SATURDAY. NOVEMBER 13, 1954
HERALD AND NEWS. KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON
FAGS WfPl
Don'ts From the "Go-Roll-Your-Hoop"
And "Don't-Be-a-Goop" Era in 1901
Lee's Vest Pocket Question bend your head for each mouthful.
Settler," authored by Prof. James su erect. Don't cut your bread'
. ueaton,' A.M., ana published by t,teii t off. Don't use your knife
Laird and Lee. Chicago, is truly t0 carry food moullL j.,
. vest pociel sized lime question use ydur (orlt as u lt w.re . plu.n.
settler." And the one we have out (orj. rjon t introduce your snoon
of our vest pocket at the moment,
hot off tne press in iwi la
vised edition),
point first but sideways into
your mouth.
Don't make any noise with your
Mucn sroii iuw. suiMii alti:u mouln wh.n eaUng. Don't speak
dusiu muu6"j i wiui your mouth lull. Or even half
little 'dictionary" to me) au Majfull. Don't begin a sentence until
tiny pages 01 u. migni noi maieiyou OIVe finished swallowing.
a prize-wiuuing quia aia oui oj
you but it you want to know
Woman's Chances of Marrying '
i circa lttul-revisea edition), a ta-
Don't use slangy words. They
are vulgar. Don't use profane
words. They are sinful.
Ilnn't rirlnlr a B-1aetllil at AMa
DIG UU UK ao WB .VJ IUf gUlp
lemaie aoo.c .aim u.uy guts rlng you. gUss mgh.r
30 to 35 she might be one of the
lucky 12 out of 100 to marry.
Wanta learn golf? (See 281-286.)
Metric System? Lawn Tennis?
Billiards? Football? Boat Rac
ing? Bicycling? This , book will
try anything!
Part of Page 68, all of 69 and
all but two lines on 10 are de
voted to the word "don't." No
wonder they were gentlemen and
ladies then I
DONT'S
Don't forget to keep to the right,
whether riding or walking. Don't , n acciflnt ,hou,d h
aUum. num nR If vm Hn it tin. ...
than your lips: then Incline ft
gradually. Don't have your elbows
away from your body when eating
or drinking. Don't ever suit
bone or other substance upon your
plate, or the lioor.
Don't use anything but your fork
to bring or take away any solid
food. Don't wipe your face with
your napkin. It Is for the lips
and beard only.
Don't forget to see that all the
ladles are served before' you. Don't
neglect the ladles to your right
and left. Don't look worried if any
elbow people, OR If you do it un
willingly, excuse yourself. Don't
stare at people or laugh at their
peculiarities. Don't allow a lady
you escort to carry a package.
Don't carry your cane or umbrella
so as to render it dangerous. Don't
.moke whenever and wherever It
may inconvenience ladies. '
Don't expectorate on the side
walk or in street cars; go to the
gutter. Don't give your arm, in
the daytime, to a lady who is not
your mother, wife or sister, or an
elderly or Invalid lady. Don't bow
to a lady before she recognizes
you herself by a smile or bow.
Don't salute a lady with a ges
ture of the hand, but by taking off
your hat.
Don't apologize when you shake
bands with your gloves on.
Don't forget to render all nec
essary services to ladies in need
of Uiem, Don't presume on a serv
ice thus rendered to force your
acquaintance.
Don't be in hofete to Introduce.
Find out first if it's mutually
agreeable.
Don't rush for a seat In a car
or theater, against every law
of politeness. Don't occupy more
space in a car than you are en
titled to.
Don't talk at a theater or con
cert while the performance is go
ing on. Don't leave a public per
formance, except between the aots
or when ft Is over.
Don't take two ladies upon your
arms, except for their protection.
Don't wear your overcoat or
overshoes, or take your umbrella
into the parlor. Don't stare around
the room. Don't ask questions
about the price of the furniture.
Don't offer to shake hands with' a
lady, the offer must come from
her.
Don't handle, unasked I the
bric-a-brac about the room.
Don't be In a hurry to get to a
seat. Don't fall to rise whenever
a lady enters the room. Don't be
distant. Don't be effusive. Be cor
dial. Don't 'stretch yourself anywhere
except in your own- apartment.
Don't be fidgeting or balancing
upon your chair. Don t introduce
ladies to gentlemen; but gentle
men to ladies.
Don't play or sing unless bidden
by your hostess.
Don't be always touching people
when addressing them. Don't talk
In a loud boisterous voice. Don't
speak to anyone across the room.
Don't whisper in company. .
Don't boast of the big people you
know to the people who don't know
them. Don't make fun of anyone,
except in the. mildest form. Better
avoid it altogether. Don't tell stor
ies of a doubtful character: Don't
interrupt; don't contradict; don't
be quarrelsome. ' '
Don't' tell long stories,' even
when asked to. Avoid "chestnuts."
Don't be inattentive when other
people are talking.
Don't moisten your thumb when
dealing cards. Don't be noisey
Don't read a book or even a
newspaper in company. Don't keep
looking at your watch as If bored.
Don't pretend to go . . . and then
stay. Avoid prolonged good-byes.
Don't stay too long anywhere.
Don't keep other people waiting;
be there in time. Don't lie back in
your chair or place your elbows
on the table. Don't seat yourself
until all the ladies are seated.
Don't sit sideways but straight
to the table.
Don't use your napkin as a bib;
let lt fall across your lap. Don't
WOM at Merrill
MERRIL Blanch Flea, se
nior regent, presided at a regular
meeting of Merrill Chapter No. II
Women of the Moose. November
i. Ollte Wilson, the library com
mittee chairman, presented her
chapter night program, which tea
tured movies of a style (how.
Rose Van Meter, deputy grand
regent of Oreton. lave a report
oa htr recent trip to the state con
vention in Portland. Others attend,
tag from Merrill were Susan Wil
liams. Louisa Icenbice and Dovie
Keener.
Rose Baley reported that the
next Friendship committee meet
tag would be at her home November
U. when Christmas boxes will be
packed for the boys in service. The
Academy et Friendship will spon
sor a otztar .November 26 and 21
location to be announced later.
Each co-worker la asked to donate
at least ene article for the bazaar.
Al Dollarhide-Beulah Sallee
Nuptials in Payette, Idaho
Of interest to local friends is the
recently announced wedding of two
former Klamath reslaents.Beulah
Augusta Sallee of Payette, Idaho,
and J. A. (Al)Dollarhide of El
Cerrito, alifomla, who were mar
ried October 26 In a double-nun,
candlelight ceremony In Payette.
The Rev. R. E. Cull, pastor of As
sembly of God Church, officiated
as the couple exchanged vows be
fore 480 guests, after which a re
ception followed in the church par
lors.
The bride, daughter of Mr. and
Mrs. Sanford D. Sallee, Payette
was a local and Oranls Pass resi
dent for a number of years before
returning to Idaho to make her
home. The bridegroom is well
known here having completed lo
cal grade and high rchools prior
to attending Armstrong College In
Berkeley.
He was affiliated with Ewauna
Box Company for 13 years before
serving with the Navy during World
War II; and took an active interest
in seml-pro-baseball while living
here. a
Relatives of the bridegroom at
tending the ceremony were his par
ents, Mr. and Mrs. O. B. Dollar
hide. Berkeley; Mr. and Mrs.
Franklin J. Smith (sister) and
daughters Helen, Merrily and Mau
reen. Grants Pass: Mr. and Mrs.
Ronald D. White (sister) and son.
Jeffry, Mountain View, California
and from Klamath Falls, Mr. and
Mrs. B. J. Loftsgaard aunt; and
Mr. and Mrs. Keith Henry (cousin.)
The newlyweds will make their
home at 551 Norvell Street, El Cer
rito, California.
' BIRTHDAY.. ..
CELEBRATED
tANOELL VALLEY Nora
Spillane gave a lovely birthday
party at the Lorella Community
Hall Friday evening In honor of
Margaret Anne Colwell who was
celebrating her birthday.
Games were played and a social
evening enjoyed, before the pretty
birthday cake was cut and' served
with other party refreshments.
present for the evening were
Bob Colwell, Margaret Anne, Dan
and John; Mr. and Mrs. Charles
Steber, Rlckie. Bobby, Blllle and
Betty Lou: Mr. and Mrs. Ed
Scott, Kenny, Wayne, and Donna
Mrs. Gilbert Faulstico and Doro
thy: Mr. and Mrs. Dick Sohn
Mrs. Rose Stalnaker, Rosamary
and Raymond; Anita Vaden, Ruth
Flescher, Janice Haseltlne, Mrs.
Jake Warner and Barbara; Mrs.
Jack Weimer and John; and the
Maurice Spillane family.
Scout Troop Fetes Members
WEED Nineteen Olrl Scouts
of Troop No. 2, played trick-or-
treat with a surprise party for a
member of their troop, Friday
night, October, as. Linda Tonkin,
in bed with a dislocated hip-Joint,
was the honored and surprised
member. She will be in a cast
for the next six months. She is
the daughter of Mr. and Mrs.
Glenn Tonkin.
Gifts were presented to Linda
from the troop and all enjoyed
songs and entertainment at the
party. Linda surprised the girl,
with nut cups, she had made,
filled with candles.
Following the short party for
Linda the troop returned to the
meeting place and continued the
regular meeting In the Halloween-
decorated hall. Treats were cakes
given by two mothers, Mrs. Vera
Hayes and Mrs. Alfred Linville.
Members of the troop are Carol
'Georges, Judy Perry, Brenda Ba
caglla, Loretta Senate, fharrta
White, Oeorgeann Serlkaer,
Sharron PUlon, Bonnie Oanim,
Evelyn Hartwell. Sharron Balca
trl, Blondell Smith, Margaret Lin
ville, Susan Annuo, Terry Stokes,
Mlcheie PUlon, Jan Hedfepeth,
Mary Jean Cena, Julia Bareagll
ana unaa naves.
Yau All Cam
Dance
Fairhavan Schaal Gym
Saturday Na. 1J, If 14
Music lab Wilia rah.
9 P.M. la 1 A.M.
Naw 12 a. Rasaatar
Given Awar
Sponsored by Fairhavan
Parent and Petrans
Adnlulea
$1.00
Don't use toothpicks, except be
hind your hand and sparingly.
Don't leave your fork and knife
your plato when sent for a
second supply. Don't pile up all
the side dishes on your plate when
it Is to be removed.
Don't come to the table half
dressed, half - washed, half -
combed. Don't overeat. Don't
leave the table before the others.
Don't let one day pass without a
thorough cleansing of your person.
Don't sit to your evenina meal
before a complete toilet.
Don't cleanse your nails, your
nose, your ears in public. Don't
use hair dye, hair oil or pomades.
Don't wear evening dreas in the
daytime. I
Don't wear jewelry of a gaudy
nature; or not genuine. Don't over
dress or walk affectedly. Don't
wear slippers or dressing gown or
smoking-Jacket out of your own
room.
Don't sink your band in your
trousers' pockets.
Don't whistle in publio places.
Nor Inside of houses either.
Don't use your fingers or flats to
beat a tattoo upon floor, desk or
window panes.
Don t bring a smell of snirits
or tooacco into tne presence of
ladies.
Don't chew. OR If you must
chew expectorate discreetly..
Don't drink 'snirits. OR if vou
must drink dbn't do lt during
busmess hours.
Don't examine other people's pa
pers or letters scattered on their
desks.
(The word after "DON'T" on
the page is "DON JUAN,' defi
nition, "a mythical hero nos-
slbly because he follows all' the'
above "don'ts" M.R.)
WASHABLE WOOLENS
sportswear manufacturers are
using more'' and more washable
woolens in their fashion collections
because washability in such an im
portant factor in the average
woman's shopping habits these
days. It's wise to keep an eye out
for washable labels and guarantees
when buying woolen sportswear to
make sure that It will require only
simple, inexpensive upkeep.
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