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HERALD AND NEWS. KLAMATH FALLS, OKKGON
WEDNESDAY. MAY 21, 1 n."2
They'll Do It Every Time
By Jimmy ll ulo
FRANK JENKINS BILL JENKINS
Bdllor Maturing Editor
Entered second clx matter at the post office ol Klamath Falls, Ore,
on Auguit 30, 108, under act ol Congress, March . lSTt
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Today's story comes from Char
lie Drew, Jr. Another of the short
and simple ones.
Charlie tells it that he was driv
ing out toward Beatty once and
came across an old Indian riding
a horse along the road. He stopped,
leaned out the our window and
asked: "How far is it to Piute
Camp?"
rne oia man smrca imo uic uw-
Klamath Falls, a distance ol Stf
miles, as compared with miles
from San Francisco to Klamath
Falls.
They found that freight shipped
from San Francisco is delivered in
Klamath Falls two days to a wee
sooner than freicht snipped from
Portland. They found that passen
per travel is about 13 hours less
from San Francisco, that telegrapn
tBnce in deep thoueht for a mo-1 messages from Portland to Klain
ment and then slowly turned to
Charlie and said with the dignity
of experience:
"I dunno. You go. You find out."
Good advice for a nation, may
be? The following is strictly for the
old timers in the hopes that it
might bring back a picture of a
country as It used to be. It was
cut from one of the metropolitan
papers of Oregon along in the very
earlv 20's:
The manager of the Klamath
Chamber of Commerce has written
to Mayor James Rolph of San
Francisco the following letter:
May we ask mat you remove
the Imaginary line separating
Klamath county, Oregon, from Cal
ifornia, and admit us to your con
certed movement to bring before
the world the advantages, oppor
tunities and attractions of Superior
California? California gets practic
ally all of our business, and al
though we are not a physical part
of you, we are with you in spirit
and can visualize the results c(
the movement now being supported
by public spirited citizens of all
the territory north of the Tehach
apl. More power to the movement.'
"Some months ago a business
men's excursion was conducted
from Portland to Southern Oregon
and to Klamath Falls. The Port
landers were compelled to travel
via Weed, Cal., on their way to
ath Falls are routed through San
Francisco and that San Francisco
newspapers have the advantage ol
Portland newspapers in arriving in
Klamath Falls after leaving the
presses. They found, too, that
Klamath Falls is ranked as one of
the largest freight producing sta
tions in the state outside of Port
land
C ""v-V'T, ,-- Srf'VArs what -Mcuvwy Xthatll -make a Mice v:-
iS GO KiCC Of ui i o rU5j V STS BE'Sl3 II CtMIPWNIONl PIECE FW '. A
W, FLOTILLA, TO I . I I TOLITc AHJ KKM'5iNtJ I V 1HAJ OvJUWMiU J
RZ UE.ttBEW OUK J l.,f Zrl We fZiy THIM6S Zjl SHE &AVE US L-laT W-
wnv, its -.its uIve J ws ALJL L- -r-nr7
, wasted, Trfl VfSses?.. yr5 U f TmcSuT ) WE1-L PCi T
i
I lZZkj57m lLJfiy72'M " s SHUDDER AS OU LOOK
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In one ear iuhI out the typewrit-
WHAT TO GIVE -The boat thlnii
lo give your encmv In tornlvrnr.ii.;
lo an opuonent, lolrrnikc: lo a
fiietul, your heurt; tu vnur fhtlil.
a good exHinpIp; in n father, rev
erence: lo vour molher, cmulUft
that will make her proud bl you;
lo vouraelf, renpert; lo all mvii,
charity, (Spokes)
2lcd (Boijk
Pork Buying
Short Lived
Wavno Angel, the violinist, l a
Vcuiih innii null u Hue nluuo Dien-i-iicii
and a sinijlciii'nj ol ininio.se
that denotes the true nrllsl. At a
ireent liolo peiionnuiu'c his pltv
nut was loo iiiuili lor ihn bow
Ml Inn. About hull wuv lliinuuh Ihr
piece horHcluiiis Minted uiirliiut,
living It er n.n he luldlcd. tin I lu
ll lied the number uerftivtly. with
out lllrklng nn rvelnMi . . . wlulr
front row ou.vlnmd.1. wulciio.1 the
lice flvliiu Minnds In livunotlc Ins-
cinatlou.
It aoou will be Juno the bride's
inunlli. '
l Also Fiithel 's Duv-tthrllli we
I lcuiit from the Nulioiinl h'titiiituic 1
j Review Ihat todtiv s blushing biitlc !
lias mnriied youniirr and Is snrnd-
mu more to Mal up liuusrkeepliig
Hum Ki'umlmn did.
VeUlini: Dav nonutrl. trouHriiii.
I homo mulpincni. home Iiii'iush.
in(s. kltiiiru eoiuninonl. the wimI
dinu mid ri'cettttou the honeymoon.
uiul mils averaurs $3111)4.71) per I
nappy r auier-oi-iiic-uriuo u
VolMenil lliigle:
Whiskey when you're U k makes
vou well:
Whiskey innkr.n you sick whrn
you're well.
Difference between Kimllsli
(Ainerlenni and KiiuIImIi (llrlllnlu:
Wo "break In" a piece of equip-
H
iiirul: over there Us "run In"
If you're "Healril rlghl" In l':i)u
land vou net vor "Inn imiinur '
A rnnlldeiiia trick "come-on"
a "liy-on."
A "plnlmliithrs" detective Is K
"bu.yv."
II a llrlllshrr keen a atrlklng
blonde neurlna a dark null, he mv
coinpllnienl her liv aavluu, "H
Uirows vou ui." meaning the eon
ttnst In attractive.
We iiui think of annlhrr rluhl
(Milck. Inn llilnk we'd beltrr "knock
It oil" rluhl now.
side of San Francisco in gelling j
the business of Klamath county. ;
"Had the Natron cut-off been
rare.y
worry.
NEW YORK IP In making out I vexed by a personal problem they
Rut rverv arlvantan wa on the -,uur ulu 'uu cvpr consiacr oiten vent meir irritation on nun
IHn nf San Francisco m aeitmo leaving anything to a bus driver? at the lensl excuse. They
prooaoiy not. Few people give think of him as having a
a ous oriver anyming except a
completed at the time of the Port-1 " V. , ,. ,..,.
land excursion the distance lo ,Eiery. by,f'. :s, " '' ".'.r Tt !
Klamath Falls would have been re- '? J Lf O.'u.ol,v 'nRln.ler' T"f
j A Hv Seoul troot) rcrfntlv hurt
m duv' outum iu iho Cirrv Bn.
;hill im.stiiro buck ot Miwit Tnik.
! WASHINGTON TUM 'Icm-t lli" tisntts how .should qu.illlv .
Iionuv buniriiMMiir suiuhis" ot Ilvrslock club.
IH.i k, which llic Am K ultut c Dcimrt- Uiry rump upon n rnnp i-nw
nirnt set out in inko nfl tlin innrkct which whs hnvtnu n little dKllcultv
tunttrh i.i llrx (iii nirr iitrttl 1 it : niti . i her null l.ikr lriit HoouLs
It l5 no Wonder that StVrrRl VCHrs Lnr ,,. hf, .' ithrv wirp rrnrtv Inr mw rmprirPlirv
ago a New York bus driver, bored i .,,,,...,..,. ,,.., laiKi Mrnt most ot the day Icndliuc
niuui.
i Set a J l -j-iJM.r
M..l 1011 I
( kiipsaki Appliances )
i - i
Their ellorts were Mieces?iful.
When the event was accomplished,
the cow-brute turned on her bene-
vwin nis rouuue oaca-ana ionn inc. Tlml ls ,,. acpuri,nent bought
left his route and drove south lor between Aurll 9 mid Tne.stlav when
duced from 527 to 328 miles, a dit- "'" 01 w7 " lMic ""a sunshine. ,,,;, ,llal , prlce . ,'up)0rl.
ciciH-c oi ntui) "":.-,. iw . h d h- . . ine surprising tmng is mat more :ng purchasing program was being
lime oi travel, ooin oi ireigw anu i . drlvero Vobodv but hi wife ren ' seized by wanderlust at the .suspended. The amount was 2ti.-jUctora and pul them up a tree.
utrelv in two Everv other con- "is id old mother. ttne'- JM.OOO ix.ur.ds. II Included smoked One ol .he Scouts escaped, soon
squareiy in two. tvery omer con A)d he carrlcs m people "People are funnv." one bus hnm. shoulder and bacon. , Intercepted a Oearv ranch hand
irf hvJ tSJn nroMrtioSSs J s"' on " Important missions, driver told me. "Right when you ! The price support program was j wn0 , oyer, and all waa eopacet-
r.rfLr . r.L P? K?fm.h ' "i year out, than any think you are driving nothing but , Inaugurated al the Insistence of ic. Who says Scouting. Isn't event-
reduced. The letter of tne Klamath h f , lransortIltion crazy wildcats Christmas comes i farm-state congressmen who said ul? I
toSSSv&lS! AiS Htai !b far the hardest -long. "d one or two will handllhev were disturbed by the rela-j I
iSnSn SJ w elaim l"5- lram rides on its own rail u a small present when thcyjtivelv low prices ol hogs, plus a1 A, ,nnI. , ,,,,,. rx,r, , , ,
.?L, Tr- k .,lf . and switchmen give it a fast, clear Pay their fare. Then you gel to ! government forecast ol a sharp J50 (or ,, ,., o( uorK. t,ev '
Oregon, oh Oregon, how long are . k " thinking thev arc people acain." (iron In production of these meat ,..,, nlM, rvc... m .v t50 for
you going to stano oy ana see your; .......,,...... ! I remember another driver who animals this vear. , ...,., '....,, !
D'Anriarl n I nnrwrl nnilie- ram a in n. . . - .j i . i.u nwiui i'i iiiiuina.
nines want to join in the optimism , di threads a devious oath1 What do you say in your sleep? " i ririTl rlUnS rCW
2n
Same dillerencr
adjoining states?"
"How long? In the case of Klam
ath Falls until the Natron cut-olf
is built. Until that event occurs a
great portion of South Oregon will
belong to this state In name only."
(Da. . P. Qohdan
I'he reason a
dollar won't do as much lor people
ibs II once did Is thai people won I
do as much lor a dollar as Ihcy j
'once did.
. t ii
in history. ! ', ''" aya all 1 do Is narUMGCH U I IUIII
Potential death whizzes by every j "'umuie. mo.e 10 me rear oi the cvyfft hove m - The Willa-i' -
moment...rumbung trucks. ..care- 'bus. please, more room in back." I ,V,L. Prndoeis no nl,.ns to . ..
less motorist. . .a cabbie trying toine said Thats all I say all day. h,,ri . ., .ou00 nlnn, nrnr .,rrr. I I SflUC Hll
beat the light. ny snouja I say it all nig hi. too?' :,!c0n1Dnv officials reported Tues- " J-
ouiuc ur.vers nae a line ttlidav
for lifting the spirits of passengers. i, nrooosed plant will convert
And the passengers somehow still
feel more secure than if they were
Those Cats!
In medicine as In other affairs
o? life, it is often hard to tell
whether a particular event did or
did not cause something which
ene afterwards.
Q My 12-year-old son had a
serious burn on the top of his
head and face when he was 18
s months old. Could this have affected
his mind? He seems to know
enough outside of books, but
doesn't seem to learn anything at
school. I'd hate to have him grow
up and not know what other
children his age know. . Mrs. B.
A Since this boy was apparently
burned only on the outside of his
head, it seems unlikely that the
burn had anything to do with bis
present progress in school. The boy
should be tested by the school, and
his parents informed as to whether
he has the mental capacity to do
his school work. If he does, per
haps her merely lacks the interest;
if he does not, perhaps the school
authorities could advise some spe
cial school for him.
S I have the condition known
as alopecia areata, but have never
had a complete cure. Is there any
borne treatment which would be
suitable? Reader.
A Alopecia areata, sometimes
called baldness In spots, is a I
curious condition, the cause of
which is not known. There is. as
yet, no sure cure for it, though
the majority appear to recover
eventually with or without treat
ment. Q What ls the effect of bad
tonsils in an adult? Is there any
danger of cancer of the throat if
tney are not removed?
Daily Reader
A Bad tonsils In a grownup can
De responsioie lor chronic sore
throat or recurring attacks of
tonsilitis. It is believed, also, that
the tonsils can cause ill effect, in
some cases, on the bodv as a
whole. If they are truly diseased,
it is best to have them removed,
but there is not much risk that
thev will produce cancer of the
throat.
Q I have had a hysterectomy,
and both ovaries removed at two
operations. My age is 35, and I
wonder what the state of my
health should be from now on.
Will I ever be able to do all mv
own housework and gardening with
cut fear of injuring mvself?
Mrs. J. P.
A If your health is otherwise
good, there seems to be no reason
vhy your health should not be bet
ter from now on than it was im
mediately prior to your operations
When you have recovered from the ,
eflects of the operation itself, you
CLEVELAND '.f Cats can't
prowl legallv In suburban Lake,
wood unless thev wear bells.
n 1.1.1- ..tl rt.. .. ' H fnt- ll, m
- k i. 'I1 ormi-u uuis .mi. i limns nirii i '
ing a Dig package. The package k. .,h c.m,ri... n Bono. i-...,.. i .,,,,-, The is.ve.r.oiri law
TIMRKR SAI.K
on a train or a plane. r' ' w making me long voy. i.,f, 0...r wood f,om uri,ber mills
They have a great blind faith the . .nome cramped bus m m tnc re.a ,, hardboard.
bus driver will deliver them intact nf n. everybody seemed to be In . .
to their destination. He almost nl-. noon.
wavs does day after day after A smH boy came aboard earrv-
dav.
How he does It L one of the I bumped against a standing wo- -non h,nrrf irAi oi n.W ... h .niH .r h.. entnrred unH ritv
marvels of our times. Who among man. and she cried snappishly: ov ,ne Bureau of Land Manage- Law Director Charles rtos has
us has to show as much skill while ' Driver, why do you let any- ment. I asked council lo repeal It
unacr so many pressures , owiy on me uus wun a pacxage
The miracle is that anyone can thai size? Vou know it's against
be found who can manage all the law."
at the same time to steer a ! "Live and let live, lady." said
lumbering vehicle through a busy! the driver, philosophically. "I
street, make change, hand out wouldn't care if somebody climbed
transfers, pick up a dropped dime. on carrying a basket full of
keep an eye out for children dart-.cobras."
ing from the sidewalks, and ex- All ihe way you could hear the
plain to a querulous lady why it weary passengers break out in
really isn't his fault if she caught ' chuckles.
the wrone bus. j We have a National Cranberry
HORSE SENSE week, a National Dog week, A
With all that horsepower under , National Cage Bird week, a Na
his hand the bus driver also needs Uional Crochet week. Why not at
a lot of horse sense in his work. Jeast a National Bus Driver Day
For he has more afflictions than 'to honor Ihe guy who all year long
plagued job. ;sels us in one piece to wherever
He is unacr more strain than any i we want to go
Fare enough?
AN AMERICAN FAVORITE
IN OREGON
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THI AMIRICaN minima (0., INC, NIW TOM, film, IlllNOIt, UN fONflKO
of his passengers, but if they arc
should be able to do housework
and gardening as vigorously as
vour physical condition and your
age would otherwise permit.
Q I have been operated on
twice In the last two years for
hemorrhoids and now seem to have
them back and a stricture besides.
Would you advise the electric
needle treatment? M. D. K.
A Bad luck. Another and more
extensive operation will have lo be
considered.
CORN SALVAGE
DES MOINES. Ia. liP The huie
task of salvaging govcrnmcnl
owned stored corn damaged by the
recent Missouri River flood is
under way. Bin site maintenance
crews employed by the Production
and Marketing Administration arc
in charge of the operations.
BY POPULAR REQUEST!
Rev. Don Boyliss, Posfor
The World Wide
Crusade for Christ
Group Wilt Continue
Services At The
ASSEMBLY of GOD
The Church With a
Welcome
S.rvitti Every Night at 7:30
Except Mendoy and Sotur
doy. BRING THE SICK.
Jesus Heals Today!
All Welcome!
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