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THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, "OREGON
Wtulnowlny. Juno 1, 127
T. B. MALARKRY..
W. H. PRHKINl...
F. B. ENOL18H
Editor
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.WEDNESpAY, .JUNE 1,' 1927
borrow from him!'
A sissy Is a boy who bathea
a bath tnb when ha could so
ashin' in the swlinntln' hole.
We read the first of happenings of the day and note that
De Pinedo has been taken on board a ship after his airplane
bungled on him, thus causing our boy Lindbergh's prominence
as an ocean aviator to be more pronounced.
ill.-
Gjpt Ready To Go'
.V I'RKDtt'.. MENT.
A , teacher wta Instructing her
class about Idols.
"The , Idol' had eyes." he said,
"but It eouldnl ''
"See." cried the children.
"It had ears bat It couldn't "
"rlar. said the class. '
"It bad Hps but It couldn't "
"Wipe It." ivr-ilcd the llttlo
ones.
nesuty that
Is better then
Is only
none.
"Men who hsre achieved
ways rive advice, but try
low It!"
When a woman marries a man to
set rid ot him she ususlly succeed'
"San Francisco has invited Klamath people down to see her.
The invitation came through the Chamber of Commerce but
it also means that -others than those belonging to the Chamber j
are invited. When San Francisco holds "open house" for j
Klamath. Fails and. Klamath Basin that means all .the , people
whocar to go are welcome. , (m r. i ..;
The date has not yet been set but when it has been' then
prepare to mark the calendar for the trip. It will be a dandy
and no mistake, for the Southern Pacific will run a special train
and Klamath Falls will decorate it from cowcatcher to rear
end. 'Jim Miller of the Ess Pee says anything goes that the
people here desire, and that means a good time for everybody.
.. Stops will be made at all California' towns on the way
cown and the San Francisco Chamber of Commerce will enter
t?in.the party at some sort of a function.
It will be .this community s. -first special train over. the(
main line and the event will be worth paricipating in. Likely! Wanted: A depot
this will not occur for several weeks, but be ready when it is that is well lighted:
route deep
ran al
to fol-
Dbwn in Visalia, California, a grandmother died to save
babies from fire, demonstrating that old, old story of woman',
love for children.' " ' ' - "
Paris; we note, is about over its frenty 1 for the young
American flyer, and he may well be happy while the band is
playing for France has a national habit of loving devotedly to
day and hating earnestly tomorrow.
California is just entering into her tax boost on gasoline
and people continue to be happy in paying that tax. It is the
only tax ever levied in a western state that was paid with a smile.
Flirt and the world flirts with
yon. Be prim and yon wslk slone.
A artee woman keeps her hnsbsnd
(truthful by not asking; him too
many questions.
Society marriages are like bridge
games. . The highest bidder gelt
the dummy. .
waiting room
a church thai
i r . i . ,nn v t :.: la aaeqaateiy veattiatea: a tneatre
sbjwuiivcu wc wain. vrc'.'w "',,u"l wuwra lth,t u BO, fnU of draught,.
trie Kiamapi special.
. i . j i -J t"
Positively
"Say. my wife wants to know
what you do at the bank.
Teller."
Misery love company and com-
"Ella (aged six) "Auntie,
you ever in n predicament?"
Maiden Asnt "No. dear,
heaven knows I've tried."
but
In the order of May 3rd issued by the Interstate Commerce peny causes misery.
commission, a copy of which is printed today in the Evening
Herald, there is nothing left regarding; the Klamath Basin
railroad situation to guess on. It is made clear that this rail
road building shall, begin by June) 17, 1927. and that three
years given railroads to finish the job includes the year already
spent by, the railroads in rooster fighting.. ' .-
That they have seen fit to squander- a year in making
faces, at each ther and strategic movements does not seem to
be of consequence to commission, for it is flowing a straight
furrow and. is not swerving from its original plans and
specifications, , . ... , , ; . V; . K i- ;.,;-'5
There must be something doing1 on all the railroad projects
by the' 1.7th of this month. This is positive, hence the recent
quick work of all railroad corporations in marshaling their
forces and deciding on plans. t .'
The commission is not trifling and it does nor, propose to
Le trifled with.. L True, there is an appeal from-its decision.
Either side can carry its case to the Supreme court of the Unite-l
States but since .the Interstate Commerce commission has been) Money may. talk, but it never
active no railroad has seen fit to appeal from its decision. -. Iti"'JfI1iB-hnMB': .t wlBt ,
is 'therefore hardly likely that such will be the case in any of see Mtstab Hamlin."
the railroad matters which affect this Basin. . . ; ottua r: "Mr. Hamim te en-
' " ' " , gaged,"
. Mrs.- Mendy Johnson: "Go long,
boy. Ah don't want, to marry him.
Tell him his washlady wants huh
money." ....
Nearly everybody seems to have
enough knowledge of the Bible to
misquote it.
Aunt Grumpy: And what brought
yon to town. ArthurT
Arthur: Well.- I've come to see
the-alghts, and thought I'd call on
you- flret, -
i Boss: "Hsve yon ever done any
bard work?" .
Clerk ' after Job: - "Yes. sir, 1
courted n girl for two years."
"Laugh that off!'
aa be fastened up
jacket. ,
cried the Doc.
the straight-
Great Britain, by a vote of 357 to 11, supports its break
with Russia, all of which means those Englishmen had thought
it all out before hand as is their usual custom. When a nation
abuses its diplomatic privileges in England that nation is in
bad and no mistake, for diplomacy in Great Britain is even
more sacred than the church of the land. ,
The "dash" by air from San Francisco to Honolulu,
according to the Bay City press, is to be of nation-wide interest.
Maybe, but since Lindbergh and his little flivver have done
their stuff it will take more than a Honolulu flight to cause
anyone to miss Mis dinner to hear the news of it.
f And Coolidge is to start on June 13th for his summer home
in the Dakota Black Hills. Very interesting, for Coolidge is
going into the edge of the farmers' zone to spend his summer.
He is also going into the former home of Calamity
that means anything.
Jane.
,. Someone has dug up a textbook on surgery that is 4,000
years old and it is to be-printed in English. According ,' to
reports on the old Egyptian volume the doctors of that day
had wonderful knowledge of the human body and "operated"
with remarkable skill. What a pity to dig up such a book,
for it will upset a lot of late hatched wisdom about surgery and
again demonstrate that there is nothing new under the sun.
Will Hays, the movie censor and boss, has turned his at
tention fof a brief time to another line of work. - He has just
finished gathering in fifteen million dollars for a reserve and
sinking fund foflpthat church. " As a money-getter and a titiile
dispenser, Will Hays beats the world. He is a Presbyterian
from the top of his head to the soles of his feet and works at it
even during his hectic days in Hollywood.
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Building Always Building
Despite the past uncertainty up until a few weeks ago of
a speedy solution of Klamath's railroad puzzle, building opera
tions in this city have continued to mount, even exceeding the
record for the first five months of last year, according to a news
story this week; '
Does this indicate a feeling of apathy on the part of the
rank and file of the people of Klamath? r Does it indicate, as
some have, tried to make us believe, that times are dull and
that there must be a paring of expenses up and down the line ?
. The cold figures of local building operations . are. a stern
rebuke to the would-be calamity howlers. Klamath continues
to grow, - -So far this year building operations .have totalled
nearly a million dollars.- - And the building season is only now
upon us'. 1, ,' ' '.- r : - . .
. With the new railroad now assured and with the assurance ! land
that the Weyerhaeuser people will soon build .their L gigantic br" 'B nrn "klin
nuu in rwiamain, we can conuaenuy iook lorwara xo one oi xne
greatest eras of development that this city and country has
ever experienced.- ' , . . . r
.. The building weather-vane for the first five months of
1927. points straight toward continued development. Klamath
has every reason to be contented over the outlook for the future-
. : , .... .
T. B. Survey Will j
Be Conducted on - j
'' Land of Indians
Lloyd ' Wllcii, publicity banager
of The Oregon , State Tubrcoosls
association ha arrived In' jhe tcity
and la completing plans for a tuber
culosis survey, which la to be held
on the reservation within the com
ing : few weeks. .'
Members of the local health' of
fice will work with Mr: Wilcor and
Mis L. Grace Holmes, nurse In
charge of th- survey, who arrives
In the city on Thursday from Port-
Miss' Holmes' will rerasln
which
the
eelghDorhood' of three weeks.-
Nice To Have A Critic
Some place, somewhere' there lives a good, kind soul who
reads every word in the Evening Herald and ponders over it.
So earnestly does he read each. editorial utterance' that he
catches us up on hurried errors that occasionally creep in.
Kecently he discovered the word "enervating" used in place of
invigorating and his chuckled with glee as he penned a
correction on the clipping and sent it in marked, . "private.".
But in the same envelope he chided us severely for having, the
temerity to suggest a matter to the San Francisco Examiner. . j
We would love to meet this good critic of ours, for he is
all right even if he does love to pick us up on errors. We have 1
lion pictured m our mind as a kind, lovable soul who knows
everything there is to know.r Perhaps has blue eyes that are
dreamy or brown eyes that are sharp, a pointed chin that moves
with great regularity as he chews his favorite tobacco. Come
jn, old timer, and let us shake your hand,
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