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Newspaper Page TextPAGE SIX HERALD AND NEWS, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON TUESDAY. APRIL 22, IBM FRANK JENKINS Editor BILL JENKINS Managing Editor Entered ai second class matter at the past office or Klamath Falls, Ore, on August 30, 1908, under act ol Congress, March I, UH MEMBERS OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is entitled exclusively to the use for publication oi i! the local newt printed In this newspaper as well as all AP new, MAIL 1 month months 1 year SUBSCRIPTION RATES BV CARRIER t 1.35 I month 1-3 $ 6.50 6 months g 10 .. $11.00 1 year 16-30 They'll Do It Every Time By Jimmy Hatlo I I PUT It-i A FEU LITTLE THltfflSNOT 1 I FOUND ALmnfTUKO AHD THE Q4RM THNcJ IS KXJLED UP rjl, i incjti iirvc BACK! CAUGHT In The ROUNDS at 0:00 Thursday morning. The public is invited. "You'll see every thing from homeinaking to a talent show. It looked last week as though Linkville. South Sixth and Hot Springs had put It over, en mass, on Klamath Falls. The Wlllnrd Hotel opened its fancv Ponderosa Room, a further step in its modernizing program, to perk up Oie Linkville end ot town. Bob Waggoner rut the nobon on his new drive-in drug store out by Altamont School. Score another .m.4 -4ni-n i.n.,1 nl,aH I fnr Kntlth Sixth to see that Dale West's bull, Fyock's is awfully close to Klam Blackmar Bell Boy, took reserve ath Falls, but Is now claimed by champion honors, ana orougiuinoi springs suite ni.uiu ... Dale a bow tie. Yve've Just come from a. quick look at the auction a highlight of the fifth annual Pacific Coast Aber deen Angus Association show here. The visit to the fairgrounds was the sheer curiosity of an ignorant outsider. Our only contribution was to help send out some ads to other papers around the country to attract Aberdeen Angus breeders to the affair. The show does attract people from all over. Breeders who bought stock and those who came to buy represented at least four states. With top animals Irom all up . . - A I -J - " ' ,1 Q AISS.TR6MSLCCHIN WHAT f IT r r SHZ COT1AWIEO Mtn wni"" i inc. DUDS WEIGH wfWTIlgSllTDl W4SMEr.TM4TS a i iMncv aha i . r " . . iiu imtv i w jut I nLVWW Wnbitaw. aaoiMfwl unl IkJrikiHitMt r h AM ' I ' IM THIS UNOCRVVtAf? X90UT FIVE OLCtH I fr (Hat fioxjk I tliaDoctor - NEW YORK Ifl II loukrcl like the political man of the rear In Idol una going to be the Indepen dent voler. NcAv I'm not so sure. I think the tide may be turning against him. There t a at rung possibility that the independent voter has already passed the urnk of hln popularltv. At the start of the indoor cum- pulgn training season experts fig ured mere iniitiu ue ai ninny us Jfi.000,000 Independent voters this vriir. and that thev would hold tile balance of power In tho nresldrn- I nlnof on the height, wooed by all IiicIIqiih, was Inenlslllile. Krli man could dream of the following situation: On election day the nation Is divided iig.607.B4S tu W.Stn.dU and as Mr. Jonea steps tin lu ballot the rival statesmen snv: , "Mr, Junes, the fate of our conn li y rests no your vote. ' Whom do you chooser' "I am an Indpiiendent voter." suys Jonea proudly, "On the grounds of palrlollMii rather lliau party 1 rust my ballot for." And tho nutlou break" nut In tlnl election. cheers, Jones had made hl.itorv, Tills Immediately made the Inde- ; The trouble with this pretty pendent voter lite Clark Oable of I dream wui that everybody was politics. I Irving to get Into the act. He was oU'lurcd as a mull- If vou had decldrit to be an in minded, thoughtful figure who UriirnilriU voter, It seemd Ihat stood Hoove the clamor of partisan. ship and weighed every Issua care fully. What happened? Well, naturally i 44 tier cent of all living Amerl-. cans decided they were Independent voters. The temptation to stann The grand champion female. Eileen Javnbee 3, senior yearling Irom Harold Rankin's Hermiston herd, was just Up for auction as we arrived. The "cry" of Walter Palmer, the auctioneer. Is still drumming in our ears. After suf ficient auctioneering noises over the loudspeaker, punctuated by recitations of the animal's ancestry and fine points by show officials. the bidding hit the (4000 mark and -Albert Wagner, of Napa, Calif., had bought another champ. That $4000 tied the Pacific Coast record sale for a female, set at Pacific International last year. Try as we would, it was only s couple of times during bidding on a half dozen animals, that we could catch the signal of a bid from anyone In the stands. The sales arena stands were not jammed, as at the Junior Livestock Show sale, but they were fairly well filled and most of those pres ent were there to buy. While the seating capacity at the arena was sufficient for this select group of Scotch cattle fanciers, that's not always the case. We hope the fair board can see Its way clear to enlarge the arena soon. The county fairgrounds will be In use again this week. The annual 4-H Spring Fair gets under way Qam&A WxUilaw ABC's Since the again, and before he said he would doubling the site of the establish ment. WASHINGTON Vnu- fhl Week, along COmes 'vntpf-s knnnr thv iSafeway with a remodeled ana between Shakespeare and Shelley, '. wishers started sending In their Marlanna Woman Loses Spy Verdict everybody you met had decided to be one, tuo. That wasn't any fun. Ho. grad ually, more and more people huve decided lo go hack mid be the Dem ocrats and Republicans thev al ways were. And thev arc having a much bet ter lime. Thev can pitch In and argue for the side lliey really favor. Hack lit the fold themselves, thev are beg liming to attack the inde pendent voter aa a heretic or a Iriicc-striiddlrr afraid to stand up and be counted an a than. One ol the e returned party reg ulars ireently gav me this defi nition ol an Independent voter: "He's a guv who can't get a lob wmi cnorr punv. miu nuwn nortrtt Anl .nn M " f VOU BHK Mil .. School Plans Stage Comedy ' CHILOQUIN A three-act comedy I farce, "Love Is Tiki Much Trouble.' I ! by Ourrnsey LePelley, Is lo be ! .. jtiiio, lt, II... .IiiiiIi,,' nnri Kftl.lnr i ...... .. .. .... -. Ann anoinrr sain. i vou a an ,. .. . n,i,,, i,.i., CLIS h"''V.r"", . llndependrnt voter How he stands on ! ,J ' '';""" " "li New treatments, often and rightly rnuno some cfliiluslou aa Indicated In today flr.it letter. Q What are radlpmllva lodlua tiralmrnls? Have these trrai- mcnu been successful' Mrs, P.M. A-loihne, which lius been mail radioactive, linn been used In it- cent years lu tne treatment or people with certain forum of inxlu goiter, lu properly aelevted pulleuU with this dlhordrr, and when given by toimone entirely laminar witit this form ol Irrulmenl, the rcull Ireiiuently have been e ccllenL Radioactive Inline treat ments roiisllttile an advance of great Importance III the treatment of thyroid disease or goltrr. V -What rulllil cause a vnuiirni imih miner and lower eyelids with tonne redness ami considerable. Iom ol lyeluslies' Mrs. K. H. I.. A The moot liaeiy cspiiiiwuuii in tisxaMi of the skin known an tioborrlioiti drrinalllls. which gener ally allccla the scalp as well as the eyelids, and tomrlliiiea other nurts ol the body. It should bo treated. y-1'ur about a yrar 1 have been using succharln tublrU In my lea and col Ire lo htlp keep my weight down. Will Ihe rontliiurd use of tiucchann be hariiuul lu any wav; Mrs. J K. It A --It Is nccensary lo aii'.wir this (itiestlmi rather lreucntly wlih n dclliille ' no " This qurs lion has been carefully studied anil no lin tin f ill effrcl,-, Have been UM School Wednesday, 8 p.m. at Ihe wakhinoton in n 4.4 school. vote, the Supreme Courl Monday 1 The scene Is a college rtk-oneninr on Eighth Street. That's nniim siwm-Ivi rw-rAinnitllv Inrk just plain Mamaiu raiis. u smi-o a utile literary luster. voters know they're not choosing not. a swarm of busv-bee well- refused to Iree Clerman Countess plee. rollo(tnallv known as roison After hts withdrawal, the mail i that she spied for Hitler's Reich jenlareed store ready for grand they can hardly complain if cam-;slosans for 1953. (prison term she von Molue from me Pol, and the time are even asain. (Oregon Avenue? Keep your shirt on. There's something cook ing there, too.) In every gathering, sooner or And sneds an hour on radio or TV. It would , Huiiosk unfair to expect a candi date to say in one minute what Isuhslded although this cannot be during World War II. drew on charges belore the soring prom, or Hitler's Reich ' Taking part lu the plu .JoAnn Slsemore. DavlcT Johnson, the Taft-Hartley act. he tells you I he stands on the tunnel), eating t,,, u miilh, .mtnir. of course. "'"jlo the consrleiitioun Independent J"-''1 voter, but as Ihe outdoor campaign- ........ 1...,. ,.n It l,u,lr Ilk. y will be !(,(-, Boing to be an even lonelier figure. r"," ' thl;"' 1M ve said in 30 blues You know the story: The . " canoraaic Basin's on the downgrade: the with much talking time to reduce ii nn th skids: business has his ideas to a sentence or two is gone to pot lllke sk"ig a mouse to turn up At the same time there's hardly ,h nose at a piece of cheese, a week, never a month, goes by Nevertheless these speeches, or without some new fanning develop- something, move whole battalions ment. some event here like the I of voters to sum up the camnaisn Angus show, some store being : issues in one simnlc phrase, some opened up or enlarged. times called a slogan. Many must It reminds us of the story of 'sit up nights doing this, the two old-timers talking over Then they mail in the result, the days of their youth. One al- as if to say "avoid worse by being lowed aa how there wasn't as much terse." This is an effort never huggin' and kissin' going on as Quite wasted.. If the slogan Itself when he was a tadpole. The other!" found unsuitable, at least the old timer told him, not too synvpa-1 postal revenue benefits, theticallv. that there was just as I When President Truman ran for much going on but that ft was ,eircuon in law me Democratic someone else a-1oin' K. j National Committee headouarters The next time someone tells vou here was deluged by mailed-ln slo- that business has gone to pot, see "' if that story applies. Take that word "pot." Look at it from the other direction and you'll see that It spells "Top. This is the story of Hatmv Haven. in ye olde days. Jt was as contented- a parish as ever there was. He economy was self contained. It grew and produced everything it needed. It had no money, no medium of exbange. Credit was unknown. . . . Everybody was solvent went to bed every night all even with the world. Those who farmed swapped wheat, corn, and wool for clothes and shoes. The carpenter who built the buildings was paid in food, fuel and supplies. Everybody paid for what he had with his produce, his cervices or with something that be made. One day the miller, needed a new grain bin and sent for Tom. the carpenter. "It will cost you more than the last one," said the carpen ter. "I will charge 15 bushels of wheat for building tnis one." "But I only paid ?ou 10 bushels for the last one," said the miller. The mill had to have the bin so he stood the rais-;. GOING I'P A farmer drove In with 20 bushels of wheat. "Sorry, Joe, but I've got to charge you five bushels for milling this lime," the miller told the larmer. "You see, Tom-the-Carpenter went up on his charge for a new wain bin and I've got to have more wheat to pay him." The weaver went to the farmer tn get some wool. "Got to charge you two bolls of homespun this lime," :ald the farmer. "The cost of milling has gone up." The shoemaker went to the weaver to get some cloth. "Got to charge you two pairs of boots for the homespun this time," said the weaver. "The cost of things is fcoing up." Tom, the carpenter, was doing fine he thought so he decided to tog out in some new duds. He went to the weaver for some cloth. "What have you got to pay with?" asked the weaver. "I've got some wheat," said the carpenttr. "Okay, it'll cost you three more bushels than last time," said the weaver. "Everything Is going up." Tom then v ent to the shoemaker for a pair of boots "Thev'11 cost you more this time," said the cob bler. "I'll have to jret three more bushels than before. Things are go ing up." Tom and his wife went into a huddle. "We're worse off than ever, said Tom. "I raised five bushels for building the grain bin but the weaver charged me three more bushels for the homespun and the bootmaker charged three more for my boots the robbers. That's six bushels; one mora bushel than what I got extra for the grain bin." "You'll have to build more grain bins," observed Tom's wife. "How can I?" asked Tom. "The miller says he can't afford to build any more wain bli. He's figured out a substitute." ''Looks like you're stuck, Tom. All you've done Is increase the I Sage Sideglances cost of our living." SHOWDOWN Then came the showdown. The parson and the school teacher called a meeting of the hamlet's peers. The parson reported: "1 am very sorry, gentlemen, but the cost of things has gone up so m Happy Haven' that 1 11 have to get more provender next year. I know of noother way to meet the situation. ' "How about savin' more souls? piped the hoss-shoer who was promptly elected from the meeting. "And I'm at my wits' end, said the school teacher. "Whatever can I do? "You'll have to do like the rest of us," injected the farmer. "Pro duce more teach more learnin'." "I'll teach more learnin'," pro claimed the teacher. "I'll teach you numbskulls that you all are just running around m circles. Ana you're Roing to ruin Happy Haven, that's what you're going to do. "If you don't wake up, this town will go bankrupt. You'll pay me more or your brats will grow up to be bigger ignoramuses tnan you are if that's possible. I'm through, I strike?" Pretty soon all of Happy Haver. get the gimmes. Everybody tried to get out ahead of the pack. A new word crept into tne com munity's vocabulary "Inflation." Nobody could produce enough to pay the others what they charged fcr things. So they went on the installment basis and printed some money. A guy opened a bank. loaned everybody on mortgages ar.a now he owns half the town. That is the story of Happy Haven. Although each author Indicated he had hit on something new. there was a certain similarity among the offermsrs which ranged from "Truman Is Human" and "Be Human With Truman" to "Truman Is a Trueman." This may have been the result of a national telepathy occurring among Democrats at the time or It may havt been due to some special maglo which Trumon wes exercisin-r in 1948 when his vic torv itself was considered a mir- acie. LCKgett. -n.PTt. ... crtuin dlnadvantagea I to his position. If vou are losing frtrmlly political argument at 'a cocklull nartv. ami nomrooav when nnlilinl r rlx- 1 1 n k .11 an Inrtlrnllnn fh letter- Mrs. Von Mol Ike's home WAS De- ' Bill NlChOlsOU, ROIUlte small fortune for half .writers have retired They may be trolt. Her four-year sentence nns w iintiuiin. onaron raruioo, rnnservlnir Ihelr enerev tor 1 new Ocen marked OV I t nation S lice uuncnr twiBcr. uorawiv nrou..u. candidate who can start bell ring- it was pronounced In 1044 I Nina Buck. Claulette Paramo. ing In their heads. 1 I The Supreme Court s action was Hetty Porter. Dav'd Klrcher, Louise yu down and starts bearing On the ReDub lean side the sud- i "'mouiiciii in an unsignea oiaer vjmnn-i aim urn yi..hu. .. .. ... miner. ( Kenhnuer r,i mn mi which noted only that the tribunal Various activities are on schedule '., , ..,, i , . Democrat off lo an early, il not entirely i nui v aivmca. oucn ue votes iur c n.i.a...ii.H u.i . ... ,..v .., mr ,-, nrpupuran- lBllv iirriiiilfl curr for nil brilliant, start Willi "1 Like 1M r1"' TT" -'T. ; .. . . . I "tit what would Happen it vou A-Would a blrnd test show ilml and "Win With Talt." ! aisqiiainirn nitnseu irom ionium .or jimmr n m- vrlrd (rom ,),,. (()or. -help, help. ' .-.,., .....-, n., ,, please explain the cauien anil cure Mrs U. R. A- It la probable that the allrrgv to daiupneiui referred to Is really an allergy to lower plant life which grows lu the presence of damp lira Mich an fungi and molds -rather than lo Ihe dampness Itself. 'Ihcre la such a thing aa allergy to cold, and this Is what Is callrd a kind ol physical allergy. As lo curr, each patient has U be trt-uictl on tne oasis ot Ihe I vou up. you can get rescura '"'particular circumstance.! Involved uno ii is not MiAiiiie to outline of the United States Politicians have an affinity for sloguns for reasons which may seem mystical lo outMdcrs who'd like a little scientific evidence thai slogans entice a voter rnlo a polling booth. In their book. "A Grammar of American Politic. " Wilfred E. Binkley and Malcolm C. Moos re- . . . . porl that Boies Penrose, then the j "Or5TS ATTrQCT Republican boss of Pennsylvania. I decided the 1920 campaign Issue i kif Ara VlCltMC would be "Americanism." i ITIWI f When asked what "American- ' WASHINGTON iPi Recreation ism'' meant, according to Binkley i visits to national forests totaled 39 and Moos. Penrose replied: million for on all-time high In 1851. Damned if I know, but vou will the Arr"-ulture Department report- una it a damnea good issue lo ed Monday, get voles In the election." I This was And maybe It was. because over 1950. is slam- the case. .-.oriii!! a movie. "Destination In the espionage case, the gov- Tokvo." at Hie tirm Theater eminent charged she was associai- Friday will be field day for coin ed with consplrotors who p!:tnne! inrrelol students, who will vlsll the lo send lo Germany documents, (ireuon lecn campus, rviamain pictures and blue prints giving in- Business College and Pioneer Ol-, ." ' , n kl(.klnlr vou formation about national defense lice Supply. Janet Flower Ls the i TliBfa the danger In ben veiled irom tne nour. nrm. u n, n ,,e I'm an Independent voter: i a Unfortunately there is as et The other independent voters , bln)ld ,, m1);i. rnrtll j,,n would lust stand there and look at . ,,r,.,rMrp (.n,-er it would lie vou. Bill all the Republicans and rrmry ,rslralilo If such a tel Democrats would rush over and rou, developed, ami there hs I mrtunllv been mI riritl nf wiirlf being an , .... 'lo M. . .,,.nil. independent in anvtnina. on " complete success have distinct admirers, but vou y wotl, llke t buy a pair of love birds. Could 1 get parrot 'lever Irom llietn? Hilly N . . I A Several years ago a number AviflTIAfl HlllS I"' cases of parrot fever or psltla- MTIUIIWII .ennlred from Im . ; birds The government tot busv (and 1 have seen no reports of such WASHINGTON oPi Chairman j iroiinie lor some time Friwln C Johnson iD -coio i, oi uie v vn ic oi uirruia n-ini 9 ner rent tnrrei.se ! i.,..i. i. ni.u in '.... n iier.i.i Commerce Committee , cnert ones iiaianre? Instructor. Tenlnlucly set for Saturday is a . . . . . .. . ... nnvr ui-,,1 one-uay trip 10 inc i.ava oeus in , d , emrrgencv. Modoc County for the freshman general science class. I On May 9 Junior high girls will go lo Bly for the annual spring nlav day, and on May 10 senior nigh girls go to Merrill fnr a play day. The Junior-senior banquet and prom will be held either the first or second weekend in May Bar- To Be Studied "Americanism" and "Back to Nor malcy" were Republican battle cries in 1920 when Harding won. in 1942 tne voters mav have hoped to "Keep Cool With Coolidge." At any rate they elected him. And. whether or not the voters thought Hoover could put a "Chick en in Every rot tor tnem in Forest service officials said gen eral enjoyment of the forest en vironment "Just getting out In the woods" ranked as the primary purpose of visiting forest recrea tional areas. will be graduation day. Queen Ends Tour Of California announced Monday that hearings will be held May U and 13 on four aviation bills. Thev would: I Provide for development of civil transport aircraft adaptable for auxiliary military service.. 3. Provide for transport pianri A I don't believe to. Reader. I.OS ANGELES l.fl Oueen little premature to them. They ! Juliana of The Netherlands left adaptable for both commercial and chose. Instead. Roosevelt whose Monday alter a whirlwind weekend military service. 1928, thev elected him. They turned Democrats were promising "Hap- m Los Angeles and Hollywood. I 3 Provide lor development of an agr-inst h'm, rhouih. In 1932 , nv Days Are Here Again." Mavbe ! The Air Force Constellation In aircraft suitable for local aervlce That was the year the depres- this cheerful note did the trick, i which she and her nartv flew took airlines slon was spreadiniT and the Re. No campaign since has larked a off at 8:50 a.m. for a nonstop trip! 4. Provide for construction dlf- And this vear whllp It cllll nilhliran assurance that the "Wnrvt slniran Sn there's nn reason In ; tn nelrnfl frnm u here h trnet Inferential Mtbsldlefl (or airlines en. : seemed possible Truman might try Is Over" may have seemed a worry that this one will. Canada. gaged III International service. WURLITZER A mat alflctal iaa. Maay Utly styles flnlikn t MMM from. LOUIS R. MANN PIANO CO. 120 No. 7th Dad to Initiate Son as Elk Exalted Ruler John Schubert will perform his first official initiation Thursday night at the Elks lodge, and among the dozen candidates will be his son, J. A. (Jerry) Schubert Jr. As far as con be determined, this Is the first such occurrence In the 40-ycar history of BPOE 1247. -ujiimuun is set ror -0;iii p.m. NOW Wednesday DOUBLE S&H GREEN STAMPS of Cliff Yodcn's SIGNAL SERVICE 2560 South 6th (Open 24 hrs. Every Day) Vote May 16th E. O. STADTER OF BEND Republican for Attorney General DTI IN vVvs a : U . 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