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Tin? EVENING HERALD. KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON
Thiirnrlnv, Novpmbfr SJ1. li:.'i
O. O. Crawford
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taa CWf l-" o.l slfl elreal. fclaoial. falia. ui.aua.
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t i. r all tie. dLitcb.e eredtie la II or aol otherwise eredlled la
i iila trir and alao tna Int-al ea. pttbit.ha lharatn All riabls of fa
tui.lhallon al spatial dl.ualtbea barala ara alas reserved.
Thursday, November 21, 1929
Taking Things On Faith
o1
iF all the dizzy stories that Chicago's racketeers have
provided the nation's
about the prohibition league that played both ends
against the middle, for profit, just about takes the prize.
Hera was the set-up, as related by federal investi
gators who finally smashed the outfit :
A few ingenious gentlemen banded together and
founded a "law and order" league, whose avowed pur
pose waa to support the prohibition law. They enlisted
the aid of a 60-year-old woman, an ardent temperance
prorker, and put her name down on their stationery as
president
Then they went into action. From friends of pro
hibition they collected funds. The. lady president, de
lighted to be of service, got her friends and acquaint
ances to contribute. In this way a nice little sinking
fund waa established.
Thereupon the organizers went out and began to sell
liquor to retail saloon keepers. They had two very
powerful sales arguments. To men who bought of them
they promised protection. Men who refused to buy they
raided.
Thus, part of the time the outfit was a crusading
prohibitionist organization. And part of the time it
waa a booze-selling, high-pressure racket Or so, at any
rata, say the federal authorities who finally got wind
of it ' '
It would be hard to imagine anything more ingenious
or more lucrative. There was money coming in from
two sources. The lady president remained in blissful
ignorance of the outfit's true character; so, naturally,
did the high-spirited folk who contributed to its funds.
While It lasted averybody was happy except, perhaps,
the unlucky liquor dealers who refused to buy from this
law and order concern and so got raided.
. The whole incident illustrates the helplessness of the
average citizen where a quasi-public body of this kind
is concerned. - :
The law-abiding Chicagoan, asked to contribute to
this concern,, had no way on earth of knowing whether
it was what it purported to be or ntt." There was no
way he could find out He had to take things on faith.
That is what the conditions of modern life require
us to do, increasingly., Our world is so complex, and the
general scale on which things are run is so huge, that
we never can find out for ourselves whether the people
and the organizations 'we deal with are exactly what
they pretend to be or not
So we simply take it for granted that most people
ara on the level. Most of the time we are not let down.
The arrangement works. Most people are honest.
It la only when something like this Chicago affair
happens that we realize how greatly we depend on the
honesty of the other fellow.
I EDITORIA L S
I r- -i a l . ajai I
rrom wig iiuntn r
GOOD OLD MOBT
Hugh Wood In Judge It'i
wonderful to go through Ufa un
der the benevolent deapotlrm of
a dear friend. A friend Ilk
Mort Perklna tor example. Hi
orer-elted heart 1 roomy enough
for two or three people. Aad
whea Mort hear of lomethtng
good, doe he keep It to himself?
He doe notl He come right
out with It and help you too.
Good old Mort!
I ' remember the time when
American Aahcan was going to
hoot aboe par. As soon as
Mort heard the new ha wired
me.
Then there wa th day when
ha got an advance tip that Na
tional Monkey Wrench wa going
to discontinue it dividend. The
average man would have sold
abort himself and forgotten to
pass on th good new. But not
Mort. He bad ma on th pbone
seven minutes after he got the
dope. Good old t:ortl
And last summer when he
heard that Sicilian Shoe Polish
wa going to merge with the
Xonser Brush people, and that the
stock wa good for 20 points,
what did Mort do? Why he lei
me In on It the next morning.
That' the boy, alt over. A real
pal. Good old Mort!
Right now I could use a pair
of ahoe and a warm coat. They
don't clothe u very well In the
county poor house, you know.
80 I guess I'll drop a postal to
Mort and ask him tf be can spare
sum of bis old aboe and a cast
off overcoat. Generous, mat
nanlmou Mort. Good Old Mort!
1 hop he breaks leg).
THE CAXNKU VIKTIT08O- .
Tha Kw Republic: Nothing Is
mora characteristic of our age
than th success of th phono
graph, th radio and the talking
motion picture.
kint sine the Invention of
Editor
Buslaeea etaaacer
al la. aoalorrira at Klanat Palla,
act or Conreea, Merc . Ilia.
Ona month - la. II
' Three months I la
(la Bioalha I la
Ona rear
newspapers, the recent one
printing ha ther been any new
device comparable with these In
preserving and amplifying human
utterances. Our modern Inven
tion may be even more Impor
tant than Herr Gutenberg', for
they give more and ask lea.
Literacy 1 hardly necessary, so
be It on haa ears. The Quality
of found available to tha averag
listener la almost a high as the
quality of style avallaLle to the
average reader. He can read
8hakepeare, but he can also hear
Beethoven Interpreted by the
foremost performer and conduc
tors. Whether the phonograph, the
radio o rthe talkie be the me
radio or tha talkie be the me
retlcally offered the best there 1.
Th Qualifying adverb ha to be
Inserted because tha mechanic of
th processe of canning and un
canning should have rot yet been
perfected. Neither music nor the
apeaklug voice cornea out of the
horn quite a it went In.
We may say, however, that
what goes In is, or may be, the
voice of the wisest, the wittiest,
th most entertaining of man
kind. Let It be granted that usu
ally It 1 twaddle. It need not
be. If a new Meaaiah were to
appear his Sermon on the Mount
could be beard by all mankind
provided, of course, the mana
gers of the broadcasting stations
or the manufacturer of th new
reel believed It the sort of thing
mankind ought to hear. What a
chance for a great teacher!
STARVED TO DEATH
KOVATO, Ca!., Nov. 21, (AP)
Thomas Preovlch, 45, lumber
mill worker, wa declared by
friends to have starved himself
to death. His body wa found
on a nearby ranch. Friend re
ported preovlch bad refrained
from eating for the past II
day because of a stomach all-men
TIMELY QUOTATIONS FROM
PEOPLE IN THE PUBUC EYE
"I hata to aa marrtai tar
nlahed by lark of appreciation
on tba part of tha modern wo
man." Mr. Relink I. Woody
formerly with Folia Berger
(Plain Talk.)
a e e
"Oar churrhee, schools and
collet matt begin right bow
to train oar people for the proper
nee of greater leliure time."
Secretary of Labor Da vie.
e e e
"Continue to pay Janitor' net
arte to college pronator and
you moat be prepared to expect
roar children to rereire teach
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HORIZONTAL
I IHah capital.
4 Larr Cans
dUa bay.
Wing.
10 Klmoao uaa.
13 Bird.
13 Male.
14 Aside.
43 Wrath,
44 Strife.
44 Era.
43 Paaoae
weaker of
the boaee
from Mae.
Id fiaeet at
honor at the
IS Pta.
IT Tardier.
IA What metal
waa dlscnv
erl by Cno-
KKlt?
Sri Role.
20 llrer.
ST To be la
debt.
Sfl WHnra.
SI Calm.
34 Tool.
SS Motlrra.
o Flop tndrr.
40 Derby.
VESTERDAra
35!
'houghts We've
Been Thinking
(Continued trust i'ug One)
uch unethical methods will be
either icdi-ted or relircd from
publl; life.
a a
THAT Illinois congreLiman who
whiskey now claima the expreas
company made a miatake by de
livering to his office a trunk
Containing liquor, and that the
saaia express company erred the
second time by delivering to him
a grip containing booie. Per
hapa. Hut the expreas company
will very likely do some check
ing and prove that the congress
man la spoofing.
TTE waa th congressman who
lwys voted dry. He was
a strong advocate of tho Vol
stead Act and tha Jonea law. but
I through all hi dry voting he
apparently drank wet. That la
why ther Is such sheer disgust
for a lot of this alleged dry agitation.
ERRORGRAMS
I THAT 15 ONE OF OUR Hiii&JpOES IT tfS
FiNEffT rN-A&enewT irS?5" fit all
RINGS; A PURE.WHITe B0fc!L,ljl p,rrtT
PIAMONP FROM KIM " aT!rC?
BfRLEY. SOUTH AMERICA. Wor
I t
A Tevocafion.
1 liure are ai leait (our nil makes In th above picture. They
may pertain to grammar, history, etiquette, drawing or whatnot,
gee It you can find them. Then look at th (cram bled word below
and unscramble It, by switching th letter aroun.d Urad your
self 20 tor each of the mistakes you find, and 20 for the word
It you unswaaable It find corrected list oa peg t
ing pon a lerel which will fit
them ta be janitor." Robert
Uarnard llutrhlna. preetdent l ol
rerally of Chicago.
a e e
"I'd Ilk to be the feminine
type . . . with bo mind at all.
Thea yo would hare bo dark
momenta, no day when the
rata came down aad yon went
wua. Gloria weneon, act-
rea. (Time )
e e e
"It 1 remarkable how many
men are eppoaed to capital pan
Ubment when they are lubjeet
ed to Jury duty." JnaUc Ar
thur 8. Tompktn of New York
Discovery
Light Jubilee. T felt.
VERTICAL ETcnlng.
t and
PylhlaaT
Robber tree.
S Can.
4 PrVrkly pear.
5 Kmptoyed.
9 Tree Sold.
It Bird.
14 Beer.
15 To attempt.
10 Flab.
SO To peruse.
31 Cognlianca.
23 Xettlier.
34 Reverence.
' 23 Meaenre.
38 Overpowering
fri jhe.
SO To reretfe.
SO To perlah ta
walre.
St To eurtle.
rj Slippery flih.
S3 levoored.
3J Coaetr Lat Ion.
T Eon.
a Tumor.
40 Poeecare.
41 Since.
A XSW'ER
Gaghagen Gives
Property Gift
Member of Klamath Falls'
Daughters of Job and Camp Fire
girls have been presented with a)
lot oa Kiwanls beach on the ,
shores of Upper Klamath lake by
Lent L. Gaghagen, polk judge of
1 this city for many year.
Presentation of toe deed to the
j lot was made Monday night by
Judge Gaghagen at the Maaouic
banquet when Daughters of Job
j were guest of honor. Announce
ment of the gift came aa a com
plete surprise to girls In the or
ganizations. Judge Gaghagen purchased the
lot at the time other Klwanis
members purchased several along
tha lake shore to provide a pri
vate beach for summer picnic
and bathing. His gift gives the
girls a beautiful site where
they may construct a rustlr
lodge or club house at some
future date.
' HEAVY INCREASE
CULIACAK, Slnaloa. Mexico,
Nor. 21, (AP) Quadruplets
war born to Senor Guadalupe
Serrano of this city. The babies
and mother are In good condition.
DAILY LETTER
ON AFFAIRS AT
U. S. CAPITAL
The Marx Brother Giro the
Matlua lb Ueawflt of Their
Advlra oa (Javwreuatanl awl
He rrobleame Harpo (tor a
lha rraaldeary aad Sec
Many lloU Afoot.
BT RODNEY DITCHER
KK.I fWvlrw Vrilar
WASHINGTON, Nor. II
"To mor funny looking
peopl In tht Iowa than any
where ! la th country except
th lobby of a certain big hotel
In Indianapolis, said Mr, Orou
rho Marx after two day In the
national capital.
Mr. Zeppo Marx. Mr. Harpo
Marx and Mr. Chlco Marx nodd
ed In concurrence.
"We are going away from
here." continued Mr. Grouchu
Marx, "because life K slightly
mor worth living elsewhere.
W cam to Washington because
I wanted to be president ao I
could refua to invite people
to dinner. Zeppo wanted to be
vie president, Chlco waa to have
been apeaker and Harpo would
have been Mr. Genu. But
w have not had a aingle good
meal and our observations la the
capital convince as that the
country Is la such a hall of a
that ther 1 notblug w
can do to sav th situation. Any
way, our ahow la moving on to
Pittsburgh."
Hoover Failed ta Come
On gathered that tha Tour
Marx Brother were sjraawhat
pained because President Hoo
ver had failed to attend the first
performance of their epic trag
edy. "Animal Crackers."
'Ca! came down to see us and
laughed so loud he almost stop
ped th show." recalled Zeppo.
On time bis wife cracked him
so bard on tha back that she
nearly knocked him out of the
box. A conple of th girl were
all act to catch him. I wonder
doea he atlll need that coa-boy
bat and would he sell It rheap
tor one of our aria."
Your correspondent said that
things looked pretty bad la
Washington right now and that
thla waa a time to be serious.
Yea." said Mr. Groucho
Marx. "We have a le-'.itatlv
program upon whl h we expect
Concresa to act. Most of all we
need a law providing for atock
tirkcra Ibat will go two p loli
up aud two p-jlnta down Lut n'i
further. I notlc one of the In
vestment trusla la giving
a revolver wtth every three
shares of to-k and probabl)
that should b mad corepus
ory. "W hold that Henry Ford
started the atock market pank
so everyono would have to rid'
In (livvera. But lot tool hltn
and get ont of the retrench-
mi-nts by Christmas. We are r.i
so backing a bill to make th-65-4-ent
tea roome In Wafhin.t
ton serve ati.'f, crisp lettuce and
our slogsn la 'Let the potato
chips fall where they may.' We
are unalterably opposed to the
A THREE DAYS' COUGH IS
YOUR DANGER SIGNAL
Corjgh from eolcb nity lead to
Tioui troubles. Yoa can it op lhm
now with Ocomubion, aa einuliifted
creosote that ia pleasant to take.
Creomaliion a medical diacorcry
with two-fold action; it tooth! aad
bfali tho inflamed membraiw-a and in
hi bit errm growth.
Of au known drags creoaota la rco
ognised br high medical author it ie
aa ooe of the greateat healing agenciea
for cough from cold a and bronchial
imtationa. CreomuUioo contain, in
addition to ereoaote, other healing
CREOMULSION
FOR THE COUGH FROM
2 MONTHS TO PAY
for the. Amazing. Neio
cfSteSsa.
WT A MTia 9m-ZH. a ' .At
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.
Here's a radio we're proud
la recommend beeauae It'a
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requirements. Beautiful to
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w
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The IICA reputation la be
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The California Oregon
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Four other beautiful models. Screen Grid, Snper
Hts, In Conaol and table eablneta.
Th California Oregon Power. CaaQuiy
movement for a 11-month ral
endar, which la only a plot of
th Book of lb Month Club
0 they raa put over another
book on u.
"Why do not mora actor
tar politic and help keep our
country puref" asked your cor-
rwpondenL
"Why doa't mor politician
go on tha stage! demanded
Groucho Marx. "What's th dif
ference between a ham actor aad
bam congreaemaaT Th has
actor dreeeee better. But prob
ably ther would b Bora poli
ticians on lb stag tf monolo
gue weren't out of Kyle. To
can't filibuster la a aaaalcal
comedy or a melodrama."
It wa suggested that he
should not walk oat oa Washing
ton In thla ttm of trial aad
might be tempted ta re mala by
a good Job each as that of pro
hibition director or perhaps be
could be th fellow who reads
all th had hooka and reason
ibem tor th cuatom ervlca.
"I alwaya wanted to be la the
liquor bualneaw." G roar ho Marx
admitted. "America la mack
mor interacted la lUuor thaa
bock. I think th govemmeit
ought to (tart a Bottle of the
Month Club. But maybe both
thoea Job could b consolidated
aad we'd av th taxpayer
money. Sea what yoa raa do!
"I see Bishop Canaoa lost ht
pants la th Virginia alectloa.
Now be can devote all hi time
to th atock market. The re
formers should sever let plea
sure Interfere with bullosas."
Th Marx brother always
vote the same way aa th
theory that four vote are bel
ter thaa one.
Young Girl Burned
In Residence Fire
BREMERTON, Wash., Not. 21.
(API Florence klaasey. 12, waa
burned to death her early today
when the borne of Mr. and lira.
Jame Msesey, her parents, was
destroyed by tire. A blanket
hung near a stote to dry, darted
th lire. Four other children
escaped th flames, but Florence
was overcome by amoke and died
on her bed.
The children were alone, the
parent having ben In Seattle
and nlii'il the 11:30 p. nt. boat
at nli-bt.
iumi: ntnitvH home i
ATHENS. Greece. Nov. 11. (A
PI Capiat. 1 Pteudnnne Coate
and h.s companion. Maurice Jaa-'
qura Itellonte left here at ll:0o.
a. m., fir l.e Ilonrgct. France.'
returning from A-la after their'
recent non-atop flight record to
Manchuria, Northeastern Asia, j
The two arintors arrived here,
todiiy frou Karachi, India. They
left Hanoi, French Indo China. I
at t H a. m., Sunday.
A liorim-i'i, i:i:EPArio
SAN FRANCISCO. Nov. :i.
(API As a reward far hir
klrdti's to him "when he was
pehnlliss a.-.d 111," Italr) Mcdae.
former eVettle tailor. 1 it Mrs.
Bale N. Thorte, Oakland. :o,
000 In his will filed bore for
probata. Mrs. Mary J. Mrltae.
his estranged wife, and their
three children were left II each
elrmenta which aoothe and beal lha
intUmrd mrmbranca and atop the ir
ritation, woile tha creoaota guea oa to
tha atomach, ia abaorbed into tba
blood, attacka lha aeat of tha troubla
aad check, the growth of tha grrata,
CreomiltloQ ia guaranteed tatiifao
torr in tha treatment of eougba from
eolda, brooch it ig and minor forma of
bronchial irritatlona, and ia excellent
for building up tba ayttem after eolda
or flu Money refunded if not re
li tired after taking according todireo-
a -I J f J 1
1 ions. jgur omagw. vw.r
COLDS THA THANG ON
4
BE 11 II A
At-OntU
Wafil i
B ie Tjf
O
sires plan
P TO T
Sacramento Members To
Entertain at Meet
In December
HUlak Temp: Shrtner ' ar
plaaalag a trta ta aaoremento.
Caltf.t Paibr It, where a care-
oalal will be hell, according ta
aa aaaeaaoemest mad yesterday.
Sk-lner af thla temple, located
at Aahlaad which I th smallest
city la the world with tempi,
comprise those residing la couth
era Oregoa aad norther Cali
fornia. Klamath rail members
making th trip will bar a spe
cial deeper attached to train
"Klamath" leaving her th ete
tag of December It. Flfteea
member from th Klamath val
ley hat already signified their
tateatloa of atteadlng th cere
monial. Reieee It aad fl member
will Joarney south oa speolai
sleepers attached to th "Shasta
Limited" from Roaebarg, Grant
Pas and Ashland. It I staled.
A year ago Sacramento Bann
ers came to Medford la a special
traia to make a visit to lllllab
tempi. This will be a return
vtalL, and th aacramanto mem
ber ar making elaborate plana
to entertain th Oregoalana. ,
KITLIAO IX mon HEALTH '
LONDON. Not. II. (APJ j
Rudyard Kipling, who haa sung '
th pral.es and fault of the!
Brltleh Empire for nearly half
a century must go abroad for hi
health.
HI physician ha ao ordered
advising lo cancellation of a
radio s peach scheduled for Dee.
11. Kipling will be (4 veer
old neit month.
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On roar trip north oc Kxirh enjoy the wtnn, rooter'
eorafoft of train trarcl. Fast tnim br day or oret
night save time ax tout desaotaoa.
To Tortland and Ttyrtb
Leave Leave Arrtv Arriv
Klamath Falls Chiloquln Portland Baattl
Tascade" 7:17 a.m. 4:16 p.m. 1:41 p.m.
"Klamath" (:45 a.m. 10:31a.m. :10 p.m.
"West Coast" 10:0! p m. 10:47 p.m. 8:00 a.m. 1:45 p.m.
To San Francisco - Los A n'geles
laavs
Cfcionie
"Wot Coast"
"Cascade"
"Wamath"
3:27a.m.
6:39 pjn.
1pundtrips Are Low
Klaauuh Falls to:
Portland ...... tlS-30
Seattle . . . . e . 29.00
Victoria ...... M.00
Vancouver 38.30
SaoFrgnciaco .... 21 J)
Los Angeles ..... 39.7)
tA Tew Hgute Fast
Yoa can go dirert to Chicago without change of
trains over Southern Pacific's new line via Alturas and
Ogdcn. The fare to Ogden this new way is only $30.36.
Southern FaciCita
CITY TICKET OKKICB SIS MAIX T.
PAHHKNUKR STATION PHOXE BOOO
onkimi.w arum win
SPOKANE, Wash., Nov. :,
(AT) Nailed gem potatoes en.
tared by David W. 11 1 re y. of
Wsiiin, Oregon, wr award
ed th grand rhanipltinshlp over
100 eutrlo In the eighth an
nual Pacific northwest potato
growsr' ahow her.
GET RID Ot
YOUR CORNS
Tutl fnienle af vour lima er.il
tNU-O-CORN" Prestol Corn
disappear. No Pain. No more ml.
fcrtnx. Walk with ease. Don't I.x4
with those ao-catled "corn cures any
longer. They ar dangerous.
Oct KND-O-C'OKN al lha follow,
lag druggists TODAY or II they ar
aot near you writ to END-O CORM
LABOKATOKlhS. 4 Oarh.ld Blvd.
Chicago, who will c thai yoa re
ceive a jar promptly.
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