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PACE FOUR HERALD AND NEWS. KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON THURSDAY, NOV. 10. 1949 rmjLKK junuas nx mtmi suBscairnoN nanai mt santa fl M my mi sssaoi. miff o iu uMcunt raxsa TM uxum ma li nM om tsw lor i.twiMiialma at an um local MVI eelalae to Uus hum as wU m U J a bM M mm "asanas M ""' These Days By CEOBCI CRAM AD A. Special Kraes Cmadnl THIY give bar In New York every year a horn show. It U u occasion for the Wan street monopolists to drees themselves fancy In tun and diamond and to ahow how many dollar each on I able to (iva Um Impression of having. It !a monopoly capitalism on parade. There are also bone. These hone are not a product of dialectical materialism as proved by tha Mlchurln-Lysenko theories, but are plain capitalistic bone, bred without the aid of the edenufle pro area inspired by Marxlsm-Lenintim-Stallnlsm The bone are shown to Judge who put ribbon on them, thu discriminating against other horse. Dascrlmin atlon Is an American characteristic and they do It not only with horses but also with rose, chrysan themum and everytning else. But the horse are not the most Important biologic units to the bone show. That elite position Is re serred for the women. Really what toes on at the bone show Is that everybody look at the women. Their faces, their clothes, their shapes, their ages, these attract attention. Those who go every year notice that each year some women (row older. , . BUT in this land of capitalistic confusion, this I sot always dear. It takes many yean to dis cover trie true aging process of a woman, because If she ha dollars, she can practice deceptions. For dollars, women can buy new faces, even get a doctor, who should be devoting bis talents to curing diseases as typhus and cholera. Ilk tn our country, to change the shape of their noses, to remove wrinkles, to straighten their teeth. Even women In the working class, even the most down-trodden slave of the Wall street beasts, rres the exploited tollera under Truman s Taft-Ilartley, can go Into a store and buy medicines to mak themselvea beautiful. They can buy some cbmlrals to put on the hair which they call a home perman ent and even their own husbands will think them beauufuL What other men think hah I Even Dottoevsky. the reactionary mystic, could not describe what goes on bera with paints and polishes, with, creams and powders, with home permanent. The exploiter and the exploited, master and alave. they all do It, only the rich pay higher prices In this land where clasa distinction Is established on a price basts. Also tor ths horse ahow, the women have coat made of fur. They do not wear the fur Inside like by us, but always outside In Imitation of the animals who once wore the furs. In the old days, they bought the tun from Siberia. Manchuria. Astrakhan and other places in the Soviet world where every thing exists. But on account of afarshallism, they grow their own minks and foxes and even make Imitations from sheep snd lambs. It Is amazing how they Hoop not to Improve the biologic process out to Imitate whatever Is tint done In the father land of Marxian science. Soviet Russia. AT the horse ahow, I saw many beautiful women. The male attendants do not look o beautiful. The women keep themselves thin- and small to prove they are not of peasant origin. They reject proper food like borsch t, tschl. kashe. They, only eat green salads and Ice-cream. , Their male attendants are not like that, although they spend millions of dollars, wrung from the sweat of the worken and peasant, to keep their fat stomachs looking like a worker on relief. So all the time they take exercise which is imitation work. In this land of confusion, the worker looks fat and the capitalist tries to look like a consumptive. It Is Ilka women buying nice-looking faces to fool their own husbands that they are still beautiful. SO X have been to a Trumanlst horse show, but I have nothing to say about horses. That I what happens to a proletarian In this Hoover Dewey environment. He looks not at first things first, not at horses, which Is why he went to the horse show, but st women which he can see even In the subway. But such are the opiates that they use here that a true follower of Marxism-Leninism-Stalinism, Michurln and Lysenko looks st women Instead of horses. SIDE GLANCES esea tM rr au armcL wt r. at sea a a mt. eft. Doctor Soys Excitement Bad for Stutter Boyle's Column Hey, Fellers Love Begins At 40, If Your Arties Last! mi Bal Beyle By BAL BOTXE NEW YORK CfV-With politic out of the wsy for another year, let us return to a quaint, old fashioned subject that enthralls as an. I refer to love 'amour. 1 amour, Tamour. The news from this" crowded field Is pleasant Indeed to those dwell ing In the shady yean of life. For with no govern ment subsidies of any kind, there has been wrought a "Fair Deal' for the middle -aged man In the poli tics of love. He ha turned out to be the romeo of our times. No longer do maidens sigh for the young man with an apple in his hand. They turn to the older sent with a hun dred acres of land. But he doesn't win them with his real estate. It's his sex appeal. For It Isnt life that begins at 40 for the American man. It's love you know, I'amour, .1 amour, I'amour. s Cxle Phua The public awoke to this fact with the discovery that 57-year old Ezio . finza star ol "South Pacific," was ' affecting the weaker sex In a way no other matinee idol has since Ru ', dolph Valentino. This grandpa still ; ha 'em gasping with his bass-bel-. lowed enchanted evening. And It lsnt Just a one-man mat ter. The current issue of Cosmopoli tan has found the same thing to be true in the movies: the real ro manticsthe eight top-drawing men film stars are all over 40. Among the standouts are Bing Crosby, 45. Gary Cooper and Clark Gable, 48, ' and Humphrey Bogart, the dean of , psnda-huggers at 50. one year older than the century he lives In. Dorothy Dlx But this recognition of the ama tory leadership of the time-mel-- lowed male didn't become official at least not In my mind until it was confirmed by Dorothy Dix. I hare slways thought that Dorothy . knew more about love than either j Freud or Dr. Kinsey suspected. They had to atk people questions ' about it. Dorothy Just knows all about aftain of the heart from some Interior radar of her own. Well, tother day. Mrs. Dix said yds, it was true that men over 40 are most attractive to women. She said girl bobby soxen mightn't agree, but they didnt know any more about men than they did about food. Experience And Dorothy gave reasons. She said the mature fellow knew more about life, had more to talk about and understood women better than feckless youths. A bald head and s pot tummy didn't offset the Intellectual charm that only yean bring. In her opinion. Dorothy summed It up: "It Is because the man of 40 know women and can play upon them as upon a harp of a thou sand strings that makes him more dangerous to women at that age than any other." Oh. boy! Oh. boy! Oh. boy! Ladies, Tm giving you fair warn ing. I'm 38. getting bald, and I'm 15 pounds overweight. But in two more yean 111 be a swashbuckling, fascinating devil looking for his fair share of harp playing. There a good gny time a com ing for us all, boys if our arteries last. 3 FRIENDSHIP Moscow radio ' announced that Soviet Mor- hol Konstontin Rokossovsky, ' hero of Stalingrad (above) had , been placed at the disposal of the Polish government "for the purpose of serving in the , Polish army." This, the brood- ) cast odded, "is on account of . the friendly relations between i the U55K and Polond." Static By DAVE I'NDERHILL . nil ' 11 .III I ff it By EDWIN F. JORDAN. M. Stuttering, sometimes called summering. Is s common condi tion. It has been estimated that there are about 1J0O.0OO people ho stutter in the United States. Stuttering is a nervous or emo tional disorder. The exact cause is not known. Probably some children are born predisposed to the disor der: that is. they may be cauea stutterer-type. Stuttering is not inherited but the nervous con stitution which makes for suscepti bility to this speech difficulty is probably Inborn. Children of the "stutterer-type- may live for a long time without developing any speech defect un less they have some noca or ac cident which upsets their nervous system. Then something happens which brings out the aimcuity ior the flnt time. Also sex plays some obscure part as there ere nearly five times as many boys who stut ter as there are girls. Begin Cere Seen There are two stages In the de- veloDment of stuttering. The California Man Admits Murder DAYTON. O, Nov. 10 lPi Thom : J. Conlin, 59. a 8an Frencisco business man, pleaded guilty to a charge of second degree murder to day and was sentenced to life Imprisonment. Conlin had been indicted for first degree murder in the slaying of his brother-in-law, H. E. McCrery, 57. president of the Master Vibrator company in Dayton. McCrery was shot In his office tost September 19 and died three days later. Employes reported a quarrel preceded the shooting. Conlin told newsmen that Mc Crery "made promises and then did not fulfill them." 'Primer' Drinks Kill Three HOUSTON. Alaska, Nov. 10 W Three natives died late Tuesday from drinking what the V. S. mar shal's office said was apparently "a highly volatile alcoholic primer similar to antl-freeze. A few houn after one had died. an urgent message from an Anchor age doctor failed to save the other two. The victims were Identified as Harry Chllllgan, Jack Tenake and Donna Nicolosakal. All live in this small settlement 67 miles north of Anchorage on the Alaska railroad. Donald McLaughlin, the gentle man pictured above, who does busi ness under the trade name of David Harding is the star of ABC's "Counter Spy" program. Well tonigh at 7 p. m. over LW David attends a swank Washington society party and finds himself, be tween rhumbas. in the midst of clever espionage group seeking America s top submarine s e erets. To find out what happens, listen to tonight thrilling episode of The Case of the Double crossed Frame." That Fat Man Is another guy who weekly gets In and out of posing p r o b-lems. Tomorrow night at eight o'clock. the corpulent one is sought out by a beautiful gal who wants to kiss him right on the street. Nice duty. well it seems that the woman has a motive don't they all since she has been named a correspondent in a divorce case. In the meantime the plaintiff In the divorce suit. wile of a wealthy businessman. fcund stabbed to death before the action can go to court. But never fear, the chubby one tracks down the killer. Dave CaderhOl Bits of "this and data" show the following programs coming up. On Saturday Floyd Wynne will air the Malin-Phoenix regional "B' championship football game from Central Point. The broadcast will start at 1:45 p. m and continue to finish of the fray. Station KYJC In Medford is help ing with engineering details. Another special feature program planned for Saturday night Is broadcast of the George Morgan band from 9:30 to 10 p. m. Charles McFarlan, currently pop ular for his bedtime series, will fJ Hpm'jrfiete I sit i 'Ji Joe Marshy Clam Chowder Can Be Dynamite! If Bailey Robert Is a friend of yours, like he is aiae, snd if yon want to keep his friendship, like I do, don't ever let hint hear yoa ssy that food clam chowder can be xaade without cream. In New England, where Smiley come from, friendships have been broken over tomatoes versus cream in clam chowder. Experts ssy that south of Boston the tomato reign supreme, but north of Boston It's cream or else! Free) where I sit, whether H shoo Id have cream er tomstoes is . dsaply Butter of taste. This is plain to anyone who doesn't come from clam chowder country. What a great world thi would be if we could all see that most prejudices are matters of taste only. Some like hot coffee. Some like it iced. Some people like a tem perate glass of beer. Others prefer ice-cold lemonade. My grand mother used to say, "Prejudice that sees only what It pleases, esnnot see very plain." Coprritht, 1949, Unltti SUM Brtwtri Foundalum The foreign ministers of the Big Three Western elite s Britain. Frsnr snd America are Die tins In Parts to consider ways and means of restoring the West Ger man republic to a place In Europe poliuco-economl sun. Simultaneously Soviet Russia has mad the Intriguing move of nam ing her distinguished Marshal Kon- stantin Rlko- g sorsky as minis- f l ter of defense In f Poland. This ap pointment re ferred to In dip lomatic quarten In Washington as a proconsul ship may mean that Moscow u getting ready to withdraw her troop from Eastern O r many, leaving that partly com- Markernt munlxed section of the fatherland a theoretically "Independent" (tat. Hot Chestnut These two developments, while having no direct relationship, strike me a being cut from the same piece of cloth. The Oerman prob lem, as viewed either from East or West. Is a hot chestnut to handle. It seems logical to Interpret the action of the Western powers as tacit admission that a rehabilitated Germany Is essential to the welfare of Europe as a whole. Just as at the lime of World War I British Prune Minuter Lloyd Oeorge's cry of "hang the kaiser" finally died on desert air. so the angry threats of reprisals agalmt the Instigator D. i feelings of Inferiority. A stuttering I " u" 1Kcono WOT" r child should never be punished with tmm , lt thtt n, . a nope oi Dressing mm or tne stringing Oermany also would be "I heard Mom tay that Pop it going over the bills tonight Jet's sneak down and listen to hit language!" S The World Today ; By DEWITT MACKENZIE AP rerelga Aftain Analyst 1 habit. They can't help It. The treat ment at this stage Is principally to slow down the pace of living and remove as much excitement snd tension as possible. Family quar rels, games or amusements which are too exciting, and similar stimu lations, should be avoided. A great deal haa been learned Business Mirror Cheaper Trans-Atlantic Air Service Seen, Maybe Manana By MAM DAMsON NEW YORK ( A move to bring trans-Atlantic air travel to the masse through tourist rales splits delegations to the air rat conference opening tomorrow In Mexico City, lht uue:whclher air coach service to Europe would bring out a new class of American tourist, or )ut divert passenger traffic from ih more profitable flnt class planes. ' The plan aay. 1335 to London. In stead of the present summer rat of UM also finds Iwo of Washlnston's alphabetical agencies o n opposite sides of the fenre EC A would like to see It. but CAB say the lime Is not yet ripe. CAM Intluenre CAB the civil aeronautics board rides herd on the American air carriers, and can be expected to have Its way. And so on, the Inter national Air Transport association, meeting In Mexico to art nlea for the coming year, may put the low priced fslr plsn over until next year. Iu proponents, however, swear that It will be kept alive. Some officials of ECA III eco- hamstrlnglng the rest of Europe. Different View I Russia probably Is viewing the I situation largely from a different standpoint Eastern Oermany knt susceptible to absorption Into the Soviet bloc without endless difficul ties. Eastern Germany and Western Oermany will coalesce In due about stuttering and Ita treatment course unlea they are kept down ia rvcvnt years. urn uvaunciti is I begun early the results are often astonishingly good. Many famous people have suffered from speech defects. Including Moses, Aristotle. Virgil. Charles Lamb, and Clara Barton, the founder of the Ameri can Red Cross. Oreat accomplish ments can, therefore, be made In spite of a speech defect of this sort. The Doctor Answers QUESTION: What causes the mouth and tongue to be coated all the time? ANSWER: There are many pos sibilities of which heavy cigar or chances of stopping the trouble are : pipe smoking are perhaps the best muen greater in me iirss siaae ue- examples. fore the child develop anxiety ana Troubles Mount For Burglar WASHINGTON (PI A passerby spotted a man pounding away on the safe In a restaurant at 4 a.m. That was the bet-Inning of a series of frustrations for the burglar. When police arrived he scuttled for the rear exit but couldn't find It. He climbed to a skylight and smashed his way to the roof but the drop to the ground waa too far. He crawled Into the bedroom of an adjoining apartment but the occupant woke up and chased him downstairs. He crouched In a closet, where the officers found him. Then came the final blow. When he stood up his pants fell down. They were weighted with M.10 In small change sales tax collect tlons stolen from the restaurant- stay up past his bedtime and do the emcee honors. And here' good news for you Notre Dame and North Carolina fans. ABC's "Game of the Week" is the furious fray between the above named teams. Broadcast time is 10:15 In the a. m. 8o be sun to listen in. Anybody want to take bets on who is going to cop the victory? A side not to TOM. of Klamath Falls. Two-bits says you and Wal ter Wlnchell could be wrong. The only trouble in making this bet is that when I was born the horseshoe on the barn door was turned upside down, and all the luck ran out. Never have won a bet or any- thin, else In my young life. b military strength. That la the nature of the rare. Therefore, since then would be no profit and much pain In trvlng to digest such an Eastern Oermany now, Momow mav plan on trying to tain favor with Oermany by a military with drawal. Diplomatic observen also think Marshal Rokouovskys assignment may be to strengthen Russia's mili tary position In Poland, both with the Idea of keeping that uneasy na tion In hand and of bolstering the Western frontier of the Soviet bloc of satellites. In other words, the So viet Union would be consolidating Iu Eastern bloc In recognition of the fact that communist expansion westward haa been halted by the Western European recovery pro (ram. City Group Saluting Lakevew Final plana tor the Lekeview vis itation being held today, were out hnA t the Wednesday chamber of . aovoraiea sii commerce meeting with a group ol , the trip. j Klamath Pslts men will play host to their Lakevtew guts at a dinner : party slated foe the Lakeview hotel. The trip Is to be made by bus and those attending will return tonight. Chamber memben heard a report from Margaret Santo of the Midland Empire Traffic association regarding a truck use survey now bring made among Klamath Falls businessmen. Purpose of the study I to find out if business turns now using their own trucks within a 100 mil radius might switch to earner If service were available and reasonable. Roy Premo announced a meeting tor Tuesday. November 11. at the Wine ma hotel to discuss formation ol a National Office Managera asso ciation chapter for Klamath Falls. Several memben of the Portland chapter of NOMA an slated to at tend the meeting. Several memoera of the local chamber are planning to attend the Warm 8 prints highway dedication Sunday at Mill Creek bridge the other side of Bend. Klamath Falls people returning from Portland on Sunday are uraed to take the new route and stop off for the ceremonies to be held at noon. nomlc cooperation administration favnr the Idea because lower rale might mean mm American tour. It spending dollars In dollar hungry Europe, where ECA now bests the load. CAU worries about the financial prnsiecta nf the nation airlines, some of which hsve had It pretty rough since the war. Getting the necessary equipment for the tourist service, plus III chance of diver sion from the first class service, might make sir roach plans too e pensive for some of the line. Airline Nplll The rheap fare Issue also splits the airlines. Pan American Alrwsys has been drumming for It tor a year. Trans World Airline oppose the lourlst service as financially un sound. The third V. r). (lag air carrier on the Atlantic route, American Overseas Airline, say nothing after all. Its sale to Pan American la pending. Most foreign sir earner flying Uie Atlantic are against lower fmea. Their govern ments want lliem lo gather In every Yankee dollar possible. Pan American has tried to con. vlnre CAU that lowered fare wotiitf mean more air travel the AmtrV can principle nf "smaller profits on low-priced units adding up to big. totals." Sisty euttil IATA members, rep. resenting leading slrcarrlrra of Hie world In the International field, meet In Mexico City to tackle all the rate problems. The plan to bring the tourist coach to the At lantic air lanea probably will ge over to next year's meeting, but Ita advocates still think that It a manana. m "CALL ME MAC" Mae Say- A "hamburger artstaeral Is shopworn socialite with a "gUw me" complex. The LUGGAGE SHOP is 11 Main Phewe Mil Czecks Close Palace Grounds PRAOUE bPv-Czech who take s 8unday excursion out to Leny, sum mer castle of the president, expect ing to be able to make sight-seeing toun through the grounds, are dis appointed these days. During the presidencies of T. O. Maayryk and Edward Benes Sundsy toun of the estate were allowed. But during the regime of Commu nist President Klrment Oottwald sight-seen are now turned away. Pint a new wall was built around Lany castle. 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