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HERALD AND NEWS, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
TUESDAY. AUGUST ft, 10S2
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Editor
Entered second class matter at the post office of Klamath Falls, Ore.
oo August 30, 1906, under act ot Congress, March . 187
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Blue notes In the news: Chris-
tian Dior, the Parisian dress de
signer, has come out of the ivory
tower mouthing bis latest princi
ples for women's dress during the
coming fall and winter. I quote
from the announcement by INS
fashion edtor Nora Martin:
"The prollle creations are de
signed to streamline women like
modern automobiles and airplanes
with, curvy shoulders, stomachs
and hips.
Sounds pretty bad,-doesn't It?
And that's not the . worst of it.
Miss Martin goes on to tell us poor
perspirintt males that . evening
gowns -will be strapless and have
large bell sxtrts tnat look as it'
they were being worn over super
balloon tires. I presume it will be
the duty of the male to run his
wife or girl friend into the shop
every thousand miles for a grease
change and tune up.
Mr. Dior has not only dipped
into the mechanic's handybook for
his newest fashions but has bor
rowed a page out or the past. Hie
women will also wear stiffened
bustles on hip curves. This will
serve a double purpose. It will
give that' curvy, look. .that -.fashion
- 4 Mr. Dior) demands and will send
thousands of housewives scuttling
into the dark and dismal comers,
ot the attic to fetch out Auntie
Cecilie's bustle in which she was
married in '09.
I presume that the men will turn
to narrower ties and borrow grand-
napuys diamond stickpin. Any-
thing, just so they dos t, bring back
the derby nat .
CAUGHT In
, r , - , By D-V
1st enough for you?"
0
' That's not a question to you,
reader, but Is Introductory to the
suggestion that such a salutation
doesnt call for any answer other
than a return greeting, which may
or may- not Include a reference to
the weather at your discretion.
ihe ' time honored greeting,
"How do you do?" is in Itself a
question. If it were answered each
time if each person you greeted
did tell yu exactly how he did
the salutation would soon go Into
umw.
' The 'greeting that probably 1
most often used these days bar
ring the "Hot enough for you?" or
"Cold enough for you?" at cer
tain seasons falls in the same
category. That's the expression.
now are you?
Some individuals have a stock
answer for that one, "Fine." In
fact, with some individuals it's -become
such a pat answer that If
you say, "Hello," they'll say,
"Fine."
One acquaintance of ours has
fun with these things. If you say,
Pacific Pact
Talks Continue
HONOLULU W The foreign
ministers of the U. S., Australia
and New Zealand continue discus
sion Tuesday of "areas of common
concern in the Pacific bounded by
sucn irouoiea spots as Korea,
Indo-China and Malava.
A spokesman for the diplomats
saia it was too early to name any
area unaer Qiscussion.
With U. S. Secretary of State
Dean Acheson as chairman, Aus
tralian Minister for External Af
fairs Richard C. Casey, and New
Zealand s Minister ot External
Affairs T. Clifton Webb, began
implementing a tnree-power mutu
aJ defense pact Monday.
ANZUS initials of the three
countries concerned was officially
approved as a name for the treaty
ana lis aaminisiering council.
The general objective Is to es
tablish "the simplest and most
informal" political organization
which can effectively fulfill the
council s ODiigations.
The foreign ministers indicated
they will complete their discus
sions of areas of common concern
before setting up a military liaison
organization to carry out pledges
ui mutual oeiense.
ine mutual oeiense- pact was
signed in San Francisco last
Bepiemoer.
Girl Killed
In Car Crash -
SALEM Of) A car plunged off
a road nine miles north of Albany
Monday, killing a passenger. Anne
Louise Woodmansee, 19. of Salem.
Driver of the car, J. R, Wikoff,
also of Salem, suffered shock and
face cuts.
Miss Woodmansee was the
daughter of a Salem dentist, Dr.
A. D. Woodmansee.
Aa organiuHoa famous for low-eoal
automobile insurance bocaua it alma
to Incur only "leaf costly" enreful
drivtrg. Call n for more information . . .
Wm. N. Goes,
Dlalrlct Afanl
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BILL JENKINS
Managing Editor
exclusively to the use for publication
newspaper as well as all AP news.
JENKINS
Mark Smith, city councilman
and distributor of oil marketing
equipment, is worried about the
heat. Reason? He has to go over
in the Willamette .. valley where
temperatures have been hovering
around the hundred mark and put
a new roof on the barn at his farm
there.
"Morning and evening work.
says Mark. "Maybe it'll be cooler
men.
Brace up. old boy. After all. the
last time that barn had a roof on
it was in 1915. So If you do It this
yew It won t be due again until
1988. And by then it may be cooler.
See where the Swiss are engi
neering another attempt to scale
Mount Everest. AU well and good
and we hope they make it
But there is one question we'd
like to ask. What have you got
when you get to the top? Outside
a long walk back and a pair of
frostbitten feet?
Science has spent dec tides de
veloping the airplane so that man
could duplicate tne nignt oi me
birds. Billions upon billions of dol
lar have been poured into the pro
tect, so now you can tiy over w
erest in an hour and bo back with
a cud of hot tea and your slippers
on oeiore s nicer can cut out
step In the ice. So why don't they
fly over it and take a gander?
Maybe some people just like to
walk. Me, I got better uses for
what little energy remains in the
old body that climbing mountains
'just so I could say Id been there.
The ROUNDS
ADDISON
"Hello, Jim. how are you?" the
answer invariaoiy wiii be, "Wny,
I think I'm pretty good," with the
accent on the first "I". "
(In greeting him we've learned
to Just give a plain, "Hello," and
let it go at that. I
Now, if you still insist on a
straight answer, and if you ask,
"Hot enough for you?" the answer
from here is, "Just right."
Scatter-brained teenagers who do
goofy things and who get into trou
ble (as teenagers have from time
immemorial) also. get Into the
news. " . -,
Just to even things up a bit,
we herewith award a gold star to
Shannon Oldham, for placing third
in state competition in the Junior
Chamber's Road-e-o. This is a na
tional safe driving contest..
The bum joke that has been go
ing the rounds since Fatpants Fa
rouk got kicked out of Egypt there
are omy five kings left: ine King
of England, the King of Spades,
The King of hearts, the King ot
Diamonds and the King of Clubs
is a bum Joxe.
For one thing, there are a lot
more kings than those mentioned.
For another thing, there ain't no
King of England. The titular ruler
ol England is the good Queen Bess
II, whose husband is Consort,' not
King.
A five alarm forest fire alert
went out from forest lookouts dur
ing a thunder storm last week. It
turned out to be a mass of steam
arising from rain falling on hot
forest terrain, not smoke from a
lightning kindled fire a phenome
non not within the ken of forest
lookouts.
We know another story about
steam from a hot rock but will
let that one go.
If
Fire Guns
II
Start Blazes
Youngsters playing with "fire
guns" yesterday took the blame
for a rash of small grass fires in
the California Avenue area.
The fire guns were voluntarily
surrendered to a city firemen by
the boys. The little guns, which
shoot flaming matches for several
feet, were made from spring-type
clothes pins.
Most of the grass fires were
stamped out by the youngsters as
soon as thy started. But one got
out of hand and had to be doused
by a city firemen. The firemen
then obtained the fire guns from
the boys and secured their prom
ise to find safer playthings.
KINDERGARTEN HARMFUL '
WINNIPEG:. Canada Ut School
officials here say starting a child
in Kindergarten too soon can handi
cap him in the next grade. They
say it takes a mental age of
6'i years to handle the reading
program in the first grade.
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WWErt SAXIE NODfi WAS TRVlrJ3 TO
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THIS NEW POOL U 1oeUo!
en the Peiueek ranch, 2'i
miles . beyond Lerell, . ut
fhn side of the eld CCC
camp. In (ho above photo,
that's Roundup Princess
Carol Hamilton sitting on
the sido of the pool. In the
foreground is the wading
pool. The lower photo showr
II to rl lifeguards Harry
-Craig and Doreen Lindsay
with Mrs. Miriam Potuetlc,
pool operator.
Hundreds See
New Swim Site
LANGELL VALLEY Several
hundred persons attended the
grand opening of the Twin Springs
swimming pool on the Joe Potucek
place, neid sunaay aiternoon.
The pool, all concreted In and
with diving boards and youngsters'
wading area, is one of the finest
outdoor plunges In Southern Ore
gon. Lifeguards are on duty at all
times.
The erand ODenins drew many
flowers from well-wishers tnrougn.
out the Basin, according to reports,
Loose Fender
Causes Vreck
A car and a log truck were dam
aged in a freakish accident this
morning on Oregon K three miles
east ot oiene.
The car, 1951 Chevrolet sedan
operated by Ira Stephen Richard
Ralston, Route 1 Box 117, Bonanza,
was going east on the highway
when the Diamond T log truck,
coming west, rounded a curve. The
truck was driven by Paul Kanna,
3021 La Verne.
As the truck got by the curve
its left front wheel came off and
slammed into Ralston's ear.
The truck piled up off the right
side of the road. There were no
injuries.
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ONE-WAY TRAFFIC
SALEM im A one-way traffic
system will be employed to speed
traffic to and from Oregon's state
fair which opens Aug. 30, Fair
Manager Leo Spitzbart said Mon
day. Some of Salem's worst traf
fic Jams In the past have occurred
during heavy attendance at the
fair.
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NEW YORK 11 The tired
businessmen at lit has a Flor
ence Mghilngalo of Ills verv own.
tilie l Ut. tiata M. Joiilan, a
lady doctor from Boaton, who la
leading candidate for the woman
of (no year In IB5J.
What have the Itopubllosn or
Democratic parties done lor the
tired . busiiieMinaii? Nulhliig. lie
Isn't even mentioned In their plat
forms, and he can walk a plank
for all they care.
But Dr. Jordan, one of the coun
try's top female ulivalcUna. has
come up with a concrete program
w make we iiieu bualiicaaniau
feel leas tired.
For years Ihe tired businessman
has been a misunderstood figure,
subject to puullo laughter and Ihe
loud Jeer.
Everybody suspected that he
was really a tav dog wornoul from
too much nlav rather than too
much work.
It got so that even the owner
of a hamburger atntul becume
afraid lo cuimtluln about his fallen
arches for fear he would be la
beled aa a social climber trying
lo pretend he was "a tired busi
nessman." But Dr. Jordan has nut the
stamp of medical authority on the
fact that the tired businessman
really is tired.
And her prescription is: lie
ought to lake It ca.iv and pamper
himself more.
specifically Ihe ingredienta in
her prescription for biutlneasmrn
over 50 Include: ill the hnbll of
taking one or two rcUxlng drinks
lv: i3i restful one - month
vacations twice a year: 8 a lei
surely noon lunch, followed bv a
nap: M) momenta of relaxation
between buslresa anoolnlmrnts to
break the tension of the work dav.
These are sound, sensible rec
ommendations. The only quarrel
the avernite fellow will have with
them la this:
Why wait until I am 50? Let's
start living that wav now."
There Is aonie llf-llf K-ration for
this viewpoint, aa all Impartial sur
veys show that the ordinary ner-
son who starts earning ma living
at 31 begins to feel tired before
Oh. . (p.
Regardless of Ihe cause, pain
is unpleasant, but pain Is one
way In which nature allows mat
something Is wrong. All through
nistory people nave Irlcd lo find
ways to avoid It or eliminate It,
and relief of pain la one of Ihe
major functions of tlie medical
profession.
To some extent pain may be
considered as useful or as uaeleoa.
Although no one likes to aulfrr
pain, there are many occasona In
which It la Important as a clue to
some serious condition. For ex
ample, the Dalit ol acute append.
cilia, while It nvay not be severe,
is Important in making a diag
nosis.
Tie place where the psln la felt
helps the doctor lo decide the
cause. Consequently, the too early
use of a drug to relieve the pain
can make Ihe diagnosis dilflcuit
and may prevent the- early re
moval of the diseased appendix
and result In serious complica
tions.
The location and nature of the
Blea-!Pasiapssi--ia l.iiaJWISBaasTaaiB
Ri.onnMOBii.i-: at f..oi.f.h
KLAMATH FALLS The Eagles
Lodge Is sponsoring the August
vlsii of the Red Oiusa Blooaino
bile to Klamath Falls. They wish
to schedule X15 donors: the hours
are 4 p.m. lo 8 p.m. Tuesday,
Aug. 13, at the Eagles Hall, Oth
anu Klamath.
For many yeara before' the Red
Cross blood program was estab
llshed In Klamath Falls, the Ea
gles Lodge helped pioneer the vol
unteer blood donor program for lo
cal needs. Each member was typed
and was on call by the hospitals.
Since the Red Cross program has
become effective Eagles have been
loyal oonors gi eacn vIsji.'.Munv
local families have benefited by
their public service, and we would
like to suggest that this is an op
portunity to show that It has been
appreciated by the recipients. Call
714 or S2I3 for en appointment.
Let us all help make "Eagles Day"
a success.
Modelyn Hwaney,
Blood Program Chairman,
niamaih fjouniy t.bapter,
American Red Cross
GEORGE DIDN'T DO IT
KLAMATH FALLS I wish lo
tell lo the Editor so that every
body may know what took place.
Last Sunday morning I 1 had a
dream about the Crater murder.
The dream was explained by
Old Mountain's man named Oeorrre
Dunkln. He knew nothing about
the two men that were murdered.
very sincerely as ever,
Gust P. Vourchis
HEW ROYAL
Wind's No.l Port
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HACIC MARGIN j
U.t-P.I.Ofst. a'
Ills 31ud blrlhrtav,
Often a aensallon of rniiiil ran
be noted evrn before he drawa
his first paycheck. Alter that time
U merely ueeprna It.
What Dr. Jordan may have In
advertently done la opru the tloor
to a great revolution In the Ameri
can biulness olllre.
Since the office It) a man'a work
a dav home. II should have all
the facilities of a well appointed
home and aocial club a bur, a
library, some card tublrs ami pin
bull machliira, and a lew com
fortable couches.
I don't know whether Dr. Jordan
has made any research Into what
makes the tiled busllic.-uiiiail tired.
But 1 have.
Mv theory, based on long ob
servation, Is that Ihe avrrajie
character In the olflte soo, be lie
boss or hired hand, bv the llml
latlona of the hitman animal actu
ally can work hard only five hours
in his rluht hour day.
The other three hours he anemia
nretendlna to be busy mailing
papers, walking bark and forth lo
the water cooler, lldgeting at nis
desk.
It la these three hours of acting
that cause so much tension and
send the biislneasman home so
tired he Is even ready lo talk back
to his wife.
A three hour dallv atlnl on the
lane Is an ordeal even lor a pro
fessional actor. What kind of a
strain must It be then for the
millions of amateurs In Amrrlran
offices?
The real wav lo cure Ihe llrrd
husliirsaman Is lo take this burden
of pretense olf hla back.
SnmehrKlv oui'llt to net ' lira an
i experimental office In hlch ev
erybody hits the lob hard from
Il .SO until noon, and from 3 P. m..
I until 5 p. in The rest of the time
they would be free In lunch, take
nana, play gin rummy or make
love to each other.
I don't know how lone an olllre
set uti on that basis would stsv
In business. Put nnbodv would go
home tired. And the boss would
have lo pay them double even to
lorce them to lake a vocation.
$jDhdan
pain in many other parts of Ihe
tHKly la also hrlplul lo the physi
cian. Pain extending down Ihe
arm la an Important symptom of
disease ot the coronary arteries
uch as angina pectoris or coro
nary Ihromboels.
Pain under the right shoulder
blade may auggrst the presence
of a diseased gullbladdrr. In these
and many other ways, therelore,
pain can be helplul rather than
harmful In diagnosis and eventual
cure.
But pain can be and often la
useless. The pain of an advanced
cancer, for example, does not help
in diagnosis nor does it aid in
treatment. Once Ihe diagnosis ol
the underlying disease has been
made, the paUl which 11 causes Is
of little value lo physicians and
a serious problem lo Ue suffering
patient.
In useless naln. the naln. killing
drugs are particularly. Iiuportant
bru aucii nuia mruiciucs as Sav
plrln can be helpful.
The stronger psin-k tiling drugs
are Invaluable, but most of
tliem eventually produce a cravlmr
or habit, ao ihcy should not be
taken except when all ol the fac
tors causing the pain have been
siuulcu anu weigheu uy a compe
tent authority.
Practically no one goes through
life without at some time or ether
having aulferrd from pain of vary
uig degrees of severity, even if
only a temporary headache.
Pain will alwaya be with us.
but over the centuries It has
proved possible lo bring relief
more often and more promptly.
either by correcting the cattle or
using more effective drugs.
BARBERS FIFTH GENERATION
BELLEVILLE, III. 11 An 3-year-old
Hotel Belleville- barber,
Fred P. Bub, believes he has set
a record after M years of clipping.
Bub now Is barbenng the filth
generation of one Bellevlle family
named Rogers.
The Importeace ef Rellf lea end
Politic!
Ceme end Hear the Answer
Wlllart) Haiti
Wed., :30 P.M. Dinner Meet
Fer Reservation Phene 1403
Speniored by Democratic Club
MONTHLY ...
PAYMENTS 5400
e I mil
AS LOW
, Price eeotsa) h for
Atro'lerk modtl
el Hluilrolssla
Come in today ind drive Amerlct'a truly new, most
sensational car. Liberal allowance on your old car will
probably make 'down payment! ' '
ckw Willys s
LEE HUFF MOTOR CO.
603 So. 6th Sr. '
WAnlllNOTON Ml Il mini
have been the free arltlrlan, from
practically everybody that upset
Hie politicians, momentarily, 'limy
are talking of making Ihe iM con.
veiltloiia belter,
Uul with four years to regain
control ol Ihemaclvca they should
be able to krrp Improvements to
a minimum. 'Inere'a a reason lor
mil rushing, as anyone who looks
500 years ahead call ee.
'His crlllca have brru particu
larly liaish about Ihe mass demon,
stinlloiis thai followed Ihe brief,
joinlniiie iiian-who nominating
s)crchca,
'lhry have labeled these rlola on
the liour as phony as a boat with
I uubrr oars slme Hie Uelrgatoi
watird ao calmly for Ihe signal
to become hysterical and soma
woro several candidates' bulloiu.
Hut In 3,4113 A, U. an anlhropolo.
gist llllslll leri tills Siemacle Was
mi invaluable link between Hit
early American tribal dances and
the inaliiig call, of the albatro.se.
lis the economists and sociolo
gists ol thai tune who nilghi run
into dllflrulty determining the pre
cise kinuilli anie ol Ihe bullous of
Iwu candidates on Ihe lapel of one
delegate.
To the economist II would be
pretty good prool that Americans
ol today hau a fervrnl lalllt lit
personal Insurance while Uie aocu
loglst might consider those two
bullous as evidence of the will to
wui, no matter who wins.
The ilelrgatra who repeatedly In
Iciiilplrd too pioverdiux Willi da
muluia Ihut their delriatlono be
polled have been aci'iired ol alall
nig lor time or just wauling lo be
sern oh TV.
But in Ma years a few. hours or
days lost in I ilia or 1DH conven
tions won l serin iiuporiaiu. bo ins
polling ot tlctngaiiuiua Is not a prob.
Inn J or those politicians who worry
about how woll look to our de
acelKlsuta. 'llils doesn't mean vigorous steps
shouldn't be taken to ptovide moie
TV lime lor thone delegates wlio
ask lor polling only becauso thoy
like lo be In locus.
Hie broadcasting companies,
which haiilly ever acorn lo men
tion money in coiuiecllun with TV
time, could help oui ui this prub
lem al no expense lo the delegates.
If they set up private rooms with
TV cameras, one for each dele
gate, each could be seen Individ
ually by ihe folks bark home as
oiled as he pleased, although the
rooms might have to be kepi open
on a round-the-clock basis.
And II would be shortsighted in
deed lo tamper with tne conven
tion oiatory which the critics so
sourly regarded aa bombast and
contempt mr the Intelligence of ths
listening public.
These oralora wonderlully almp
lily problems which might oilier
wu.e seem hopelessly complex lo
a public pushed to know whom lo
blame and whom to praise for
what happened in Ihe past lour
years.
They do this by dividing the
political world into salnis and sin
ners. And II one orator sounds
exactly 1 1 o all the othcra It's prob
ably only because he wishes to
bring those people up to date who
tuned In late, aud not because he
couldn't think o anything better.
The Republicans, of course,
made It fairly clear that while they
hod cornered lire wing and halo
market, thai red glow and crack'
ling sound was smelly in the
Democratic lurnace room.
And. as Usual, when It came
time lor their convention the Dem
ocrats compfetely reversed this
picture, thus making It twice as
hard for the general public lo know
where the truth lay, If any.
Constipation Gone
Regular as a Clock
T suffered from constipation alnea
Childhood. But for live past several
years I have been eating all-si
ana am regular as a r
clock. It's a pleasure I
to tell others about I
AtL-BSAH." Mrs. Julia
Bowen, P.O. Box 733,
Jacksonville, Pla.
Another one of many
thousands oi unso-1
Uelted letters from I
Ati-ssAW users. If you suffer from
constipation due to lack of dietary
bulk, try this easy, pleasant plan:
eat an ounce (about (i cup) ef
totisty, crispy Kellogg'a AU-aart
dally, drink plenty of liquids. If
you are not completely satisfied
after 10 dova, return empty box to
Kellogg's, Battle Creek. Mich. Get
DOUBLE YOUR MONEY BACK I
a- Dallnrad to Yew Dear,
AS local least, II aay, satra.
Klamath Falls, Oregon