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HERALD AND NEWS, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
TUESDAY. APRIL 22, IBM
FRANK JENKINS
Editor
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They'll Do It Every Time
By Jimmy Hatlo I
I PUT It-i A FEU
LITTLE THltfflSNOT 1
I FOUND ALmnfTUKO
AHD THE Q4RM THNcJ IS
KXJLED UP rjl, i
incjti iirvc
BACK!
CAUGHT In The ROUNDS
at 0:00 Thursday morning. The
public is invited. "You'll see every
thing from homeinaking to a talent
show.
It looked last week as though
Linkville. South Sixth and Hot
Springs had put It over, en mass,
on Klamath Falls.
The Wlllnrd Hotel opened its
fancv Ponderosa Room, a further
step in its modernizing program,
to perk up Oie Linkville end ot
town. Bob Waggoner rut the nobon
on his new drive-in drug store out
by Altamont School. Score another
.m.4 -4ni-n i.n.,1 nl,aH I fnr Kntlth Sixth
to see that Dale West's bull, Fyock's is awfully close to Klam
Blackmar Bell Boy, took reserve ath Falls, but Is now claimed by
champion honors, ana orougiuinoi springs suite ni.uiu ...
Dale a bow tie.
Yve've Just come from a. quick
look at the auction a highlight of
the fifth annual Pacific Coast Aber
deen Angus Association show here.
The visit to the fairgrounds was
the sheer curiosity of an ignorant
outsider. Our only contribution was
to help send out some ads to
other papers around the country
to attract Aberdeen Angus breeders
to the affair.
The show does attract people
from all over. Breeders who bought
stock and those who came to buy
represented at least four states.
With top animals Irom all up
. . - A I -J
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AISS.TR6MSLCCHIN WHAT f IT r r SHZ
COT1AWIEO Mtn wni"" i inc.
DUDS WEIGH wfWTIlgSllTDl W4SMEr.TM4TS a
i iMncv aha i . r " . . iiu imtv i w jut
I nLVWW Wnbitaw. aaoiMfwl unl IkJrikiHitMt r h AM ' I '
IM THIS UNOCRVVtAf? X90UT FIVE OLCtH I fr
(Hat fioxjk
I tliaDoctor -
NEW YORK Ifl II loukrcl like
the political man of the rear In
Idol una going to be the Indepen
dent voler.
NcAv I'm not so sure. I think
the tide may be turning against
him.
There t a at rung possibility that
the independent voter has already
passed the urnk of hln popularltv.
At the start of the indoor cum-
pulgn training season experts fig
ured mere iniitiu ue ai ninny us
Jfi.000,000 Independent voters this
vriir. and that thev would hold tile
balance of power In tho nresldrn- I
nlnof on the height, wooed by all
IiicIIqiih, was Inenlslllile.
Krli man could dream of the
following situation: On election day
the nation Is divided iig.607.B4S tu
W.Stn.dU and as Mr. Jonea steps
tin lu ballot the rival statesmen
snv: ,
"Mr, Junes, the fate of our conn
li y rests no your vote. ' Whom do
you chooser'
"I am an Indpiiendent voter."
suys Jonea proudly, "On the
grounds of palrlollMii rather lliau
party 1 rust my ballot for."
And tho nutlou break" nut In
tlnl election. cheers, Jones had made hl.itorv,
Tills Immediately made the Inde- ; The trouble with this pretty
pendent voter lite Clark Oable of I dream wui that everybody was
politics. I Irving to get Into the act.
He was oU'lurcd as a mull- If vou had decldrit to be an in
minded, thoughtful figure who UriirnilriU voter, It seemd Ihat
stood Hoove the clamor of partisan.
ship and weighed every Issua care
fully.
What happened? Well, naturally
i 44 tier cent of all living Amerl-.
cans decided they were Independent
voters. The temptation to stann
The grand champion female.
Eileen Javnbee 3, senior yearling
Irom Harold Rankin's Hermiston
herd, was just Up for auction as
we arrived. The "cry" of Walter
Palmer, the auctioneer. Is still
drumming in our ears. After suf
ficient auctioneering noises over
the loudspeaker, punctuated by
recitations of the animal's ancestry
and fine points by show officials.
the bidding hit the (4000 mark and
-Albert Wagner, of Napa, Calif., had
bought another champ.
That $4000 tied the Pacific Coast
record sale for a female, set at
Pacific International last year.
Try as we would, it was only s
couple of times during bidding on
a half dozen animals, that we
could catch the signal of a bid
from anyone In the stands.
The sales arena stands were not
jammed, as at the Junior Livestock
Show sale, but they were fairly
well filled and most of those pres
ent were there to buy.
While the seating capacity at the
arena was sufficient for this select
group of Scotch cattle fanciers,
that's not always the case. We
hope the fair board can see Its
way clear to enlarge the arena
soon.
The county fairgrounds will be
In use again this week. The annual
4-H Spring Fair gets under way
Qam&A WxUilaw
ABC's
Since the again, and before he said he would
doubling the site of the establish
ment. WASHINGTON
Vnu- fhl Week, along COmes 'vntpf-s knnnr thv
iSafeway with a remodeled ana between Shakespeare and Shelley, '. wishers started sending In their Marlanna
Woman Loses
Spy Verdict
everybody you met had decided to
be one, tuo.
That wasn't any fun. Ho. grad
ually, more and more people huve
decided lo go hack mid be the Dem
ocrats and Republicans thev al
ways were.
And thev arc having a much bet
ter lime. Thev can pitch In and
argue for the side lliey really favor.
Hack lit the fold themselves, thev
are beg liming to attack the inde
pendent voter aa a heretic or a
Iriicc-striiddlrr afraid to stand up
and be counted an a than.
One ol the e returned party reg
ulars ireently gav me this defi
nition ol an Independent voter:
"He's a guv who can't get a lob
wmi cnorr punv. miu nuwn nortrtt
Anl .nn M " f VOU BHK Mil ..
School Plans
Stage Comedy
' CHILOQUIN A three-act comedy I
farce, "Love Is Tiki Much Trouble.' I
! by Ourrnsey LePelley, Is lo be !
.. jtiiio, lt, II... .IiiiiIi,,' nnri Kftl.lnr i
...... .. .. .... -. Ann anoinrr sain. i vou a an ,. .. . n,i,,, i,.i.,
CLIS h"''V.r"", . llndependrnt voter How he stands on ! ,J ' '';""" " "li
New treatments, often and rightly
rnuno some cfliiluslou aa Indicated
In today flr.it letter.
Q What are radlpmllva lodlua
tiralmrnls? Have these trrai-
mcnu been successful' Mrs, P.M.
A-loihne, which lius been mail
radioactive, linn been used In it-
cent years lu tne treatment or
people with certain forum of inxlu
goiter, lu properly aelevted pulleuU
with this dlhordrr, and when given
by toimone entirely laminar witit
this form ol Irrulmenl, the
rcull Ireiiuently have been e
ccllenL Radioactive Inline treat
ments roiisllttile an advance of
great Importance III the treatment
of thyroid disease or goltrr.
V -What rulllil cause a vnuiirni
imih miner and lower eyelids
with tonne redness ami considerable.
Iom ol lyeluslies' Mrs. K. H. I..
A The moot liaeiy cspiiiiwuuii in
tisxaMi of the skin known an
tioborrlioiti drrinalllls. which gener
ally allccla the scalp as well as
the eyelids, and tomrlliiiea other
nurts ol the body. It should bo
treated.
y-1'ur about a yrar 1 have been
using succharln tublrU In my lea
and col Ire lo htlp keep my weight
down. Will Ihe rontliiurd use of
tiucchann be hariiuul lu any wav;
Mrs. J K. It
A --It Is nccensary lo aii'.wir
this (itiestlmi rather lreucntly
wlih n dclliille ' no " This qurs
lion has been carefully studied anil
no lin tin f ill effrcl,-, Have been UM
School Wednesday, 8 p.m. at Ihe
wakhinoton in n 4.4 school.
vote, the Supreme Courl Monday 1 The scene Is a college
rtk-oneninr on Eighth Street. That's nniim siwm-Ivi rw-rAinnitllv Inrk
just plain Mamaiu raiis. u smi-o a utile literary luster.
voters know they're not choosing not. a swarm of busv-bee well- refused to Iree Clerman Countess plee. rollo(tnallv known as
roison
After hts withdrawal, the mail i that she spied for Hitler's Reich
jenlareed store ready for grand they can hardly complain if cam-;slosans for 1953.
(prison term she
von Molue from me
Pol, and the time
are even asain.
(Oregon Avenue? Keep your
shirt on. There's something cook
ing there, too.)
In every gathering, sooner or
And
sneds
an hour on radio or TV. It would
, Huiiosk unfair to expect a candi
date to say in one minute what
Isuhslded although this cannot be during World War II.
drew on charges belore the soring prom,
or Hitler's Reich ' Taking part lu the plu
.JoAnn Slsemore. DavlcT Johnson,
the Taft-Hartley act. he tells you I
he stands on the tunnel),
eating t,,, u miilh, .mtnir. of course.
"'"jlo the consrleiitioun Independent
J"-''1 voter, but as Ihe outdoor campaign-
........ 1...,. ,.n It l,u,lr Ilk.
y will be !(,(-, Boing to be an even lonelier
figure.
r"," ' thl;"' 1M ve said in 30
blues You know the story: The . " canoraaic
Basin's on the downgrade: the with much talking time to reduce
ii nn th skids: business has his ideas to a sentence or two is
gone to pot lllke sk"ig a mouse to turn up
At the same time there's hardly ,h nose at a piece of cheese,
a week, never a month, goes by Nevertheless these speeches, or
without some new fanning develop- something, move whole battalions
ment. some event here like the I of voters to sum up the camnaisn
Angus show, some store being : issues in one simnlc phrase, some
opened up or enlarged. times called a slogan. Many must
It reminds us of the story of 'sit up nights doing this,
the two old-timers talking over Then they mail in the result,
the days of their youth. One al- as if to say "avoid worse by being
lowed aa how there wasn't as much terse." This is an effort never
huggin' and kissin' going on as Quite wasted.. If the slogan Itself
when he was a tadpole. The other!" found unsuitable, at least the
old timer told him, not too synvpa-1 postal revenue benefits,
theticallv. that there was just as I When President Truman ran for
much going on but that ft was ,eircuon in law me Democratic
someone else a-1oin' K. j National Committee headouarters
The next time someone tells vou here was deluged by mailed-ln slo-
that business has gone to pot, see "'
if that story applies.
Take that word "pot." Look at
it from the other direction and
you'll see that It spells "Top.
This is the story of Hatmv Haven.
in ye olde days. Jt was as contented-
a parish as ever there was.
He economy was self contained. It
grew and produced everything it
needed. It had no money, no
medium of exbange. Credit was
unknown. . . .
Everybody was solvent went to
bed every night all even with the
world. Those who farmed swapped
wheat, corn, and wool for clothes
and shoes. The carpenter who built
the buildings was paid in food, fuel
and supplies. Everybody paid for
what he had with his produce, his
cervices or with something that be
made.
One day the miller, needed a new
grain bin and sent for Tom. the
carpenter. "It will cost you more
than the last one," said the carpen
ter. "I will charge 15 bushels of
wheat for building tnis one."
"But I only paid ?ou 10 bushels
for the last one," said the miller.
The mill had to have the bin so
he stood the rais-;.
GOING I'P
A farmer drove In with 20
bushels of wheat. "Sorry, Joe, but
I've got to charge you five bushels
for milling this lime," the miller
told the larmer. "You see, Tom-the-Carpenter
went up on his charge
for a new wain bin and I've got
to have more wheat to pay him."
The weaver went to the farmer
tn get some wool. "Got to charge
you two bolls of homespun this
lime," :ald the farmer. "The cost
of milling has gone up."
The shoemaker went to the
weaver to get some cloth. "Got to
charge you two pairs of boots for
the homespun this time," said the
weaver. "The cost of things is
fcoing up."
Tom, the carpenter, was doing
fine he thought so he decided to
tog out in some new duds. He
went to the weaver for some cloth.
"What have you got to pay
with?" asked the weaver.
"I've got some wheat," said the
carpenttr.
"Okay, it'll cost you three more
bushels than last time," said the
weaver. "Everything Is going up."
Tom then v ent to the shoemaker
for a pair of boots "Thev'11 cost
you more this time," said the cob
bler. "I'll have to jret three more
bushels than before. Things are go
ing up."
Tom and his wife went into a
huddle. "We're worse off than ever,
said Tom. "I raised five bushels
for building the grain bin but the
weaver charged me three more
bushels for the homespun and the
bootmaker charged three more for
my boots the robbers. That's six
bushels; one mora bushel than
what I got extra for the grain bin."
"You'll have to build more grain
bins," observed Tom's wife.
"How can I?" asked Tom. "The
miller says he can't afford to build
any more wain bli. He's figured
out a substitute."
''Looks like you're stuck, Tom.
All you've done Is increase the I
Sage Sideglances
cost of our living."
SHOWDOWN
Then came the showdown. The
parson and the school teacher called
a meeting of the hamlet's peers.
The parson reported:
"1 am very sorry, gentlemen, but
the cost of things has gone up so
m Happy Haven' that 1 11 have to
get more provender next year. I
know of noother way to meet the
situation. '
"How about savin' more souls?
piped the hoss-shoer who was
promptly elected from the meeting.
"And I'm at my wits' end,
said the school teacher. "Whatever
can I do?
"You'll have to do like the rest
of us," injected the farmer. "Pro
duce more teach more learnin'."
"I'll teach more learnin'," pro
claimed the teacher. "I'll teach
you numbskulls that you all are
just running around m circles. Ana
you're Roing to ruin Happy Haven,
that's what you're going to do.
"If you don't wake up, this town
will go bankrupt. You'll pay me
more or your brats will grow up to
be bigger ignoramuses tnan you are
if that's possible. I'm through, I
strike?"
Pretty soon all of Happy Haver.
get the gimmes. Everybody tried
to get out ahead of the pack. A
new word crept into tne com
munity's vocabulary "Inflation."
Nobody could produce enough to
pay the others what they charged
fcr things. So they went on the
installment basis and printed some
money. A guy opened a bank.
loaned everybody on mortgages
ar.a now he owns half the town.
That is the story of Happy Haven.
Although each author Indicated
he had hit on something new. there
was a certain similarity among
the offermsrs which ranged from
"Truman Is Human" and "Be
Human With Truman" to "Truman
Is a Trueman."
This may have been the result
of a national telepathy occurring
among Democrats at the time or
It may havt been due to some
special maglo which Trumon wes
exercisin-r in 1948 when his vic
torv itself was considered a mir-
acie.
LCKgett. -n.PTt. ... crtuin dlnadvantagea
I to his position. If vou are losing
frtrmlly political argument at
'a cocklull nartv. ami nomrooav
when nnlilinl r rlx- 1 1 n k .11 an Inrtlrnllnn fh letter- Mrs. Von Mol Ike's home WAS De- ' Bill NlChOlsOU, ROIUlte
small fortune for half .writers have retired They may be trolt. Her four-year sentence nns w iintiuiin. onaron raruioo,
rnnservlnir Ihelr enerev tor 1 new Ocen marked OV I t nation S lice uuncnr twiBcr. uorawiv nrou..u.
candidate who can start bell ring- it was pronounced In 1044 I Nina Buck. Claulette Paramo.
ing In their heads. 1 I The Supreme Court s action was Hetty Porter. Dav'd Klrcher, Louise yu down and starts bearing
On the ReDub lean side the sud- i "'mouiiciii in an unsignea oiaer vjmnn-i aim urn yi..hu. .. .. ...
miner. ( Kenhnuer r,i mn mi which noted only that the tribunal Various activities are on schedule '., , ..,, i , . Democrat
off lo an early, il not entirely i nui v aivmca. oucn ue votes iur c n.i.a...ii.H u.i . ... ,..v .., mr ,-, nrpupuran- lBllv iirriiiilfl curr for nil
brilliant, start Willi "1 Like 1M r1"' TT" -'T. ; .. . . . I "tit what would Happen it vou A-Would a blrnd test show ilml
and "Win With Talt." ! aisqiiainirn nitnseu irom ionium .or jimmr n m- vrlrd (rom ,),,. (()or. -help, help. ' .-.,., .....-, n., ,,
please explain the cauien anil
cure Mrs U. R.
A- It la probable that the allrrgv
to daiupneiui referred to Is really
an allergy to lower plant life which
grows lu the presence of damp
lira Mich an fungi and molds -rather
than lo Ihe dampness Itself.
'Ihcre la such a thing aa allergy
to cold, and this Is what Is callrd
a kind ol physical allergy.
As lo curr, each patient has U
be trt-uictl on tne oasis ot Ihe
I vou up. you can get rescura '"'particular circumstance.! Involved
uno ii is not MiAiiiie to outline
of the United States
Politicians have an affinity for
sloguns for reasons which may
seem mystical lo outMdcrs who'd
like a little scientific evidence
thai slogans entice a voter rnlo a
polling booth.
In their book. "A Grammar of
American Politic. " Wilfred E.
Binkley and Malcolm C. Moos re- . . . .
porl that Boies Penrose, then the j "Or5TS ATTrQCT
Republican boss of Pennsylvania. I
decided the 1920 campaign Issue i kif Ara VlCltMC
would be "Americanism." i ITIWI f
When asked what "American- ' WASHINGTON iPi Recreation
ism'' meant, according to Binkley i visits to national forests totaled 39
and Moos. Penrose replied: million for on all-time high In 1851.
Damned if I know, but vou will the Arr"-ulture Department report-
una it a damnea good issue lo ed Monday,
get voles In the election." I This was
And maybe It was. because over 1950.
is slam-
the case. .-.oriii!! a movie. "Destination
In the espionage case, the gov- Tokvo." at Hie tirm Theater
eminent charged she was associai- Friday will be field day for coin
ed with consplrotors who p!:tnne! inrrelol students, who will vlsll the
lo send lo Germany documents, (ireuon lecn campus, rviamain
pictures and blue prints giving in- Business College and Pioneer Ol-, ." ' , n kl(.klnlr vou
formation about national defense lice Supply. Janet Flower Ls the i TliBfa the danger In ben
veiled irom tne nour. nrm. u n, n ,,e
I'm an Independent voter: i a Unfortunately there is as et
The other independent voters , bln)ld ,, m1);i. rnrtll j,,n
would lust stand there and look at . ,,r,.,rMrp (.n,-er it would lie
vou. Bill all the Republicans and rrmry ,rslralilo If such a tel
Democrats would rush over and rou, developed, ami there hs
I mrtunllv been mI riritl nf wiirlf
being an , .... 'lo M. . .,,.nil.
independent in anvtnina. on " complete success
have distinct admirers, but vou y wotl, llke t buy a pair
of love birds. Could 1 get parrot
'lever Irom llietn? Hilly N
. . I A Several years ago a number
AviflTIAfl HlllS I"' cases of parrot fever or psltla-
MTIUIIWII .ennlred from Im .
; birds The government tot busv
(and 1 have seen no reports of such
WASHINGTON oPi Chairman j iroiinie lor some time
Friwln C Johnson iD -coio i, oi uie v vn ic oi uirruia n-ini
9 ner rent tnrrei.se ! i.,..i. i. ni.u in '.... n iier.i.i Commerce Committee , cnert ones iiaianre?
Instructor.
Tenlnlucly set for Saturday is a
. . . . . .. . ... nnvr ui-,,1
one-uay trip 10 inc i.ava oeus in , d , emrrgencv.
Modoc County for the freshman
general science class. I
On May 9 Junior high girls will
go lo Bly for the annual spring
nlav day, and on May 10 senior
nigh girls go to Merrill fnr a play
day. The Junior-senior banquet and
prom will be held either the first
or second weekend in May Bar-
To Be Studied
"Americanism" and "Back to Nor
malcy" were Republican battle
cries in 1920 when Harding won.
in 1942 tne voters mav have hoped
to "Keep Cool With Coolidge." At
any rate they elected him.
And. whether or not the voters
thought Hoover could put a "Chick
en in Every rot tor tnem in
Forest service officials said gen
eral enjoyment of the forest en
vironment "Just getting out In
the woods" ranked as the primary
purpose of visiting forest recrea
tional areas.
will be graduation day.
Queen Ends Tour
Of California
announced Monday that hearings
will be held May U and 13 on four
aviation bills.
Thev would:
I Provide for development of
civil transport aircraft adaptable
for auxiliary military service..
3. Provide for transport pianri
A I don't believe to.
Reader.
I.OS ANGELES l.fl Oueen
little premature to them. They ! Juliana of The Netherlands left adaptable for both commercial and
chose. Instead. Roosevelt whose Monday alter a whirlwind weekend military service.
1928, thev elected him. They turned Democrats were promising "Hap- m Los Angeles and Hollywood. I 3 Provide lor development of an
agr-inst h'm, rhouih. In 1932 , nv Days Are Here Again." Mavbe ! The Air Force Constellation In aircraft suitable for local aervlce
That was the year the depres- this cheerful note did the trick, i which she and her nartv flew took airlines
slon was spreadiniT and the Re. No campaign since has larked a off at 8:50 a.m. for a nonstop trip! 4. Provide for construction dlf-
And this vear whllp It cllll nilhliran assurance that the "Wnrvt slniran Sn there's nn reason In ; tn nelrnfl frnm u here h trnet Inferential Mtbsldlefl (or airlines en.
: seemed possible Truman might try Is Over" may have seemed a worry that this one will. Canada. gaged III International service.
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Dad to Initiate
Son as Elk
Exalted Ruler John Schubert will
perform his first official initiation
Thursday night at the Elks lodge,
and among the dozen candidates
will be his son, J. A. (Jerry)
Schubert Jr.
As far as con be determined,
this Is the first such occurrence In
the 40-ycar history of BPOE 1247.
-ujiimuun is set ror -0;iii p.m.
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