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PAGE SIX HERALD AND NEWS. KLAMATH FALLS, OKKGON WEDNESDAY. MAY 21, 1 n."2 They'll Do It Every Time By Jimmy ll ulo FRANK JENKINS BILL JENKINS Bdllor Maturing Editor Entered second clx matter at the post office ol Klamath Falls, Ore, on Auguit 30, 108, under act ol Congress, March . lSTt MEMBERS OF THE ASSOCIATED TRESS The Associated Press Is entitled exclusively to the use tor publication ol n! the local news prlnteo In this newspaper as well as all AP new. SUBSCRIPTION RATES MAIL BY CARRIER 1 month t 135 1 month - US monthi -50 6 months J 10 1 year J11.00 1 year '6 80 BILL-BOARD By BILL JENKINS Today's story comes from Char lie Drew, Jr. Another of the short and simple ones. Charlie tells it that he was driv ing out toward Beatty once and came across an old Indian riding a horse along the road. He stopped, leaned out the our window and asked: "How far is it to Piute Camp?" rne oia man smrca imo uic uw- Klamath Falls, a distance ol Stf miles, as compared with miles from San Francisco to Klamath Falls. They found that freight shipped from San Francisco is delivered in Klamath Falls two days to a wee sooner than freicht snipped from Portland. They found that passen per travel is about 13 hours less from San Francisco, that telegrapn tBnce in deep thoueht for a mo-1 messages from Portland to Klain ment and then slowly turned to Charlie and said with the dignity of experience: "I dunno. You go. You find out." Good advice for a nation, may be? The following is strictly for the old timers in the hopes that it might bring back a picture of a country as It used to be. It was cut from one of the metropolitan papers of Oregon along in the very earlv 20's: The manager of the Klamath Chamber of Commerce has written to Mayor James Rolph of San Francisco the following letter: May we ask mat you remove the Imaginary line separating Klamath county, Oregon, from Cal ifornia, and admit us to your con certed movement to bring before the world the advantages, oppor tunities and attractions of Superior California? California gets practic ally all of our business, and al though we are not a physical part of you, we are with you in spirit and can visualize the results c( the movement now being supported by public spirited citizens of all the territory north of the Tehach apl. More power to the movement.' "Some months ago a business men's excursion was conducted from Portland to Southern Oregon and to Klamath Falls. The Port landers were compelled to travel via Weed, Cal., on their way to ath Falls are routed through San Francisco and that San Francisco newspapers have the advantage ol Portland newspapers in arriving in Klamath Falls after leaving the presses. They found, too, that Klamath Falls is ranked as one of the largest freight producing sta tions in the state outside of Port land C ""v-V'T, ,-- Srf'VArs what -Mcuvwy Xthatll -make a Mice v:- iS GO KiCC Of ui i o rU5j V STS BE'Sl3 II CtMIPWNIONl PIECE FW '. A W, FLOTILLA, TO I . I I TOLITc AHJ KKM'5iNtJ I V 1HAJ OvJUWMiU J RZ UE.ttBEW OUK J l.,f Zrl We fZiy THIM6S Zjl SHE &AVE US L-laT W- wnv, its -.its uIve J ws ALJL L- -r-nr7 , wasted, Trfl VfSses?.. yr5 U f TmcSuT ) WE1-L PCi T i I lZZkj57m lLJfiy72'M " s SHUDDER AS OU LOOK Jgaattgg. f IB!. llVf! rUMH jWttl t- "t ' P l''T ti ? ft : n flB K'4S Tt hi.j. 1 I n, lit ii'iliM-ti l li 'Ml itl In one ear iuhI out the typewrit- WHAT TO GIVE -The boat thlnii lo give your encmv In tornlvrnr.ii.; lo an opuonent, lolrrnikc: lo a fiietul, your heurt; tu vnur fhtlil. a good exHinpIp; in n father, rev erence: lo vour molher, cmulUft that will make her proud bl you; lo vouraelf, renpert; lo all mvii, charity, (Spokes) 2lcd (Boijk Pork Buying Short Lived Wavno Angel, the violinist, l a Vcuiih innii null u Hue nluuo Dien-i-iicii and a sinijlciii'nj ol ininio.se that denotes the true nrllsl. At a ireent liolo peiionnuiu'c his pltv nut was loo iiiuili lor ihn bow Ml Inn. About hull wuv lliinuuh Ihr piece horHcluiiis Minted uiirliiut, living It er n.n he luldlcd. tin I lu ll lied the number uerftivtly. with out lllrklng nn rvelnMi . . . wlulr front row ou.vlnmd.1. wulciio.1 the lice flvliiu Minnds In livunotlc Ins- cinatlou. It aoou will be Juno the bride's inunlli. ' l Also Fiithel 's Duv-tthrllli we I lcuiit from the Nulioiinl h'titiiituic 1 j Review Ihat todtiv s blushing biitlc ! lias mnriied youniirr and Is snrnd- mu more to Mal up liuusrkeepliig Hum Ki'umlmn did. VeUlini: Dav nonutrl. trouHriiii. I homo mulpincni. home Iiii'iush. in(s. kltiiiru eoiuninonl. the wimI dinu mid ri'cettttou the honeymoon. uiul mils averaurs $3111)4.71) per I nappy r auier-oi-iiic-uriuo u VolMenil lliigle: Whiskey when you're U k makes vou well: Whiskey innkr.n you sick whrn you're well. Difference between Kimllsli (Ainerlenni and KiiuIImIi (llrlllnlu: Wo "break In" a piece of equip- H iiirul: over there Us "run In" If you're "Healril rlghl" In l':i)u land vou net vor "Inn imiinur ' A rnnlldeiiia trick "come-on" a "liy-on." A "plnlmliithrs" detective Is K "bu.yv." II a llrlllshrr keen a atrlklng blonde neurlna a dark null, he mv coinpllnienl her liv aavluu, "H Uirows vou ui." meaning the eon ttnst In attractive. We iiui think of annlhrr rluhl (Milck. Inn llilnk we'd beltrr "knock It oil" rluhl now. side of San Francisco in gelling j the business of Klamath county. ; "Had the Natron cut-off been rare.y worry. NEW YORK IP In making out I vexed by a personal problem they Rut rverv arlvantan wa on the -,uur ulu 'uu cvpr consiacr oiten vent meir irritation on nun IHn nf San Francisco m aeitmo leaving anything to a bus driver? at the lensl excuse. They prooaoiy not. Few people give think of him as having a a ous oriver anyming except a completed at the time of the Port-1 " V. , ,. ,..,. land excursion the distance lo ,Eiery. by,f'. :s, " '' ".'.r Tt ! Klamath Falls would have been re- '? J Lf O.'u.ol,v 'nRln.ler' T"f j A Hv Seoul troot) rcrfntlv hurt m duv' outum iu iho Cirrv Bn. ;hill im.stiiro buck ot Miwit Tnik. ! WASHINGTON TUM 'Icm-t lli" tisntts how .should qu.illlv . Iionuv buniriiMMiir suiuhis" ot Ilvrslock club. IH.i k, which llic Am K ultut c Dcimrt- Uiry rump upon n rnnp i-nw nirnt set out in inko nfl tlin innrkct which whs hnvtnu n little dKllcultv tunttrh i.i llrx (iii nirr iitrttl 1 it : niti . i her null l.ikr lriit HoouLs It l5 no Wonder that StVrrRl VCHrs Lnr ,,. hf, .' ithrv wirp rrnrtv Inr mw rmprirPlirv ago a New York bus driver, bored i .,,,,...,..,. ,,.., laiKi Mrnt most ot the day Icndliuc niuui. i Set a J l -j-iJM.r M..l 1011 I ( kiipsaki Appliances ) i - i Their ellorts were Mieces?iful. When the event was accomplished, the cow-brute turned on her bene- vwin nis rouuue oaca-ana ionn inc. Tlml ls ,,. acpuri,nent bought left his route and drove south lor between Aurll 9 mid Tne.stlav when duced from 527 to 328 miles, a dit- "'" 01 w7 " lMic ""a sunshine. ,,,;, ,llal , prlce . ,'up)0rl. ciciH-c oi ntui) "":.-,. iw . h d h- . . ine surprising tmng is mat more :ng purchasing program was being lime oi travel, ooin oi ireigw anu i . drlvero Vobodv but hi wife ren ' seized by wanderlust at the .suspended. The amount was 2ti.-jUctora and pul them up a tree. utrelv in two Everv other con- "is id old mother. ttne'- JM.OOO ix.ur.ds. II Included smoked One ol .he Scouts escaped, soon squareiy in two. tvery omer con A)d he carrlcs m people "People are funnv." one bus hnm. shoulder and bacon. , Intercepted a Oearv ranch hand irf hvJ tSJn nroMrtioSSs J s"' on " Important missions, driver told me. "Right when you ! The price support program was j wn0 , oyer, and all waa eopacet- r.rfLr . r.L P? K?fm.h ' "i year out, than any think you are driving nothing but , Inaugurated al the Insistence of ic. Who says Scouting. Isn't event- reduced. The letter of tne Klamath h f , lransortIltion crazy wildcats Christmas comes i farm-state congressmen who said ul? I toSSSv&lS! AiS Htai !b far the hardest -long. "d one or two will handllhev were disturbed by the rela-j I iSnSn SJ w elaim l"5- lram rides on its own rail u a small present when thcyjtivelv low prices ol hogs, plus a1 A, ,nnI. , ,,,,,. rx,r, , , , .?L, Tr- k .,lf . and switchmen give it a fast, clear Pay their fare. Then you gel to ! government forecast ol a sharp J50 (or ,, ,., o( uorK. t,ev ' Oregon, oh Oregon, how long are . k " thinking thev arc people acain." (iron In production of these meat ,..,, nlM, rvc... m .v t50 for you going to stano oy ana see your; .......,,...... ! I remember another driver who animals this vear. , ...,., '....,, ! D'Anriarl n I nnrwrl nnilie- ram a in n. . . - .j i . i.u nwiui i'i iiiiuina. nines want to join in the optimism , di threads a devious oath1 What do you say in your sleep? " i ririTl rlUnS rCW 2n Same dillerencr adjoining states?" "How long? In the case of Klam ath Falls until the Natron cut-olf is built. Until that event occurs a great portion of South Oregon will belong to this state In name only." (Da. . P. Qohdan I'he reason a dollar won't do as much lor people ibs II once did Is thai people won I do as much lor a dollar as Ihcy j 'once did. . t ii in history. ! ', ''" aya all 1 do Is narUMGCH U I IUIII Potential death whizzes by every j "'umuie. mo.e 10 me rear oi the cvyfft hove m - The Willa-i' - moment...rumbung trucks. ..care- 'bus. please, more room in back." I ,V,L. Prndoeis no nl,.ns to . .. less motorist. . .a cabbie trying toine said Thats all I say all day. h,,ri . ., .ou00 nlnn, nrnr .,rrr. I I SflUC Hll beat the light. ny snouja I say it all nig hi. too?' :,!c0n1Dnv officials reported Tues- " J- ouiuc ur.vers nae a line ttlidav for lifting the spirits of passengers. i, nrooosed plant will convert And the passengers somehow still feel more secure than if they were Those Cats! In medicine as In other affairs o? life, it is often hard to tell whether a particular event did or did not cause something which ene afterwards. Q My 12-year-old son had a serious burn on the top of his head and face when he was 18 s months old. Could this have affected his mind? He seems to know enough outside of books, but doesn't seem to learn anything at school. I'd hate to have him grow up and not know what other children his age know. . Mrs. B. A Since this boy was apparently burned only on the outside of his head, it seems unlikely that the burn had anything to do with bis present progress in school. The boy should be tested by the school, and his parents informed as to whether he has the mental capacity to do his school work. If he does, per haps her merely lacks the interest; if he does not, perhaps the school authorities could advise some spe cial school for him. S I have the condition known as alopecia areata, but have never had a complete cure. Is there any borne treatment which would be suitable? Reader. A Alopecia areata, sometimes called baldness In spots, is a I curious condition, the cause of which is not known. There is. as yet, no sure cure for it, though the majority appear to recover eventually with or without treat ment. Q What ls the effect of bad tonsils in an adult? Is there any danger of cancer of the throat if tney are not removed? Daily Reader A Bad tonsils In a grownup can De responsioie lor chronic sore throat or recurring attacks of tonsilitis. It is believed, also, that the tonsils can cause ill effect, in some cases, on the bodv as a whole. If they are truly diseased, it is best to have them removed, but there is not much risk that thev will produce cancer of the throat. Q I have had a hysterectomy, and both ovaries removed at two operations. My age is 35, and I wonder what the state of my health should be from now on. Will I ever be able to do all mv own housework and gardening with cut fear of injuring mvself? Mrs. J. P. A If your health is otherwise good, there seems to be no reason vhy your health should not be bet ter from now on than it was im mediately prior to your operations When you have recovered from the , eflects of the operation itself, you CLEVELAND '.f Cats can't prowl legallv In suburban Lake, wood unless thev wear bells. n 1.1.1- ..tl rt.. .. ' H fnt- ll, m - k i. 'I1 ormi-u uuis .mi. i limns nirii i ' ing a Dig package. The package k. .,h c.m,ri... n Bono. i-...,.. i .,,,,-, The is.ve.r.oiri law TIMRKR SAI.K on a train or a plane. r' ' w making me long voy. i.,f, 0...r wood f,om uri,ber mills They have a great blind faith the . .nome cramped bus m m tnc re.a ,, hardboard. bus driver will deliver them intact nf n. everybody seemed to be In . . to their destination. He almost nl-. noon. wavs does day after day after A smH boy came aboard earrv- dav. How he does It L one of the I bumped against a standing wo- -non h,nrrf irAi oi n.W ... h .niH .r h.. entnrred unH ritv marvels of our times. Who among man. and she cried snappishly: ov ,ne Bureau of Land Manage- Law Director Charles rtos has us has to show as much skill while ' Driver, why do you let any- ment. I asked council lo repeal It unacr so many pressures , owiy on me uus wun a pacxage The miracle is that anyone can thai size? Vou know it's against be found who can manage all the law." at the same time to steer a ! "Live and let live, lady." said lumbering vehicle through a busy! the driver, philosophically. "I street, make change, hand out wouldn't care if somebody climbed transfers, pick up a dropped dime. on carrying a basket full of keep an eye out for children dart-.cobras." ing from the sidewalks, and ex- All ihe way you could hear the plain to a querulous lady why it weary passengers break out in really isn't his fault if she caught ' chuckles. the wrone bus. j We have a National Cranberry HORSE SENSE week, a National Dog week, A With all that horsepower under , National Cage Bird week, a Na his hand the bus driver also needs Uional Crochet week. Why not at a lot of horse sense in his work. Jeast a National Bus Driver Day For he has more afflictions than 'to honor Ihe guy who all year long plagued job. ;sels us in one piece to wherever He is unacr more strain than any i we want to go Fare enough? AN AMERICAN FAVORITE IN OREGON 9LQ f $Q95 I $Q5o1 43 QT. PINT THI AMIRICaN minima (0., INC, NIW TOM, film, IlllNOIt, UN fONflKO of his passengers, but if they arc should be able to do housework and gardening as vigorously as vour physical condition and your age would otherwise permit. Q I have been operated on twice In the last two years for hemorrhoids and now seem to have them back and a stricture besides. Would you advise the electric needle treatment? M. D. K. A Bad luck. Another and more extensive operation will have lo be considered. CORN SALVAGE DES MOINES. Ia. liP The huie task of salvaging govcrnmcnl owned stored corn damaged by the recent Missouri River flood is under way. Bin site maintenance crews employed by the Production and Marketing Administration arc in charge of the operations. BY POPULAR REQUEST! Rev. Don Boyliss, Posfor The World Wide Crusade for Christ Group Wilt Continue Services At The ASSEMBLY of GOD The Church With a Welcome S.rvitti Every Night at 7:30 Except Mendoy and Sotur doy. BRING THE SICK. 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