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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 12, 1921)
Pntjo Thrco THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON MONDAY, IHKSMBmi.M ' t n I The Office Cal T III JI.'.MI'H Tnilnnl rr it Pi 1iflulitiT "Whn( inailii xiur kid such n wrrnpperT" "UlrciiiiiHlnnrtiH. IIU nut inndti lillil wear rurU until lut huh iiIiiii jrimm old.'r .Henry I'ord want in uo tint lutMlfMliltiM In muko flivver. Till I llm tint Hum wh nvnr heard Hint battleship worn liiiuli) out iif tin. Tim fellow yon sou luokliiK long Ingly nt u p.ilr of overall In thu window I llm s.imu lilnl wIid wan buying silk shlti In liuK iloirn lulu less than two your ago, suggest Fred llouitiin. Maybe irniiin men nlny nwny frniu ihurih hornusii Hiey Horn married In line. Bilious Headaches Made Her Almost Crazy Thero U room fur ilnulit n to tlin big in i'il fur knickerbockers, opium "lltncklo." After n restaurant hail Imriit'il iluwn nt (Ilnueestor, N. V.. men worn uoii marching I ho ruin fur four quart of lilurk lot cream Hint rim! withstood the hlaio. Wn ham mispecd-d right nlaiiR Hint some fireproof Iro rream ha fniiiiit It njr Into Hid market. Slogan fur n I'luirtiiarM Tim Indigestion tahlot says "Work." Tho heart niuillcliiu say "Hur ry." Tim stomach pump ar "My Inn Ing." Tho castor oil say "Outrage for nut." TIib lancet say "Nothing llkn n good opening." Tho headache remedy say "ull." Tin. turner sriy Villi." Tho nuh register say "Welcome-." Tint riiirlutnr Rsiy "All grist that come to my milt." MII.MMV HEALTH TALK No. in Wtit'ii I'm dm lor arrived this wo iiiiiii, u rufliinil typo given to much mi'iilnl in tlvlly, wiik pounding liur hciiil nguliist llm wall. To lin niirit tlin poii ml In k vwin not vicious enough to ho Injurious, hut llm Jnr won nil Hint Interrupted tho Incron Ink pnl ii mill iiuuscu, In thin unso tho headache, wan dun to Hm niouuich condition, Tim IIvit wim itlsu luiiitlvo. Chlrnprac lie Nplmil iiilJiintmiinlH afforded aomn measure of Immediate relief, nnoiiKh lo otiiiblo luir to leop, lint It look ii Iiiiik series of adjustment to rimli'it) Hm stomach noil llvor, plnrn nplmil tiorvo opening lo iniriuiil mill llm iniiko normal health of those organ poimlhlu. In other case of headache Hm rhlropriictor la 'iiillo ofliin nhln to mop tlin pnlu In nun adjustment jWWWWWMWWWW I'nili' lli-n Hn)l Hood health mill ii bunk account, Nuvvy, wnlk along hninl In IiiiiiiI. r. i"i-ii-i".'.-m-iiii iiiu.w.ii u J I'ANIIIO.V PI.ATK. There waa n young My from I. In coin, Who showed signs of very deop thlnkln', For uho inM with n smile. "To keep up with thu style." i liny riniiip uini mwayii nro ahrliikln'." i:rn innnay won't work without tonlrhliiK, Kurxlva (li'iircii .Mt-tx. A tourlnl Riithora tho Imprpanlon Hint thu uiiihlllnti of noinu poraomi U to llvn In n limmi liy Hm nldr, of tho road uini Mill hot iIori tu n limn. Hiiinll TnlK "Do )ou hnvo miirli Irouhlo In kpopliiK 11 rook?" "Wo fiuploy ii chof." "1'iirilon inn. Do you hnvo niucli trouhlo with thorn?" Tho pent Hint tnki'ii tho mi car plum It (ho pi'ialmUt. HEALTH FOLLOWS CHIROPRACTIC CORRECTS PRtSSURC ON SPINAL NERVES IN DISEASES Of TIIErOLLOWINGOROANJ: ,ll(A9 ,VllS CAR J 'NOSE DtnOAT ARM! tV HEART !MUN0S po nvcn H? W STOMACH Ci.W'DAHrnrAe RaavcsputN f WKIONtrS 1N.Bt.AD0ni I Spliul ttlluM-LO R UHtt The loweq nerve UNDERTHC MAGNIFY IMOOLASS IS PINCHED DYAhlSAUCNCO JOINT. riNCHCO NERVES CANNOT TRANSHIT HEALTHFUL IMPULSES. CHIROPRAC TICADJUSTIHO RC HOVCSTHCPRCSSURE. THE UPPER MtRVC IS , rCCASKArUitlHTINDS. iii:aimiii:h ami rNDHilWIlOX VMSV. "Ik'lliK troiihlnl w(h iM'.id uclua, InillKi'ntlon and Infl.im. malory rhuumuHmu, all of which preicrlpllona falk-d to rullovo, I finally turnvil to chlroprnctlc. In two wvoka I wna normal unit nhlo to ro turn to work. I continued nd Juntimuit for aomo tlmu lone it nml now, thank lo tho frlniiil who advlnpd o.'ilrnprac tic. 1 nm well ami ahta to work without Inturruptlon." A W. Carter. Chiropractic Ito avnich llurrau. Htatcmont No, I2S3I. virn iii:.i,tii itiusi.vs When you Iclephono C3D-J for un appointment 9 DRS. MALLETT & MALLETT Office Over Underwoods Drug Store Phone 539-J for Appointment. AMERICAN LEGION FIGHTING PARSON WINS ANOTHER WAR t'lIANirri:, Kim , Doc. 10 Tho flKhtliiB Inatltirt which won for tho Ituv, Karl A, llhickmmi, tlio nuwly flucliiil national chaplain of tho American l,ci:lou. llm Htln of Hm I "riffhtliiK I'araon of Hm Thirty fifth" iliirlm: Hm world war. dm 1 Blood him wnll In hand ulnco ho (rniiio hncl I,, hi ponco-tlmn yoca- Hon it pastor of tho Klnt Chrladnu ihurch horn. KnllBhlentnent Kalnod In Ills wnr iwrrlco created now Mean a to tho acopo of rollgloua ncllvlllea. Tho now plank ho In aortnd In tho church' platform cre ated coimldcrnliln oppodtlnn. Hut Hum far tho "flKhtln; paron" ha won. Cum-r Dlini-alfliil Tho careor of tho Hor. Mr. lllack mail ha hcon dlvaralflcil. Ho wn horn In Kcndallvlllo, Ind , Octoher 2, 1882, on a farm, and received a common school education. Ho tuilled atoam and machlna ilculgn Inn In Trait Inatltuto. llrooklyn, .V V.; followed cnRlnecrlm; and elec trical work. Including firing a loco motive; naalitant engineer on nl rlenm yacht In Now York harhor; chief cnglneo rof an Intcrurban power homo In Northern Indiana, anil worked In an automohllo f.ic thu far tho "flghtlnf pamon" ha tory at Kokomo, Ind. I Parisian Ivory 5M 4 i This year, as in former years, wclmve the finest and bcit selection of "Ivory" to be found in Klamath Falls. Quality is KingWe carry the BEST, and that is , Ivory Pyralin Bmshes, Combs, Mirrors, and every conceivable Toilet Article may be had in this beautiful material. Price to suit all purses. Tiny gifts from 35c up. We will be glad to have you inspect our display of these beautiful articles. I'i2tf DR. F. R. GODDARD Osteopathic Physician and Surgeon Officii and Residence Phones 321 I. 0. 0. F. Temple BLOCK WOOD and HAY if. ji. Mcia.vi: Phono 339 It. I K. t. rAli fc.K5UN I I'lAXIHT Music furnished for private, parties, dance or entertainment. '.'nil II.1-J mk RVCffiSSl nnoerwood-6 mtm W'L KLAMATH FALLS OREGON tttSW I V WHERE PARTICULAR PCOPLE 111 WHERE PARTICULAR PCOPLE IpwitvI QUY THEIR DRUGS Iccuacv1 i'iirre Aiillimelli' "Im not much of n mathemati cian," said Cari'leminpini, "but I can mid to your trouhlet; I can sub. tract from your enrtilng; I can multiply your nolle unit pain; I ran divide, your nttentlnii mid ills count your rliunco from vafety." About llm worst ruled man In (ho world la tho fellow who think after hi boyM grow up they will Hiipport him In hi old ago, Hut thoy till marry nnd support tho fitthgr of lliolr wive. Tho moral iippcarii to bo; Itnlso gltl. UNIVERSITY CLUB DIRECTORS MEET Thu board of director und bead of r .nmltlei) of Hm newly formed University cltili met In cxecutlvo snmlnii last night. I'lan woro formiilated lit tho meeting for a lunmbrrshlp drlvo lo ho opened uoxt week mid edrndlng over until tho mlddlo of January. Aiiyonn desiring to Join tho club during thl tluiti mny do so by call ing on "III" Woods, clnlrnian of thu membership ' drlvo committee or Charles Collier, treasurer of tho club, Also nnyono wishing to help with tho athletic plana of tho club limy gain full Information by get ting In touch with any member of thu hoard of director. Kilt 11 ro social activities of tho University club will bo concern trnto don n big holiday dnlico, to ho given soon lifter Chrlstmns, which will ntrlvo to Im ono of tho most brilliant affair yet undertaken by tho club, Picture Naming Stinson Photo Shop 7th & Klamath I . "',,,iVVV One Cause Disease HKI1 Dlt. I.OIH C llltllKIKH Chiropractor over Flrtt Htato & Hnvlugtf Dank I'luinn 102-J FISH FIGHTS INDIAN I.nrKn HOirKoon Vtnn Thief (hor ltd s L u .! HlMatr.ll 8AN l'ltANCIRCO, Doc. 12. Chief Strong Coffee, Klamath Indian, was figuring on changing hi iinmo to Chief Arnlrn todny, nn u result of being pnllli'd oer tunny rock nnd thrco Miitorfiills In tho Klamath riv er, near Orleans, (Nil , by u heavy welghl champion nturgonn, tho Unit ell Stutca forostry herlco hero wns uilvlsed, Strong Uoffeu ntiirled out with n sturgeon hnrpoou lushed to bin wnlst. Ho iimdu n perfect shot mid Hm stur geon foil Into n liillspln, drugging Htrong Coffee down stream with It. Other Indians cut him Inosu lis ho was heading stnrlght for Jiipnu mid milking around 30 knot. Tho ynm comes from II, II. Rex ton, rnugor In thu Klamath ntitlomtl forest, who awenrH Hint It Is not n "flali story." .'.-I,""" HKAItil CltUSADIIItS 11 I HOHTI.AND, Dec. 12 .Modern Health Crusuilors, numbering 25,000 Oregon children mid SHi) Oregon teaclicrn, hnvo boon enlisted this year, not only Improving health stan dards hut also Hllmiiliitlug InteroHt In thu selling of tho Chrlstmua senls which ninko possible Hm whole Mod urn Health C'rtmado work. i l NEW BUICKS for Hire I'hono 77 VOCHATZER BROS. WU.Ii DIIIU.HItS (llvu U A Trial Phone 57G-W. GLOVER MAKES Your Watch Keep Time. 511 Main St. Klamath Falls OMIEDMIMTS OIIDKK YOUR Niuas flowers and holly early. Klamath Klower Shop. 831 Main, Phone S89. 10 23. WOMAN Wanti cooking on raacli. or for a, fow men. Inquire Mrs. H. D. Davis, Washington House. 13 MISCELLANEOUS ItOOM KOIt from Main KKNT 3 lll.OCKS Phono 35311 11 !& VOn SAl.K 50 SIIAHKS STOCK One-fourth Interest In Square Deal Drug Store See C. 8. Currln, 01 0 N. 9th. Phono 309M. 11 14 TO l.KT ONi: AND TWO ItOOM npartments, furnished complete 120.00 per mo. Turner Apts., si: Oak St. it 15 KOIt TltADi: A heavy wagon for a light ono. Will pay cash differ ence. If any. Alto have fluo Kdlson phonograph or u good- work horse for good milk cow. Typewriter (U Iblo) or chickens or grain. Syd Kv an. 10 12. STKINKR'S Hoarding House, 716 II road St.; near Main. Meals by day or weok. Hood homo cooking. (live us u trial. 10 12 IIKI) ItOOM Kor rent. St., near Main. 716 II road 10 12' DON'T KOIHIKT the l.)roitui chorus nt tho Mocso hull, Dec. 12. 9 12 KLAMATH FLOWER SHOP 8.11 MAIN HTHKKT Phono n80 I'louerit for nil occnilnm. lOlt YOI It HHAI.TII Drink Hulg.iil.in lluttcrmilk, 5c per glass ut Prt'inium Dairy. 9 15. 1)01. 1.S of nil kinds mid descriptions ut ii prlco to fit tiny pocket book. Perkins. Nt'ltSINO Muternlly cases only. Call 370. 9 14 Check That Cold Right. Away ASUDOhN chil'-mccjcs .tulTy fcvlini; In tho hctl and )ou liax-Q (he liccimlnij of n I1211I cold. Cut light Jltir it, juit .13 icon .is the snithVi start, with U.. King's New Discovery'. Tor (if t j carj a standard remedy for rolili, coughs and nippe. 'I lure nru no harmful drugs, nothing I nit good, healing mcdicinci, that get right down to tho trouhlo and help nature. Von will icon iioticcn diango for tho Irttrr. Has i coinincinn, healing taste that tho I, id-lira like. Goo for cioupy con lis. All dnil.ts, 60c. Dr. Kind's New Discovery For Colds and Coughs VutVft,mn Workr Many n man in a failure in I luincss, many u woman in her home, Iktjum! constipa tion itorcs up iKiisons that cncrv.ito nml depress. Dr. ICiiiR'a I'ilU make liov.-cla art naturally. 25c inoMiTi voNT onipr. Dr. Kings Pais Till: CllltlSTMAS TKKKS Aro hero now, nt tho Free Market, nny slio, neatly- mounted on stands. Como In und mnko your selectl 11, or cull 492 II und wo will dellter ono Hint will ple.iso you. Kry & Dondono. 1 24, TOYS: Kor (I Iris Porklns rurnlturo llauso. I, II, l.IAN UINC1SDOUK concert com puny ut Mooso hall, Dec. 12. 9 12. LOST Sinnll old-fashioned amethyst brooch, stones cut honrt-sliupcd. Valued is holrloiim. Howard. Re turn to I.', J. H, lleruld office. OIKTSi 1'or Mother mid Dad. Perkins r'imilturo House. STKAM UKATCl) rooms $3,50 per w.eek, l.nrgo, well lighted lobby, shower hatha. Now winter rntos. Central Hotol, J. T Wnrd. Mgr. 9tf. SIIOK ItKI'AlltlNtl llest loathor. . host prices, Open iovoulnga, Jack Frost, 119 8, filth. S 31. FOR RKNT4)nlry ranch. Main St. Cull 910 8 14. SUnilTl.r I'SI.'I) PIANOS and Pho nographs Winters Jewelry Store. tr. MARK MB AN OFTKIt for lot No. 9, Illock 76. Ilucna VUta Add. on Oregon Ave. Hest offer gets It, T. M. Hratchcr. 1389 Conrad St., Watts P. 0., Lo Angeles, Cal. C 12. SHOP EAHI.Y nnd get a choiro selec tion. Perkins. FURNITURE Repaired, saws ibnrp cned work, any kind of work 722 10th St., rhone 30R. 6 IS Ueer ha, In a sense, been reator. cd to eomo ot u, but now that we can have it, we don't want It TOYS Kor Hoy. j Perkins Furniture House. nmfffmiimfmimA&&&&&&0 S1.IOIITI.Y USi:D PIANOS and Pho nographs. Winters Jewelry Store tf. SAVK 20 TO 50 PKR CKNT on your Xmns presents. Winters Jewelry Store. tt. SAVK 20 TO 50 PKR CN'T on your Xmns present. Winters Jewelry Store. tf. S1IKKP KOR SAI.K Six hundred flno Merino owe, all young and In first class condition. R. K. Tut- tie, Ilonnnza, Oregon. N16-D16. MECCA TAXI SERVICE Office Phone 153 Rs, Phone 330-J Closed Cars. Country Trips Solicited - sswssswswWsssai NOW OPEN ROBERTSON GROCERY & CONFECTIONARY 1126 Main Street Next tQ Strand Theatre jUTj-j- -uuin.iirrorrsri-i-i,i - " ------ -f-.rlllirYir-w-Myw UKNKRAI. 1IAUI.INO And Trucking. Call Arcade Transfer, 6C9J. N26 D2C STINSON PHOTO SHOP Open every Sunday until Christmas. N25tf KOR HUII.niNO Alterations, cabinet work, roofing and glass, call the Gth St. Carpenter & Cabinet Shop, 026 S. Cth St. Phone CS2W. N25 D25. AltOADi: TltANSFKR SKRVICH Ilaggage and frunlturo moving. ' Local nnd long distance hauling. Phono GG9J. Dl-31 FOR SALR ma newspapers at Her-! aid office. It Interested In the prrwnt or futu"o welfare ot your eye read tho following carefully. i:aiuliuil Dr. J. G. Goble Glass. Ftttod nnd Furnished Tho Well-Known Optometrist-Optician has Opened Offices at 7(H) Main Street Phono 133-W Whero wo have Installed a completo grinding plant. We are pre pared to glvo you quick service It yo suffer from Headache, K)e-Straln, or your present glasses aro not satisfactory, you may gain groat comfort nnd relief by consulting me. My prices uro reasonable and consistent with the value of such service. I havo helped hundreds In your city and county, and I might help you. Shell ur CoM ltlinles. E)o GUstwa er rniiiioi Illmless with Bow SEi: OUR CRATKR LAKI2 Pictures before oii buy olsowhore. Stln-i son Photo Shop. N25tf. . WANTED Capable woman for ' housowork. Cull 205 South 5th, St. 10 12. WJLI. THE PARTY that waa seen taking tho plyers from tho Tele phono truck nt noon Friday, please put them buck and avoid trouble. 10 11 -.'- MASON'S ATTENTION' Stated meeting ot Klamath Lodge 77, A, P. & A. M Monday evening nt 7:30 o'clock in Masonic Temple, 409 Main street for Important busi ness mnttcers. All members request o"d to bo present. Hy order of Wor shipful Muster; Lent L. augbngen. Bocrctnry. 10 12. FOR SALE -lluffot. china clnsot, electric, tnbla lamp and electric domo. Phono 319M, 10 16 . - 1, ' LET PERKINS solve your Xmas problems, Santa Clans will be hero this year. SAVE 20 TO BO PER CENT on your Xmas prosents, Winters Jowolry Storo. Ji. tfU zr m trr the ileparteU one ha h0or nl cten In tho grave, tiet (he) sculptured marble direct our feet steps to tlio scene of theb leag sleep; Let tbo chiseled eplUfh f Hnt their names and tell where M)so (ho nobly good' aad wise." Klamath Falls Marble and Granite Works 1 040 Main St. Klamath Falls BALED STRAW MUTFS FEED EQRE