PACE FOUR
HERALD AND NEWS. KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON
THURSDAY, NOV. 10. 1949
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These Days
By CEOBCI CRAM AD A.
Special Kraes Cmadnl
THIY give bar In New York every year a horn
show. It U u occasion for the Wan street
monopolists to drees themselves fancy In tun and
diamond and to ahow how many dollar each on
I able to (iva Um Impression of having. It !a
monopoly capitalism on parade.
There are also bone. These hone are not a
product of dialectical materialism as proved by tha
Mlchurln-Lysenko theories, but are plain capitalistic
bone, bred without the aid of the edenufle pro
area inspired by Marxlsm-Lenintim-Stallnlsm The
bone are shown to Judge who put ribbon on them,
thu discriminating against other horse. Dascrlmin
atlon Is an American characteristic and they do It
not only with horses but also with rose, chrysan
themum and everytning else.
But the horse are not the most Important biologic
units to the bone show. That elite position Is re
serred for the women. Really what toes on at
the bone show Is that everybody look at the
women. Their faces, their clothes, their shapes,
their ages, these attract attention. Those who go
every year notice that each year some women (row
older.
, .
BUT in this land of capitalistic confusion, this I
sot always dear. It takes many yean to dis
cover trie true aging process of a woman, because
If she ha dollars, she can practice deceptions. For
dollars, women can buy new faces, even get a
doctor, who should be devoting bis talents to curing
diseases as typhus and cholera. Ilk tn our country,
to change the shape of their noses, to remove
wrinkles, to straighten their teeth.
Even women In the working class, even the most
down-trodden slave of the Wall street beasts, rres
the exploited tollera under Truman s Taft-Ilartley,
can go Into a store and buy medicines to mak
themselvea beautiful. They can buy some cbmlrals
to put on the hair which they call a home perman
ent and even their own husbands will think them
beauufuL What other men think hah I Even
Dottoevsky. the reactionary mystic, could not describe
what goes on bera with paints and polishes, with,
creams and powders, with home permanent.
The exploiter and the exploited, master and
alave. they all do It, only the rich pay higher
prices In this land where clasa distinction Is
established on a price basts.
Also tor ths horse ahow, the women have coat
made of fur. They do not wear the fur Inside like
by us, but always outside In Imitation of the animals
who once wore the furs. In the old days, they
bought the tun from Siberia. Manchuria. Astrakhan
and other places in the Soviet world where every
thing exists. But on account of afarshallism, they
grow their own minks and foxes and even make
Imitations from sheep snd lambs. It Is amazing
how they Hoop not to Improve the biologic process
out to Imitate whatever Is tint done In the father
land of Marxian science. Soviet Russia.
AT the horse ahow, I saw many beautiful women.
The male attendants do not look o beautiful.
The women keep themselves thin- and small to
prove they are not of peasant origin. They reject
proper food like borsch t, tschl. kashe. They, only
eat green salads and Ice-cream. ,
Their male attendants are not like that, although
they spend millions of dollars, wrung from the
sweat of the worken and peasant, to keep their fat
stomachs looking like a worker on relief. So all
the time they take exercise which is imitation work.
In this land of confusion, the worker looks fat and
the capitalist tries to look like a consumptive. It
Is Ilka women buying nice-looking faces to fool their
own husbands that they are still beautiful.
SO X have been to a Trumanlst horse show, but I
have nothing to say about horses. That I
what happens to a proletarian In this Hoover
Dewey environment. He looks not at first things
first, not at horses, which Is why he went to the
horse show, but st women which he can see even
In the subway. But such are the opiates that they
use here that a true follower of Marxism-Leninism-Stalinism,
Michurln and Lysenko looks st women
Instead of horses.
SIDE GLANCES
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Doctor Soys
Excitement Bad for Stutter
Boyle's Column
Hey, Fellers Love Begins
At 40, If Your Arties Last!
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Bal Beyle
By BAL BOTXE
NEW YORK CfV-With politic
out of the wsy for another year,
let us return to a quaint, old
fashioned subject that enthralls as
an.
I refer to love 'amour. 1 amour,
Tamour.
The news from this" crowded field
Is pleasant Indeed to those dwell
ing In the shady yean of life. For
with no govern
ment subsidies
of any kind,
there has been
wrought a "Fair
Deal' for the
middle -aged
man In the poli
tics of love. He
ha turned out
to be the romeo
of our times.
No longer do
maidens sigh for
the young man
with an apple in
his hand. They
turn to the older sent with a hun
dred acres of land. But he doesn't
win them with his real estate. It's
his sex appeal. For It Isnt life
that begins at 40 for the American
man. It's love you know, I'amour,
.1 amour, I'amour. s
Cxle Phua
The public awoke to this fact with
the discovery that 57-year old Ezio
. finza star ol "South Pacific," was
' affecting the weaker sex In a way
no other matinee idol has since Ru
', dolph Valentino. This grandpa still
; ha 'em gasping with his bass-bel-.
lowed enchanted evening.
And It lsnt Just a one-man mat
ter. The current issue of Cosmopoli
tan has found the same thing to be
true in the movies: the real ro
manticsthe eight top-drawing men
film stars are all over 40. Among
the standouts are Bing Crosby, 45.
Gary Cooper and Clark Gable, 48,
' and Humphrey Bogart, the dean of
, psnda-huggers at 50. one year older
than the century he lives In.
Dorothy Dlx
But this recognition of the ama
tory leadership of the time-mel--
lowed male didn't become official
at least not In my mind until it
was confirmed by Dorothy Dix. I
hare slways thought that Dorothy
. knew more about love than either
j Freud or Dr. Kinsey suspected.
They had to atk people questions
' about it. Dorothy Just knows all
about aftain of the heart from
some Interior radar of her own.
Well, tother day. Mrs. Dix said
yds, it was true that men over 40
are most attractive to women. She
said girl bobby soxen mightn't
agree, but they didnt know any
more about men than they did
about food.
Experience
And Dorothy gave reasons. She
said the mature fellow knew more
about life, had more to talk about
and understood women better
than feckless youths. A bald head
and s pot tummy didn't offset the
Intellectual charm that only yean
bring. In her opinion.
Dorothy summed It up:
"It Is because the man of 40
know women and can play upon
them as upon a harp of a thou
sand strings that makes him more
dangerous to women at that age
than any other."
Oh. boy! Oh. boy! Oh. boy!
Ladies, Tm giving you fair warn
ing. I'm 38. getting bald, and I'm
15 pounds overweight. But in two
more yean 111 be a swashbuckling,
fascinating devil looking for his fair
share of harp playing.
There a good gny time a com
ing for us all, boys if our arteries
last.
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FRIENDSHIP Moscow radio
' announced that Soviet Mor-
hol Konstontin Rokossovsky,
' hero of Stalingrad (above) had
, been placed at the disposal
of the Polish government "for
the purpose of serving in the
, Polish army." This, the brood-
) cast odded, "is on account of
. the friendly relations between
i the U55K and Polond."
Static
By DAVE I'NDERHILL
. nil ' 11 .III I
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By EDWIN F. JORDAN. M.
Stuttering, sometimes called
summering. Is s common condi
tion. It has been estimated that
there are about 1J0O.0OO people
ho stutter in the United States.
Stuttering is a nervous or emo
tional disorder. The exact cause is
not known. Probably some children
are born predisposed to the disor
der: that is. they may be cauea
stutterer-type. Stuttering is
not inherited but the nervous con
stitution which makes for suscepti
bility to this speech difficulty is
probably Inborn.
Children of the "stutterer-type-
may live for a long time without
developing any speech defect un
less they have some noca or ac
cident which upsets their nervous
system. Then something happens
which brings out the aimcuity ior
the flnt time. Also sex plays some
obscure part as there ere nearly
five times as many boys who stut
ter as there are girls.
Begin Cere Seen
There are two stages In the de-
veloDment of stuttering. The
California Man
Admits Murder
DAYTON. O, Nov. 10 lPi Thom
: J. Conlin, 59. a 8an Frencisco
business man, pleaded guilty to a
charge of second degree murder to
day and was sentenced to life Imprisonment.
Conlin had been indicted for first
degree murder in the slaying of
his brother-in-law, H. E. McCrery,
57. president of the Master Vibrator
company in Dayton.
McCrery was shot In his office
tost September 19 and died three
days later. Employes reported a
quarrel preceded the shooting.
Conlin told newsmen that Mc
Crery "made promises and then did
not fulfill them."
'Primer' Drinks
Kill Three
HOUSTON. Alaska, Nov. 10 W
Three natives died late Tuesday
from drinking what the V. S. mar
shal's office said was apparently "a
highly volatile alcoholic primer
similar to antl-freeze.
A few houn after one had died.
an urgent message from an Anchor
age doctor failed to save the other
two.
The victims were Identified as
Harry Chllllgan, Jack Tenake and
Donna Nicolosakal. All live in this
small settlement 67 miles north of
Anchorage on the Alaska railroad.
Donald McLaughlin, the gentle
man pictured above, who does busi
ness under the trade name of David
Harding is the star of ABC's
"Counter Spy" program.
Well tonigh at 7 p. m. over LW
David attends a swank Washington
society party and finds himself, be
tween rhumbas. in the midst of
clever espionage group seeking
America s top
submarine s e
erets. To find out
what happens,
listen to tonight
thrilling episode
of The Case of
the Double
crossed Frame."
That Fat Man
Is another guy
who weekly gets
In and out of
posing p r o b-lems.
Tomorrow night at eight o'clock.
the corpulent one is sought out by
a beautiful gal who wants to kiss
him right on the street. Nice duty.
well it seems that the woman has
a motive don't they all since she
has been named a correspondent
in a divorce case. In the meantime
the plaintiff In the divorce suit.
wile of a wealthy businessman.
fcund stabbed to death before the
action can go to court.
But never fear, the chubby one
tracks down the killer.
Dave CaderhOl
Bits of "this and data" show the
following programs coming up.
On Saturday Floyd Wynne will
air the Malin-Phoenix regional "B'
championship football game from
Central Point. The broadcast will
start at 1:45 p. m and continue
to finish of the fray.
Station KYJC In Medford is help
ing with engineering details.
Another special feature program
planned for Saturday night Is
broadcast of the George Morgan
band from 9:30 to 10 p. m.
Charles McFarlan, currently pop
ular for his bedtime series, will
fJ Hpm'jrfiete I sit i 'Ji Joe Marshy
Clam Chowder Can Be
Dynamite!
If Bailey Robert Is a friend of
yours, like he is aiae, snd if yon
want to keep his friendship, like I
do, don't ever let hint hear yoa ssy
that food clam chowder can be
xaade without cream.
In New England, where Smiley
come from, friendships have been
broken over tomatoes versus cream
in clam chowder. Experts ssy that
south of Boston the tomato reign
supreme, but north of Boston It's
cream or else!
Free) where I sit, whether H
shoo Id have cream er tomstoes is
. dsaply Butter of taste. This is
plain to anyone who doesn't come
from clam chowder country.
What a great world thi would
be if we could all see that most
prejudices are matters of taste
only. Some like hot coffee. Some
like it iced. Some people like a tem
perate glass of beer. Others prefer
ice-cold lemonade. My grand
mother used to say, "Prejudice
that sees only what It pleases,
esnnot see very plain."
Coprritht, 1949, Unltti SUM Brtwtri Foundalum
The foreign ministers of the Big
Three Western elite s Britain.
Frsnr snd America are Die tins
In Parts to consider ways and
means of restoring the West Ger
man republic to a place In Europe
poliuco-economl sun.
Simultaneously Soviet Russia has
mad the Intriguing move of nam
ing her distinguished Marshal Kon-
stantin Rlko- g
sorsky as minis- f l
ter of defense In f
Poland. This ap
pointment re
ferred to In dip
lomatic quarten
In Washington
as a proconsul
ship may mean
that Moscow u
getting ready to
withdraw her
troop from
Eastern O r
many, leaving
that partly com- Markernt
munlxed section of the fatherland a
theoretically "Independent" (tat.
Hot Chestnut
These two developments, while
having no direct relationship, strike
me a being cut from the same
piece of cloth. The Oerman prob
lem, as viewed either from East or
West. Is a hot chestnut to handle.
It seems logical to Interpret the
action of the Western powers as
tacit admission that a rehabilitated
Germany Is essential to the welfare
of Europe as a whole. Just as at
the lime of World War I British
Prune Minuter Lloyd Oeorge's cry
of "hang the kaiser" finally died
on desert air. so the angry threats
of reprisals agalmt the Instigator
D. i feelings of Inferiority. A stuttering I " u" 1Kcono WOT" r
child should never be punished with tmm , lt thtt n, .
a nope oi Dressing mm or tne stringing Oermany also would be
"I heard Mom tay that Pop it going over the bills tonight
Jet's sneak down and listen to hit language!"
S The World Today ;
By DEWITT MACKENZIE
AP rerelga Aftain Analyst
1
habit. They can't help It. The treat
ment at this stage Is principally to
slow down the pace of living and
remove as much excitement snd
tension as possible. Family quar
rels, games or amusements which
are too exciting, and similar stimu
lations, should be avoided.
A great deal haa been learned
Business Mirror
Cheaper Trans-Atlantic Air
Service Seen, Maybe Manana
By MAM DAMsON
NEW YORK ( A move to
bring trans-Atlantic air travel to
the masse through tourist rales
splits delegations to the air rat
conference opening tomorrow In
Mexico City, lht uue:whclher air
coach service to Europe would
bring out a new class of American
tourist, or )ut divert passenger
traffic from ih more profitable
flnt class planes.
' The plan aay. 1335 to London. In
stead of the present summer rat of
UM also finds Iwo of Washlnston's
alphabetical agencies o n opposite
sides of the fenre EC A would like
to see It. but CAB say the lime
Is not yet ripe.
CAM Intluenre
CAB the civil aeronautics board
rides herd on the American air
carriers, and can be expected to
have Its way. And so on, the Inter
national Air Transport association,
meeting In Mexico to art nlea for
the coming year, may put the low
priced fslr plsn over until next
year. Iu proponents, however,
swear that It will be kept alive.
Some officials of ECA III eco-
hamstrlnglng the rest of Europe.
Different View I
Russia probably Is viewing the I
situation largely from a different
standpoint Eastern Oermany knt
susceptible to absorption Into the
Soviet bloc without endless difficul
ties. Eastern Germany and Western
Oermany will coalesce In due
about stuttering and Ita treatment course unlea they are kept down
ia rvcvnt years. urn uvaunciti is
I begun early the results are often
astonishingly good. Many famous
people have suffered from speech
defects. Including Moses, Aristotle.
Virgil. Charles Lamb, and Clara
Barton, the founder of the Ameri
can Red Cross. Oreat accomplish
ments can, therefore, be made In
spite of a speech defect of this
sort.
The Doctor Answers
QUESTION: What causes the
mouth and tongue to be coated all
the time?
ANSWER: There are many pos
sibilities of which heavy cigar or
chances of stopping the trouble are : pipe smoking are perhaps the best
muen greater in me iirss siaae ue- examples.
fore the child develop anxiety ana
Troubles Mount
For Burglar
WASHINGTON (PI A passerby
spotted a man pounding away on
the safe In a restaurant at 4 a.m.
That was the bet-Inning of a series
of frustrations for the burglar.
When police arrived he scuttled for
the rear exit but couldn't find It.
He climbed to a skylight and
smashed his way to the roof but
the drop to the ground waa too far.
He crawled Into the bedroom of
an adjoining apartment but the
occupant woke up and chased him
downstairs. He crouched In a closet,
where the officers found him. Then
came the final blow.
When he stood up his pants fell
down. They were weighted with M.10
In small change sales tax collect
tlons stolen from the restaurant-
stay up past his bedtime and do
the emcee honors.
And here' good news for you
Notre Dame and North Carolina
fans.
ABC's "Game of the Week" is the
furious fray between the above
named teams.
Broadcast time is 10:15 In the
a. m. 8o be sun to listen in.
Anybody want to take bets on
who is going to cop the victory?
A side not to TOM. of Klamath
Falls. Two-bits says you and Wal
ter Wlnchell could be wrong.
The only trouble in making this
bet is that when I was born the
horseshoe on the barn door was
turned upside down, and all the
luck ran out.
Never have won a bet or any-
thin, else In my young life.
b military strength. That la the
nature of the rare. Therefore, since
then would be no profit and much
pain In trvlng to digest such an
Eastern Oermany now, Momow
mav plan on trying to tain favor
with Oermany by a military with
drawal. Diplomatic observen also think
Marshal Rokouovskys assignment
may be to strengthen Russia's mili
tary position In Poland, both with
the Idea of keeping that uneasy na
tion In hand and of bolstering the
Western frontier of the Soviet bloc
of satellites. In other words, the So
viet Union would be consolidating
Iu Eastern bloc In recognition of
the fact that communist expansion
westward haa been halted by the
Western European recovery pro
(ram.
City Group
Saluting
Lakevew
Final plana tor the Lekeview vis
itation being held today, were out
hnA t the Wednesday chamber of
. aovoraiea sii
commerce meeting with a group ol ,
the trip. j
Klamath Pslts men will play host
to their Lakevtew guts at a dinner :
party slated foe the Lakeview hotel.
The trip Is to be made by bus and
those attending will return tonight.
Chamber memben heard a report
from Margaret Santo of the Midland
Empire Traffic association regarding
a truck use survey now bring made
among Klamath Falls businessmen.
Purpose of the study I to find out
if business turns now using their
own trucks within a 100 mil radius
might switch to earner If service
were available and reasonable.
Roy Premo announced a meeting
tor Tuesday. November 11. at the
Wine ma hotel to discuss formation
ol a National Office Managera asso
ciation chapter for Klamath Falls.
Several memben of the Portland
chapter of NOMA an slated to at
tend the meeting.
Several memoera of the local
chamber are planning to attend the
Warm 8 prints highway dedication
Sunday at Mill Creek bridge the
other side of Bend. Klamath Falls
people returning from Portland on
Sunday are uraed to take the new
route and stop off for the ceremonies
to be held at noon.
nomlc cooperation administration
favnr the Idea because lower rale
might mean mm American tour.
It spending dollars In dollar
hungry Europe, where ECA now
bests the load.
CAU worries about the financial
prnsiecta nf the nation airlines,
some of which hsve had It pretty
rough since the war. Getting the
necessary equipment for the tourist
service, plus III chance of diver
sion from the first class service,
might make sir roach plans too e
pensive for some of the line.
Airline Nplll
The rheap fare Issue also splits
the airlines. Pan American Alrwsys
has been drumming for It tor a
year. Trans World Airline oppose
the lourlst service as financially un
sound. The third V. r). (lag air
carrier on the Atlantic route,
American Overseas Airline, say
nothing after all. Its sale to Pan
American la pending. Most foreign
sir earner flying Uie Atlantic are
against lower fmea. Their govern
ments want lliem lo gather In
every Yankee dollar possible.
Pan American has tried to con.
vlnre CAU that lowered fare wotiitf
mean more air travel the AmtrV
can principle nf "smaller profits on
low-priced units adding up to big.
totals."
Sisty euttil IATA members, rep.
resenting leading slrcarrlrra of Hie
world In the International field,
meet In Mexico City to tackle all
the rate problems. The plan to
bring the tourist coach to the At
lantic air lanea probably will ge
over to next year's meeting, but Ita
advocates still think that It a
manana.
m
"CALL ME MAC"
Mae Say-
A "hamburger artstaeral Is
shopworn socialite with a "gUw
me" complex.
The
LUGGAGE SHOP
is 11 Main
Phewe Mil
Czecks Close
Palace Grounds
PRAOUE bPv-Czech who take s
8unday excursion out to Leny, sum
mer castle of the president, expect
ing to be able to make sight-seeing
toun through the grounds, are dis
appointed these days.
During the presidencies of T. O.
Maayryk and Edward Benes Sundsy
toun of the estate were allowed.
But during the regime of Commu
nist President Klrment Oottwald
sight-seen are now turned away.
Pint a new wall was built around
Lany castle. Now Sunday vlslton
also find vigilant armed guards who
declare that the toun through the
castle grounds are not allowed.
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