30 p.m.
The public is invited.
World War T lt:irraf-ke Thorn
will be a meetini' m' Wnrlrl w.ir 1
Barracks and Indies Auxiliary in
tne vrw nan. inursdav. January
ju ai b p.m.
Veterans All vptnrhnc nrn in.
vited to attend a meeting tnnioht
Wednesday, at 7:30 in the Sixth
Army Reserve Center Fourth
Street and Klamath Avenue.
! Away Dr. M. C. McFadden. of
tho Blue Cross Veterinary Clinic,
will leave Thursday to attend the
OroL'on Statn Velnrinnrv TnHir-nl
Association convention in Portland.
The NAACP will meet at 7 p.m.
Saturday. February 1 in ihn k'lntvi-
ath County Library. Mrs. W. G.
aimon win nresent ""m rnntri.
butioii of the Negro to American
LU lure. Helrn.shnmnt w II hn
served, (he public Is Invited.
Remember the annual "fli-minn
Iloe Sunner" to hn helri nl Hm
I Community Church of Hie Breth
ren, 4273 Bristol Avenue on Satur
day, I'coruary 1. Supper, nil you
can eat for a nominal charge will
California Weather
Rv L'NiTEn inr
San Francisco Ray ..." Ter lne course 01 V "ening.
wLerlv in h i "J sticking, or maybe just look out
Thdnv- rnlrt , U ""l hiS aUdie"Ce and Calmiy Per"
Th i'h- h M ?nd loratc them with a make-believe
Ihursdav: hieh today near ko- K ...
i,.;i,t a -(i i i niacnine gun. aii tnese acts ot
oer tnt i:aanMPr0l,a ,,y 90 1 mayhem are accompanied by a
cent ThuiS 8 ' face ,u" of onlrageous goodwill.
nrthern r;Vifn n lie looks at life through a prism
today and Tt !a an winters, "he has confid;
Salinas and Stockton: showers en
tire area tonight, then clearing
Thursday except showers in north
west with snow in mountains:
colder Thursday; wind near coast
southerly 30-50 m.p.h. Point Reyes
northward and 25-35 m.p.h. south
ui roini neyes to .Monterey today,
otherwise westerly 12-25 m.p.rj.
Mt. Shasta-Siskivoii Area- Hnnw
rain today with snow level near
o,uw icei: snow tonight with rain
below 3,000 feet, then partly cloudy
with occasional snow rinrri..
Thursday; colder tonight and
Thursday.
Sierra Nevada- Off 'flfcMmviT rain
nortli portion todav: snow snreaH.
ing.over area tonight with near
blizzard conditions northern passes
this eveninL': infprmitinnf .-nn,
and colder Thursriav uiih ihnw.
below 3,500 feet in the north and
a.auu teet in the south.
Sacramento Vallev Dim imin,,'
with heavy amounts north nnrii.m.
showers tonight: clearing Thurs'
day but a few showers likelv
north nortinn Hnrinn mnrnin.
colder tonight and Thursday; high
today 53-60. Thursday 47-54: low
tonight 40-50: southprlv uinHc in.
creasing to 30-45 m.p.h. by this
anernoon. men aecreasin? ran Hiv
o - r"-j
this evening.
Northwestern Palir
am loaay, men showers tonight
and in north nnrtinn Thm-i-H.,...
cooler tonight and Thursday;' high
luuuy aim iow lonigtu Napa 57
43, Santa Rosa 57-40 HWiah ss.ni
southerly winds .in-sn m n h nn.,
coast today, then westerly 12-25
m.p.n. tonight and Thursday.
ed, "I murdered him in 1947 and
buried him in a Wheaties box.
This is all just plastic surgery."
Of course, there is nothing new
about sick humor. Many of the
humorous nursery rhymes that
mothers croon to children are
sick ("Along came a blackbird
and snipped off her nose," "Jack
toll down and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling after");
"Alice in Wonderland" would qual
ify as a sick classic ("Off with his
head", "Off with her head"):
Ond lUanV nf Ihn mnvto .nrtnnnc
of sick humor (characters blown
up with dynamite, crushed by
steamrollers, turned into accor
dions, pancakes or corkscrews by
violence'.
In many resnpets. much nf Ihn
SO-called sick hllmnr ic rniifn
healthy. It gives voice to feelings
we are usually forced to buy in
side. It gives us a way of tunnel
ing off hostility and laiiehi ncr At
ourselves.
That is why, I am grateful to
Jonathan Winters. I honn h rn.
mains well enough to continue
sick for a long time.
EARL SNYDER, state direc
tor for the Oregon State
Board of Aeronautics, will
be guest speaker at the
regular meeting of the
Klamath Falls Chapter,
Sportsmen Pilots of Oregon
Saturday night, February I,
in the visitor's lounge at
Kingsley Field. The dinner
session will be held at the
Airport Cafe. Anyone in
terested in aviation wheth
er a member of the club or
a non-member will be wel
come. Make reservations be
fore Saturday noon for the
dinner bv callinq, TU 4-7858,
TU 4-5580 or TU 4-7332.
Australia is divided politically
Into six states. Main industries are
wool, wheat and gold.
IIKARING DELAYED
m'NSMUIH - The hcarinir for
Dr. E. V. Anderson nn n nai-i-ntine
charge has been taken off the court
calendar, Judge A. A. Smith an
nounced. Tho hearing- uhiili vvao fn
have been held Tuesday was can-
ceien at tne request ol 1,, C. Smith
of Redding, Anderson's attorney.
Dr. Anderson is currently hospital
ized for treatment of a stomach
ailment, Smith said.
oooooooooooooo
Fireman Honored
With Banquet
DUNSMUIR Rppnnnilinn fnr. 17
years as a member of the Duns-
muir volunteer Fire Department
was given Elmo Trafton on Fri
day night. Fire rienarlmont mem
bers honored him at a farewell
Danquet given at Hotel Dunsmuir.
Trafton has been transform1 h
Southern Pacific Cnmnanv n
Icramento where he will work in
tne claims department. He has
held the rank of fire oSnnarininni
captain for several years with traf-
nc airecuon as his special assignment.
DAMASCUS. Svria ( n,l1'lre department members gave
Syrian Cabinet gave final aunrov-l lr.i!llon a ,i-old 'Sarette lighter
ill yesterday to iinicrf of Svria and a 5l"'a'e inscription of appre
Kgypt. Syrian Premier Sabri As- C'a MrsL Traf on was als0 a
sali predicted proclamation of thei?P,t'lalJellcst at tlle par,y whicn
an ted Amh i,.in .. .. i "uiuuiu wives 01 tlle members
New 4-H Club
Chiefs Installed
DUXSMUIR - Crag View 4-H
Club officers installed January 16
at a meeting at Hotel Dunsmuir
are Margaret Callick, president;
Robert Collett, vice president:
Claudia Diridon. secretary; Lillian
r.aiep, treasurer, ana Carolyn
Cooney, song leader.
Instruction on kceninp 4-H vennrA
books was given by William Rudd
man Jr., and plans were made to
invite the Edgewood" 4-H Club to
visit the club in April. A council
meeting at the home of Mrs. Wil
son Callick on February 4 was an
nounced and the next mppli
set for 7:30 p.m.. February 13, at
Hotel Dunsmuir.
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Bv LYI.K P. tt'll SUNT m mnnnnnlktle as deeD dish ' i . i:; ...L..i..
, r general m i unumuinj
United Press Staff Correspondent "I'P'e pie. jud. ultimately, resort to the so-
WASIllNGTOX iL'P) Those nu-i Hailroad presidents who assem-:cialistic device of government
merous individuals who would like b!cd h,ele ' testify before 'J2' 1 0H nerShip a"d Peralion
to substitute for the American '"'te commerce subcom- james M. Symes. president of
to suDstmte lor the American mlilee conip!alcd. that nonethe-,,, pennsvlvania Railroad, was
WV nf Inn a f'lthAi'.LTiMi'cliat ' r.- iU,.ia tnvoA rnii. I
... .m,. ,.,, ,, ,, sl. ,1,.,, us- one 0 me suocommmee wit
system of state socialism should "'"ted and bedeviled like true nesses.
una considerable comfort in the. 01 , '-""'i"-1"'
niiht r iu . . . pecia y, that, whereas the rail-
Plight of the nations railroads. oads Jmust p'rovide their own fa.
The railroads are in trouble. I cilities, such as stations and rights
The trouble is so seriously andjol way, and must pay taxes for
dcenlv imhedripH in ihn innWruithe privilege of doing so, their
! as to give the situation the color ch'f c'Pfrs "ot.
!of a national calamity. Buses and trucks, they argued.
Railroad troubles are as bad X 1 T r ST , ' . l
and orobablv as danpprn,,. a. rnla vcl-v. tax-free. Airplanes take
llm IrnnMo fflinlin A " 311(1 land on a"PnS USUUlly
faLs tLv Ire as nrpnt anil Publidy P ".
just about as closely related to I e'W eenJ ;ggfl WJ?!t
nauonai oeiense as are the troub
les the United States is having
wnn us satellite - launching rock
ets. If railway manaoers wprp a
numerous as farmers, there would
be here in Congress a powerhouse
railroad bloc capable of and de
termined to divert ereat chunks
of the taxpayers' money to the
reliet of the carriers. The com
parison is a good one because
what afflicts the railroads is just
about what afflicts the American
larmer nigh costs and low in
come.
Twenty four nrncirlnnte nf
L'nited States railroads recently
were in Washington to attract
Congressional attention in Mm in.
dustry's distress signals. They
came without much hope and
probably left with less.
The railroads arp stnek wiih a
popular conccDtinn that tmpc Imnk
toward and beyond the turn of the
cemury mat tne roads are a
filthy - rich inonoDoiv and hnuokh
for profit, to boot. The ai rnlann
buses, trucks and privately-owned
auiomooues nave vastly changed i
the transoortation inriusfrv in t
years. Today's railroads are about
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Syria, Egypt
Pact Approved
"next few dnvs
President Shukri Kuwally was
reported as confirming expecta
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Nasser of Egypt will be the
union's president, subject to n
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approve the Arab hern nvpru-hnlm.
ingly. Kuwatly is expected to be-
cuiiie ice presinent.
Dancing provided entertainment
lollowing the dinner.
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