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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (Nov. 13, 1954)
SATURDAY. NOVEMBER 13, 1954 HERALD AND NEWS. KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON FAGS WfPl Don'ts From the "Go-Roll-Your-Hoop" And "Don't-Be-a-Goop" Era in 1901 Lee's Vest Pocket Question bend your head for each mouthful. Settler," authored by Prof. James su erect. Don't cut your bread' . ueaton,' A.M., ana published by t,teii t off. Don't use your knife Laird and Lee. Chicago, is truly t0 carry food moullL j., . vest pociel sized lime question use ydur (orlt as u lt w.re . plu.n. settler." And the one we have out (orj. rjon t introduce your snoon of our vest pocket at the moment, hot off tne press in iwi la vised edition), point first but sideways into your mouth. Don't make any noise with your Mucn sroii iuw. suiMii alti:u mouln wh.n eaUng. Don't speak dusiu muu6"j i wiui your mouth lull. Or even half little 'dictionary" to me) au Majfull. Don't begin a sentence until tiny pages 01 u. migni noi maieiyou OIVe finished swallowing. a prize-wiuuing quia aia oui oj you but it you want to know Woman's Chances of Marrying ' i circa lttul-revisea edition), a ta- Don't use slangy words. They are vulgar. Don't use profane words. They are sinful. Ilnn't rirlnlr a B-1aetllil at AMa DIG UU UK ao WB .VJ IUf gUlp lemaie aoo.c .aim u.uy guts rlng you. gUss mgh.r 30 to 35 she might be one of the lucky 12 out of 100 to marry. Wanta learn golf? (See 281-286.) Metric System? Lawn Tennis? Billiards? Football? Boat Rac ing? Bicycling? This , book will try anything! Part of Page 68, all of 69 and all but two lines on 10 are de voted to the word "don't." No wonder they were gentlemen and ladies then I DONT'S Don't forget to keep to the right, whether riding or walking. Don't , n acciflnt ,hou,d h aUum. num nR If vm Hn it tin. ... than your lips: then Incline ft gradually. Don't have your elbows away from your body when eating or drinking. Don't ever suit bone or other substance upon your plate, or the lioor. Don't use anything but your fork to bring or take away any solid food. Don't wipe your face with your napkin. It Is for the lips and beard only. Don't forget to see that all the ladles are served before' you. Don't neglect the ladles to your right and left. Don't look worried if any elbow people, OR If you do it un willingly, excuse yourself. Don't stare at people or laugh at their peculiarities. Don't allow a lady you escort to carry a package. Don't carry your cane or umbrella so as to render it dangerous. Don't .moke whenever and wherever It may inconvenience ladies. ' Don't expectorate on the side walk or in street cars; go to the gutter. Don't give your arm, in the daytime, to a lady who is not your mother, wife or sister, or an elderly or Invalid lady. Don't bow to a lady before she recognizes you herself by a smile or bow. Don't salute a lady with a ges ture of the hand, but by taking off your hat. Don't apologize when you shake bands with your gloves on. Don't forget to render all nec essary services to ladies in need of Uiem, Don't presume on a serv ice thus rendered to force your acquaintance. Don't be in hofete to Introduce. Find out first if it's mutually agreeable. Don't rush for a seat In a car or theater, against every law of politeness. Don't occupy more space in a car than you are en titled to. Don't talk at a theater or con cert while the performance is go ing on. Don't leave a public per formance, except between the aots or when ft Is over. Don't take two ladies upon your arms, except for their protection. Don't wear your overcoat or overshoes, or take your umbrella into the parlor. Don't stare around the room. Don't ask questions about the price of the furniture. Don't offer to shake hands with' a lady, the offer must come from her. Don't handle, unasked I the bric-a-brac about the room. Don't be In a hurry to get to a seat. Don't fall to rise whenever a lady enters the room. Don't be distant. Don't be effusive. Be cor dial. Don't 'stretch yourself anywhere except in your own- apartment. Don't be fidgeting or balancing upon your chair. Don t introduce ladies to gentlemen; but gentle men to ladies. Don't play or sing unless bidden by your hostess. Don't be always touching people when addressing them. Don't talk In a loud boisterous voice. Don't speak to anyone across the room. Don't whisper in company. . Don't boast of the big people you know to the people who don't know them. Don't make fun of anyone, except in the. mildest form. Better avoid it altogether. Don't tell stor ies of a doubtful character: Don't interrupt; don't contradict; don't be quarrelsome. ' ' Don't' tell long stories,' even when asked to. Avoid "chestnuts." Don't be inattentive when other people are talking. Don't moisten your thumb when dealing cards. Don't be noisey Don't read a book or even a newspaper in company. Don't keep looking at your watch as If bored. Don't pretend to go . . . and then stay. Avoid prolonged good-byes. Don't stay too long anywhere. Don't keep other people waiting; be there in time. Don't lie back in your chair or place your elbows on the table. Don't seat yourself until all the ladies are seated. Don't sit sideways but straight to the table. Don't use your napkin as a bib; let lt fall across your lap. Don't WOM at Merrill MERRIL Blanch Flea, se nior regent, presided at a regular meeting of Merrill Chapter No. II Women of the Moose. November i. Ollte Wilson, the library com mittee chairman, presented her chapter night program, which tea tured movies of a style (how. Rose Van Meter, deputy grand regent of Oreton. lave a report oa htr recent trip to the state con vention in Portland. Others attend, tag from Merrill were Susan Wil liams. Louisa Icenbice and Dovie Keener. Rose Baley reported that the next Friendship committee meet tag would be at her home November U. when Christmas boxes will be packed for the boys in service. The Academy et Friendship will spon sor a otztar .November 26 and 21 location to be announced later. Each co-worker la asked to donate at least ene article for the bazaar. Al Dollarhide-Beulah Sallee Nuptials in Payette, Idaho Of interest to local friends is the recently announced wedding of two former Klamath reslaents.Beulah Augusta Sallee of Payette, Idaho, and J. A. (Al)Dollarhide of El Cerrito, alifomla, who were mar ried October 26 In a double-nun, candlelight ceremony In Payette. The Rev. R. E. Cull, pastor of As sembly of God Church, officiated as the couple exchanged vows be fore 480 guests, after which a re ception followed in the church par lors. The bride, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Sanford D. Sallee, Payette was a local and Oranls Pass resi dent for a number of years before returning to Idaho to make her home. The bridegroom is well known here having completed lo cal grade and high rchools prior to attending Armstrong College In Berkeley. He was affiliated with Ewauna Box Company for 13 years before serving with the Navy during World War II; and took an active interest in seml-pro-baseball while living here. a Relatives of the bridegroom at tending the ceremony were his par ents, Mr. and Mrs. O. B. Dollar hide. Berkeley; Mr. and Mrs. Franklin J. Smith (sister) and daughters Helen, Merrily and Mau reen. Grants Pass: Mr. and Mrs. Ronald D. White (sister) and son. Jeffry, Mountain View, California and from Klamath Falls, Mr. and Mrs. B. J. Loftsgaard aunt; and Mr. and Mrs. Keith Henry (cousin.) The newlyweds will make their home at 551 Norvell Street, El Cer rito, California. ' BIRTHDAY.. .. CELEBRATED tANOELL VALLEY Nora Spillane gave a lovely birthday party at the Lorella Community Hall Friday evening In honor of Margaret Anne Colwell who was celebrating her birthday. Games were played and a social evening enjoyed, before the pretty birthday cake was cut and' served with other party refreshments. present for the evening were Bob Colwell, Margaret Anne, Dan and John; Mr. and Mrs. Charles Steber, Rlckie. Bobby, Blllle and Betty Lou: Mr. and Mrs. Ed Scott, Kenny, Wayne, and Donna Mrs. Gilbert Faulstico and Doro thy: Mr. and Mrs. Dick Sohn Mrs. Rose Stalnaker, Rosamary and Raymond; Anita Vaden, Ruth Flescher, Janice Haseltlne, Mrs. Jake Warner and Barbara; Mrs. Jack Weimer and John; and the Maurice Spillane family. Scout Troop Fetes Members WEED Nineteen Olrl Scouts of Troop No. 2, played trick-or- treat with a surprise party for a member of their troop, Friday night, October, as. Linda Tonkin, in bed with a dislocated hip-Joint, was the honored and surprised member. She will be in a cast for the next six months. She is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Glenn Tonkin. Gifts were presented to Linda from the troop and all enjoyed songs and entertainment at the party. Linda surprised the girl, with nut cups, she had made, filled with candles. Following the short party for Linda the troop returned to the meeting place and continued the regular meeting In the Halloween- decorated hall. Treats were cakes given by two mothers, Mrs. Vera Hayes and Mrs. Alfred Linville. Members of the troop are Carol 'Georges, Judy Perry, Brenda Ba caglla, Loretta Senate, fharrta White, Oeorgeann Serlkaer, Sharron PUlon, Bonnie Oanim, Evelyn Hartwell. Sharron Balca trl, Blondell Smith, Margaret Lin ville, Susan Annuo, Terry Stokes, Mlcheie PUlon, Jan Hedfepeth, Mary Jean Cena, Julia Bareagll ana unaa naves. Yau All Cam Dance Fairhavan Schaal Gym Saturday Na. 1J, If 14 Music lab Wilia rah. 9 P.M. la 1 A.M. Naw 12 a. Rasaatar Given Awar Sponsored by Fairhavan Parent and Petrans Adnlulea $1.00 Don't use toothpicks, except be hind your hand and sparingly. Don't leave your fork and knife your plato when sent for a second supply. Don't pile up all the side dishes on your plate when it Is to be removed. Don't come to the table half dressed, half - washed, half - combed. Don't overeat. Don't leave the table before the others. Don't let one day pass without a thorough cleansing of your person. Don't sit to your evenina meal before a complete toilet. Don't cleanse your nails, your nose, your ears in public. Don't use hair dye, hair oil or pomades. Don't wear evening dreas in the daytime. I Don't wear jewelry of a gaudy nature; or not genuine. Don't over dress or walk affectedly. Don't wear slippers or dressing gown or smoking-Jacket out of your own room. Don't sink your band in your trousers' pockets. Don't whistle in publio places. Nor Inside of houses either. Don't use your fingers or flats to beat a tattoo upon floor, desk or window panes. Don t bring a smell of snirits or tooacco into tne presence of ladies. Don't chew. OR If you must chew expectorate discreetly.. Don't drink 'snirits. OR if vou must drink dbn't do lt during busmess hours. Don't examine other people's pa pers or letters scattered on their desks. (The word after "DON'T" on the page is "DON JUAN,' defi nition, "a mythical hero nos- slbly because he follows all' the' above "don'ts" M.R.) WASHABLE WOOLENS sportswear manufacturers are using more'' and more washable woolens in their fashion collections because washability in such an im portant factor in the average woman's shopping habits these days. It's wise to keep an eye out for washable labels and guarantees when buying woolen sportswear to make sure that It will require only simple, inexpensive upkeep. COMPLETE RADIO AND LB-TV SERVICE! Service in your homt when 1 possible Safe pick-up and delivery service A complete radio and TV toil shop Whtf 126 N. 7th Ph. 4519 W started 20 ytart ago an 7th st. and wa'ra STILL HERE. "Sylvtitir! 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