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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 21, 1929)
PAGE FOUR Tin? EVENING HERALD. KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON Thiirnrlnv, Novpmbfr SJ1. li:.'i O. O. Crawford r. B English Publlh.d ev.rr artaranoa am pt liauday bt T Hrl Publl.. taa CWf l-" o.l slfl elreal. fclaoial. falia. ui.aua. EMere1 aa eecoe ales ait'H Oreaoa, aa A MUSI It. It". MAIL. RATES PAtABLaS l! AMAM st Br nail Oell.ere r Cartte i Aulnda la Cll .. . County Thraa meettas fl Ik Via memae one rear a a . County 1 Ta (It . aaantiATKU ruin ikiicu avian HKMana aluit au op mci latiom Sjaaakee at Ika Aaaalac Pnaa ia Aaeoclale Piae. la es.m.lv.lx emitted ta lha ewe or republic, t i. r all tie. dLitcb.e eredtie la II or aol otherwise eredlled la i iila trir and alao tna Int-al ea. pttbit.ha lharatn All riabls of fa tui.lhallon al spatial dl.ualtbea barala ara alas reserved. Thursday, November 21, 1929 Taking Things On Faith o1 iF all the dizzy stories that Chicago's racketeers have provided the nation's about the prohibition league that played both ends against the middle, for profit, just about takes the prize. Hera was the set-up, as related by federal investi gators who finally smashed the outfit : A few ingenious gentlemen banded together and founded a "law and order" league, whose avowed pur pose waa to support the prohibition law. They enlisted the aid of a 60-year-old woman, an ardent temperance prorker, and put her name down on their stationery as president Then they went into action. From friends of pro hibition they collected funds. The. lady president, de lighted to be of service, got her friends and acquaint ances to contribute. In this way a nice little sinking fund waa established. Thereupon the organizers went out and began to sell liquor to retail saloon keepers. They had two very powerful sales arguments. To men who bought of them they promised protection. Men who refused to buy they raided. Thus, part of the time the outfit was a crusading prohibitionist organization. And part of the time it waa a booze-selling, high-pressure racket Or so, at any rata, say the federal authorities who finally got wind of it ' ' It would be hard to imagine anything more ingenious or more lucrative. There was money coming in from two sources. The lady president remained in blissful ignorance of the outfit's true character; so, naturally, did the high-spirited folk who contributed to its funds. While It lasted averybody was happy except, perhaps, the unlucky liquor dealers who refused to buy from this law and order concern and so got raided. . The whole incident illustrates the helplessness of the average citizen where a quasi-public body of this kind is concerned. - : The law-abiding Chicagoan, asked to contribute to this concern,, had no way on earth of knowing whether it was what it purported to be or ntt." There was no way he could find out He had to take things on faith. That is what the conditions of modern life require us to do, increasingly., Our world is so complex, and the general scale on which things are run is so huge, that we never can find out for ourselves whether the people and the organizations 'we deal with are exactly what they pretend to be or not So we simply take it for granted that most people ara on the level. Most of the time we are not let down. The arrangement works. Most people are honest. It la only when something like this Chicago affair happens that we realize how greatly we depend on the honesty of the other fellow. I EDITORIA L S I r- -i a l . ajai I rrom wig iiuntn r GOOD OLD MOBT Hugh Wood In Judge It'i wonderful to go through Ufa un der the benevolent deapotlrm of a dear friend. A friend Ilk Mort Perklna tor example. Hi orer-elted heart 1 roomy enough for two or three people. Aad whea Mort hear of lomethtng good, doe he keep It to himself? He doe notl He come right out with It and help you too. Good old Mort! I ' remember the time when American Aahcan was going to hoot aboe par. As soon as Mort heard the new ha wired me. Then there wa th day when ha got an advance tip that Na tional Monkey Wrench wa going to discontinue it dividend. The average man would have sold abort himself and forgotten to pass on th good new. But not Mort. He bad ma on th pbone seven minutes after he got the dope. Good old t:ortl And last summer when he heard that Sicilian Shoe Polish wa going to merge with the Xonser Brush people, and that the stock wa good for 20 points, what did Mort do? Why he lei me In on It the next morning. That' the boy, alt over. A real pal. Good old Mort! Right now I could use a pair of ahoe and a warm coat. They don't clothe u very well In the county poor house, you know. 80 I guess I'll drop a postal to Mort and ask him tf be can spare sum of bis old aboe and a cast off overcoat. Generous, mat nanlmou Mort. Good Old Mort! 1 hop he breaks leg). THE CAXNKU VIKTIT08O- . Tha Kw Republic: Nothing Is mora characteristic of our age than th success of th phono graph, th radio and the talking motion picture. kint sine the Invention of Editor Buslaeea etaaacer al la. aoalorrira at Klanat Palla, act or Conreea, Merc . Ilia. Ona month - la. II ' Three months I la (la Bioalha I la Ona rear newspapers, the recent one printing ha ther been any new device comparable with these In preserving and amplifying human utterances. Our modern Inven tion may be even more Impor tant than Herr Gutenberg', for they give more and ask lea. Literacy 1 hardly necessary, so be It on haa ears. The Quality of found available to tha averag listener la almost a high as the quality of style avallaLle to the average reader. He can read 8hakepeare, but he can also hear Beethoven Interpreted by the foremost performer and conduc tors. Whether the phonograph, the radio o rthe talkie be the me radio or tha talkie be the me retlcally offered the best there 1. Th Qualifying adverb ha to be Inserted because tha mechanic of th processe of canning and un canning should have rot yet been perfected. Neither music nor the apeaklug voice cornea out of the horn quite a it went In. We may say, however, that what goes In is, or may be, the voice of the wisest, the wittiest, th most entertaining of man kind. Let It be granted that usu ally It 1 twaddle. It need not be. If a new Meaaiah were to appear his Sermon on the Mount could be beard by all mankind provided, of course, the mana gers of the broadcasting stations or the manufacturer of th new reel believed It the sort of thing mankind ought to hear. What a chance for a great teacher! STARVED TO DEATH KOVATO, Ca!., Nov. 21, (AP) Thomas Preovlch, 45, lumber mill worker, wa declared by friends to have starved himself to death. His body wa found on a nearby ranch. Friend re ported preovlch bad refrained from eating for the past II day because of a stomach all-men TIMELY QUOTATIONS FROM PEOPLE IN THE PUBUC EYE "I hata to aa marrtai tar nlahed by lark of appreciation on tba part of tha modern wo man." Mr. Relink I. Woody formerly with Folia Berger (Plain Talk.) a e e "Oar churrhee, schools and collet matt begin right bow to train oar people for the proper nee of greater leliure time." Secretary of Labor Da vie. e e e "Continue to pay Janitor' net arte to college pronator and you moat be prepared to expect roar children to rereire teach I Question of 3 1 L-I " p r-j z -r Ti t-Ln- ""PT" " T" Li ie us ' , -J 1 L- Li 5ol it "" T " l,'! S 3T ' '' . H33"") p " i " .FT I -33 n 33 -Lar- " " ' i ' ' I I ' ii HORIZONTAL I IHah capital. 4 Larr Cans dUa bay. Wing. 10 Klmoao uaa. 13 Bird. 13 Male. 14 Aside. 43 Wrath, 44 Strife. 44 Era. 43 Paaoae weaker of the boaee from Mae. Id fiaeet at honor at the IS Pta. IT Tardier. IA What metal waa dlscnv erl by Cno- KKlt? Sri Role. 20 llrer. ST To be la debt. Sfl WHnra. SI Calm. 34 Tool. SS Motlrra. o Flop tndrr. 40 Derby. VESTERDAra 35! 'houghts We've Been Thinking (Continued trust i'ug One) uch unethical methods will be either icdi-ted or relircd from publl; life. a a THAT Illinois congreLiman who whiskey now claima the expreas company made a miatake by de livering to his office a trunk Containing liquor, and that the saaia express company erred the second time by delivering to him a grip containing booie. Per hapa. Hut the expreas company will very likely do some check ing and prove that the congress man la spoofing. TTE waa th congressman who lwys voted dry. He was a strong advocate of tho Vol stead Act and tha Jonea law. but I through all hi dry voting he apparently drank wet. That la why ther Is such sheer disgust for a lot of this alleged dry agitation. ERRORGRAMS I THAT 15 ONE OF OUR Hiii&JpOES IT tfS FiNEffT rN-A&enewT irS?5" fit all RINGS; A PURE.WHITe B0fc!L,ljl p,rrtT PIAMONP FROM KIM " aT!rC? BfRLEY. SOUTH AMERICA. Wor I t A Tevocafion. 1 liure are ai leait (our nil makes In th above picture. They may pertain to grammar, history, etiquette, drawing or whatnot, gee It you can find them. Then look at th (cram bled word below and unscramble It, by switching th letter aroun.d Urad your self 20 tor each of the mistakes you find, and 20 for the word It you unswaaable It find corrected list oa peg t ing pon a lerel which will fit them ta be janitor." Robert Uarnard llutrhlna. preetdent l ol rerally of Chicago. a e e "I'd Ilk to be the feminine type . . . with bo mind at all. Thea yo would hare bo dark momenta, no day when the rata came down aad yon went wua. Gloria weneon, act- rea. (Time ) e e e "It 1 remarkable how many men are eppoaed to capital pan Ubment when they are lubjeet ed to Jury duty." JnaUc Ar thur 8. Tompktn of New York Discovery Light Jubilee. T felt. VERTICAL ETcnlng. t and PylhlaaT Robber tree. S Can. 4 PrVrkly pear. 5 Kmptoyed. 9 Tree Sold. It Bird. 14 Beer. 15 To attempt. 10 Flab. SO To peruse. 31 Cognlianca. 23 Xettlier. 34 Reverence. ' 23 Meaenre. 38 Overpowering fri jhe. SO To reretfe. SO To perlah ta walre. St To eurtle. rj Slippery flih. S3 levoored. 3J Coaetr Lat Ion. T Eon. a Tumor. 40 Poeecare. 41 Since. A XSW'ER Gaghagen Gives Property Gift Member of Klamath Falls' Daughters of Job and Camp Fire girls have been presented with a) lot oa Kiwanls beach on the , shores of Upper Klamath lake by Lent L. Gaghagen, polk judge of 1 this city for many year. Presentation of toe deed to the j lot was made Monday night by Judge Gaghagen at the Maaouic banquet when Daughters of Job j were guest of honor. Announce ment of the gift came aa a com plete surprise to girls In the or ganizations. Judge Gaghagen purchased the lot at the time other Klwanis members purchased several along tha lake shore to provide a pri vate beach for summer picnic and bathing. His gift gives the girls a beautiful site where they may construct a rustlr lodge or club house at some future date. ' HEAVY INCREASE CULIACAK, Slnaloa. Mexico, Nor. 21, (AP) Quadruplets war born to Senor Guadalupe Serrano of this city. The babies and mother are In good condition. DAILY LETTER ON AFFAIRS AT U. S. CAPITAL The Marx Brother Giro the Matlua lb Ueawflt of Their Advlra oa (Javwreuatanl awl He rrobleame Harpo (tor a lha rraaldeary aad Sec Many lloU Afoot. BT RODNEY DITCHER KK.I fWvlrw Vrilar WASHINGTON, Nor. II "To mor funny looking peopl In tht Iowa than any where ! la th country except th lobby of a certain big hotel In Indianapolis, said Mr, Orou rho Marx after two day In the national capital. Mr. Zeppo Marx. Mr. Harpo Marx and Mr. Chlco Marx nodd ed In concurrence. "We are going away from here." continued Mr. Grouchu Marx, "because life K slightly mor worth living elsewhere. W cam to Washington because I wanted to be president ao I could refua to invite people to dinner. Zeppo wanted to be vie president, Chlco waa to have been apeaker and Harpo would have been Mr. Genu. But w have not had a aingle good meal and our observations la the capital convince as that the country Is la such a hall of a that ther 1 notblug w can do to sav th situation. Any way, our ahow la moving on to Pittsburgh." Hoover Failed ta Come On gathered that tha Tour Marx Brother were sjraawhat pained because President Hoo ver had failed to attend the first performance of their epic trag edy. "Animal Crackers." 'Ca! came down to see us and laughed so loud he almost stop ped th show." recalled Zeppo. On time bis wife cracked him so bard on tha back that she nearly knocked him out of the box. A conple of th girl were all act to catch him. I wonder doea he atlll need that coa-boy bat and would he sell It rheap tor one of our aria." Your correspondent said that things looked pretty bad la Washington right now and that thla waa a time to be serious. Yea." said Mr. Groucho Marx. "We have a le-'.itatlv program upon whl h we expect Concresa to act. Most of all we need a law providing for atock tirkcra Ibat will go two p loli up aud two p-jlnta down Lut n'i further. I notlc one of the In vestment trusla la giving a revolver wtth every three shares of to-k and probabl) that should b mad corepus ory. "W hold that Henry Ford started the atock market pank so everyono would have to rid' In (livvera. But lot tool hltn and get ont of the retrench- mi-nts by Christmas. We are r.i so backing a bill to make th-65-4-ent tea roome In Wafhin.t ton serve ati.'f, crisp lettuce and our slogsn la 'Let the potato chips fall where they may.' We are unalterably opposed to the A THREE DAYS' COUGH IS YOUR DANGER SIGNAL Corjgh from eolcb nity lead to Tioui troubles. Yoa can it op lhm now with Ocomubion, aa einuliifted creosote that ia pleasant to take. Creomaliion a medical diacorcry with two-fold action; it tooth! aad bfali tho inflamed membraiw-a and in hi bit errm growth. 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CaaQuiy movement for a 11-month ral endar, which la only a plot of th Book of lb Month Club 0 they raa put over another book on u. "Why do not mora actor tar politic and help keep our country puref" asked your cor- rwpondenL "Why doa't mor politician go on tha stage! demanded Groucho Marx. "What's th dif ference between a ham actor aad bam congreaemaaT Th has actor dreeeee better. But prob ably ther would b Bora poli ticians on lb stag tf monolo gue weren't out of Kyle. To can't filibuster la a aaaalcal comedy or a melodrama." It wa suggested that he should not walk oat oa Washing ton In thla ttm of trial aad might be tempted ta re mala by a good Job each as that of pro hibition director or perhaps be could be th fellow who reads all th had hooka and reason ibem tor th cuatom ervlca. "I alwaya wanted to be la the liquor bualneaw." G roar ho Marx admitted. "America la mack mor interacted la lUuor thaa bock. I think th govemmeit ought to (tart a Bottle of the Month Club. But maybe both thoea Job could b consolidated aad we'd av th taxpayer money. Sea what yoa raa do! "I see Bishop Canaoa lost ht pants la th Virginia alectloa. Now be can devote all hi time to th atock market. The re formers should sever let plea sure Interfere with bullosas." Th Marx brother always vote the same way aa th theory that four vote are bel ter thaa one. Young Girl Burned In Residence Fire BREMERTON, Wash., Not. 21. (API Florence klaasey. 12, waa burned to death her early today when the borne of Mr. and lira. Jame Msesey, her parents, was destroyed by tire. A blanket hung near a stote to dry, darted th lire. Four other children escaped th flames, but Florence was overcome by amoke and died on her bed. The children were alone, the parent having ben In Seattle and nlii'il the 11:30 p. nt. boat at nli-bt. iumi: ntnitvH home i ATHENS. Greece. Nov. 11. (A PI Capiat. 1 Pteudnnne Coate and h.s companion. Maurice Jaa-' qura Itellonte left here at ll:0o. a. m., fir l.e Ilonrgct. France.' returning from A-la after their' recent non-atop flight record to Manchuria, Northeastern Asia, j The two arintors arrived here, todiiy frou Karachi, India. They left Hanoi, French Indo China. I at t H a. m., Sunday. A liorim-i'i, i:i:EPArio SAN FRANCISCO. Nov. :i. (API As a reward far hir klrdti's to him "when he was pehnlliss a.-.d 111," Italr) Mcdae. former eVettle tailor. 1 it Mrs. Bale N. Thorte, Oakland. :o, 000 In his will filed bore for probata. Mrs. Mary J. Mrltae. his estranged wife, and their three children were left II each elrmenta which aoothe and beal lha intUmrd mrmbranca and atop the ir ritation, woile tha creoaota guea oa to tha atomach, ia abaorbed into tba blood, attacka lha aeat of tha troubla aad check, the growth of tha grrata, CreomiltloQ ia guaranteed tatiifao torr in tha treatment of eougba from eolda, brooch it ig and minor forma of bronchial irritatlona, and ia excellent for building up tba ayttem after eolda or flu Money refunded if not re li tired after taking according todireo- a -I J f J 1 1 ions. jgur omagw. vw.r COLDS THA THANG ON 4 BE 11 II A At-OntU Wafil i B ie Tjf O sires plan P TO T Sacramento Members To Entertain at Meet In December HUlak Temp: Shrtner ' ar plaaalag a trta ta aaoremento. Caltf.t Paibr It, where a care- oalal will be hell, according ta aa aaaeaaoemest mad yesterday. Sk-lner af thla temple, located at Aahlaad which I th smallest city la the world with tempi, comprise those residing la couth era Oregoa aad norther Cali fornia. Klamath rail members making th trip will bar a spe cial deeper attached to train "Klamath" leaving her th ete tag of December It. Flfteea member from th Klamath val ley hat already signified their tateatloa of atteadlng th cere monial. Reieee It aad fl member will Joarney south oa speolai sleepers attached to th "Shasta Limited" from Roaebarg, Grant Pas and Ashland. It I staled. A year ago Sacramento Bann ers came to Medford la a special traia to make a visit to lllllab tempi. This will be a return vtalL, and th aacramanto mem ber ar making elaborate plana to entertain th Oregoalana. , KITLIAO IX mon HEALTH ' LONDON. Not. II. (APJ j Rudyard Kipling, who haa sung ' th pral.es and fault of the! Brltleh Empire for nearly half a century must go abroad for hi health. 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