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PAGE FOUR THE EVENING IIERAl D, ,KL.M VTH FALLS, OREGON Novembor 21, IMS Sfllt letting lerali) H Kit ALU PUHLIBrllMl COMfANt. rubllabare rn Nil JttNKINS MALCOLM KFI.KT M.e.slne tailor PubltahaO tvtrf afternoon ascapl CnniHni l lOt-IO Snutb Klflh Bnlerad aa aacond ciaaa maltar at on Ausuai IS. Itot. under MAIL HATES PATARI.B IN ADVANCE H alatl rhraa Mentha. 811 Monlba na Vaar.. IHll.ared tor rhraa tlontks.. 811 Hon tha una Y.ar MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OP CIRCULATION Mambar of Tha t aarwiiatiA Praia la aselualvalv of all neat dispatches eradliad to oa oar. and alao tha Incal newa republication of eas'lal dlapatohaa bora ara alao reaerveo Rtprcaenlad Nationally by , M. C Moganaen A CO., mo. an irranelaeo. New fork. Detroit. Seattle. Catcatra Portland. Loa Ana-elea Coplaa of tha Newa and Herald, about toe mamata elis marsei, may Da aauinra iw mo aaaiua any of thaaa offlcaa Want A Dictator? WHEN the going geU really tough and the tax col lector stalks abroad in the land like an advance agent of the seven plagues, the honest American is apt to get his cronies off in a corner and remark, soulfully: . "What thia country needs is a dictator." Much of the willingness to say this, no doubt, comes from the fact that we have never yet had one. Certain ly the tilings that have been happening to those lands which do have dictators do not make the best of testi monials. , John T. Flynn, widely known economist and publicist, pointed out recently that the two European nations which are having the most trouble these days are the two which have gone farthest with this dictator idea. There's Italy, for instance. Mussolini, as everybody knows, made the trains run on time? but like so many other wonder-workers, he did it with , borrowed money, and his present actions have a remarkable likeness to the antics of a man who is striving desperately to keep one jump ahead :of the sheriff. - . , Italy's war in Ethiopia is a war of desperation. The country's , economic position has been getting steadily worse for years. The- budget js so lar out oi Daiance that it makes our own look finance drawn up: by an old instruction of the young. Win, lose, or draw, the sret nothing out of its Ethiopian venture but more grief. In Germany the condition ment is still going up, retail prices are painfully high, and only a spurt of orders for war materials keeps the .bottom from falling away down to the realm of the de parted. -"(- As in Italy, "the desperation born of a tightening economic crisis is leading people to look on war as the only hope of salvation and when a nation begins think ing that way it is almost time to notify a few close friends and prepare for a simple but impressive service at the home. . ; . Now all this is worth thinking about, twice. A dictatorship is the sort of thing that is resorted to as a last hope. It comes when' people feel that their situation is so bad that it couldn't possibly be any worse. And here we have the two: leading- examples of dic tatorship, proving that that idea is. utterly cock-eyed that the one sure way to make- a- bad situation worse is to hand' everything over to one man and tell him to shoot the works. . , In bad times we may say that we need a dictator. It is not hard to imagine oppressed citizens of Italy and Germany getting off in a corner and saying, furtively: "What this country needs is a republic.". Klamath Men's Chorus A MEN'S CHORUS for Klamath Falls is in process of development under the direction of James Stevens, the Medford singer and instructor .who made such a favorable impression here a winter or two ago when he appeared with the Medford Gleemen. Sponsorship of the project has been assumed by the Kiwanis club, which has had a men's chorus among its members for several years. Membership in the new group, however, is not confined to members of the serv ice club. ... s- ;'A men's singing organization can be a source of . real pleasure and cultural advancement in trie community. The development of the new project of the Kiwanis club will be watched with much interest. . Fort Klamath TORT KLAMATH, Ore. Wal . ter Monroe returned Monday eve ning from Welser, Idaho, -where ho hat spent the past several week. Klamath Falls visitors Tuesday from Fort Klamath included Mr. and Mrs. Roy Hawe and Alfred B. CasteL Mrs. Bernard McGrath of Lake- view is a house guest at tne home of her brother-in-law and sister, Mr. and Mrs. Eldon Brat- tain. Mrs. McGrath arrived Tues day, and expects to visit in Fort Klamath for two weeks. Mr. and Mrs. George Dutton went to Klamath Falls Wednes day. Mrs. Helen Ferguson entertain ed a group of women at her home in Fort Klamath for a social af ternoon Wednesday. The time was pleasantly spent In needle work and conversation, with the hnatpaH nnalalofl hv Mr, T.vitla Ferguson, serving refreshments at tha close of the afternoon. Those present Included: Mes dames Lucille Nicholson and daughter, Lou Ellen, Opal Page, Emma Brlcco, Martha Brewer, Nettle Bishop, Helena Horton, T.Vrlin CarpiiBnn anil 11a hnglain Mrs. Helen Ferguson and two children. Lee Cypher and Alfred W. Orhn left Wednesday by car for (Jali- luiuia auu trApeii iu return shortly to Fort Klamath. William Byrura of Medford spent Wednesday and Thursday at a guest at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Qns Page. Byrum en joyed two days of duck shooting while In Fort Klamath. Miss Gertrude Bernst, who has been employed at the Fort Klam ath hotel, left by train from Chilouln Thursday for Portland, -where she will visit with rela tives and friends until after Christmas, when she expects to Publlahlns BII..L Kli main Falla, oragna lha poatoroca of Klamath Falla. Or, acl of Cnnar.aa. Marco t. U7t '.In County miata-a Coanty " " II It t It S It ( OS t Ot Carrlar la CUT -I tl . Kb - I to . ttt Aaaoetatad Prcaa entitled to lha naa or raoublrcatloo It or not otharwtaa eradltad In tbia publlahed tharaln. All rlchta of tos.ther with complete Information like an exercise in irugai - fashioned '.banker for the Italian nation can expect to is little better. Unemploy Tetnrn to- Fort Klamath and. re sume her position at the taoteL: Eldon Brattain left Wednesday for Lakeview where he will spend a few days viBiting his mother and attending to business mat ters. Mrs. Geneva Brattain enter tained members of the Contract Bridge club at her home in Fort Klamath Wednesday evening. Fol lowing dessert served by the hos tess at eight o'clock, two tables of contract bridge were in play until a late hour, with high hon ors going to Mrs. Amy Zum brunn, and second high to Mrs. Joe Taylor. Those present in cluded: Mesdames Jeanne Hess, Sadye - Page, Joe Taylor, Lois Slsemore, Mildred Castel, Amy Kumbrunn, Myrtle Wimer, Geneva Brattain and her sister, Mrs. El sie McOrath, who is visiting Mrs. Brattain from Lakeview. Mr. and Mrs. Fred Bishop spent last Sunday visiting Mr. and Mrs. Bert Clarington and Mr. and Mrs. Merle - Mayfield in Chilouln. Mrs. Glenn Ferguson is visit ing Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Vigue and family in Lakeview, going over with Budd Vigue and his sister, Merle Vigue, last Monday. Of interest to her many friends is the announcement of the mar riage in Portland on Tuesday of Miss Ida Briscoe, well-known Fort Klamath girl, and Mr. Har old Bevens. Miss Briscoe has operated a confectionery and lunch room, known as the Calico Cut, in Fort Klamath for the past three years, and is a daugh ter of Mr. and Mrs. E. D. Bris coe of Fort Klamath. Mr, Bevens Is employed as timekeeper by the Coniptun Construction com pany, and worked in Crater Lake park during the past summer in that capacity. , . During the last 440 years, more than 500,000,000 ounces of gold, worth about $16,000,000, 000 at present prices, have been lost. Bunonff by Tha Hera la WASHINGTON NBU8 lIKHIM) TIIK NKW8 a a a Tha In.hle Hiory Kroiu The Cnpltnl a a a lljr I'.U'I. M A I. ION Copyright 1936, by Paul Malloa WASHINGTON, Nov. II. An unnoticed but brcal lilo?s pause in the breathing spell occurred at S:40 p. m. last November 14. As rlrulliire Secretary Wallace spoke at that hour on "matters of grav est national importance." Ills words were mild, His Ideas were hinted in tha form of ara demlc theories. Conao,uentiy only the schooled technicians In and out of Ills audience at the academy of political science, Co luinbia university, may have caught the full force of what he appears to have been driving at l'leclug it together with Mr. Wallace's latest depressing book and his other recent speeches, the economic experts have concluded that Mr. Wallace is groping his way toward a more definite pro gram of new planned economy than the left wing new dealers hare been generalising about here tofore. It may be known, for con venience, as the Wallace plan, a a a THFXVRY The way the economists con dense the theory into understand able language is this: The trouble with Industry It that it is protected by uunutural tariffs and monopolies against natural production and natural prices. During depressions, indus trial prices do not drop apprecia bly. The only thing that hapnent Is that production stops, causing un employment, until manufacturers can again get their desired price. The AAA tried to protect the farmer against that system by also limiting production and by main taining an unnaturally high price for his products. But that sys tem is wrong for the farmer as well as for ludustry.- hat should be done is to create a free-flowing system for both. Everyone would then be required to produce continu ously. Thus everyone would alto buy continuously. Products would be sold for whatever they would bring, except that there would be a celling beyond which they could not be lifted. No tafiffs; no monopolies. Just all producing and all consuming. MEANINGS Certain foremost economists here have grown disiy, or dlnier. trying to find out what this would mean in terms of practical appli cation. Obviously It would require com plete reorganization of Industry. The Germans conld send in their steel for trl-borough bridges; the steel companies would have to make rolling pins or lace ruffles. Also, It might require government supervision beyond that generally discussed heretofore. - It would certainly necessitate strong polic ing " by someone... Furthermore, it is hardly probable that a good start could be made toward such a goal on a nationalistic basis, without world co-operation. The only bint Mr. Wallace gave about starting this ideal world was the suggestion that a council on general welfare be created. He would have this council conduct referenda on economic issues and steer the economic course of na tional administrations, no matter which political party happened to be In control of the presidency. (Note Mr. Wallace would retain the democratic system; also a con stitution.) a a GrARAXTEE - Only one conclusion In all this groping theory can be fully guar anteed. It is that Professor Tug- well is only the aileron on the left wing now. Mr. Wallace Is the strut and fabric. It would seem to be safe, how ever, to advise industrialists that they need not hold fheir hrea'.h until Mr. Wallace's plan is worked out.' There may conceivably be a new deal'move to take the monop oly word) right out of Senator Borah s mouth. Also, the Canadian treaty indicated that some prog ress is being made toward tariff reduction. But the alacrity dis played at the White House in mov ing to prevent a repetition of the German steel incident was hardly in line with the Wallace theory. Also, Commerce Secretary Rop er is still making "breathing spell" speeches. FEINT No one at the White Honse broke down and bawled when Father Coughlin broke with the adminis tration the other Sunday, Official comment was not offered, but there was some private comment indicating a light-hearted attitude. One caustic associate of the presi dent suggested that the famous radio star might have been fish ing for a pat on the back. The basic fact seems to he that Washington authorities do not re gard Father Coughlin with as much terror as at this time last year. There are reports on the Inside that his mall can now be carried in a wheelbarrow instead of the fleet of. trucks formerly re quired. PLEASANTRY There seems to have been an Inner misunderstanding about Mayor La Uuardla's speech at the conference of mayors. He has used hit stock phrase, "Semi-colon lawyers of the new dealers," In every speech since the memory of New York newsmen runneth not to the contrary. But the boys here had not heard it before, played It up. They did not real ize that, in the next paragraph, Mr. La Guardia always praises Messrs. Hopkins, Ickes and all the names he can remember here. The answer to Mr. La Guardla's relationship with the new deal Is that be sat on the allotment board and got all that was coming for New York city. Note Mr. La Guardia virtually admitted in his speech that he has no hopes or intentions of re-elec tion. The opossum uses Its tall as a hand In clinging to boughs, I SIDE G L A N ' ' r- J ti i" 'i fi ' f "Now. lisltn. Mr. Kocksworth' Jusl like Ie sold tnvsrll - "Mo you-thai s how 1 Adolph's Observations AN awful lot of folks are apending , considerable thought speculating on the possibilities of television. The thing is now practicable and several successful demonstra tions have been made, but of course to a layman, the ques tion of possible usage presents a problem. A fellow like me who Is al ways writing newspaper articles about people and with whom nearly everyone is mad, could n't use the telephone at all anymore. It wouldn't be pos sible for me to call anybody beacuse the minute they see who It Is they will hang up. You know, and they'll hang the thing right up in your face too. This new invention Is bad news for the telephone solici tors. There won't be any more sale for extensions in bath rooms. About the Bible IN THE worldwide literature of the English tongue, as' well at others, the Scriptures have fur nished immense numbers of In fluences. "Piers the Plowman" was a fourteenth century appear from the Bible for the rights of the com mon man, who suffered in those days, as in many since, from the selfishness of the rich and power ful, and on whose side the Influ ence and spirit of the Bible has always stood. In later years Shakespeare was mightily Influ enced by the early print known as the Geneva Bible. Note, "In those holy flelds'over whose acres walked those blessed feet, which fourteen hundred years ago were nailed for our advant age on the bitter cross." Henry IV: "The quality of mercy is not- strained. It droppeth as the gen tle rain from heaven up on the place beneath." Merchant of Venice. FT. KLAMATH FORT KLAMATH, Ore. Miss Frances Smith returned to her home In Fort Klamath Sunday after visiting friends dn Salem. She was accompanied to Fort Klamath by S. Crauser, his mother, sister, and a friend, A. La Pointe, all of Salem. The group returned to Salem Sunday evening after bringing Miss Smith home. Mr. and Mrs. Erton J. Hollen bach left for Brawley, Cal., Fri day morning after visiting for the past two weeks at the home of Mrs. Hollenbach't parents, Mr. and Mrs. H. B. Loosley, of Fort Klamath. They were accompan ied as far as Montague, Cal., by Mrs. Hollenbach's grandmother, Mrs. Mary B. F. Hesslg, who will spend the winter months visiting her sister in Montague, after staying with Mr. and Mrs, H. B. Loosley during the spring and summer. The Civic Improvement club held its regular meeting Friday afternoon in the clubhouse with President Helena Horton in the chair. ' Due to the resignation of Mes dames Ottie Mae Ashley and Myrtle Denton from the respec tive offices of president and vice president, to which they were elected at the last club meeting, balloting was held on two other club members to act In these of fices for 1936, resulting in the Bronchial Coughs Read This Generous Offer Get a 45 cent bottle of Buck ley's Mixture (triple acting) at Magill Drug Co., Waggoner Drug Co., or any good drug store take S doses before you go to bed tonight then If that tough old persistent cough hasn't left you if you do not sleep like a top all night- long get your money back it acts like a flash often one sip stops an ordinary cough. , BUCKLEY'C MlXTUREIiJ A SINGLE SIP PROVES IT C E S -s Gr ?'r, could sill your product! election of Mrs. Jeanne Hess as president, and of Mrs, Opnl Page, vice president. It wus decided to bold a special meeting on the evening of November 23, nt which time the new stuff of of ficers wilt be. Installed. Tills meeting will' also mark the an nual entertainment given by the club members tor their husbands and families, which this year will Include a banquet followed by an evening of cards at tho close of the special club meeting. Its ports of the activities of the past year will be mnde also at this time by the outgoing officers. Plans were made for a club af fair to be given on the evening of December 14, at which time a bard-time novelty dance will be held, with a prize offered for tho best hard-time costume worn. There will he an apron booth, in charge of Mrs. Willcska Loosley. and home-made candy will also be sold during the evening, Mrs. Elva Varnuui being in charge of the candy booth.. Mesdames Lucille . Nicholson and Helena Horton served re freshments at the close of the club meeting to the following guests: Mesdames Pearl Edwards, Opal Pane, Vera Hackler, May Grayt Willcska Loosley and chil dren, Joan and Wilfred, Emma Gorden, -Marcetia itawe, Jeanne Hess and Miss Jestalee Keffeler. Mr. and 'Mrs. Walter Monroe and Henry Gordon spent Satur day in Klamath Falls. ' The old-time dance sponsored by the local Towntend club in the C. I. clubhouse Saturday was a great success, a large crowd attending and enjoying a good time. Mnslc for dancing was furnished by a group of local musicians,, assisted by Mr. and Mrs. Lester Abbott and daughter of Altamont, Klamath Falls, Earl Ilrad field of Chlloquln, and Joe Klmsey of Klamath Falls. Calls for the square dances were given by Ernest Bennett. Supper was served at midnight by a commit tee of Townsend club women. Arrangements for the dance were in charge of Hansford Williams, E. M. Leever and H. B. Loosley. Mr. and Mrs. Lornn Moon and daughter, Betty Cecil, of Butte Falls, Ore... accompanied by Mrs. Edith Moon of Ashland, spent the' week-end In the Hesslg hall at Chiloquln Friday evening In cluded the following: Mr. and Mrs. H. B. Loosley, Mrs. Emma Gorden, Mr. and Mrs. Art Nich ols, Mr. and Mrs. Hansford Wil liams, Mr. and Mrs. George Den ton and Henry Gorden. All re port a fine time, some excellent speeches being made at the rally. Mr. and Mrs, A. B. Castel loft by motor Sunday for a week's vacation, during .which they will visit Mr. - Castel'a mother In Portland, and also make a trip to Seattle. Mr. and Mrs. Wllber McFar llng were In Fort Klamath Sun day looking after business mat ters from their home In Modoc Point. - ' Mrs. Roy Jtawe and Mrs. Mordecai Hess left Monday by motor for Redding, Cal., where they will visit Mrs. Hess' moth er, and expect to return in a few days, r aajBjf"F High School Auditorium ,: November 26, 8:15 P. M. K.U.H.S. Student Body Play of DEATH" Presented by a Cast of Fifteen Studenti Under tha Direction of 8. B. Blomquitt MUSIC By High School Orchestra Director, Harry Borel Everyone Invited Admission 25c I'dl.r.g the . . Editor ' " AllOI T KTONIICH 1'IUl'lUM BONANZA, Ore. .(To the Kit Itor) Helng only a Unnsleut "po tato picker" in your fair "Land Siuiils," I am, of course, unfamil iar with local condition!, but Ink ing It, hy and Iiiiko, I would doom your editorial "Who Must Pay, somvwhat less Impressive than misleading. Rather Important financial atn tlattclunt have fiirulthud rather convincing evidence thai a goodly proportion of our wealth 1H owiird liy n rather SMALL pur cent of llio inoiilit, and my observation is Ihut those experts usually give somu consideration to both sldei of the question under discussion,', point which Dr. Hut-old Stonier appar ently overlooked. Soma of the quotient which ooino to mind are; How uiuch forty million who average about r,Gu In savings ac counts owe upon their fnrmta, homes, furniture or ntiluiuobUef How much remains unpaid by the eight' million building aud loan asset holders upon the hornet which make these assets poilblT How much of the twonty-two billion dollars life Insurance Is carried' by niva of great wealth, and how much by business to pro tect ooiigattoni incurred! i- - How much of the thirty billion dollar farm value Is uiilncum bored? Ten billion dollars Is coir sldered a conservative estimate of farm real etlute mortgages plus a mortgage upon most ttock and equipment on (he (arm. The ten and one-half million people living In their own humus seum to owe so much upon them that the statisticians haven't tho heurt to guess huw much. i How many of the twenty-four million motive machine owners have credit at the filling nation, und what would the financing agencies books show In the aggre gate? After deducting the value of common shares of stock held hy the mythical two per cent and hy aauitilurs, whut would be the av urugo value of stock held by the other ten million soma odd people? mumy, assuming a value or one hundred seventy-six billion dollurs Is held by the people, we must deduct twenty-two billion In savings accounts, because money Is not a part of the national wealth, and we must also deduct what the people who own this n-culth owe. because no amount of wealth upon the credit aide Is owned It offset by a corresponding debt upon the other. This being true, and it la esti mated that the total debt of tho nation is two hundred fifty lill llou, about the same as our total wealth when we deduct this debt from the one hundred fifty-four billion which the common people own, according to Mr. Stonier, we find these people actually own something like ninety-six billion dollurs le't than nothing. We must concede that a part of thla vast Duhlic debt is owed- to' Individuals who come under the! common citizen class, let us call t this purl nluety-slx billion dollurs to tuke care of the duflcil, which leaves us with the conviction that Dr. Stonler's people actually own no wealth at all. Instead of the one hundred seventy-six billion dollars he thought he detected upon their person. As before stated, I am a strang er here, and not familiar with mathematical rules In vogue here, but I heard Henry Wallace say In the course of a lecture not so long ago, that every man, woman and child In the United States owed seventeen hundred dollars, and ev ery child born came In under the same handicap. My own Investigation of what It FAT GIRLS GET THE GO-BY-SLIM GIRLS WIN MEN Itttt Fi Tit Efp Wtr-WltliMH Stamtlw DM r Btck'gVwluM. BmAm ! tUlH Tttir'i ft renfton why so mnny pnple find dialing ilow and often tlm.i futile in re ducing. Th reason, doctors ur, la oftm b auu little plnnd li not workina rluht. All the blood In your body bom through thla tiny eland ilxttcn timet ovary day. If It doesn't pour Into tha blood stream about one and one-half drops of vital fluid every Si hours, many people' take on Uitly ttU This fluid helps Nature to "burn up" axtrss food and fatty tissue In much the same way as a icood "draft" acts Irt m furnace. Now, physicians combat this ttnndltlon by fecdifttr this aland the substance It lacks and millions of pounds of excess fat baa been wiped nut this way. Mermola Prescription Tablet are based OH the same scientific, method used by doe tors. So why not lose fat the easy way without starvation diets or back-breaklntr, bendins and rollin exercise? titart the Jtlarroola treatment today that millions have uied successfully to fet rid of excess fat. The formula Is In every box so you know lust what you are taking. Don't wait gel Mannula today Itam druggist. man a man for (lis mure prlvllogs of living u normal life In this coun try under thu funded debt In which we nil must tlinro, hull an Us that. Mr, Wallace was not fur olf.. , , I than It you. Youra truly, J. A. COOMBS P Tltl.rci.AKIC. Nov. II "Ptttm Fnillcs," comedy eiilertnlntni'iit lo he pionontad by the TnlnJnke Krnnito at the Martha theatre this Prldny and Saturday nlKhls hi'omltm to he a show of eun sldernhte merit If the pro. rum Is Kiiytlitmt .to judKO hy. - ' Drhedulnd for tha entertain nieut is the Klnninlli HuhIii hand, whirl! will nlay "t'nder the Don- bin rcaiMu, ' march hy Washer; "Hoy Ittilie," J. II, wiithuili'ii! "Kresh KK." Cecil I'eurli skit, Andnrson. and IMiathuru, Mrt. Murray; ll.-rlmrt Klrhy and Carl lliirkoo. "Woodmi Soldli-ra on i'a rado" and "On the flood Bhln l.ollypoi"i "Cuino Whore thn Wiles llloom." "North Wind,' Mrs. Turnhnuiih, Mrs. Miller. 0. A. Sidiulli and Votlx Hodornian; "MldaotH." "MIiIkiiIs drown I'D." "Miimpa," Marie Hush and Cnrll I'vart; Klamath llasln hand. "My Moonllrht Madonna," "(Irccu Droves." Closlnn the pro ram, Mrs. TtirnbutiKli, Mrs, Millar, O. A. Brhiitts and Kelli Goodman, CoopitrntliiK with the Kranxe In presentation of the piny, the Marrha will show "Wanderer of the Wasteland," as tha feature film for thu two nlithts. No ad vance In admission will he made, according to Manimer Holts. Church Singers . Practice Tonight Tho male chorus of the Mnn't llrotberhond of tho First Metho dist church, under too direction of R. K. rattersnn, will meet to nlsht (Thursday) at 7: SO o'clock at the pnrsonaKf), 1005 HlKh street, for practice In preparation for participation In tha Anniver sary proernm of Sunday next and In Christmas mtitlc. The choir o; the First Metho dist church will meet tonlnht (Thursday) at S .1" p. m. at the partnnaitH. 1005 Idiih street, for Its witckly rehearsal. Women reninln the same: only styles rhanso; the chief differ ence between Ktrls today and years uko Is tho difference made by mure outdoor exercise. How ard Chandler Christy, noted art ist. Still Coughing? No matter how many medicine you have tried for your cough, client cold or bronchial irritation, you can act relief now with Crcomulslon. Bcrlou troublo may be brewing and you cannot afford to tuko a chance with anything loss than Crcomul slon, which Koea right to Uio seat of tiny trouble to aid nature to soothe and heal the Inflamed mem branes as tho gcrm-ladcu phlegm Is loosened and expelled. Even if oilier remedies have fnlled, dont be discouraged, your druRiilrt is authorized to guarantee CroomulMon and to refund your money u you era not satisfied with results from the very first bottle. Oct Crcomulslon right now. (Adv.) SBIIIOItV CLUB SPECIAl Ml Sriiowi t COMM"'' STRAIGHT RYE AND i . . if." a .OTP Ten Years Ago In Klamath Dynamite nearly took toll of une life near llonaiiin this moi-ii-lug, and a short time Intnr In Klnninlli Fulls wus til" cause nt the suvore Injury of two on ployes of thn California (Irognn I'ower company working at Koui-lh anil Llneol -eets shortly before uuiiil today. tlooi-Ko I.npowt, Itiitslnn rnaa luliiirur lust one eyo, and tin sight of tho other Is believed lo bo gone at a result of the llOlllllltll lilnst, Tho other Injured limn tin li'iluud painful hut not serious In juries. Olio of Hie largest wlldrnls over on display In Klamath Xulls was broimht to the clly today hy Dr. Itnsemiin of Cnrvallls. l)r, Itosoinuii was eiiroula lo Klnmnth county to limit ducks anil ran over the animal near (Irants I'oss. The wheels of lilt car passed over the big cat's neck. The doctor will take It bock to Corvallls and have It uiouiitod, he said today. Natioleon narrowly mimed be ing horn an Kngllshiiinii. Kntland and France had been wrangling about nottssslun of Corsica tor several years, and It was Jutl few months before Napoieon birth. In 17i. that the contro versy was settled In favor of Francs. No one food has more value for the brain than any other, though flab hna been called brain food. Srmplcs tinting wise llOftinUUUlUOUOFNJUft Ptiftsps vou'vefcweoJim that men err UtnnstnJ with hstt that Is full of life tfui gleams with tuft Kah lifJus. Hm'i a dp. Noma mm wfut color your half may be, LovsIoa Hair kinie will five It loft liutrt and glreming tint. You cut um IsUinstliiiimsfmyourilWoa. It will not drt or blrech tha heir 13 Sharffjet Met. tlk. btevn. tUtk bffte, fftltltiti In, f iUUm tareasn, ew-ituM Uo, liK lxit soUin H . Iiru fckiesis. HesaUaS, bbtatlaW M4 hsMM. S rlmama Jf.T LOVALON HAIR RINSE (let a package of Love Ion today at your depart ment stnro or any good drug store. 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