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Hollywood Stars Top Jokesters List
.. . .j Jack Benny who Then there waa
HOLLVWOOD (NEA Hot'V
wood's 195 howls: Marilyn
roT television, inllatlon end John
nie Ray Jokes dominated Holly
wood's 1951 Laugh Parade. Mari
lyn was uW( the comedians
just couldn't resist lor obvious
reason.
There was the RKO publicity
man who walked down one ot the
studio slreeu with Marilyn and
later was asked: "Hey. who was
that girl with 'u who was wan
Inn so horizontally?
.-J i U-HS JBCK
ald- "Marilyn reminds me of a
telephone switchboard. When rile
uaik all her hnes are biy.
Mari'vn got in a tew fast lines
A U& when she went to the
hospital lor an "PI'""1" '"v, ad
pinned note on her night ad
dressed to her three doctors. It
read: . ... ..... ..... v....
Please only tsse n
hen 'here was mis nenrmi
of a baby-sitler: -someone yuu
pay by the nour w waicu
siou."
rred Allen warned an Mini
'.!iiii alar, bronchi back by TV,
i mak another picture or
ihe liidlans ll Oel Vou."
Tlte summer season came to TV
and video alley laughed at:
H. ookt like a eummer
aLAMTH tL
AMERICAN CHINKI
tii at then tan:
fa. HH Far Oro'in Ta Take Cat
lea I. Let. Mar.
to." ta ...... placement (or a test patient."
f ..V'h.hemi used "Shi "a? wear-1 another child', ho,..-, with: ! have
ii:r a itress i-ui
you could see her kneecaps."
movie en television. Mama's third
husband Is In 11
There were as mam- TV jokes I 0n the Inllailon subject was the
as TV aerials in Hollywood: I housewives' lament : Too much
A couple pointed out Red 81-1 month left oer atier the end of
ton walking alone a Beverly Hills u,,, money.
street 10 iheir video-nimded four-1 -mis siRii appeared in a Beverly
vear-old. "Oosh. he's real.'' the m, ,irk.e,: - please Don't
hali-pint exclaimed. "I thought he i Atk Prlces. j Remain Friends"
At Ihe Mocambo somebody aald
a nnniVI
A movie queen suggested to her
agent that he try to get her hus
band on the "What's My Line'
show in which experts guess at the
professions o( contestants.
snarled, "that he does nothing."
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"Munev doe.-n't talk tnese oaa
it goes without saying."
It was Bob Hope who noticed
th first sien of surlna In Holly-
she wood "those Utile green things
lytarted poking llieir neaos oui m
Bmg Crosby's wallet."
People refused lo believe that
dollar bills carry germs on the
Iheory that a germ couldn't live
on a dollar bill today.
Johnnie Ray cried and people
laughed at:
A newiieel theater marquee
which read:
"Latest Flood Pictures Also
Johnnie Ry."
A bobby-soxer walked Into a mu
sic store and asked for tome Ray
records. The clerk beamed and
said: "A quart or a gallon?"
And these lines competed with
Marilyn Monroe's lines:
"The best wav for her to keep
her youth is not to Introduce him
to anybody."
-rinthes ran make a cirl into B
social success if they allow her to I
be seen In the best places." I
Science-fiction movies hit the box
office jackpot In 1952 and a writer i
went to a movie producer with ihls
novel idea: "It's a romance. Boy
meets girl. Boy loses Girl. Boy
Builds Girl."
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MARKY COX, Klamath Union Hia.h School Sophomora, it on
o( 14 candidates nominated for queen of h KU Swaathear?
Rail Saturday tvtninq. Marky ii tha daughter of Mr. and Mn.
Carl J. Cox, 2S0 Delta.
rhuto by rioyal
Mediators Fail in Dock Strike i
national
jonuary
event!
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NEW YORK Federal med-, Involved are three small locals
lators (ailed early today to bring .weighers, aamplera and acalesmen
about a settlement In a strike oil ol Ihe AFL International Long
AFL dock specialists, but their el-i shoremen's A'aocialion. The em-
forts brought some relaxation ol
picketing tactics which had threat
ened a major East Coast shipping
:ieup.
The mediators, after an eight-
nour marainon
started yesterday,
plovers are represented by the
American Weighmaatera Associa
tion. Union officials, after the media
tion session broke up. Issued a
session which I statement of their own saving they
said the union i would work tor any businessman
ancwi to go bark lo work pending who could use Iheir services wiih-
arbiirruon ol ine wage ana con
tract dispute but that the employ
ers rejected arbitration.
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COMMte IHf FAR! AND
YOU'LL CO Alt
out Roint through their emplnytra
The itrikers rfrr?d to their rm
ploytra as middlemen."
Th TXA lftderp t-tfd tht bu
lneumen pv th name rte their
employers normally rharued nd
said thm thin money vtould o Into
t .pecial Atnke fund.
The union leaders lo naul there
would he no mort picketing of
piers, with a few exception, un
less there were indications that un
authorized person mere weighing
and ftampllng bulk cargo.
The 500 ftlrlkera oull work Frldav
and promptly set up piekel line
mat
other
was work stoppage on aom 10
of Us active pier here. Cargo
handling was affected to a leer
extent at Boston. Baltimore. Phila
delphia. Hoboken, N. J, and Yon
kers, N. Y.
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Maid Heard n Smith Triof
Br WILLIAM C. NB iinru. aaid Bmilh. 4iar-old
TOKYO i A Jauanra niald I rhl'f ol Ut ulana and oprrationa
ana promptly aft up pirgai 'maa Dorolht Kru-'fixator, ot Uk oi.lica aaclKW o
t;i.l";"r,',iv "cirA bv i '"" ,'y "'V ! U. B. Far h,arli,uartr.. told
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antic ovar Hi avuig niuoana arnkle.
critd: . f Jul brfora lha Ulal r-w) W
"I'm " glad I did It!" "" dav, lh maid Irallflfd Mr.
Mra. Smith, daughter o( relird """'h aramk liravUy.
Otn. waller Kmgrr ot World War . Us ' ,n" Inmal attrmpt to
itha porta, and thera tu no mrk.i.i. ' ". ": 't Amir court did not Hava
Una yaawrday or Snturdav Army court martial on a cnargt 01 , juriMllclion
j tiava the raw dlamlurd en ground
r.xcpuon to the unlon'a no
picketing decision for today were
some ugar relinenea in New
York. Boaion. Philadelphia Balti
more and Savannah.
The union had a iked tor an un
snecllled wage doom, reduced from
an original demand of a 42-cent-an-hour
package increase. Federal
medlaiora aald the employers are
atandlng on an oiler o( a M-cenl-an-hour
package. Current wages
range (rom I1J7 lo gj.jo an hour.
Bright Shirt
Saves Life
..iH "-,M,-A bright ahlrt
"i III'" Jimmy DePalm.
Jimmy and Roger Oreen. I, ere
day when Jimmy fell in. He aank
"u" 'n, anouiina tor hln
E. Finn, who llve nr.'.h.
w.
M I U. . ..
I thought he aald aomethlng about
a dog falling In the canal. I knew
dogs could wlm but I walked over
anyway."
"I looked Into the water and
Cauaht a ellmn a .u.. .......
like a brightly colored ahlrl about ?' L'vl,,0' Nr" Yor cy. ve
v iii. u.iuer waier.
Finn Jumed Into the canal and
pulled the unconscious Jimmy out.
He was revived by artificial respiration.
ihertant up
to 3 inehot
without a ititch
toch liar
naatly icallepad
and Hitch finithtd .
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Caloneie" ocatatt rayon
toffeta . waihat
in a jiffy color-fail
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odiuilablo . . .
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PA MII?riM
CoodEvonlng It'o Mutual
TONIGHT
DRAMA
The Hardy Family
7:30 p.m.
r.lYOTGQY
5000 WATTS
1150 ON YOUR
DIAL. SERVING
YOU SINCE 1923
I Was A Communist
For The FBI
7:00 p.m.
COMEDY
Let George Do It
8:00 p.m.
murdering Col. Aubrey smith In
iheir Tokyo home the night ol Oct. j
i
The maid. Shlgrko Tanl. 31. leall.
tied she wrested a loot-long hunt
inr knife from Mrs. Bmilh and hid
ll in a downstaira living room. She I
said Smith was stabbed with the
hunting knife.
Miss Tanl, speaking in Japanese,
told the rune-member American
court:
She ran back to the Smiths' bed
room and lound Mrs. Smith hold
ing a small kitchen knile over the
bleeding colonel In his bed.
Mrs. Smith had Ihe knile In her
right hand and the colonel was
holding Mrs. Smith's right wrist.
Mra. Smith wept frequently at
today's opening session. Twice she
broke down In wracking aobs. Bhe
is 40 and the mother of two.
8he almost collapted when she
caught a glimpse of a grotesque,
after-death photograph of the colo
nel which the prosecution offered
in evidence. Al that time ahe
sobbed :
Oh. no! ll couldn't be They
wouldn't do thatl Oh, help!"
The courtroom was cleared for
five minutes until she could regain
her composure.
Her attorney. U. Col. Howard
her smelling sails.
Mrs. 8mllh shuddered when a
wicked-looking hunting knife was
ntroduced. Her eyes filled with
tear, when a n-year-old boy. son
of a major and friend of Ihe Smllh
family, testified. He said he heard
Mrs. Smllh tell her huiband. two
weeks before Ihe slaving. "Bom
day I m going to kill you."
The maid testified she found Ihe
hunting knife and ga..-e It In Mrs.
Sm h Iwo days before colonel
Smith was stabbed.
Mlsa Tanl, a eon and composed
He contended luria-
dlrtion lay o'.lh ihe Japanese
courts. Ills mollrm wee overruled.
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H-Bomb Here
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tlhnttheOnlled Slate, ha, hydro
ijen hnmb more than twice aa
powerful as Ihe atomic bomS
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"f the Bull.lln of Atomic Rcien-
AtamL J1 ""n0l'"meni and
t?'e rirrary ConimlMion and
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vembe?" Emwetok AM '"V No-
1 In an article he wrote for the
monthly publication, Dr rUblno.
witch aald Sunday the U. S may
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vas incrcaKed.
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