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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 13, 1921)
THJE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON lAOK THMM MATURITY, AViiVtn 18, 1MML T -rr The Office Cat I Senator Harrison Turns Ump t FAygTgVgfH SBSS. fppU HpiappagjapMppKpjUMpjppgpH Mak gjipj ur JCNI17M )f root boor ran In the river, If leod tea wu found In the spring I wondor how much (at tho fountain) A glass of plain water would bring. If one might have for tho" asking Tbnlgs itnolhered with goo; thing frappo, And water wan Hold by tho gluts full, 1 wonder how much wo would pay, The brow of the lime and tho lemon, Will both be found pleasantly nice With a trotting of beadi on the gob- let To tbe iune of tho tinkling Ico. The glrlt who dlapcnso at tho fount aln Have hundreda of drinks at their call, Hot when they get thlnty they grab for Tbe water, tbt first thing of all, Ho I wonder. If grape Juleo were gratis , night whn the wmtbcr wu wotsti If wo wouldn't pay welt to got water As the real drink to quench that old thirst. "hinicr tin- Una of Wnxtiinition I) C want to play hall and can't find un uniplru the; call fdi Krnutot I'm Harrison of Mlnlulppl Ite'a n nttlent fun and nevti glvs ap cttanrw to pool off his coat and tun kjsaplre on Uiv saodleL III CHIP LIFE AGREES WITH THE BOrS Wo own no soda fountain stock, or wu would change that tunr Wo will ro-writo tho abovo Impassioned outburnt and boost any Reed soft drink on the market It tho propur arrangements are mado. Soft drlrk makers will find that we ran be reasoned with. O, (XINHIHTKNGV. "Who Is the Indignant caller?" "One of our prominent cllliens.t' sal tho editor of the Toadvlllo Cla rion, .who gave an Interview to our loeat reporter and expressly stipulate ed that his namo must not appear In print." I "Then it evldontly got Into the paper." t -"Yea, he's road because It waa spelled wrong.' Mrmlngham Age Irerald. Aa Apt Coaiparisoa. Advertising la pretty much like running furnace! You'vo got to keep on shoveling coal. Once you atop stoking the tiro goes out. It's strange that eome people's Imaglna Uoa can't compass this fact. Win. Wrlgley, Jr. Old Colonel Romonei get all of us one ha a while and tbe old by Is right oo the' Job when It comos to "collecting" for misdeeds, lie makes us lose sleep and causes our hair to turn grey and the beat thing wo can do Is to koop on good terms with him. Toopy'ii Hurtling ItUcnvrry. Sir: Did you know that tho Jllvvor was lmmortallsod by tho lato Sir Wultor Scott In his tochlnvar poom? "Ifo swam tho KeVu river, where Ford there, wa nono," Kver Thlno, TOOPEIfcCENT. I'OME. Mary had a patr'ot calves,1 Tlioy do not butt or bellow; Hut It la her great doljgtit " To show them to her teilow. Whene'er tho calves are lean nnd , Un. ' The skirt grows long, and orter Out when aha wields a shapely shank, Them ft growa abort and shorter. Dee Wlsecarver hat discovered (hat Dr. C. K. Dolly-la a dentist In Span Mr, la. Tip for advertising slogan. Have your teeth palled by dolly. Our Ovra Hall of Fame. Dear Hd. Did you know that Will Pal live at North Vernon, Ind.t Qeod horsemanship la not necee sary In riding a bobby, remarks Dert Thomis. BAN FRANCISCO, Aug. 13. Healthy costs of tan, alert steps and an ability to do things In unison at tbo word of command have been ac quired by upwards of 700 high school boya and young men from ht ninth army corps are who have boon at tending tbo cltliens military training camp at the Presidio of Han Fran cisco. California haa furnished most of tho students at tbo government's mil itary aummer school, but Novnda, Oregon, Washington. New Moilco, Arltona and other far woetern state hare sent thalr quotas. Klvo weeks of drill, target practice, map making, tent pitching, scouting and other serious matters havo bica sprinkled plentifully with play, ac cording to Uoutenant Colonel Klinnr W. Clark, In command, while tho drudgory of "kitchen pollen' and the 'two on and four oft" or guard duty have been omitted to allow more time for Instruction. Mixed emotions at first greeted tbo hoarse order to "got your feet on tho floor" from a regular army ser geant as tho last notes of ' first call" died away from a btiKt't at 6 o'clock In tbe morning, judging by remarks ot the student roldlors, but most of them apparently grew to regard It aa aa Integral part of,n regular aergeant'a conversation, Tho ''students so fortunate tfcottth aa to be chosen to command pla toons or companies bare appropria ted a Utile' authority, also, and sev eral utter the caution. "Now I want you corporals to see that tbe ii Inch distance la kept," while a Krlnled old regular, with faded atrgeant chevrons and a droopy. mustache, smiled approvingly. , Aa hour after first call found Ifaa boys' -blankets rolled up, barracks floor swept,, tho boya wished and ready tor breakfast, with eaeh man a pack and rifle hanging .over the fiot of bis bunk. There waa notthng fan cy about the barracks and no table cloths, napklng or chairs at raw, but tho food, the principal thing, brought approval, unlanlmoitsly t'x preMed by "Oh, boy!" A sample day's menu was, break- rani: Iced cantoloupe, cereal, eggs and bacon, fried potatoes, breud, but ter, Jam and coffeo; dlnnor boiled frankfurters, boiled cabbage, boiled potatoes, browned onions,' creamed string beans, pudding, broad, buttor, Jam and Iced lea; supper: fried pork sausage, country gravy, snowflnked potatoes, creamed peas, stewed prun es, hot rolls and bread, butter, Jam and coffee. ' Boverat Y. M. C, A. buildings at the Presidio furnished moving pic ture and other entertainments for the boys, a number of downtown picture ahows opened tbelr doors free and 6nco tbo students wore boats at a danco to student nurses at the Let terman army hospital. Although attendance at, religious aervlcM has not bocn compulsory Sunday evening attendance, when the boys returned to camp' jfrom week-end visits with frlendi", wero numbered by tbe hundreds, accord ing to Chaplain Thomas' 8. Ifarklns. Each battalion of the camp spnt ono week In camp at Fort Harry, on tho north sboro of tbo Ooldon Gate, for targot practice There thaw slept In conical tents Instead ot wooden barracks and were served from field kitchens. Colonol Allen Smith, Jr., camp ex ecutive officer, said tbo students drilled like veterans, putting on a battalion drill the first day that pleased the Presidio commanding general. Make that safe eMUr vrOrkt Pat It ta the bank. SULPHUR IS BEST MEWW T BROKEHOD SKIN Any breaking out or akla Irritation on face, neek or body la overcome quickest by applying afentho-flul-phur, says a noted skin specialist. Because of Its gem destroying prop erties, nothing ha ever been found to f take the place ot tbla sulphur preparation that Instantly brlnga ease from the Itching, burning and Irrita tion. - Mentho-Sulpbur heats '"eesema right tip, leaving the akin clear and smooth. It seldom falls to relievo the torment or disfigurement. A little Jar of Mentho-Sutphu,r may bo ob tained at any drug store. It is used like cold eroam. Adv. B B I awM AHHHHHHHBsV I mVsssSwSbbbbbbbB I 1 DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE I WAS NOT SIGNED ON JULY 4, 1776 I . 1 . This is only one of many little known I I facts developed by the research which M I preceded the publication of the series II of articles on Our Government, now being I I distributed without charge to the friends and I Ii patrom of thfe Institution. I ll If you will call we shall be glad to add your I name to our mailing list to receive the entire I I series. You incur no obligation I I THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK I 'I Klamath Fall; Ore. H BIDS WANTKD School District No. 1 will receive sealed bids up to Monday, Aug. 1C, at 3 o'clock, from contractors, for the erection of the Bhlpplngton School. All bids mnst bo accompan ied by either a certified check tor f per cent of amount of bid or a bidder's bond for C per cent of amount ot bid. Address blda to Ida D. Momyer. 'clerk. IDA B. MOMTKK, 1J-18 Clerk, Plat. No. 1 SECOND TO NONE It w said' we were tbe beat and everyone believed It, all other dealer would be compelled to close ap afeoa. ' We freely concede there are other repatable deal- aa who are .coadactlag . ot eptoaa- J A, i - U aiofasslon etry ta a aeieaUoa manner. Bwt for oaraatraa, Usa to HM'telta Ita aw alary trwlkfaUy, aa to oar own sgalasasat, aetaoaa aad akHHy. H. J. 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