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nwnrsnAY. APRIL 13, 1984 PAGE SIX FRANK JENKK Bdltor Entered m second claw matter t the poet office ot Klamath fells. Ore., on August JO, MM under act of Congreu. Ifurcb a. Ilia - MEMBER OF THE A8IOCIATED Kill tfha Associated Press Is entitled exclusively to the use for publlcatloo of ell tbe local new printed In this newspaper aa well as all AP news. lOHcurnoN batm aVgCABUH tun t Its BILLBOARD a. ml r. JENKINS A call from Jim Savage, the US Pish and Wildlife agenv ;. passes along the lrtformation that some new species of birds have been shot in the pest couple of years on the Upper take. New to this area, that is. During the 1963 season two un idiidi varitia rm turned In. a surf scoater arid a pair of red breasted mergansers, both species being natives of salt water coun try, just blundered In on us over here. .' ' The scoater was shot on the lake by Chet Langslet, our sporting' minded nostmaster. and the mtr a-anaera were nicked off by Tom Oarratt, another FW agent. Both birds were positively iden tified bv Rtanlev Jewett Sr.. the author of "Birds of Oregon" and a recognised authority on all kinds of western Birds. Kemrdlna- the aeoater, ' Jim says that prior to this time the only one he knows of shot out side Its native habitat was one killed a few years ago on the Co lumbia above portisno. mis one killed here la the first reported east of the Cascades, . Back m 1H3 a pair of hunters from Coos Bay, Wallace Xang- worthv and Clyde Reese, fumed un with a oair of Old Squaw ducks which they had bagged on the Upper Lake. These are also natives of salt water and had blundered aver here to our High Desert. Interesting, ; Regarding the dumping of gar bage all over our great outdoors: Had a call from a Mr. Jimmy Sprost who Uvea up along the Old Port Road. She says she would mightily appreciate it If people on their way to dump garbage would wait until they got to the dump Instead of pitching it off along the side of the road.' Says she and her husband spend a good deal of time packing off cartons of household trash tossed over onto their lawn by passing motor lata who turn a trip to the dump Into a pleasure drive instead. And dump their garbage en the fly. Don't shoot until you see the whites of their tires, Mrs. Bptoat. Then shoot straight. Been hearing all the rumors about the wonderful eatflahtng up at the old Algoma pond. Haven't gone up aa yet but can assure you that the ugly little specimens HAL NEW YORK U For some years a group ot scholar scientists at Yale University has been study ing the problem of what people do to alcohol (and vice verss), and now they are Investigating hangovers. Behind this probe Is a merciful Idea the wish to find a cure for hangovers. i It oan't be done. Frank Merrl well was unable to find a hang over remedy during the period when he made Yale famous. Tom Swift and the Rover Boys, I have heard, spent their adult yeara In quest ot an electric or atomic an swer to the hangover, and found no answer. Even Toots Shor, the restaurant owner who collects the more In teresting hangovers of his clients and pastes them In his memory book as a hobby, can recommend no morning after remedy better than "Bloody Mary," which is Vodka tinted pink with tomato Juice. Very popular with advertis ing men. But taking another drink, the return to "the hair of the dog that bit you," cannot be classified as either a cure or a remedy for a hangover. It can only be re garded as the compounding ot a felony, and the postponement of a Just punishment. You will notice that nlether Har vard nor the Massachusetts Insti tute of Technology is pursuing the wlll-o-the-wlsp lure of trying to discover a hangover euro. They may pierce the secrets of the atom but they recognise the limits ot science, So does Albert Einstein, who can put the universe In a simple equation, but sensibly has refrsined from attempting a solution of the hangover. One can only ssy to the true blue researchers at Yale, "On, men, on!" But that la like egging on a bird dog to sniff far quail In a subway. The only thing he win net js practice, Ther6 fe two reasons why they Phone 5502 We offer one ef the largest selections el hardy shrubs this side ef rertlaad. We guarantee superior quality. Each plant ta nir aaraery moat saeet with ear ewa etsctiag high standards. Wa are far mere dlffltalt to please tksa ear mlomera, sd shrub ssnst pleas aa before they ar offered to yu. Cm a and vtett. Ceaapar ear price and especially ear aellty. Aa evergreen la a jail aa evergreen. Beeaaee ef ear odd eprlngs they saaat be fan and eeaapaet and kegtaalag to saature. The difference is remarkable. The priceless Iniredleat at aay aaraery la aot feaad ta the bandings and land they ewa, hot ta the heart ml ta ample whe operate It. BILL JENKINS Managing Editor soonth , $ 1.15 saonths . 1 rear (.10 ll.M are tine eating. Buck Klntgen, the butcher man at Buy Low Market, took a trip up there the other day and dropped off a few of his catch for us to sample. Mighty fine eating. Hope his luck holds out, Buens Stone, who probably knows as much of the history of this country as anyone today, called In to remind us that the SPEBSQSA performance last Sat urday waa nothing new to this country. - Back in 1U1 Fort Klamath and Llnkville got together and formed what they called the "Fort Klam ath - Llnkville Amateur Variety Company" - and presented the Klamath Minstrels. Held on February 22, the show wss advertised as containing "new songs, new dances, roaring farces.". Admission was four bits and there was a dance following the af fair which lasted Into the wee small hours. Buena telle us that practically all these events were followed ey a dance. Now we have the Afterglow. word cornea down to us that all la well with the world and the old place Is still rotating as normal. Why? 'Cause we hear that Karl Weimar who retired as mill super intendent at WTO a little bit ago and pulled out for Yakima has taken on a Job' as general super intendent of the cascade Lumber Company up there apd la doing fine. You'll also be glad to know that Earl has joined the Yakima coun try club and Is Just ss active with his golf up there as he was hers. And that's pretty active. our loss is .surety Yakima s gain. They Just didn't come sny nicer than the Weimar's. We miss 'em. : It you are having any trouble with' birds flying Into - your win dow panes and knocking them selves out listen to the advice of Mrs. A.. N. Kelsey ot 4310 Sum mers Lane. She saya that you can prevent this by hanging a Chi nese wind chime In front ot the glass. These are little affalra made of glass that twirl and tinkle In the breese, setting up a very mu sical sound. Indeed, and. appar enlly, scaring the birds off enough to stop them from creating mass suicide against ubby-Owetu-Ford. BOYLE i will never find a real medical cure for a hangover. First, they started too late, They don't have the material to work on. The 34-karat genuine, double. throb vibrating hangover , Is a thing of the paat. It went out with prohibition. Trie present day hang. over la Just a hangover phrase irom tne neyaay of tne real bang. over. There were giants in the old days. There aren't any now. No one alive today that I know of could sustain the kind of hang overs the oldtlmers reminisce about. Second, it is against nature, that there should be any cure for hangover except time and the uc- ceptanee of common sense. Pleasure pursued too far must always be followed by pain, the penalty tor foolishness, This Is the iron law of living that stupidity must pay its price. Scientists are still puttied over what a hangover really is. They seek a physical explanation to describe a rebellion of the soul. A hangover Is only partly a suffering of the body; it Is even more a suffering of the snlrit. hag-ridden by guilt, fear, and self- aeousallons for the sin of self Indulgence. In a hangover the mina names the body as much as me ooay names tne mlna. A hangover Is a form ot self- hate; It Is the feeing ot one's self in an interior mirror and the anoek or recognising the Imeee The ahock must last until one can look back Into the mirror and see a Hirer image, snd this takes time. Science would be better to look ror a msgic capsule to prevent lupmuy rawier man seen lor a pill to cure hangovers. The hang. over is nature s built-in barrier to protect a man from his own furth er foolUhnes. It Is an alarm clock of the con science and the body, and anyone who finds a way to turn off that alarm clock Is no real friend ot the rsee of man. MAUN NURSERY KLAMATH FALLS The prestige, character and reputation ef eur aaraery la dealing with our eaateanrs ever a serM ef years has developed a eervlee that It aaeqaalltd by any auraery la the U.S.A. This srrvlr It the foundation ef ear fcael acta. It will work for yea. Wa are as clea as year telephone. Try It for a surprise. Oar nursery company laclndtti Kara and John Oulnn, at the retail yard, and at, Fleyd W. 8eett, whe ealla aa yea to help yea develop yenr color design aad laat scaping. Praalag, lawa work aad spraying. let's talk II aver. Thcyll Do It Every S4FBTV WKTS ALONG NATURE'S TRAIL by KEN McLEOD We left John Mulr in our last column, describing the wilderness setting In which he became ac quainted with a band ot mountain sheep, the band had crossed the turbulent San Joaquin by Jumping from rock to rock on a series of boulders that served as stepping stones across the stream. Mulr con tinues: 'After crossing the river, the dauntless climbers, led by their chief, at once began to scale the canyon 'wall, turning now right, now left. In long, single tile, keep toe well out ot one another's way, and, leaping in regular auccession rrara crag to crag, now ascending slippery dome-curves, now walking leisurely along the edges of pre cipices, stopping to gaze down' at me from some flat-topped rock, with heads held aslant, as If cur ious to learn what I thought about It, or whether I was likely to fol low them. After reaching the top of the wall, which at thla place, is somewhere between 1,500 and 3,000 feet high, they were still visible against the sky as they lingered, looking down In groups of two's or three's. Throughout the entire ascent they did not make a single awk ward step, or unsuccessful effort ot any kind, I have frequently seen tame sheen In mountains Jump upon a sloping rock-surface, hold on tremulously a few seconds, and fall back baffled and Irresolute. But In the most trylrur situations wnere tne slightest want or inac curacy would have been fatal, these always seemed to move in comfortable reliance on their strength and skiu, the limits of which they never appeared to know. Moreover, each one of the lloci, while following the guidance of the most experienced, yet climb ed with intelligent Independence as a perfect lndivldual, capable ot sep arate existence whenever It should wish or be compelled to withdraw from the little clan. The domestic sheep, on the contrary. Is only a fraction of an animal, a whole flock being required to form an Individual, Just as numerous flowerets are required to make one complete sunflower. "Those shepherds who, in sum. mer, drive their flocks to moun tain pastures, and, while watching them night and day, have' seen them frightened by bears and storms, and scattered like wind- driven chaff, will, in some meas ure, be able to appreciate the self- reliance and strength and noble In dividuality of nature's sheep. one ot tne common stories we so often hear when "old timers" tell tall tales" regarding mountain sheep is that they are able to plunge down steep cliffs and light on their horns, this, they solemnly declare, is tne reason why Mother Nature provided them with such massive head ornament. I remem ber a story once told by the late Dr. Joseph Orlnnell who was one ot our best known authorities on birds and mammals. A lawsuit developed over a water-hole down In Califor nia's Panamlt Mountains on the edge of Death Valley. I do not remember the devious details ot the suit but it ended by hinging up on whether or not it was true that a mountain sheep could Jump several hundred feet and land on Its horns. The defense contended the sheep could, the opposition, they couldn t. VfftM fr Tvry mm I CMMltto MM rsr Baldwin imJm Homedole & Harlan Tune &JT W rftS OtYN VVWATfe ME GOT ? Ct SOUTARy SOCKET... RlMWfS tTVWJV amiCX EXtPT AMM&-BOC fJXKET As a consequence. Dr. GrinneU wss called from the University of California to testify upon the pow. era of sheep, and, of which he had made an extensive study. The Jury and opposing attorneys listened with great respect to the savants explanation of how it was Impos sible for a sheep to dive any con siderable distance ana land upon Its horns without suffering s broken neck. Doc remarked later, "I thought I did a good scientific Job but the jury decided in favor ot the defendent." since the case was never appealed I presume It Is still legally possible for mountain sheep ot California to dive long distances, land on their horns and live to run away. John Mulr, in ISM, remarks about this story: "Like the Alp- climbing ibex of Europe, our mountaineer is said to plunge head long down the faces of sheer pre cipices, and alight on his big horns. i snow only two nunters who claim to have actually witnessed this feat; I never was so fortunate. They describe , the act as diving head-foremost. The horns are so large at the base that they cover the upper portion ot the head down nearly to the level of the eyes, and the skull la exceedingly strong. I struck an old, bleached specimen on Mount Rltter a dozen blows with my lee-ax without breaking It. Such skulls would not fracture very readily oy tne wildest rock-diving, but other bones could hardly be expectea to noia together in such a performance: and the mechanical difficulties in the way of control ling tneir movements, after striking upon an irregular surface, are, in themselves, sufficient to show this boulder-like method ot progression to be impossible, even In the ab sence of all other evidences on the subject." Telling The Editor THANKS In appreciation for the successful blood drive of Tuesday, March 30, sponsored by the VFW PeUcan Post 138), I wish to thank the many people and businesses. To the Herald and News for all the help and coverage they gave. SkFLw ior tne time on the radio they so willingly gave, to George Connor for the sound truck which waa a big help, to J.C. Penney store for the window display, to Gordon Wynattt for the posters he drew and painted, to the Masonic Lodge and Parker Pontiae for park, ins space, to the Zero Food Co. lor fruit Juices, and to all the busi ness men who let their employees ft to give. No doubt, I overlooked many who gave generously of time and fiort; nut to an, I personally, and the VFW Pest and Auxiliary 1383 do wish to express our heartfelt appreciation, for the record we set In Klamath County, A special thlanks to all donors for a Job well done. Bleed Drive Chairman, John Zumwalt, VFW PeUeaa rest 1333 and Auxiliary Klamath Falls, Oregon I A I x Whn in doubt try VAN ORMAN'S 527 Main By Jimmy Hatlo Labor League Puts O.K. on Roosevelt SAN FRANCISCO Ijfl The AFL'S California Labor League for po litical education closed its meet ing last night with sn endorsement of the candidacy of James Roose velt, seeking the Democratic nom ination In the state's 2th District. Also endorsed was Incumbent Rep. Robert L. Condon, Contra Costa Democrat. Both men were informed recent ly that the National Democratic Committee would not. support them. Roosevelt is campaigning despite a separate maintenance suit earli er this year in wnicn nis wiie chareed him with adultery. Con don had been banned by the Atom ic Energy Commission from wit nessing atomic tests at the Nevada Proving Grounds. QUICKIES By Ken Reynoldtt "sine taking those vitamins I get In the Herald News Want Ads hew come yon don't pick on saa anymore?" Quick Shrimp Cocktail 1 Wry J ' Tastes just right with BLUE PLATE Canned Shrimp With plump, rosy-pink Blue Plate Shrimp on'your pantry shelf, you'll never run out of Ideas for quick, tempting dishes. Iniey their IvsKsiifM (lever In spicy shrimp eecktellt. AsM t saupa, soladl, cauorolot attractive and delicious, Serve an toast with cheese taute. A meal In minuteil Blue Plato Shrimp come from the tunny Gulf of Mexico home watera for nature'a bat-tatting shrimp. Enjoy their sea-fresh flavor oftan. Ready to eat No peeling. No waste. aa i mm mm smimwi i an new shoes'for. Easter' Angels? make Priced" accordinaj to iryla nd ilia 3.95 to 6.95 The Doctor Says By EDWIN P. JORDAN, M-D Peoole frequently get warts and corns mixed up, since they innk a little bit alike, but actual- ly they are quite different. Corns are caused by injury to skin usual ly over a long perloa of ume. Warts are essentially Infections, believed caused by viruses. -Be. cause of this similarity In appear ance, however, they can be con veniently considered at the same time. .- . ' The skin hss an outer layer which i nuite tough, as everyone know , when this outer part of the skin is pressed upon or irritated so that it continues to grow ana becomes horny, these growths are called corns. Two varieties are recognized; harri corns which are thick and develon on the prominent part of the foot where a shoe presses noon It. and soft corns which gen orally appear on a toe which has been' rubbing against another one Corns are often particularly painful about the time of a storm. Some people claim, probably cor rectly, that they can foretell the appearance ot bad weather by the fact that their corns start hurting. Most corns disappear when the cause is removed, m other words, If a person with corns on the feet is bedridden for some time they will go away. After badly fitting shoes are replaced, corns will also so often go away, but not so rap idly. There are various ways of soft ening corns and removing them by cutting or scraping. In a few cases in which the corn is ex temely painful or needs to be re moved rapidly, a small operation Is quite effective. Several kinds of warts are known but all are believed to be caused by infection with one or more viruses.- They are more 1 or less contagious and people fre quently transfer a wart from one part of the body to another by rubbing or scratching. There is no - truth, however, to ihe belief that handling a toad will produce warts. In spite of the tact that warts are infections, they can be suc cessfully treated in several differ ent ways.- Local treatment by freeiing . or diathermy Is often effective. Injections ot various substances have also been used. Even mental treatment seems to have been useful in curing warts, although why this should be true is sun something oi a mys tery. In particularly difficult cases. treatment with X-rays and even removal by operation has been un dertaken, i CONFAB ' SALEM tfl The American Forestry Assn. will hold its 78th annual meeting In Portland Sept. 6-9, State Forester Oeorge Spaur announced Monday. The delegates will spend three of tne four days on field trips to the Tillamook Burn, Bonneville Dam, Mt. Hood, the coast, indus trial plants and logging operations. sure they're ftt(z 3 pre-tested arrot Set out wonderful selection of spring styles in predated rWi-Pirrot Shoes! These toot io more thin just Ati good. ..that fa their wear arc famous! Surprisingly incx. pensive, too! See 'cm today! Klamath Falls SAM DAWSON ...., u-n Wl Building is thebright soot 'n,to"Hay5lto; day-arid prospects ot still easier financing may keep it that way '"EveTufcitles liberally sprinkled with vacant houses, new homes are being started and sold. New office . building, stores, ,i. hncnitoi and marketing HCJIW.O, , . - centers are rising to service the big population shifts aad growths in., .,,. rhi tvne of con struction usually lags behind the big rusn oi norne ouuuiuk- t.u i. t inni,a and. Ban swi ui uw i"'Ov' Francisco building Is running be hind last spring, but it continues at a gooa pace, Aim v - .u.vt.e hnmA huildinff 15 no MID OUUUl ' - much as 30 per cent higher, tne Building contractors a. ifornia reports. For the nation as a whole, tne Labor and Commerce departments , rtallnr volume Of COn- struction is running ahead of a year ago, ano toppeo ivt "" dollars in the first three months. - Based on hopes of further eas ing of homo financing terms by Congress, speculative contractors are now going ahead with home building plans around many cities, building material suppliers report, ,nn,A ..nmmiinities now 00 ner cent of the buyers of new homes are veterans who have especially easy financing terms. In these cit ies, real estate agents moan be cause older houses can't compete EASTER Music By BALDY'S BAND Dancing 10 'til 2 What every good cook knows: Just' a little difference in ingredient make a big difference in cooking retulti Snowdrift is just a little I ighter than any other shortening and that can nuke the big difference in giving your family li&ter, more diiettibU foods. aaas 1 'att OH Snowdrift it prewhipped just little longer than ordinary norteninga. That can make the big difference in enter, VieMtr cutting-in tor flaky , end tender pastry. No other fthortening at any price is so creamy, to djgettible - and to light! with these terms and are moving slowly. U, older, cities builders are also ' oountlng on projects in the blighted residential areas that ring so many business districts. If Congress votes easier terms for financing this clearing out of potential slums, a Kansas City contractor says, a big new sustainer of the construc tion Industry will be in sight. Here are some other twists In , the building trend this spring: Most folk In Tucson, Ariz., ad mit the city is "overbuilt". Hun. dreds ot houses and apartments -are vacant traced in part to a big , drop in employment an aircraft parts plant that stopped detente contract work. Yet 12 contractors have started ' building again in the last month or so, and one reports selling 38 homes from plans in one week. The Tucson Home Builders, Assn. says most of the buyers are vet erans, attracted by the latest thing In houses and by easy mortgage terms. . .'' In Phoenix, Ariz., construction permits '.In March were the highest, for any month in its history except April" 1951. The first large down town office building In many years - is going up for the First National Bank . of Arizona. And March saw permits for lit new , dwelling units in a city that has had one of the greatest home building booms In the country since .the war. . DANCE MAUN April 17th Snowdrift's ingredients tie just c little costlier than any other solid atortening (yet you pay no more). That can make the big difference in better tasting' foods, whether baked or tried.1' Saturday Pi tnmm mi sanmi aaeiasaasa. T nn wi (son oa raoru