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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (Dec. 19, 1946)
Boyle's Column Fiddle Footed Columnist Heads West And Tells It B HAL BOYLE CINCINNATI, Ohio, Deo. 10 Ml Traveling; nut from Man hattan ynu know you're In (he middle writ when You ere sign Mtylng "luncheon B8 ccnU. The waitress anyi "thank you" when you leuve a IB-cent tip. Ynu can tund up and it retell In your hotel room without hrciikliiil a knuckle aKainal cith er wnll, They put more than one dip per of Ico cream In a sundae and throw In a apoonful nt whipped crctun free, And the maltiid milk ar thicker than chocolate, flavored hydrunt water. You inert more women carry Ink children limn leading don. Ynu notice there are apacei brlween the limine. If you ak a stranger what time ft la, he dooen't suspiciously arab hla wallet pocket with both handa. If you ak for light, he lianda you a box of nyitchea and aaya "keep 'em, I gt plenty." The people begin to apeak In completn sentence Inatend of a aerlea of grunta. Wheat League Meeting Ends LA GRANDE, Ore., Dec. 19 ll") The Eastern Oregon Wheat league ilulegatea wore home hound today after completing a 1U47 progrum aimed at eslab llahlng grain commissions In each of the three Pacific north went states. In final sessions, the league yesterday asked governora to ap point commlaaiou to coordinate aludy Into greater Industrial, rommercial and agricultural uie of wheal. The alate'a foreitry depart ment was aaked to readjuat IV three centa an acre fire patrol tax on the basis of land values. The league aald ome acreage for ' which Ihe assessment la paid is valued at only 12.00 to $2 30 an acre. The atale teglilature wa anked to finance aoll conserva tion studies at Its state college experimental alatlona and to en courage development of new lypea of Implements. Ninety per cent parity loans by the federal government should be continued to prevent speculative price fluctuation!, the league aald. The peklneaea thin out and you come across lop-enren hounds Unit aren't ashamed to scratch themselves In public. fnnles nf "Tho Boat Loved Poems of Jiimos Whltcomb Itllcy" reu ncn "The Lost Week-end" on the drugstore book stands. Nobody faints If ynu order Inger ale with your whlaky, ut moat folks lust aay" and a little, branch water for me," Lady schoolteachers look both waya before lighting up a clg- a ret. You can no all day without hearing more than a couplo of foreign accents. People's words come out with a soft slur, but nohodv bites a word In two after the first vowel. The boya wear cape with ear flaps. The Chinese restaurants fall to outnumber the barbecue stands. You can ask a clerk for a Ihree-ceiit stump If that'a all you want to buy and walk out feeling reasonably aure he lan't muttering "tightwad" behind your back. You can't reed your news paper through restaurant but-te- alalia, and they leave the sugar bowl on the table. You can buy a man-sized steak and still get some change back from a five-dollar bill. The cops aay "mlalcr" Instead Of "hey youse!" Somebody speaks to you first. They take off their hats aa a woman enters the elevators. They call a racehorse by Its name Instead nf "that track walker" or "that oatburner." The coffee tastes like coffee instead of hot mahogany stain, and the man at the cash register IMishes out the toothpick bowl and aaya pleasantly, come see uj again." The people take their time go ing to work to work Instead of hurrying to work to loaf. Folks know their neighbors as people with flret names not Just strangers, behind a series of closed doors. You can see a aqulrrel with out wondering why he Isn't In museum. Former Portland Mayor Proposed PORTLAND. Dec. 10 W) Tormer Portland Mayor Joseph K. Carson was proposed today by the port development com mittee aa a candidate for Pacific coast member of the U. S. mari time commission. ' William Lueddemann, com mittee chairman, aald Carson's candidacy had support of other weat coast maritime Industry re presentatives to succeed Capt Edward Macauley. Christmas Mail Sets Nw Record ' PORTLAND, Ore.. Dec. IS (P Christmas mail la Jamming the Portland post office and running up new records, Postmaster E. T. Hedlund aaid today. On Monday 7S0O mall aacka were dispatched and cancella tions went over the million mark. Tiie peak la expected to be reached in a day or eo If last year's pattern is followed, Dr. Hedlund aald, when the outgoing crent was on December 19 and the Incoming on December 21. For the year aa a whole the post office has had receipts of $8.01 1,740 already ahead of the 194S figure with two weeks atill to go, ie aald. fmjtii eirTSS 1 11 HUIIIH. aisMrs I am skini on 1 "in tm men es hum lees if ran um f f KNOWS Hill Bt STUfrcu ww ft rt 7. 7 ill tsfters - HEBT GERH1 Dtlltltts WtHtra Vtgtlablts .. V, i J v iiuoy. FOR YOUR HOLIDAY PARTIES! Fancy Domestic and Imported Roquette Provalont LeRol Leiderkrentz Swlii Camembert Gjetost Smoky Roll Philadelphia Cream Edam Cauda Gorganxola Kumin-oir Noekelost Monterey Jack Wisconsin Brick American Limberger Italian American Grated MANY OTHER DELICIOUS, HARD-TO-GET FOODS and APPETIZERS PLENTY OF FRESH CRABS - SHRIMP -- OYSTERS and other Sea Foods "If it iwlmi we have it." QUALITY LONG RANGE FORECAST CHICAGO, Dec. 19 (I'l Workcre at the. U. S. weather bureau off Ico are certain Super vising Forecaster G. E. Dunn got a hot tip on Chicago's cur rent cold wave. Dunn and his family left Sat urday for Florida for a vacation. The first heavy snowfall of the season occurred on Sunday and tho mercury atarted falling. Yesterday's S I abovo zero was the coldest day since last February, Dunn docsn t plan to return until January 9. METZ. France. Dec. 19 111 Pierre Studzmann, a 8.1-yenr-old Alsatian who was conscripted In the German army In 1019, mar ried German woman end lived with her until 1030. Then he left Germuny. After World War II, Stud mono murrled a second time, tills tlma a Frenchwoman, with whom he apparently was quite happy until wifo No. 1 lodged a compluint from Germany. "Between you and mo," Studzmunn told the Judge, "my first wile wui never very attentive." "Between you and me," the Judge told Studzmann, "you should have thought of that be fore giving her 10 children." Disposition of the case was postponed. A wandering albatross flew 3000 miles in only nine days. PORTLAND, Dec. 19 fP) A block of .13,533,000 board feet of timber was added today to a January 7 Oregon and California land administration sale, mak ing a total of 83,215,000 feet tinted. The timber liei In 11 western Oregon counties. , Or. TaimSDAT. In. If. IMS, fef. MIS Mary Lathrop. of Denver, Colo., hag entertained and dined more than 3000 servicemen. THE LUNDYB V7 ML' mm Th unique; Is m.llnolln Ulnlns. Opts S p. M. Is l-l'l.i.l MsnSsM fit Hllii wail n AahlinS llllbwar. There Is No Xmas Parking Problem Here! 195 E. Main 9mr dtrnxiair Smw Yarn Aimnmy GIVE A GIFT HE CAN WEAR luy A STETSON HAT Certificate Purchase Stetson certificate and let him make hla selec , tion at his convenience. 8.50 to 20.00 TSS Mala Edgar Allan Poe, at the age of 26, was twice as old aa hie wife. Meeey UNDERWEAR Union Suits IMS Weel All CeMea SOS Weel 11 Weel 2-p. Underwear Shirts-Drowtrt 190 Weel 10 Weel ! Wool All CoMea Orecon Woolen Store onFinvnY TURKEYS: Now b th time to reeerve your Chxiet maa turkey at -Safeway. Placing your order today will aaaure you of a bird that ia guaranteed to be tendor, juicy and delicknaa. Christmas ORANGES a . W .i. m i TK Deeeeed 0 UaVl S3 Prime lb.55cl Sit. Ib.39r ib.49d Mcdw it more CKrisateowr with lota oi oranqea. Ser vol corlooxla of ne moot, beautiful orangea we're mb thla rear kcrra fuot arrlTed'tor Cbriatmaa atocidiioa. fruH bttalnta and Holiday crifl erf ring. Get a box or bedf box el these really aweet or ange. SquU-ty-Kul of rich hiice and swedleea. the whole kcmUy will heartily en toy metm for dor to 1 Per lb. 10c 70-lb. box $6.98 12 box $3.49 LARGE SIZES 32-Lb. Holiday box.. $3.19 Other PRODUCE 'FEATURES for Friday & Saturday Grapefruit 10c Texai, Pinki lb. 1 " - Grapes 20c Red Emperon ....lb. Dates In cello pkgj. MM. 714-OI WW Celery Qc Crispy Pascal lb. Onions Boiler size JtOc 10-lb. sack T W Sweet Potatoes 13c Uniform sizes lb. Yams 13c From Louisiana....lb. ' Fun fr Ivtry IN THE DECEMBER r x CHRISTMAS MClPISl PARTY IDIAS HOIIDAY DICORATINO BUY AND USE Christmas Seals Your purchase helps pay for the greatest lift of all health! FRESH f rieave YoMnf TURKEYS Hen Turkeys Tom Turkeys Vi Tom Turkeys Su Ducklings lb. 49s EVISCERATED POULTRY fiSAOY FOR THC PN f ROASTERS Whole for rcocting FRYERS Cut up for frying FOWL Cut-up for GEESE WhoU young, tender lb. 75' lb. 75' FrfeosMorfL Cfk IU.97 IbeEV Pork Sausage iw, 0x43c N Fresh Oystere ; pint 69c t Beef Roast xuMarbodtr D 39c Leg of Lamb aai.a Eb.59c Pork Loin Chops lb. 59c Pork Roast uei.u Ib.5Sc Eastern HAMS Sugor Cured Hoefwtehofe lb. 67 Meat feature are for Friday and Saturday ony. Shop Ouh SoceJU $sudhnfamplsd& Danish of Holiday JoocU! 'V ieYJi : 8tn27c Kemp's 7-oz. tin 49c Salted Peanuts vacXked Mixed Nut Meats Walnut Meats Vib.Pni.57c Large Filberts ln their sheiu. l ib. pk.39c Large Pecans BleaChed i ib.Pkg.53c Mixed Nuts Large variety 1-lb. pkg. 39c SaJcuuf. Tlssdi, MinCe Meat English Maid 30-oz. jar43C Mince Meat vaiamont i-ib. jar 53c Mince Meat coinna is-oi. jar 29c Cake Flour swansdown 2-ib. pkg. 33c Sage Seasoning scumm, i w tm 14c Poultry Seasoning sewmng. 14c Pumpkin Pie Spice schmmg. 14c Dried Pears T 30c EGGS Grade A Med. D- 59c Also Mrs. Wright's White oof 11'itM64 CRACKED WHEAT 13 Pitted Dotes Pork Row ideal for stuffing t25e Grad .... . A',.; Duffer Dairy FreeW Excefeant FkMsor lb. 86c Nob Hill Coffee Sehcted. whole bean Ground fresh when you buy it 1-sV. ie Prff 39 jr Chase & Sanborn Coffee in. 43c 10' 70c 17c Canterbury Tea pk'sb: 43c Tenderleaf Tea 18-bag pkg. GRAPEFRUIT CARLTON .Broken No. yavi-i Blackberries 47c Royal Ann Cherries Sun Pak AQf j No. 2H can Cranberry Sauce PsVflk bf8Mi Christmas No. 300 ACc Dinner treat! - con Js9 Green Beans sFurn.r'sh C-tt Butter Kernel Will No. 2 01- French Style can"' (Whole) Sugar Bell. No. 2 can Noc,n18c 17c Fancy Peas FanCy PeaS Garden Sweet N can 1 C Salad Vegetables Manp'TMn 16c Crab Legs "SE, ued Minced Clams fookUiu and. ChachhL. Ser 'ToaSt Karmelized 26-ilic pkg. 24C Soda Crackers Snow riakef 44c Kraft S-oz. 4). 21b. DOX 44c Mb. 00. Snow's No. 2 can ,H49c ,H33c 15-oz. Otr can 25c viuiii viiwnuci Snowi can Mushroom Soup o.tn.m 2c.n! Vegetable Soup c.mPb.ii . c.n13c Apple Sauce lA M 20c Whole Apricots SSa H21c Soda Crackers KriBPy Die Ps9Law mi viuwicia r.sh hoX Graham Crackers Sy 25c JajjuL $uku. Grapefruits 48.0,can29c Grapefruit" 48:0,c.25c Grapefruit S'V 2 can 2for25c Blended Juice Ss? ' 46e1n32c sCltAAaa CtlJk9fl tllCtJC JUICQU) Assorted glass Chevel Cheese shef ford pkg." 31c American Cheese shenord VI :31c Yelveeta Cheese Kraft 55: 32c American Cheese DtihbMpkg. 51.29 Breeze Cheese if$lJ23' TJtUedteumutL . Post-tens .aia J24c Shredded Wheat Baby Foods K.d Baby Foods CCSQ Dog Meal GaInes Cigarettes S Nabisco pkg. 15c tin 7C . -ib. pkg. 25c carton 51.38 Hue Tropic Treat, can 3gc , Orange Juice Gold Full O Gold 46-oz. can 35c Yn et More fr ysor sMtcy at 1 SAFEWAY J No. SH can FISH AND DELICATESSEN s iyj Special Price 9th and Main Phone 5374 3
