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PAGE TWO THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, "OREGON Wtulnowlny. Juno 1, 127 T. B. MALARKRY.. W. H. PRHKINl... F. B. ENOL18H Editor Advertising Miuin : Bualneae Sluuitr i ..., 1 Entered as ton class matter at tat poatorTtc at Klamath Fairs, Oregon. ....on Aatuet SO, 10. wader act at Conjtreaa Marce 3. 1I7S. TheUplifter By tlu Man im Ooitslp and I duu't know what bin motley. He's 4 Detrrered by Carrier - By Mat) (. ln. 1 C rk'w Oaa Tear M One-Month f .(S "h Bis Months J. SO Threw Months 1.71 broae again. Three Mentha Six MoaUa 1.7) 8econd Clerk! "Was he trylnr. to One Moalb - .. .ti One Year S. 00 , borrow from you?" first Clerk: "No! I vented to -The- Worlds Happenings Associated Press Leased Wire Member of Audit Bureau of Circulation Member ot the Associated Press The Associated Preea is exclusively entitled te the oaa or republication ot all news dispatches credited te it or sot otherwise credited In this paper sad alee the local new published therein. All rights ol republi cation of-epectal 4fcoa.Kb.ea herein are also reaervad. At .WEDNESpAY, .JUNE 1,' 1927 borrow from him!' A sissy Is a boy who bathea a bath tnb when ha could so ashin' in the swlinntln' hole. We read the first of happenings of the day and note that De Pinedo has been taken on board a ship after his airplane bungled on him, thus causing our boy Lindbergh's prominence as an ocean aviator to be more pronounced. ill.- Gjpt Ready To Go' .V I'RKDtt'.. MENT. A , teacher wta Instructing her class about Idols. "The , Idol' had eyes." he said, "but It eouldnl '' "See." cried the children. "It had ears bat It couldn't " "rlar. said the class. ' "It bad Hps but It couldn't " "Wipe It." ivr-ilcd the llttlo ones. nesuty that Is better then Is only none. "Men who hsre achieved ways rive advice, but try low It!" When a woman marries a man to set rid ot him she ususlly succeed' "San Francisco has invited Klamath people down to see her. The invitation came through the Chamber of Commerce but it also means that -others than those belonging to the Chamber j are invited. When San Francisco holds "open house" for j Klamath. Fails and. Klamath Basin that means all .the , people whocar to go are welcome. , (m r. i ..; The date has not yet been set but when it has been' then prepare to mark the calendar for the trip. It will be a dandy and no mistake, for the Southern Pacific will run a special train and Klamath Falls will decorate it from cowcatcher to rear end. 'Jim Miller of the Ess Pee says anything goes that the people here desire, and that means a good time for everybody. .. Stops will be made at all California' towns on the way cown and the San Francisco Chamber of Commerce will enter t?in.the party at some sort of a function. It will be .this community s. -first special train over. the( main line and the event will be worth paricipating in. Likely! Wanted: A depot this will not occur for several weeks, but be ready when it is that is well lighted: route deep ran al to fol- Dbwn in Visalia, California, a grandmother died to save babies from fire, demonstrating that old, old story of woman', love for children.' " ' ' - " Paris; we note, is about over its frenty 1 for the young American flyer, and he may well be happy while the band is playing for France has a national habit of loving devotedly to day and hating earnestly tomorrow. California is just entering into her tax boost on gasoline and people continue to be happy in paying that tax. It is the only tax ever levied in a western state that was paid with a smile. Flirt and the world flirts with yon. Be prim and yon wslk slone. A artee woman keeps her hnsbsnd (truthful by not asking; him too many questions. Society marriages are like bridge games. . The highest bidder gelt the dummy. . waiting room a church thai i r . i . ,nn v t :.: la aaeqaateiy veattiatea: a tneatre sbjwuiivcu wc wain. vrc'.'w "',,u"l wuwra lth,t u BO, fnU of draught,. trie Kiamapi special. . i . j i -J t" Positively "Say. my wife wants to know what you do at the bank. Teller." Misery love company and com- "Ella (aged six) "Auntie, you ever in n predicament?" Maiden Asnt "No. dear, heaven knows I've tried." but In the order of May 3rd issued by the Interstate Commerce peny causes misery. commission, a copy of which is printed today in the Evening Herald, there is nothing left regarding; the Klamath Basin railroad situation to guess on. It is made clear that this rail road building shall, begin by June) 17, 1927. and that three years given railroads to finish the job includes the year already spent by, the railroads in rooster fighting.. ' .- That they have seen fit to squander- a year in making faces, at each ther and strategic movements does not seem to be of consequence to commission, for it is flowing a straight furrow and. is not swerving from its original plans and specifications, , . ... , , ; . V; . K i- ;.,;-'5 There must be something doing1 on all the railroad projects by the' 1.7th of this month. This is positive, hence the recent quick work of all railroad corporations in marshaling their forces and deciding on plans. t .' The commission is not trifling and it does nor, propose to Le trifled with.. L True, there is an appeal from-its decision. Either side can carry its case to the Supreme court of the Unite-l States but since .the Interstate Commerce commission has been) Money may. talk, but it never active no railroad has seen fit to appeal from its decision. -. Iti"'JfI1iB-hnMB': .t wlBt , is 'therefore hardly likely that such will be the case in any of see Mtstab Hamlin." the railroad matters which affect this Basin. . . ; ottua r: "Mr. Hamim te en- ' " ' " , gaged," . Mrs.- Mendy Johnson: "Go long, boy. Ah don't want, to marry him. Tell him his washlady wants huh money." .... Nearly everybody seems to have enough knowledge of the Bible to misquote it. Aunt Grumpy: And what brought yon to town. ArthurT Arthur: Well.- I've come to see the-alghts, and thought I'd call on you- flret, - i Boss: "Hsve yon ever done any bard work?" . Clerk ' after Job: - "Yes. sir, 1 courted n girl for two years." "Laugh that off!' aa be fastened up jacket. , cried the Doc. the straight- Great Britain, by a vote of 357 to 11, supports its break with Russia, all of which means those Englishmen had thought it all out before hand as is their usual custom. When a nation abuses its diplomatic privileges in England that nation is in bad and no mistake, for diplomacy in Great Britain is even more sacred than the church of the land. , The "dash" by air from San Francisco to Honolulu, according to the Bay City press, is to be of nation-wide interest. Maybe, but since Lindbergh and his little flivver have done their stuff it will take more than a Honolulu flight to cause anyone to miss Mis dinner to hear the news of it. f And Coolidge is to start on June 13th for his summer home in the Dakota Black Hills. Very interesting, for Coolidge is going into the edge of the farmers' zone to spend his summer. He is also going into the former home of Calamity that means anything. Jane. ,. Someone has dug up a textbook on surgery that is 4,000 years old and it is to be-printed in English. According ,' to reports on the old Egyptian volume the doctors of that day had wonderful knowledge of the human body and "operated" with remarkable skill. What a pity to dig up such a book, for it will upset a lot of late hatched wisdom about surgery and again demonstrate that there is nothing new under the sun. Will Hays, the movie censor and boss, has turned his at tention fof a brief time to another line of work. - He has just finished gathering in fifteen million dollars for a reserve and sinking fund foflpthat church. " As a money-getter and a titiile dispenser, Will Hays beats the world. He is a Presbyterian from the top of his head to the soles of his feet and works at it even during his hectic days in Hollywood. I -t.it Building Always Building Despite the past uncertainty up until a few weeks ago of a speedy solution of Klamath's railroad puzzle, building opera tions in this city have continued to mount, even exceeding the record for the first five months of last year, according to a news story this week; ' Does this indicate a feeling of apathy on the part of the rank and file of the people of Klamath? r Does it indicate, as some have, tried to make us believe, that times are dull and that there must be a paring of expenses up and down the line ? . The cold figures of local building operations . are. a stern rebuke to the would-be calamity howlers. Klamath continues to grow, - -So far this year building operations .have totalled nearly a million dollars.- - And the building season is only now upon us'. 1, ,' ' '.- r : - . . . With the new railroad now assured and with the assurance ! land that the Weyerhaeuser people will soon build .their L gigantic br" 'B nrn "klin nuu in rwiamain, we can conuaenuy iook lorwara xo one oi xne greatest eras of development that this city and country has ever experienced.- ' , . . . r .. The building weather-vane for the first five months of 1927. points straight toward continued development. Klamath has every reason to be contented over the outlook for the future- . : , .... . T. B. Survey Will j Be Conducted on - j '' Land of Indians Lloyd ' Wllcii, publicity banager of The Oregon , State Tubrcoosls association ha arrived In' jhe tcity and la completing plans for a tuber culosis survey, which la to be held on the reservation within the com ing : few weeks. .' Members of the local health' of fice will work with Mr: Wilcor and Mis L. Grace Holmes, nurse In charge of th- survey, who arrives In the city on Thursday from Port- Miss' Holmes' will rerasln which the eelghDorhood' of three weeks.- Nice To Have A Critic Some place, somewhere' there lives a good, kind soul who reads every word in the Evening Herald and ponders over it. So earnestly does he read each. editorial utterance' that he catches us up on hurried errors that occasionally creep in. Kecently he discovered the word "enervating" used in place of invigorating and his chuckled with glee as he penned a correction on the clipping and sent it in marked, . "private.". But in the same envelope he chided us severely for having, the temerity to suggest a matter to the San Francisco Examiner. . j We would love to meet this good critic of ours, for he is all right even if he does love to pick us up on errors. 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