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PAGE FOUR HERALD AND NEWS, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON TUESDAY. AUGUST ft, 10S2 Theyll Do It Every Time" Ill unni V tUUO I II ., -I t r I I Mutr V-C FRANK JENKINS Editor Entered second class matter at the post office of Klamath Falls, Ore. oo August 30, 1906, under act ot Congress, March . 187 MEMBERS OP THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press Is entitled of all lbs local news printed In this bl'BSCKIFTIU.N BATES MAIL BY CARRIER I month' 1 S5 J month t l.SS 6 months L . $ 6.S0 ( months S (.10 1 year 1100 1 year 16J0 BILL-BOARD By BILL Blue notes In the news: Chris- tian Dior, the Parisian dress de signer, has come out of the ivory tower mouthing bis latest princi ples for women's dress during the coming fall and winter. I quote from the announcement by INS fashion edtor Nora Martin: "The prollle creations are de signed to streamline women like modern automobiles and airplanes with, curvy shoulders, stomachs and hips. Sounds pretty bad,-doesn't It? And that's not the . worst of it. Miss Martin goes on to tell us poor perspirintt males that . evening gowns -will be strapless and have large bell sxtrts tnat look as it' they were being worn over super balloon tires. I presume it will be the duty of the male to run his wife or girl friend into the shop every thousand miles for a grease change and tune up. Mr. Dior has not only dipped into the mechanic's handybook for his newest fashions but has bor rowed a page out or the past. Hie women will also wear stiffened bustles on hip curves. This will serve a double purpose. It will give that' curvy, look. .that -.fashion - 4 Mr. Dior) demands and will send thousands of housewives scuttling into the dark and dismal comers, ot the attic to fetch out Auntie Cecilie's bustle in which she was married in '09. I presume that the men will turn to narrower ties and borrow grand- napuys diamond stickpin. Any- thing, just so they dos t, bring back the derby nat . CAUGHT In , r , - , By D-V 1st enough for you?" 0 ' That's not a question to you, reader, but Is Introductory to the suggestion that such a salutation doesnt call for any answer other than a return greeting, which may or may- not Include a reference to the weather at your discretion. ihe ' time honored greeting, "How do you do?" is in Itself a question. If it were answered each time if each person you greeted did tell yu exactly how he did the salutation would soon go Into umw. ' The 'greeting that probably 1 most often used these days bar ring the "Hot enough for you?" or "Cold enough for you?" at cer tain seasons falls in the same category. That's the expression. now are you? Some individuals have a stock answer for that one, "Fine." In fact, with some individuals it's -become such a pat answer that If you say, "Hello," they'll say, "Fine." One acquaintance of ours has fun with these things. If you say, Pacific Pact Talks Continue HONOLULU W The foreign ministers of the U. S., Australia and New Zealand continue discus sion Tuesday of "areas of common concern in the Pacific bounded by sucn irouoiea spots as Korea, Indo-China and Malava. A spokesman for the diplomats saia it was too early to name any area unaer Qiscussion. With U. S. Secretary of State Dean Acheson as chairman, Aus tralian Minister for External Af fairs Richard C. Casey, and New Zealand s Minister ot External Affairs T. Clifton Webb, began implementing a tnree-power mutu aJ defense pact Monday. ANZUS initials of the three countries concerned was officially approved as a name for the treaty ana lis aaminisiering council. The general objective Is to es tablish "the simplest and most informal" political organization which can effectively fulfill the council s ODiigations. The foreign ministers indicated they will complete their discus sions of areas of common concern before setting up a military liaison organization to carry out pledges ui mutual oeiense. ine mutual oeiense- pact was signed in San Francisco last Bepiemoer. Girl Killed In Car Crash - SALEM Of) A car plunged off a road nine miles north of Albany Monday, killing a passenger. Anne Louise Woodmansee, 19. of Salem. Driver of the car, J. R, Wikoff, also of Salem, suffered shock and face cuts. Miss Woodmansee was the daughter of a Salem dentist, Dr. A. D. Woodmansee. Aa organiuHoa famous for low-eoal automobile insurance bocaua it alma to Incur only "leaf costly" enreful drivtrg. Call n for more information . . . Wm. N. Goes, Dlalrlct Afanl 11.13 MaSlaaa Phont J61 Ml 'am HUM Humana laaaraaaa Ca. rhlr IS : Ji STATE ; 5wh ARM? BILL JENKINS Managing Editor exclusively to the use for publication newspaper as well as all AP news. JENKINS Mark Smith, city councilman and distributor of oil marketing equipment, is worried about the heat. Reason? He has to go over in the Willamette .. valley where temperatures have been hovering around the hundred mark and put a new roof on the barn at his farm there. "Morning and evening work. says Mark. "Maybe it'll be cooler men. Brace up. old boy. After all. the last time that barn had a roof on it was in 1915. So If you do It this yew It won t be due again until 1988. And by then it may be cooler. See where the Swiss are engi neering another attempt to scale Mount Everest. AU well and good and we hope they make it But there is one question we'd like to ask. What have you got when you get to the top? Outside a long walk back and a pair of frostbitten feet? Science has spent dec tides de veloping the airplane so that man could duplicate tne nignt oi me birds. Billions upon billions of dol lar have been poured into the pro tect, so now you can tiy over w erest in an hour and bo back with a cud of hot tea and your slippers on oeiore s nicer can cut out step In the ice. So why don't they fly over it and take a gander? Maybe some people just like to walk. Me, I got better uses for what little energy remains in the old body that climbing mountains 'just so I could say Id been there. The ROUNDS ADDISON "Hello, Jim. how are you?" the answer invariaoiy wiii be, "Wny, I think I'm pretty good," with the accent on the first "I". " (In greeting him we've learned to Just give a plain, "Hello," and let it go at that. I Now, if you still insist on a straight answer, and if you ask, "Hot enough for you?" the answer from here is, "Just right." Scatter-brained teenagers who do goofy things and who get into trou ble (as teenagers have from time immemorial) also. get Into the news. " . -, Just to even things up a bit, we herewith award a gold star to Shannon Oldham, for placing third in state competition in the Junior Chamber's Road-e-o. This is a na tional safe driving contest.. The bum joke that has been go ing the rounds since Fatpants Fa rouk got kicked out of Egypt there are omy five kings left: ine King of England, the King of Spades, The King of hearts, the King ot Diamonds and the King of Clubs is a bum Joxe. For one thing, there are a lot more kings than those mentioned. For another thing, there ain't no King of England. The titular ruler ol England is the good Queen Bess II, whose husband is Consort,' not King. A five alarm forest fire alert went out from forest lookouts dur ing a thunder storm last week. It turned out to be a mass of steam arising from rain falling on hot forest terrain, not smoke from a lightning kindled fire a phenome non not within the ken of forest lookouts. We know another story about steam from a hot rock but will let that one go. If Fire Guns II Start Blazes Youngsters playing with "fire guns" yesterday took the blame for a rash of small grass fires in the California Avenue area. The fire guns were voluntarily surrendered to a city firemen by the boys. The little guns, which shoot flaming matches for several feet, were made from spring-type clothes pins. Most of the grass fires were stamped out by the youngsters as soon as thy started. But one got out of hand and had to be doused by a city firemen. The firemen then obtained the fire guns from the boys and secured their prom ise to find safer playthings. KINDERGARTEN HARMFUL ' WINNIPEG:. Canada Ut School officials here say starting a child in Kindergarten too soon can handi cap him in the next grade. They say it takes a mental age of 6'i years to handle the reading program in the first grade. 7 PUT 5 !ij Round Trip go.,0 D K OneWoy luttat C arT WWErt SAXIE NODfi WAS TRVlrJ3 TO 6ET STARTED, TWr BCOrOskS A6CHTS WJLONT EVEN USTEM TO UIA A TOTEM-TAKE AT ACVrCB lP" IU TMEMC!l ?TST n THXIWU V FIRE CWX?TME-IT OR SOME- Z ZS tNOeR W ? HOOKY. e ... 4 'X vc: : -?isn- --,, I ' 'V. Y'wi M- ' ' rati avi3ww :: T"bnH-- THIS NEW POOL U 1oeUo! en the Peiueek ranch, 2'i miles . beyond Lerell, . ut fhn side of the eld CCC camp. In (ho above photo, that's Roundup Princess Carol Hamilton sitting on the sido of the pool. In the foreground is the wading pool. The lower photo showr II to rl lifeguards Harry -Craig and Doreen Lindsay with Mrs. Miriam Potuetlc, pool operator. Hundreds See New Swim Site LANGELL VALLEY Several hundred persons attended the grand opening of the Twin Springs swimming pool on the Joe Potucek place, neid sunaay aiternoon. The pool, all concreted In and with diving boards and youngsters' wading area, is one of the finest outdoor plunges In Southern Ore gon. Lifeguards are on duty at all times. The erand ODenins drew many flowers from well-wishers tnrougn. out the Basin, according to reports, Loose Fender Causes Vreck A car and a log truck were dam aged in a freakish accident this morning on Oregon K three miles east ot oiene. The car, 1951 Chevrolet sedan operated by Ira Stephen Richard Ralston, Route 1 Box 117, Bonanza, was going east on the highway when the Diamond T log truck, coming west, rounded a curve. The truck was driven by Paul Kanna, 3021 La Verne. As the truck got by the curve its left front wheel came off and slammed into Ralston's ear. The truck piled up off the right side of the road. There were no injuries. ALL DRESS HATS VaOFF OREUJS 733 Main a -. i f il wt ' r ONE-WAY TRAFFIC SALEM im A one-way traffic system will be employed to speed traffic to and from Oregon's state fair which opens Aug. 30, Fair Manager Leo Spitzbart said Mon day. Some of Salem's worst traf fic Jams In the past have occurred during heavy attendance at the fair. f - -. t , S-rrnv TTTTTTT'TTTTTrTT ICKIIN BAM art here t i line to Im run you bie all the Tsrittles of Crescent Spices you need. For Crescent is the word for pickle flavor! CrescentMixcdPicklingSpice with its fancy appearance and choice spice Ttricty. Stick Cln. nimon in slim, uniform quills to dress up pickled fruits; Celery and Mustard Seed for CRESCENT SPICES AA - AA'AAAA wv.rx in THE WALL TO WO HIM. -- tit, r", TUNE-UP (LABOR) $4.95 DUGAN & MEST 522 So. tin "Rrctdind Buttuj,"tnd all the other wMi spirit in (he blue and white Crescent ctrtonsa- Crescent Select Ground Spices are equally as distinctive in ths (iror they girt lo pickles. rill ejCIPls AND J 1AIIII Writtjtr AlatraT Btll'l frit Pickli Ricipii. Criutnt MJg, ' CtrnfMy, Small 4$ V'lhinffn. FLAVORS MAPLEINEl - vAa - AalAJ I m ass , -m-- NEW YORK 11 The tired businessmen at lit has a Flor ence Mghilngalo of Ills verv own. tilie l Ut. tiata M. Joiilan, a lady doctor from Boaton, who la leading candidate for the woman of (no year In IB5J. What have the Itopubllosn or Democratic parties done lor the tired . busiiieMinaii? Nulhliig. lie Isn't even mentioned In their plat forms, and he can walk a plank for all they care. But Dr. Jordan, one of the coun try's top female ulivalcUna. has come up with a concrete program w make we iiieu bualiicaaniau feel leas tired. For years Ihe tired businessman has been a misunderstood figure, subject to puullo laughter and Ihe loud Jeer. Everybody suspected that he was really a tav dog wornoul from too much nlav rather than too much work. It got so that even the owner of a hamburger atntul becume afraid lo cuimtluln about his fallen arches for fear he would be la beled aa a social climber trying lo pretend he was "a tired busi nessman." But Dr. Jordan has nut the stamp of medical authority on the fact that the tired businessman really is tired. And her prescription is: lie ought to lake It ca.iv and pamper himself more. specifically Ihe ingredienta in her prescription for biutlneasmrn over 50 Include: ill the hnbll of taking one or two rcUxlng drinks lv: i3i restful one - month vacations twice a year: 8 a lei surely noon lunch, followed bv a nap: M) momenta of relaxation between buslresa anoolnlmrnts to break the tension of the work dav. These are sound, sensible rec ommendations. The only quarrel the avernite fellow will have with them la this: Why wait until I am 50? Let's start living that wav now." There Is aonie llf-llf K-ration for this viewpoint, aa all Impartial sur veys show that the ordinary ner- son who starts earning ma living at 31 begins to feel tired before Oh. . (p. Regardless of Ihe cause, pain is unpleasant, but pain Is one way In which nature allows mat something Is wrong. All through nistory people nave Irlcd lo find ways to avoid It or eliminate It, and relief of pain la one of Ihe major functions of tlie medical profession. To some extent pain may be considered as useful or as uaeleoa. Although no one likes to aulfrr pain, there are many occasona In which It la Important as a clue to some serious condition. For ex ample, the Dalit ol acute append. cilia, while It nvay not be severe, is Important in making a diag nosis. Tie place where the psln la felt helps the doctor lo decide the cause. Consequently, the too early use of a drug to relieve the pain can make Ihe diagnosis dilflcuit and may prevent the- early re moval of the diseased appendix and result In serious complica tions. The location and nature of the Blea-!Pasiapssi--ia l.iiaJWISBaasTaaiB Ri.onnMOBii.i-: at f..oi.f.h KLAMATH FALLS The Eagles Lodge Is sponsoring the August vlsii of the Red Oiusa Blooaino bile to Klamath Falls. They wish to schedule X15 donors: the hours are 4 p.m. lo 8 p.m. Tuesday, Aug. 13, at the Eagles Hall, Oth anu Klamath. For many yeara before' the Red Cross blood program was estab llshed In Klamath Falls, the Ea gles Lodge helped pioneer the vol unteer blood donor program for lo cal needs. Each member was typed and was on call by the hospitals. Since the Red Cross program has become effective Eagles have been loyal oonors gi eacn vIsji.'.Munv local families have benefited by their public service, and we would like to suggest that this is an op portunity to show that It has been appreciated by the recipients. Call 714 or S2I3 for en appointment. Let us all help make "Eagles Day" a success. Modelyn Hwaney, Blood Program Chairman, niamaih fjouniy t.bapter, American Red Cross GEORGE DIDN'T DO IT KLAMATH FALLS I wish lo tell lo the Editor so that every body may know what took place. Last Sunday morning I 1 had a dream about the Crater murder. The dream was explained by Old Mountain's man named Oeorrre Dunkln. He knew nothing about the two men that were murdered. very sincerely as ever, Gust P. Vourchis HEW ROYAL Wind's No.l Port ilk ibeel Mf (aavMlltal rirfrl tsdeyl PleMtrOfHctStff 7412 (Only Portable witn, HACIC MARGIN j U.t-P.I.Ofst. a' Ills 31ud blrlhrtav, Often a aensallon of rniiiil ran be noted evrn before he drawa his first paycheck. Alter that time U merely ueeprna It. What Dr. Jordan may have In advertently done la opru the tloor to a great revolution In the Ameri can biulness olllre. Since the office It) a man'a work a dav home. II should have all the facilities of a well appointed home and aocial club a bur, a library, some card tublrs ami pin bull machliira, and a lew com fortable couches. I don't know whether Dr. Jordan has made any research Into what makes the tiled busllic.-uiiiail tired. But 1 have. Mv theory, based on long ob servation, Is that Ihe avrrajie character In the olflte soo, be lie boss or hired hand, bv the llml latlona of the hitman animal actu ally can work hard only five hours in his rluht hour day. The other three hours he anemia nretendlna to be busy mailing papers, walking bark and forth lo the water cooler, lldgeting at nis desk. It la these three hours of acting that cause so much tension and send the biislneasman home so tired he Is even ready lo talk back to his wife. A three hour dallv atlnl on the lane Is an ordeal even lor a pro fessional actor. What kind of a strain must It be then for the millions of amateurs In Amrrlran offices? The real wav lo cure Ihe llrrd husliirsaman Is lo take this burden of pretense olf hla back. SnmehrKlv oui'llt to net ' lira an i experimental office In hlch ev erybody hits the lob hard from Il .SO until noon, and from 3 P. m.. I until 5 p. in The rest of the time they would be free In lunch, take nana, play gin rummy or make love to each other. I don't know how lone an olllre set uti on that basis would stsv In business. Put nnbodv would go home tired. And the boss would have lo pay them double even to lorce them to lake a vocation. $jDhdan pain in many other parts of Ihe tHKly la also hrlplul lo the physi cian. Pain extending down Ihe arm la an Important symptom of disease ot the coronary arteries uch as angina pectoris or coro nary Ihromboels. Pain under the right shoulder blade may auggrst the presence of a diseased gullbladdrr. In these and many other ways, therelore, pain can be helplul rather than harmful In diagnosis and eventual cure. But pain can be and often la useless. The pain of an advanced cancer, for example, does not help in diagnosis nor does it aid in treatment. Once Ihe diagnosis ol the underlying disease has been made, the paUl which 11 causes Is of little value lo physicians and a serious problem lo Ue suffering patient. In useless naln. the naln. killing drugs are particularly. Iiuportant bru aucii nuia mruiciucs as Sav plrln can be helpful. The stronger psin-k tiling drugs are Invaluable, but most of tliem eventually produce a cravlmr or habit, ao ihcy should not be taken except when all ol the fac tors causing the pain have been siuulcu anu weigheu uy a compe tent authority. Practically no one goes through life without at some time or ether having aulferrd from pain of vary uig degrees of severity, even if only a temporary headache. Pain will alwaya be with us. but over the centuries It has proved possible lo bring relief more often and more promptly. either by correcting the cattle or using more effective drugs. BARBERS FIFTH GENERATION BELLEVILLE, III. 11 An 3-year-old Hotel Belleville- barber, Fred P. Bub, believes he has set a record after M years of clipping. Bub now Is barbenng the filth generation of one Bellevlle family named Rogers. The Importeace ef Rellf lea end Politic! Ceme end Hear the Answer Wlllart) Haiti Wed., :30 P.M. Dinner Meet Fer Reservation Phene 1403 Speniored by Democratic Club MONTHLY ... PAYMENTS 5400 e I mil AS LOW , Price eeotsa) h for Atro'lerk modtl el Hluilrolssla Come in today ind drive Amerlct'a truly new, most sensational car. Liberal allowance on your old car will probably make 'down payment! ' ' ckw Willys s LEE HUFF MOTOR CO. 603 So. 6th Sr. ' WAnlllNOTON Ml Il mini have been the free arltlrlan, from practically everybody that upset Hie politicians, momentarily, 'limy are talking of making Ihe iM con. veiltloiia belter, Uul with four years to regain control ol Ihemaclvca they should be able to krrp Improvements to a minimum. 'Inere'a a reason lor mil rushing, as anyone who looks 500 years ahead call ee. 'His crlllca have brru particu larly liaish about Ihe mass demon, stinlloiis thai followed Ihe brief, joinlniiie iiian-who nominating s)crchca, 'lhry have labeled these rlola on the liour as phony as a boat with I uubrr oars slme Hie Uelrgatoi watird ao calmly for Ihe signal to become hysterical and soma woro several candidates' bulloiu. Hut In 3,4113 A, U. an anlhropolo. gist llllslll leri tills Siemacle Was mi invaluable link between Hit early American tribal dances and the inaliiig call, of the albatro.se. lis the economists and sociolo gists ol thai tune who nilghi run into dllflrulty determining the pre cise kinuilli anie ol Ihe bullous of Iwu candidates on Ihe lapel of one delegate. To the economist II would be pretty good prool that Americans ol today hau a fervrnl lalllt lit personal Insurance while Uie aocu loglst might consider those two bullous as evidence of the will to wui, no matter who wins. The ilelrgatra who repeatedly In Iciiilplrd too pioverdiux Willi da muluia Ihut their delriatlono be polled have been aci'iired ol alall nig lor time or just wauling lo be sern oh TV. But in Ma years a few. hours or days lost in I ilia or 1DH conven tions won l serin iiuporiaiu. bo ins polling ot tlctngaiiuiua Is not a prob. Inn J or those politicians who worry about how woll look to our de acelKlsuta. 'llils doesn't mean vigorous steps shouldn't be taken to ptovide moie TV lime lor thone delegates wlio ask lor polling only becauso thoy like lo be In locus. Hie broadcasting companies, which haiilly ever acorn lo men tion money in coiuiecllun with TV time, could help oui ui this prub lem al no expense lo the delegates. If they set up private rooms with TV cameras, one for each dele gate, each could be seen Individ ually by ihe folks bark home as oiled as he pleased, although the rooms might have to be kepi open on a round-the-clock basis. And II would be shortsighted in deed lo tamper with tne conven tion oiatory which the critics so sourly regarded aa bombast and contempt mr the Intelligence of ths listening public. These oralora wonderlully almp lily problems which might oilier wu.e seem hopelessly complex lo a public pushed to know whom lo blame and whom to praise for what happened in Ihe past lour years. They do this by dividing the political world into salnis and sin ners. And II one orator sounds exactly 1 1 o all the othcra It's prob ably only because he wishes to bring those people up to date who tuned In late, aud not because he couldn't think o anything better. The Republicans, of course, made It fairly clear that while they hod cornered lire wing and halo market, thai red glow and crack' ling sound was smelly in the Democratic lurnace room. And. as Usual, when It came time lor their convention the Dem ocrats compfetely reversed this picture, thus making It twice as hard for the general public lo know where the truth lay, If any. Constipation Gone Regular as a Clock T suffered from constipation alnea Childhood. But for live past several years I have been eating all-si ana am regular as a r clock. It's a pleasure I to tell others about I AtL-BSAH." Mrs. Julia Bowen, P.O. Box 733, Jacksonville, Pla. Another one of many thousands oi unso-1 Uelted letters from I Ati-ssAW users. If you suffer from constipation due to lack of dietary bulk, try this easy, pleasant plan: eat an ounce (about (i cup) ef totisty, crispy Kellogg'a AU-aart dally, drink plenty of liquids. If you are not completely satisfied after 10 dova, return empty box to Kellogg's, Battle Creek. Mich. Get DOUBLE YOUR MONEY BACK I a- Dallnrad to Yew Dear, AS local least, II aay, satra. Klamath Falls, Oregon
