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Want A Dictator?
WHEN the going geU really tough and the tax col
lector stalks abroad in the land like an advance
agent of the seven plagues, the honest American is apt
to get his cronies off in a corner and remark, soulfully:
. "What thia country needs is a dictator."
Much of the willingness to say this, no doubt, comes
from the fact that we have never yet had one. Certain
ly the tilings that have been happening to those lands
which do have dictators do not make the best of testi
monials. ,
John T. Flynn, widely known economist and publicist,
pointed out recently that the two European nations which
are having the most trouble these days are the two which
have gone farthest with this dictator idea.
There's Italy, for instance. Mussolini, as everybody
knows, made the trains run on time? but like so many
other wonder-workers, he did it with , borrowed money,
and his present actions have a remarkable likeness to the
antics of a man who is striving desperately to keep one
jump ahead :of the sheriff. - . ,
Italy's war in Ethiopia is a war of desperation. The
country's , economic position has been getting steadily
worse for years. The- budget js so lar out oi Daiance
that it makes our own look
finance drawn up: by an old
instruction of the young.
Win, lose, or draw, the
sret nothing out of its Ethiopian venture but more grief.
In Germany the condition
ment is still going up, retail prices are painfully high,
and only a spurt of orders for war materials keeps the
.bottom from falling away down to the realm of the de
parted. -"(-
As in Italy, "the desperation born of a tightening
economic crisis is leading people to look on war as the
only hope of salvation and when a nation begins think
ing that way it is almost time to notify a few close friends
and prepare for a simple but impressive service at the
home. . ; .
Now all this is worth thinking about, twice.
A dictatorship is the sort of thing that is resorted to
as a last hope. It comes when' people feel that their
situation is so bad that it couldn't possibly be any worse.
And here we have the two: leading- examples of dic
tatorship, proving that that idea is. utterly cock-eyed
that the one sure way to make- a- bad situation worse is
to hand' everything over to one man and tell him to shoot
the works. . ,
In bad times we may say that we need a dictator. It
is not hard to imagine oppressed citizens of Italy and
Germany getting off in a corner and saying, furtively:
"What this country needs is a republic.".
Klamath Men's Chorus
A MEN'S CHORUS for Klamath Falls is in process of
development under the direction of James Stevens,
the Medford singer and instructor .who made such a
favorable impression here a winter or two ago when he
appeared with the Medford Gleemen.
Sponsorship of the project has been assumed by the
Kiwanis club, which has had a men's chorus among its
members for several years. Membership in the new
group, however, is not confined to members of the serv
ice club. ...
s- ;'A men's singing organization can be a source of . real
pleasure and cultural advancement in trie community.
The development of the new project of the Kiwanis club
will be watched with much interest. .
Fort Klamath
TORT KLAMATH, Ore. Wal
. ter Monroe returned Monday eve
ning from Welser, Idaho, -where
ho hat spent the past several
week.
Klamath Falls visitors Tuesday
from Fort Klamath included Mr.
and Mrs. Roy Hawe and Alfred
B. CasteL
Mrs. Bernard McGrath of Lake-
view is a house guest at tne
home of her brother-in-law and
sister, Mr. and Mrs. Eldon Brat-
tain. Mrs. McGrath arrived Tues
day, and expects to visit in Fort
Klamath for two weeks.
Mr. and Mrs. George Dutton
went to Klamath Falls Wednes
day. Mrs. Helen Ferguson entertain
ed a group of women at her home
in Fort Klamath for a social af
ternoon Wednesday. The time
was pleasantly spent In needle
work and conversation, with the
hnatpaH nnalalofl hv Mr, T.vitla
Ferguson, serving refreshments
at tha close of the afternoon.
Those present Included: Mes
dames Lucille Nicholson and
daughter, Lou Ellen, Opal Page,
Emma Brlcco, Martha Brewer,
Nettle Bishop, Helena Horton,
T.Vrlin CarpiiBnn anil 11a hnglain
Mrs. Helen Ferguson and two
children.
Lee Cypher and Alfred W. Orhn
left Wednesday by car for (Jali-
luiuia auu trApeii iu return
shortly to Fort Klamath.
William Byrura of Medford
spent Wednesday and Thursday
at a guest at the home of Mr.
and Mrs. Qns Page. Byrum en
joyed two days of duck shooting
while In Fort Klamath.
Miss Gertrude Bernst, who has
been employed at the Fort Klam
ath hotel, left by train from
Chilouln Thursday for Portland,
-where she will visit with rela
tives and friends until after
Christmas, when she expects to
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Italian nation can expect to
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Tetnrn to- Fort Klamath and. re
sume her position at the taoteL:
Eldon Brattain left Wednesday
for Lakeview where he will spend
a few days viBiting his mother
and attending to business mat
ters. Mrs. Geneva Brattain enter
tained members of the Contract
Bridge club at her home in Fort
Klamath Wednesday evening. Fol
lowing dessert served by the hos
tess at eight o'clock, two tables
of contract bridge were in play
until a late hour, with high hon
ors going to Mrs. Amy Zum
brunn, and second high to Mrs.
Joe Taylor. Those present in
cluded: Mesdames Jeanne Hess,
Sadye - Page, Joe Taylor, Lois
Slsemore, Mildred Castel, Amy
Kumbrunn, Myrtle Wimer, Geneva
Brattain and her sister, Mrs. El
sie McOrath, who is visiting Mrs.
Brattain from Lakeview.
Mr. and Mrs. Fred Bishop spent
last Sunday visiting Mr. and Mrs.
Bert Clarington and Mr. and Mrs.
Merle - Mayfield in Chilouln.
Mrs. Glenn Ferguson is visit
ing Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Vigue
and family in Lakeview, going
over with Budd Vigue and his
sister, Merle Vigue, last Monday.
Of interest to her many friends
is the announcement of the mar
riage in Portland on Tuesday of
Miss Ida Briscoe, well-known
Fort Klamath girl, and Mr. Har
old Bevens. Miss Briscoe has
operated a confectionery and
lunch room, known as the Calico
Cut, in Fort Klamath for the
past three years, and is a daugh
ter of Mr. and Mrs. E. D. Bris
coe of Fort Klamath. Mr, Bevens
Is employed as timekeeper by
the Coniptun Construction com
pany, and worked in Crater Lake
park during the past summer in
that capacity. , .
During the last 440 years,
more than 500,000,000 ounces of
gold, worth about $16,000,000,
000 at present prices, have been
lost.
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Copyright 1936, by Paul Malloa
WASHINGTON, Nov. II. An
unnoticed but brcal lilo?s pause in
the breathing spell occurred at
S:40 p. m. last November 14. As
rlrulliire Secretary Wallace spoke
at that hour on "matters of grav
est national importance."
Ills words were mild, His Ideas
were hinted in tha form of ara
demlc theories. Conao,uentiy
only the schooled technicians In
and out of Ills audience at the
academy of political science, Co
luinbia university, may have
caught the full force of what he
appears to have been driving at
l'leclug it together with Mr.
Wallace's latest depressing book
and his other recent speeches, the
economic experts have concluded
that Mr. Wallace is groping his
way toward a more definite pro
gram of new planned economy
than the left wing new dealers
hare been generalising about here
tofore. It may be known, for con
venience, as the Wallace plan,
a a a
THFXVRY
The way the economists con
dense the theory into understand
able language is this:
The trouble with Industry It
that it is protected by uunutural
tariffs and monopolies against
natural production and natural
prices. During depressions, indus
trial prices do not drop apprecia
bly. The only thing that hapnent Is
that production stops, causing un
employment, until manufacturers
can again get their desired price.
The AAA tried to protect the
farmer against that system by also
limiting production and by main
taining an unnaturally high price
for his products. But that sys
tem is wrong for the farmer as
well as for ludustry.-
hat should be done is
to create a free-flowing system
for both. Everyone would then
be required to produce continu
ously. Thus everyone would alto
buy continuously. Products would
be sold for whatever they would
bring, except that there would be
a celling beyond which they could
not be lifted. No tafiffs; no
monopolies. Just all producing
and all consuming.
MEANINGS
Certain foremost economists
here have grown disiy, or dlnier.
trying to find out what this would
mean in terms of practical appli
cation. Obviously It would require com
plete reorganization of Industry.
The Germans conld send in their
steel for trl-borough bridges; the
steel companies would have to
make rolling pins or lace ruffles.
Also, It might require government
supervision beyond that generally
discussed heretofore. - It would
certainly necessitate strong polic
ing " by someone... Furthermore,
it is hardly probable that a good
start could be made toward such
a goal on a nationalistic basis,
without world co-operation.
The only bint Mr. Wallace gave
about starting this ideal world
was the suggestion that a council
on general welfare be created. He
would have this council conduct
referenda on economic issues and
steer the economic course of na
tional administrations, no matter
which political party happened to
be In control of the presidency.
(Note Mr. Wallace would retain
the democratic system; also a con
stitution.) a a
GrARAXTEE
- Only one conclusion In all this
groping theory can be fully guar
anteed. It is that Professor Tug-
well is only the aileron on the
left wing now. Mr. Wallace Is
the strut and fabric.
It would seem to be safe, how
ever, to advise industrialists that
they need not hold fheir hrea'.h
until Mr. Wallace's plan is worked
out.'
There may conceivably be a
new deal'move to take the monop
oly word) right out of Senator
Borah s mouth. Also, the Canadian
treaty indicated that some prog
ress is being made toward tariff
reduction. But the alacrity dis
played at the White House in mov
ing to prevent a repetition of the
German steel incident was hardly
in line with the Wallace theory.
Also, Commerce Secretary Rop
er is still making "breathing
spell" speeches.
FEINT
No one at the White Honse broke
down and bawled when Father
Coughlin broke with the adminis
tration the other Sunday, Official
comment was not offered, but
there was some private comment
indicating a light-hearted attitude.
One caustic associate of the presi
dent suggested that the famous
radio star might have been fish
ing for a pat on the back.
The basic fact seems to he that
Washington authorities do not re
gard Father Coughlin with as
much terror as at this time last
year. There are reports on the
Inside that his mall can now be
carried in a wheelbarrow instead
of the fleet of. trucks formerly re
quired. PLEASANTRY
There seems to have been an
Inner misunderstanding about
Mayor La Uuardla's speech at the
conference of mayors. He has
used hit stock phrase, "Semi-colon
lawyers of the new dealers," In
every speech since the memory of
New York newsmen runneth not
to the contrary. But the boys
here had not heard it before,
played It up. They did not real
ize that, in the next paragraph,
Mr. La Guardia always praises
Messrs. Hopkins, Ickes and all the
names he can remember here.
The answer to Mr. La Guardla's
relationship with the new deal Is
that be sat on the allotment board
and got all that was coming for
New York city.
Note Mr. La Guardia virtually
admitted in his speech that he has
no hopes or intentions of re-elec
tion.
The opossum uses Its tall as
a hand In clinging to boughs, I
SIDE G L A N
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"Now. lisltn. Mr. Kocksworth' Jusl like Ie sold tnvsrll -
"Mo you-thai s how 1
Adolph's
Observations
AN awful lot of folks are
apending , considerable
thought speculating on the
possibilities of television. The
thing is now practicable and
several successful demonstra
tions have been made, but of
course to a layman, the ques
tion of possible usage presents
a problem.
A fellow like me who Is al
ways writing newspaper articles
about people and with whom
nearly everyone is mad, could
n't use the telephone at all
anymore. It wouldn't be pos
sible for me to call anybody
beacuse the minute they see
who It Is they will hang up.
You know, and they'll hang
the thing right up in your face
too.
This new invention Is bad
news for the telephone solici
tors. There won't be any
more sale for extensions in
bath rooms.
About the Bible
IN THE worldwide literature of
the English tongue, as' well at
others, the Scriptures have fur
nished immense numbers of In
fluences. "Piers the Plowman" was
a fourteenth century appear from
the Bible for the rights of the com
mon man, who suffered in those
days, as in many since, from the
selfishness of the rich and power
ful, and on whose side the Influ
ence and spirit of the Bible has
always stood. In later years
Shakespeare was mightily Influ
enced by the early print known as
the Geneva Bible.
Note, "In those holy flelds'over
whose acres walked those blessed
feet, which fourteen hundred years
ago were nailed for our advant
age on the bitter cross." Henry
IV: "The quality of mercy is not-
strained. It droppeth as the gen
tle rain from heaven up on the
place beneath." Merchant of
Venice.
FT. KLAMATH
FORT KLAMATH, Ore. Miss
Frances Smith returned to her
home In Fort Klamath Sunday
after visiting friends dn Salem.
She was accompanied to Fort
Klamath by S. Crauser, his
mother, sister, and a friend, A.
La Pointe, all of Salem. The
group returned to Salem Sunday
evening after bringing Miss
Smith home.
Mr. and Mrs. Erton J. Hollen
bach left for Brawley, Cal., Fri
day morning after visiting for
the past two weeks at the home
of Mrs. Hollenbach't parents, Mr.
and Mrs. H. B. Loosley, of Fort
Klamath. They were accompan
ied as far as Montague, Cal., by
Mrs. Hollenbach's grandmother,
Mrs. Mary B. F. Hesslg, who will
spend the winter months visiting
her sister in Montague, after
staying with Mr. and Mrs, H. B.
Loosley during the spring and
summer.
The Civic Improvement club
held its regular meeting Friday
afternoon in the clubhouse with
President Helena Horton in the
chair. '
Due to the resignation of Mes
dames Ottie Mae Ashley and
Myrtle Denton from the respec
tive offices of president and vice
president, to which they were
elected at the last club meeting,
balloting was held on two other
club members to act In these of
fices for 1936, resulting in the
Bronchial Coughs
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election of Mrs. Jeanne Hess as
president, and of Mrs, Opnl Page,
vice president. It wus decided
to bold a special meeting on the
evening of November 23, nt
which time the new stuff of of
ficers wilt be. Installed. Tills
meeting will' also mark the an
nual entertainment given by the
club members tor their husbands
and families, which this year will
Include a banquet followed by
an evening of cards at tho close
of the special club meeting. Its
ports of the activities of the past
year will be mnde also at this
time by the outgoing officers.
Plans were made for a club af
fair to be given on the evening
of December 14, at which time
a bard-time novelty dance will
be held, with a prize offered for
tho best hard-time costume worn.
There will he an apron booth, in
charge of Mrs. Willcska Loosley.
and home-made candy will also
be sold during the evening, Mrs.
Elva Varnuui being in charge of
the candy booth..
Mesdames Lucille . Nicholson
and Helena Horton served re
freshments at the close of the
club meeting to the following
guests: Mesdames Pearl Edwards,
Opal Pane, Vera Hackler, May
Grayt Willcska Loosley and chil
dren, Joan and Wilfred, Emma
Gorden, -Marcetia itawe, Jeanne
Hess and Miss Jestalee Keffeler.
Mr. and 'Mrs. Walter Monroe
and Henry Gordon spent Satur
day in Klamath Falls. '
The old-time dance sponsored
by the local Towntend club in
the C. I. clubhouse Saturday was
a great success, a large crowd
attending and enjoying a good
time. Mnslc for dancing was
furnished by a group of local
musicians,, assisted by Mr. and
Mrs. Lester Abbott and daughter
of Altamont, Klamath Falls, Earl
Ilrad field of Chlloquln, and Joe
Klmsey of Klamath Falls. Calls
for the square dances were given
by Ernest Bennett. Supper was
served at midnight by a commit
tee of Townsend club women.
Arrangements for the dance were
in charge of Hansford Williams,
E. M. Leever and H. B. Loosley.
Mr. and Mrs. Lornn Moon and
daughter, Betty Cecil, of Butte
Falls, Ore... accompanied by Mrs.
Edith Moon of Ashland, spent
the' week-end In the Hesslg hall
at Chiloquln Friday evening In
cluded the following: Mr. and
Mrs. H. B. Loosley, Mrs. Emma
Gorden, Mr. and Mrs. Art Nich
ols, Mr. and Mrs. Hansford Wil
liams, Mr. and Mrs. George Den
ton and Henry Gorden. All re
port a fine time, some excellent
speeches being made at the rally.
Mr. and Mrs, A. B. Castel loft
by motor Sunday for a week's
vacation, during .which they will
visit Mr. - Castel'a mother In
Portland, and also make a trip
to Seattle.
Mr. and Mrs. Wllber McFar
llng were In Fort Klamath Sun
day looking after business mat
ters from their home In Modoc
Point. - '
Mrs. Roy Jtawe and Mrs.
Mordecai Hess left Monday by
motor for Redding, Cal., where
they will visit Mrs. Hess' moth
er, and expect to return in a few
days, r
aajBjf"F
High School Auditorium
,: November 26, 8:15 P. M.
K.U.H.S.
Student Body Play
of
DEATH"
Presented by a Cast of Fifteen Studenti
Under tha Direction of 8. B. Blomquitt
MUSIC
By High School Orchestra
Director, Harry Borel
Everyone Invited Admission 25c
I'dl.r.g the
. . Editor ' "
AllOI T KTONIICH 1'IUl'lUM
BONANZA, Ore. .(To the Kit
Itor) Helng only a Unnsleut "po
tato picker" in your fair "Land
Siuiils," I am, of course, unfamil
iar with local condition!, but Ink
ing It, hy and Iiiiko, I would doom
your editorial "Who Must Pay,
somvwhat less Impressive than
misleading.
Rather Important financial atn
tlattclunt have fiirulthud rather
convincing evidence thai a goodly
proportion of our wealth 1H owiird
liy n rather SMALL pur cent of llio
inoiilit, and my observation is Ihut
those experts usually give somu
consideration to both sldei of the
question under discussion,', point
which Dr. Hut-old Stonier appar
ently overlooked.
Soma of the quotient which
ooino to mind are;
How uiuch forty million who
average about r,Gu In savings ac
counts owe upon their fnrmta,
homes, furniture or ntiluiuobUef
How much remains unpaid by
the eight' million building aud
loan asset holders upon the hornet
which make these assets poilblT
How much of the twonty-two
billion dollars life Insurance Is
carried' by niva of great wealth,
and how much by business to pro
tect ooiigattoni incurred! i-
- How much of the thirty billion
dollar farm value Is uiilncum
bored? Ten billion dollars Is coir
sldered a conservative estimate of
farm real etlute mortgages plus a
mortgage upon most ttock and
equipment on (he (arm.
The ten and one-half million
people living In their own humus
seum to owe so much upon them
that the statisticians haven't tho
heurt to guess huw much.
i How many of the twenty-four
million motive machine owners
have credit at the filling nation,
und what would the financing
agencies books show In the aggre
gate? After deducting the value of
common shares of stock held hy
the mythical two per cent and hy
aauitilurs, whut would be the av
urugo value of stock held by the
other ten million soma odd people?
mumy, assuming a value or
one hundred seventy-six billion
dollurs Is held by the people, we
must deduct twenty-two billion In
savings accounts, because money
Is not a part of the national
wealth, and we must also deduct
what the people who own this
n-culth owe. because no amount of
wealth upon the credit aide Is
owned It offset by a corresponding
debt upon the other.
This being true, and it la esti
mated that the total debt of tho
nation is two hundred fifty lill
llou, about the same as our total
wealth when we deduct this debt
from the one hundred fifty-four
billion which the common people
own, according to Mr. Stonier, we
find these people actually own
something like ninety-six billion
dollurs le't than nothing.
We must concede that a part of
thla vast Duhlic debt is owed- to'
Individuals who come under the!
common citizen class, let us call t
this purl nluety-slx billion dollurs
to tuke care of the duflcil, which
leaves us with the conviction that
Dr. Stonler's people actually own
no wealth at all. Instead of the one
hundred seventy-six billion dollars
he thought he detected upon their
person.
As before stated, I am a strang
er here, and not familiar with
mathematical rules In vogue here,
but I heard Henry Wallace say In
the course of a lecture not so long
ago, that every man, woman and
child In the United States owed
seventeen hundred dollars, and ev
ery child born came In under the
same handicap.
My own Investigation of what It
FAT GIRLS GET
THE GO-BY-SLIM
GIRLS WIN MEN
Itttt Fi Tit Efp Wtr-WltliMH Stamtlw DM
r Btck'gVwluM. BmAm ! tUlH
Tttir'i ft renfton why so mnny pnple find
dialing ilow and often tlm.i futile in re
ducing. Th reason, doctors ur, la oftm b
auu little plnnd li not workina rluht.
All the blood In your body bom through
thla tiny eland ilxttcn timet ovary day. If
It doesn't pour Into tha blood stream about
one and one-half drops of vital fluid every
Si hours, many people' take on Uitly ttU
This fluid helps Nature to "burn up" axtrss
food and fatty tissue In much the same way
as a icood "draft" acts Irt m furnace.
Now, physicians combat this ttnndltlon
by fecdifttr this aland the substance It lacks
and millions of pounds of excess fat baa
been wiped nut this way.
Mermola Prescription Tablet are based
OH the same scientific, method used by doe
tors. So why not lose fat the easy way
without starvation diets or back-breaklntr,
bendins and rollin exercise? titart the
Jtlarroola treatment today that millions have
uied successfully to fet rid of excess fat.
The formula Is In every box so you know
lust what you are taking. Don't wait gel
Mannula today Itam druggist.
man a man for (lis mure prlvllogs
of living u normal life In this coun
try under thu funded debt In
which we nil must tlinro, hull
an Us that. Mr, Wallace was not
fur olf.. , ,
I than It you.
Youra truly, J. A. COOMBS
P
Tltl.rci.AKIC. Nov. II "Ptttm
Fnillcs," comedy eiilertnlntni'iit
lo he pionontad by the TnlnJnke
Krnnito at the Martha theatre
this Prldny and Saturday nlKhls
hi'omltm to he a show of eun
sldernhte merit If the pro. rum Is
Kiiytlitmt .to judKO hy. -
' Drhedulnd for tha entertain
nieut is the Klnninlli HuhIii hand,
whirl! will nlay "t'nder the Don-
bin rcaiMu, ' march hy Washer;
"Hoy Ittilie," J. II, wiithuili'ii!
"Kresh KK." Cecil I'eurli skit,
Andnrson. and IMiathuru, Mrt.
Murray; ll.-rlmrt Klrhy and Carl
lliirkoo. "Woodmi Soldli-ra on i'a
rado" and "On the flood Bhln
l.ollypoi"i "Cuino Whore thn
Wiles llloom." "North Wind,'
Mrs. Turnhnuiih, Mrs. Miller. 0.
A. Sidiulli and Votlx Hodornian;
"MldaotH." "MIiIkiiIs drown I'D."
"Miimpa," Marie Hush and Cnrll
I'vart; Klamath llasln hand. "My
Moonllrht Madonna," "(Irccu
Droves." Closlnn the pro ram,
Mrs. TtirnbutiKli, Mrs, Millar, O.
A. Brhiitts and Kelli Goodman,
CoopitrntliiK with the Kranxe In
presentation of the piny, the
Marrha will show "Wanderer of
the Wasteland," as tha feature
film for thu two nlithts. No ad
vance In admission will he made,
according to Manimer Holts.
Church Singers
. Practice Tonight
Tho male chorus of the Mnn't
llrotberhond of tho First Metho
dist church, under too direction
of R. K. rattersnn, will meet to
nlsht (Thursday) at 7: SO o'clock
at the pnrsonaKf), 1005 HlKh
street, for practice In preparation
for participation In tha Anniver
sary proernm of Sunday next and
In Christmas mtitlc.
The choir o; the First Metho
dist church will meet tonlnht
(Thursday) at S .1" p. m. at the
partnnaitH. 1005 Idiih street, for
Its witckly rehearsal.
Women reninln the same: only
styles rhanso; the chief differ
ence between Ktrls today and
years uko Is tho difference made
by mure outdoor exercise. How
ard Chandler Christy, noted art
ist.
Still Coughing?
No matter how many medicine
you have tried for your cough, client
cold or bronchial irritation, you can
act relief now with Crcomulslon.
Bcrlou troublo may be brewing and
you cannot afford to tuko a chance
with anything loss than Crcomul
slon, which Koea right to Uio seat
of tiny trouble to aid nature to
soothe and heal the Inflamed mem
branes as tho gcrm-ladcu phlegm
Is loosened and expelled.
Even if oilier remedies have
fnlled, dont be discouraged, your
druRiilrt is authorized to guarantee
CroomulMon and to refund your
money u you era not satisfied with
results from the very first bottle.
Oct Crcomulslon right now. (Adv.)
SBIIIOItV
CLUB SPECIAl
Ml
Sriiowi t COMM"''
STRAIGHT RYE AND
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.OTP
Ten Years
Ago
In Klamath
Dynamite nearly took toll of
une life near llonaiiin this moi-ii-lug,
and a short time Intnr In
Klnninlli Fulls wus til" cause nt
the suvore Injury of two on
ployes of thn California (Irognn
I'ower company working at
Koui-lh anil Llneol -eets
shortly before uuiiil today.
tlooi-Ko I.npowt, Itiitslnn rnaa
luliiirur lust one eyo, and tin
sight of tho other Is believed
lo bo gone at a result of the
llOlllllltll lilnst,
Tho other Injured limn tin
li'iluud painful hut not serious In
juries. Olio of Hie largest wlldrnls
over on display In Klamath Xulls
was broimht to the clly today
hy Dr. Itnsemiin of Cnrvallls.
l)r, Itosoinuii was eiiroula lo
Klnmnth county to limit ducks
anil ran over the animal near
(Irants I'oss. The wheels of lilt
car passed over the big cat's
neck. The doctor will take It
bock to Corvallls and have It
uiouiitod, he said today.
Natioleon narrowly mimed be
ing horn an Kngllshiiinii. Kntland
and France had been wrangling
about nottssslun of Corsica tor
several years, and It was Jutl
few months before Napoieon
birth. In 17i. that the contro
versy was settled In favor of
Francs.
No one food has more value
for the brain than any other,
though flab hna been called
brain food.
Srmplcs
tinting wise
llOftinUUUlUOUOFNJUft
Ptiftsps vou'vefcweoJim that men
err UtnnstnJ with hstt that Is full
of life tfui gleams with tuft Kah
lifJus. Hm'i a dp. Noma mm wfut
color your half may be, LovsIoa
Hair kinie will five It loft liutrt
and glreming tint. You cut um
IsUinstliiiimsfmyourilWoa.
It will not drt or blrech tha heir
13 Sharffjet Met. tlk.
btevn. tUtk bffte, fftltltiti In,
f iUUm tareasn, ew-ituM Uo, liK
lxit soUin H . Iiru fckiesis.
HesaUaS, bbtatlaW M4 hsMM.
S rlmama Jf.T
LOVALON
HAIR RINSE
(let a package of Love
Ion today at your depart
ment stnro or any good
drug store. And the next
time ynu gal a shampoo
at your beauty shop, ask
the girl to give you a
Lorolon rinse.
Ask your neighbor about
the bouquet ond mellow
ness of this 18-month-old
Bellows Straight
Bourbon ond Bellows
Straight Rye. Better yet,
try It yourself!
$t10 PINTS
lourkon Cast H: II2C
Hy Coat No. UK
$2.15 Quart.
toureen Cod. Na. 1 12 A
lirtCte. Na. IIVA
BOURBON WHISKIES