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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (Dec. 21, 1946)
IUK TJS fclllor ataicaus irui ManAeTinf stejltor Today's Roundup Br MALCOLM EPLEY THE student of Klamath Union high school provided the best Christmas story of the week. Their gift of S30Q to the burned-out Henry y. Munday family was in tne best tradition of the season spontaneous, hearty, respon sive to a genuine need. It was not charity it sprung from the appreciation of an act of heroism that inspired and thrilled the givers. It was substantial enough to be a real help to the little family that lost just about everything in the fire. The students didn t fool around for several weeks mak ing up their collective mind. EPLEY It was suggested it might be a fine thing to do at Christmas time if the students wished; they deliberated, voted unanimously, and left: it to t h e i r finance committee to determine the amount. It was a good example for a good many adults who spend so much time on intricate "mechanics of procedure'' and "cautious approach" to worthy problems that too many of them are never achieved. When the story of the high school student action was put on the Associated Press wire yesterday it immediately caught the imagination and enthusiasm of nearby metropolitan bureaus. They wanted to know more about it and they wanted a picture. Let's give the kids a pat on the back for providing us with an incident of real human appeal admirably in keeping with the spirit of the season. Danger On Shasta Way THIS column has been asked to call public attention to the hazardous traffic condi tions on Shasta Way which, if our informants are right, bids fair to take over the sinister moniker of "death alley" from now-improved South Sixth street. Shasta Way carries an extremely heavy vol ume of traffic. Like the old South Sixth, it lacks sidewalks, and there is common use of the pavement by motor travel and pedestrians. An acquaintance of ours, who drives Shasta Way regularly, says the hazards are especially great when school children are walking along the roadsides. He asked us to urge all people who use the thoroughfare, on foot or in auto mobiles, to exercise extreme caution, lest there be a series of tragedies there. Meanwhile, property holders along Shasta Way might begin giving thought to the ad visability of a cooperative program to finance the construction of sidewalks on the heavily settled portions of that street. Basketball KLAMATH'S 20-30 club is to be commended for the enterprise that brought about the current basketball jamboree here, with four fine 'northwest high school teams engaging in a three-night series of games. The motivating in fluence in the project was the club's desire to raise funds for the iron lung it has given to the people of Klamath county. This program offers sports followers of this community an opportunity to see some of the best prep school basketball talent in the north west in action. The four schools Longview, Baker. Oregon City and Klamath Falls, are consistent producers of good basketball teams, and the current editions are no exception to the rule. Incidentally, we again call basketball to the attention of all local folks who are even just a little athletics-minded. Wayne Scott is back from the service, and again at the helm of basketball at the high school, and that reminds us of what happened when Wayne's team won the state championship a few years ago. The team played before meagre crowds here all through the season. When, for the first time in history, it brought an undisputed state athletics championship to Klamath Falls, a lot of people suddenly woke up and wanted to know why they hadn t seen the champions in action. Their tardy enthusiasm and interest must have received a somewhat sour reception from -the youngsters. SIDE GLANCES l! C' II S con iq v vf wet' mm tc u t ,t ft IX'Jtf "You'd better speak to Johnny he can imitate hit titter' voice perfectly, and he's got one of her boy friendt on the line now!" STATIC By KELLY ROBERTS Boyle's Column More Notes From The Zoo, This Time About Gorillas By HAL BOYLE '. CINCINNATI, Ohio. Dec. 21 XJP Susie is the biggest glamor gal in the midwest , ' But shes' strictly an old-fash-Joued home girl. She doesn't use rouge or powder, and she said '"nix" to a Hollywood producer who wanted to co-star her in the movies with Ellen Drew. . She keeps in shape and gen tlemen, what a shape! on a strictly vegetarian diet. She nev er has smoked, but she will take nip of bourbon in private Just to clear up a cold. ' She has midnight-colored hair, stormy brown eyes and she grew up to the perfect feminine height five-feet-two. But she doesn't go in for cuddling not Susie. i It will be quite an event when Susie has her 21st birthday next August. But there are sound reasons for believing that she won't have a "coming out" party and never will become a pinup girl anywhere but In the Congo. . In the first place Susie tips the beam at 450 pounds. And, of course, after all she is a gorilla. : Susie isn't just "another gor illa. In many ways she is unique in the animal realm: She was the world's first trained gorilla, she is the largest known female of her kind, and she is the oldest gorilla in captivity. '" "She's a wonderful animal the greatest in the world today, bar none," said her trainer. Bill Dressman, 63, who rates hr as the best of hundreds of animals he has handled in the last 43 years. i Most gorillas fall easy prey to pneumonia, tuberculosis or stomach trouble the "civilized" diseases. One reason for Susie's perfect health she has outlived two death diagnoses is the fact she's a big hypochondriac. 'Whenever she feels bad, she shows us where she hurts," said Dressman, "and she will take any medicine we give her." . She is one of the biggest eat ers since "Diamond Jim" Brady, and puts away more than 29 pounds of oranges, apples, ban anas and vegetables daily. Susie is shy, moody and tem peramental and only Dressman can make her obey. He has been in charge of her since she flew to America as a passenger aboard the first German diri gible to span the ocean. She had been captured shortly be fore in the Belgian Congo. After touring with the Ring ling Bros, circus for two years, sei came to the Cincinnati zoo and has been the reigning star for 16 years. For Old Bill's sake she will wear an apron, and dine like a lady, using her fork, spoon, cup and napkin properly. But she isn't fond of zoo audiences and hates camera flash bulbs worse that John L. Lewis. "She understands practically every word I tell her," said Dressman, first man ever to train a gorilla, "But after more than 16 years together I still don't know for sure what her outlook on life is. All I know is that she didn't ask to be put be hind bars, and she deserves all we can do for her." Susie has bitten Dressman severely several times on the shoulder, wrist and hands the hands that feed her. Dressman turned down a movie offer for Susie after he learned the studio was expecting "a docile gorilla." "That's Hollywood for you," he said disgustedly. "Whoever heard of a docile gorilla? They'll all hurt you." Susie leads a lonely life, with no other gorilla closer than Chicago. Perhaps that's why she sulks. "She's never had a boy friend." Dressman grinned, tug ging her hairy cheek. TTiere s been some talk, but nothing ever came of it" ATTENTION! Master War Beautr Shop now openl Hazel Wakeman, operator (formerly East Side Beautr Shop), 4243 Shasta way, next to Art's Barber Shop. Phone 3341. Telling The Editor letter prtatetl here mm net be 1 bb r Utaa M words la Unftb mail be written Icribly ONE SIDE ml tat) paper all. ma) taatt be iint4 1 CaalribBtUns Ullewiag U.e ralee art wartMiy meitmn. You Ask For It Now What De I Get? Now, Christmas time is just for kids, at least, it says so here. But since you've asked me what I want, I'll just tell you, my dear. Now, I could use a davenport witi matching extra chair. A radio of small design, I could place here or there. A desk set would be most divine to grace my brand new desk And, in my bedroom I could use a large size cedar chest. An automatic G. E. range (not sent me C. O. D.) (It's only a suggestion, dear, but . that would sure please me.) A silver tea-set would be nice a baby grand would do. (Remember now, it's just ideas I'm sending on to you.) But, if you'd really want to give a gift I'd love, by heck Well, shall we say in figures "four" you could send me a check. By MRS. IRENE M. WILSON, 329 McKinley street. Ousley Funeral rjome Sale Told LAKE VIEW, Dep. 21 Ever ett Osterman of McMinnville has bought the Ousley Funeral home, which will hereafter be known as the Ousley-Osterman Mortuary. The new owner has been in the mortuary business for 20 years in Oregon. He is married and has one daughter, eight years old. Osterman holds both embalm er and funeral director licenses in this state, and was previously employed in Portland. Salem and McMinnville. The last 10 years he has been employed by Macy Sc Son of McMinnville. He has also served as deputy cor oner for 15 years in Marion and I Yamhill counties. "T.A th T.in" Durocher id pears on his own Sunday pro gram over KFLW. "Your Sports Question Box." at iu:ia a. m. Where the Lip used to do all his yelling to the umpires, he now blasts away at a micro- nhnne The- famous Brooklvn "Bum" manager says that he likes his new Job, 1 aon i gei no back talk." . Oscar Homolka and Aline MacMahon will be starred in the Theatre Guild on the Air presentation of "Papa Is All" Sunday evening at 7 o'clock. The play presents an amusing account of the life of a Penn sylvania Dutch family living under a patriarchial system dominated by "Papa" who man ages to keep his household in a perpetual dither. What hap pens when the family finally revolts makes the play. Van S. Mollison, 5020 S. 6th, won the 100 buck Fada com bination given away by Har wln's for the best letter telling why he liked "Stardust Melo dies." Chuck Cecil read the let ter over the 10 p. m. program last night. Here is the winning letter: "Gentlemen: Congratulations on producing a really worth while show here in Klamath ' Classified Ads Bring Results. RADIO PROGRAMS SATURDAY EVE., DEC. 21 KFLW 1450 kc. :MMasie of Manaattaa ' :1S Imitiira Newa :W World Newa Himiurr MCort Siur Shew ABC :43 Klamata Theatre Gaide IMFimtu Jury Trials ABC 1-M I Deal la Crime ABC S:M Saerleck Holme! ABC I American Legion Pens. :1S Cnristmae Calender a Gaacbnstera ABC :l t:lt Jack Fins Oreh. ABC It.- Stardust Melodies Je:Se Freddie Mania Oreh. ABC llMSIth on 11:1s 11:S 1:4 KFJI 1240 kc Dinner Dance Qeia ,Shev Meet the Preaa MBS Klamath Temple Bed Brder Firet Baptist Cherch Sheet the Werka . Glen Hard?. Newe MBS Moslc I-et'e Dance ' Chic Theatre ml Air MBS Veto Mam Orcb. MBS Dealer Beale Orcb. MBS Art Kassel Orcb. MBS Newa Boand-n MBS : J.-ea 1M St 15 :je 1:15 tree t:IS la lt:is I'M 10 i5 la II JIMS ll:M lilt SUNDAY A. M.. DEC. 22 Cherch la the WUdwood neeeavo el larael ABC The Senthernalrea ABC Sfaawera of Blessing lehard Lribert, Orgaa Sermena In Song Calvary Echoes Binie Anaitonam er Air Sander Btrinse ABC Novatime . Sporte qaestlea Bok ABC linnr Kajre Orcb. Fact and Flctloa ABO c Preebrterian Cbarch Orean Moods Glen Grar Caaalema gander MerainCfCencert Pllcrim HorMBS Lutheran Hoar HBS Glenn Hardy. News MBS Commander Scott MBS Bar Sinatra Oreh. leland Meledlea M M Crime-Warden Lawef MBS Faihion Flashes Erne Bapee Oreh. Canary Pet Show MBS - ): I:H 13:St !: I:M 1:M t:S0 :M :U S:M 4:00 : 4:10 . 1:10 : t li 00 :IS 15 :: :4J SUNDAY P. M DEC. 22 SUNDAY P. M.. DEC. 22 KFLW 1450 kc. 7:M Thcatro Gnlld ABC 7:M " S:M Walte Uvea On :IS Symphony of Melody 1:30 Willie Piper ABC tIS - t :O0 Sam Rayee, Newa ABC 0:l Bepert to the People ABC t:Xe ImmaaBaptlit Harmony :4S " " la Eddie Howard Orcb. ABC I0:M Freddy Martin Orcb. ABC llrMSlia Off KFJI 1240 kc. Gabriel llealter MBS Wbat'a That Sons MBS Miocha Borr Oreh. Jimmy Doraey Oreh. Jerg-ena Joornal MBS SfaMa Graham MBS Glen Hardy Newa MBS Be Miller. Newa MBS Let'e Dance Christmas Carols Old-Fashieaed Berleal Newa and Orean Moods MONDAY A. M DEC. 23 Theatre G.ldt r I; 1-1 Klamatk :. Farm Fare 7;MNew Bkfst. Edition 7:13 Stop and Go Show" 7:39 James Abbe Observe ABC 1:4& Zeko Mansers ABC H.MTbo Bkfst. Club ABC S:l " - 1:39 " - 8:5 9:99 Kenny Baker Skew ABC 8:13 ' " M Brkfit, la Hollywood ABC : " " 1t:M KellerCe Home Edit. ABC 19:1ft Words Mule te:.19 Mr True Story ABC 19:45 19JW, criptares for Christmas 11:99 flfop and Shop 11:1.1 Waltt Urea On ll:S9 Chapel Moments ABC 11:4$ Ethel and Albert ABC Maalcal BartlHe M P. Hemlnrwar, Newa MBB kiso ana hhioi us News, Headline Today's Best Bays Favorites of Yesterday Fashion Flashes Connor's Corral Concert Hymns Yoa Love Art Baker's Notebook The Coke Clob MBS Mornfof Matinee Sons of the Pioneers Glen Hardy, News MBS Orean Recital ladles Xmaa Party Leo Erdodr Salon Christmas Carols Smile Time MRS Qoeen for a Way MBS MONDAY P. M., DEC. 23 Mystery In the Making Jnmplnr Jacks America's Futara ABC Are These Oar Children The Green Hornet ABO Darts for .Donfh ABC Coanterspy ABC Memorable Music" Christmas Calendar Dade Martin Oreh. ABC urew rearaon ABC Men. Morninr Headlines abc HollTwaatl Mtti nail mr FI Hhlte man Hoar ABC The Clack ABC Hollywood Nswi Local News World News Summary Me. In of Manhattan Klamath Theatre Galde News Matinee Crime of Carelessness MBS Hens of Mystery MBS Tmo Belec. Mysteries MBS The Shadow MBS Quirk As a Flash MBS Those WebstersMBS Nick Carter MBS Harry Horlick Cone. Be vie wing Stand Quia Show News, Headline Cecil Brown MBS Special Investigator MBS Music" Exploring Unknown MBS Double tr Nothing MBS !:001Vewf Noon Edition I2:lfl County A cent Speaks 12:39 Gem Session" 12:1 Southland Singing 1:90 Tom. Bar He It Show ABC 1 :1ft " 1:39 Baptist Bible Program I: Merrill Time S:09What' Dein' Ladles ABC S:lft " Newt ABC 5:39 Bride and Groom ABC J:W Ladies Be Seated ABC 1:1 ft " 3:39 HIM Matinee 1:3.1 1:S - - 4:99 Christmas Calendar 4:1ft Rea.Mestful.j- Yours ABC 4:3 ' 4:13 Tennessee Jed ABC 1:09 Terry and the Pirates ABC ft:ISSky King ABC S:3t Jack Armstrong ABO : Sporte Lineup Melodloua Melodies News" Your Dance Tones Farm Front St Market Living with God lobnson Family MBS Matinee News" Home Demonstration John J. Anthony MBS - Rickys Reqoest Dick Haymes Music Christmas Stories Tea Dance Santa Clans Fulton Lewis Jr. MBS Res Miller. News MB! Ersklne Johnson MBS Back Rogers MBS Frank Hemlncwav MBS Superman MBS Cant. Mldnlrht MBB KFLW -ABC TONITE! 5:30-Don Neal, Sports 6:00-Muie of Manhattan 8:15-Hometown News $6:30-Curt Massey. ABC 7:30-1 Deal in Crime, ABC 8:00-8herlock Holmes. ABC 9:00-Gangbusters, ABC 10:00-Starduit Melodies ALSO ON SUNDAY . . . 8:45-Sermons in Song 9:30-Sunday Strings, ABC ll:00-Presbyterian Church 1:30-Green Hornet, ABC 2:30-Counterspy, ABC 3:30-Dude Martin. ABC 4:00-Drew Pearson, ABC 4:30 Musie Hall. ABC SiOO-Whiteman Hour, ABC 6:00-News, ABC 7:00-Theatre Guild, ABC 8:30-Willie Piper. ABC 9:00-Sam Hayes, ABC 10:00-Casino Oreh,, ABC ABC 1450 Falls. "Stardust Melodies" Is as good a platter program as can be found anywhere. Your man ner or presenting the best re cordings of the top popular musicians is great. The different feature band, guest vocalist, and intermission band each evening offers a very agreeable varia tion from mill run disc pro grams. Then, too, the gue.ts-it-and-take-it adds a lot of zest and plenty of interest. Thanks for a well balanced program one that is packed with a full measure of listen ing pleasure." Good work. Van, and we hope you enjoy many more "Star, dust Melodies" over your new radio-phonograph. Before 1090 mppaI. i dom eaten in the United State-.), but bv 1B41 mnnn nnn i. t WU(IVlp were produced annually. MMMMrVMrsMIMrMVorVW The World Today By DeWiTT MacKENZlE AP Foreign Affairs Analyst kialb a Nana, ai.-.i raiu, r. iri'iir, w. i. iV " row Ilritish Prime Minister Alt Ices announcement in the house of commote yestcrdny that m'iso tiatiotis soon would bo under taken looking to tlie Independ ence of Burma one of Eng land s treasure house precipi tated a briet but highly signifi cant debate between the imper ialism of a rapidly passing day and the socialism which is its antithesis. Attlce's statement ' brought Wiiwhm Churchill to his feet with the pungent and colorful charge that the prime minister was speeding "the decline and fall of the British Empire." The old Tory maestro was In rare oratorical form, which means that so far as the deft manipula tion of words is concerned he was In a class byJiimself. Echo of thTej Past Still, to many, his was a voice echoing tire just and declining to recognize the march of time. Of course, one can understand hi feeling, for as he pointed out: "We have held Burma since 1883. 1 have always followed its affairs with attention, because it was my father who was respon sible for the annexation of Burma." Churchill's father one of the great of England's aristocracy was secretary of state for India at that time. The Churchill were empire builders, and proud of John Bull's endless posses sions. So one can renlUo how Churchill felt when he flunz at Attlee: "This haste is annulling scut tled Is the word, and the only word, that can be applied." To this the prime minuter re plied with a line which speaks volumes to those who recogniie that the days of imperialism are past. Attlee said: The government of this coun. try has not been too fast it has been too slow." Implication Plain The Implication there Is pluin. Had England acted soon er, perhaps her chunces of keep ing Burma and India within the commonwealth as sovereign states would have been better. Attlee said he hoped that Burma would remain a member of the commonwealth, and he has ex. 'pressed similar hopes for India. ! As matters now titnd there is nu i assurance tliese oriental cmnt ' tries may not cut loose entirely , from the mother country. Bui whatever they decide, we 'must recognUr; an the Attlee fiovcrmnent doe that the day l nasi when different ruees fun lie held toxether by Imperial ties alone. The Ilritish dominion", are bound by blood a imliiriil union. Hut there is no such bund between Ihe English and the Burmese or the Indians. The sumo can be snld of The Nether lands and the Dutch East Indies or of any other Imperial hook up in which a "mother country" trie to impose its will on peo ples of another race. Lakeview Man Hurt In Vreck LAKEVIEW, Dec. 21 Homer Kent, local barber. Is In the I Lakeview hospital recovering from a fractured right leg and bruises, received Tuesday eve ning when struck by a car driven by Jcrould Graves, Safe way store manager. Kent was walking to Ills homo on the Bend highway along the righl side of the road and Grave was driving north when the 'accident happened. The light on Graves' car monientiir- ily went out. and due to the poor street lights he failed to see Kent ahead of him until directly in back of him. He pulled the car sharply to avoid hitting Kent, but was unable to mi him. Kent stated that he knew the car was approaching but when the lights went nut thought It had turned off the highway. A few feet further and he would have turned In his driveway In the sidewalk. Il was an unfortunate accident, and was due to no carelessneit nn the part of the driver, who was driving along slowly, according to reports. Fast Driving Rrmnc fharflA LAKEVIKW, Dec. il Tht must (liigrnnt misuse of an auto mobile brought to llio attention of local authorities, according to Sheriff II. A. Cusiday, resulted In Ihe tu-rcal and conviction of Venue L. Mewhln:iey about midnight lust Tuesday, Deputy Sherlll Tom Klllolt was notified of the wreck of Muwhl:iney' car near Ihe Elliott ranch south of Lakeview, and went out to ar rcl the driver early Wednesday morning, According to local authorities!, Mewhlii'iey Intentionally drova In a reckless manner and endan gered the live of people In an other car. as well as himself and his companion, James Herman Woods, He slopped at one time on the road from New Pine Creek, parking at an angle across the highway to block traf fic, mid passed and repassed an other ear at a high rate of speed. The end came when he came up behind a car In front of hlin and crashed into It at a speed of 70 miles un hour or belter. Me- ' whlnney's car was wrecked and hud to be towed to town. No one was Injured, according to the sheriff's office. Mewhlnney upifcared before Justice Howard Kirk and drew a maximum sentence of $.100 fine and U(l days In the county jail, with recommendation that ids driver's license be suspended for one year. Woods was fined SUD.SO and given four days In the county Jail for being drunk on a public highway. GIFTS 1 I should be arranged for your family before jsnu- West Virginia orlgnally was known as Kunawlta. J Metal 1 1 o il Wood il Phone IS 7150 Venetian Blinds Patterson Furniture 230 Mala AT YOUH SERVICE JOHN H. HOUSTON BSI-RrsKKTIXO THB EQUITABLE LIFE ' Assurance Society Keel IMS I IK N tut rkont ""I THIS YEAR 4&4W Christma Imill be diffc A year ago we all hoped that by this time there would be plenty of everything. .It didn't quite work out, although our Klamath merchants have done wonders in providing selections for your Christmas Gifts. Right now, there still are many excellent purchase opportunities in all our stores but the Herald and News hasn't any more advertising space to ted you about it. - . . . .' We're about out of paper, and for the next two weeks you will get The Herald and News in reduced size . . . without advertising. So, for all our advertisers,, we wish you a very . , , ! , ' MERRY CHRISTMAS Jleral&ivrt&etos A Tom Mil MBS