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Newspaper Page TextMONDAY iirnu n A- NEWS. KLAMATH F ALUS. PACK TWI Hollywood Stars Top Jokesters List .. . .j Jack Benny who Then there waa HOLLVWOOD (NEA Hot'V wood's 195 howls: Marilyn roT television, inllatlon end John nie Ray Jokes dominated Holly wood's 1951 Laugh Parade. Mari lyn was uW( the comedians just couldn't resist lor obvious reason. There was the RKO publicity man who walked down one ot the studio slreeu with Marilyn and later was asked: "Hey. who was that girl with 'u who was wan Inn so horizontally? .-J i U-HS JBCK ald- "Marilyn reminds me of a telephone switchboard. When rile uaik all her hnes are biy. Mari'vn got in a tew fast lines A U& when she went to the hospital lor an "PI'""1" '"v, ad pinned note on her night ad dressed to her three doctors. It read: . ... ..... ..... v.... Please only tsse n hen 'here was mis nenrmi of a baby-sitler: -someone yuu pay by the nour w waicu siou." rred Allen warned an Mini '.!iiii alar, bronchi back by TV, i mak another picture or ihe liidlans ll Oel Vou." Tlte summer season came to TV and video alley laughed at: H. ookt like a eummer aLAMTH tL AMERICAN CHINKI tii at then tan: fa. HH Far Oro'in Ta Take Cat lea I. Let. Mar. to." ta ...... placement (or a test patient." f ..V'h.hemi used "Shi "a? wear-1 another child', ho,..-, with: ! have ii:r a itress i-ui you could see her kneecaps." movie en television. Mama's third husband Is In 11 There were as mam- TV jokes I 0n the Inllailon subject was the as TV aerials in Hollywood: I housewives' lament : Too much A couple pointed out Red 81-1 month left oer atier the end of ton walking alone a Beverly Hills u,,, money. street 10 iheir video-nimded four-1 -mis siRii appeared in a Beverly vear-old. "Oosh. he's real.'' the m, ,irk.e,: - please Don't hali-pint exclaimed. "I thought he i Atk Prlces. j Remain Friends" At Ihe Mocambo somebody aald a nnniVI A movie queen suggested to her agent that he try to get her hus band on the "What's My Line' show in which experts guess at the professions o( contestants. snarled, "that he does nothing." METZ BROS. Open Jan. 5 to March 1 Mold Board Slatting Disc Rolling Plow Share Hard Surfacing TULELAKE, CALIF. "Munev doe.-n't talk tnese oaa it goes without saying." It was Bob Hope who noticed th first sien of surlna In Holly- she wood "those Utile green things lytarted poking llieir neaos oui m Bmg Crosby's wallet." People refused lo believe that dollar bills carry germs on the Iheory that a germ couldn't live on a dollar bill today. Johnnie Ray cried and people laughed at: A newiieel theater marquee which read: "Latest Flood Pictures Also Johnnie Ry." A bobby-soxer walked Into a mu sic store and asked for tome Ray records. The clerk beamed and said: "A quart or a gallon?" And these lines competed with Marilyn Monroe's lines: "The best wav for her to keep her youth is not to Introduce him to anybody." -rinthes ran make a cirl into B social success if they allow her to I be seen In the best places." I Science-fiction movies hit the box office jackpot In 1952 and a writer i went to a movie producer with ihls novel idea: "It's a romance. Boy meets girl. Boy loses Girl. Boy Builds Girl." - IS ' ..... . Li, Mil amaaaal MARKY COX, Klamath Union Hia.h School Sophomora, it on o( 14 candidates nominated for queen of h KU Swaathear? Rail Saturday tvtninq. Marky ii tha daughter of Mr. and Mn. Carl J. Cox, 2S0 Delta. rhuto by rioyal Mediators Fail in Dock Strike i national jonuary event! SELF-SHORTENING TAFFETA SUP EACH $265 19 GLORIOUS COLORS TOOI While Pink Hack Navy Irown tally groan taiga Wina Cully oa toon Aqua laiqua biua hemlock greee Cepa blue Gray Had . Taupe Orchid Mail i NEW YORK Federal med-, Involved are three small locals lators (ailed early today to bring .weighers, aamplera and acalesmen about a settlement In a strike oil ol Ihe AFL International Long AFL dock specialists, but their el-i shoremen's A'aocialion. The em- forts brought some relaxation ol picketing tactics which had threat ened a major East Coast shipping :ieup. The mediators, after an eight- nour marainon started yesterday, plovers are represented by the American Weighmaatera Associa tion. Union officials, after the media tion session broke up. Issued a session which I statement of their own saving they said the union i would work tor any businessman ancwi to go bark lo work pending who could use Iheir services wiih- arbiirruon ol ine wage ana con tract dispute but that the employ ers rejected arbitration. FLY UNITED'S mm line AIRWAY SwthtwurtfJ Malnlintri lav at . ; . 5:50 P. M. SAN FRANCISCO 3l hrl. 10S ANCIIIS . 44 hrg. NaHhlMimd Malsllneni Ltovi at i . 12.-05 P. M. PORTLAND . . J', hrg. SIATTU .... 4j hrg. 'it, fuivrlaul llfhlt "ell Hit lau" Airaorl Terminal. Cell 1.1357 or sta aa auiheriiad travel agent. am undo COMMte IHf FAR! AND YOU'LL CO Alt out Roint through their emplnytra The itrikers rfrr?d to their rm ploytra as middlemen." Th TXA lftderp t-tfd tht bu lneumen pv th name rte their employers normally rharued nd said thm thin money vtould o Into t .pecial Atnke fund. The union leaders lo naul there would he no mort picketing of piers, with a few exception, un less there were indications that un authorized person mere weighing and ftampllng bulk cargo. The 500 ftlrlkera oull work Frldav and promptly set up piekel line mat other was work stoppage on aom 10 of Us active pier here. Cargo handling was affected to a leer extent at Boston. Baltimore. Phila delphia. Hoboken, N. J, and Yon kers, N. Y. Weekends UMially are oulet In ivi w bbbbi IIS Ke. 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NB iinru. aaid Bmilh. 4iar-old TOKYO i A Jauanra niald I rhl'f ol Ut ulana and oprrationa ana promptly aft up pirgai 'maa Dorolht Kru-'fixator, ot Uk oi.lica aaclKW o t;i.l";"r,',iv "cirA bv i '"" ,'y "'V ! U. B. Far h,arli,uartr.. told .. r,. .... rr.im .Kt onu.n - , n,r ha had bn atabbfd br ht antic ovar Hi avuig niuoana arnkle. critd: . f Jul brfora lha Ulal r-w) W "I'm " glad I did It!" "" dav, lh maid Irallflfd Mr. Mra. Smith, daughter o( relird """'h aramk liravUy. Otn. waller Kmgrr ot World War . Us ' ,n" Inmal attrmpt to itha porta, and thera tu no mrk.i.i. ' ". ": 't Amir court did not Hava Una yaawrday or Snturdav Army court martial on a cnargt 01 , juriMllclion j tiava the raw dlamlurd en ground r.xcpuon to the unlon'a no picketing decision for today were some ugar relinenea in New York. Boaion. Philadelphia Balti more and Savannah. The union had a iked tor an un snecllled wage doom, reduced from an original demand of a 42-cent-an-hour package increase. Federal medlaiora aald the employers are atandlng on an oiler o( a M-cenl-an-hour package. Current wages range (rom I1J7 lo gj.jo an hour. Bright Shirt Saves Life ..iH "-,M,-A bright ahlrt "i III'" Jimmy DePalm. Jimmy and Roger Oreen. I, ere day when Jimmy fell in. He aank "u" 'n, anouiina tor hln E. Finn, who llve nr.'.h. w. M I U. . .. I thought he aald aomethlng about a dog falling In the canal. I knew dogs could wlm but I walked over anyway." "I looked Into the water and Cauaht a ellmn a .u.. ....... like a brightly colored ahlrl about ?' L'vl,,0' Nr" Yor cy. ve v iii. u.iuer waier. Finn Jumed Into the canal and pulled the unconscious Jimmy out. He was revived by artificial respiration. ihertant up to 3 inehot without a ititch toch liar naatly icallepad and Hitch finithtd . o toftly.iwlthing Caloneie" ocatatt rayon toffeta . waihat in a jiffy color-fail ihouldaf streps odiuilablo . . . iiati 32. to 44 PA MII?riM CoodEvonlng It'o Mutual TONIGHT DRAMA The Hardy Family 7:30 p.m. r.lYOTGQY 5000 WATTS 1150 ON YOUR DIAL. SERVING YOU SINCE 1923 I Was A Communist For The FBI 7:00 p.m. COMEDY Let George Do It 8:00 p.m. murdering Col. Aubrey smith In iheir Tokyo home the night ol Oct. j i The maid. Shlgrko Tanl. 31. leall. tied she wrested a loot-long hunt inr knife from Mrs. Bmilh and hid ll in a downstaira living room. She I said Smith was stabbed with the hunting knife. Miss Tanl, speaking in Japanese, told the rune-member American court: She ran back to the Smiths' bed room and lound Mrs. Smith hold ing a small kitchen knile over the bleeding colonel In his bed. Mrs. Smith had Ihe knile In her right hand and the colonel was holding Mrs. Smith's right wrist. Mra. Smith wept frequently at today's opening session. Twice she broke down In wracking aobs. Bhe is 40 and the mother of two. 8he almost collapted when she caught a glimpse of a grotesque, after-death photograph of the colo nel which the prosecution offered in evidence. Al that time ahe sobbed : Oh. no! ll couldn't be They wouldn't do thatl Oh, help!" The courtroom was cleared for five minutes until she could regain her composure. Her attorney. U. Col. Howard her smelling sails. Mrs. 8mllh shuddered when a wicked-looking hunting knife was ntroduced. Her eyes filled with tear, when a n-year-old boy. son of a major and friend of Ihe Smllh family, testified. He said he heard Mrs. Smllh tell her huiband. two weeks before Ihe slaving. "Bom day I m going to kill you." The maid testified she found Ihe hunting knife and ga..-e It In Mrs. Sm h Iwo days before colonel Smith was stabbed. Mlsa Tanl, a eon and composed He contended luria- dlrtion lay o'.lh ihe Japanese courts. Ills mollrm wee overruled. II If Kj 2 px.i ll II Bf aa SUBPW'S t iaP' aTTS, tOMO 0) leui'Jt a JENNIftT J0NE COLOt Ca I- tw 1 pi" Editor Says H-Bomb Here ..?i"?.AP l,UTn' 'dltnr of an fh.ril ".'.lv!! 1",1,llc1"" concludes tlhnttheOnlled Slate, ha, hydro ijen hnmb more than twice aa powerful as Ihe atomic bomS nlDri; E"T.. """'""witch, editor "f the Bull.lln of Atomic Rcien- AtamL J1 ""n0l'"meni and t?'e rirrary ConimlMion and 'IX, """'"V'Pnrla on test explc vembe?" Emwetok AM '"V No- 1 In an article he wrote for the monthly publication, Dr rUblno. witch aald Sunday the U. S may ' 'if'ttwil".''"1 H-bomb m vas incrcaKed. ha? descX- ri,n:,rK"y. Cll,lnn clurlln." .221, ?J!. """." "m- Rlde...play,.. love y J B,"nt:-; ' efl.'.VTflea11 RodtO'."!, WMO-MASNA fr'edutll.n. prasant ' ffi- SUSAN HAYWARDROBERT Mlt t MANK MVUN . IUANOIi? y OISNIY CARTOON N4Wf a ' i in therine.nuel.ar research conlrlbuling