THJE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
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MATURITY, AViiVtn 18, 1MML
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)f root boor ran In the river,
If leod tea wu found In the spring
I wondor how much (at tho fountain)
A glass of plain water would bring.
If one might have for tho" asking
Tbnlgs itnolhered with goo; thing
frappo,
And water wan Hold by tho gluts full,
1 wonder how much wo would pay,
The brow of the lime and tho lemon,
Will both be found pleasantly nice
With a trotting of beadi on the gob-
let
To tbe iune of tho tinkling Ico.
The glrlt who dlapcnso at tho fount
aln
Have hundreda of drinks at their
call,
Hot when they get thlnty they grab
for
Tbe water, tbt first thing of all,
Ho I wonder. If grape Juleo were
gratis
, night whn the wmtbcr wu wotsti
If wo wouldn't pay welt to got water
As the real drink to quench that
old thirst.
"hinicr tin- Una of Wnxtiinition I) C want to play hall and can't
find un uniplru the; call fdi Krnutot I'm Harrison of Mlnlulppl Ite'a
n nttlent fun and nevti glvs ap cttanrw to pool off his coat and tun
kjsaplre on Uiv saodleL
III CHIP
LIFE AGREES
WITH THE BOrS
Wo own no soda fountain stock,
or wu would change that tunr Wo
will ro-writo tho abovo Impassioned
outburnt and boost any Reed soft
drink on the market It tho propur
arrangements are mado. Soft drlrk
makers will find that we ran be
reasoned with.
O, (XINHIHTKNGV.
"Who Is the Indignant caller?"
"One of our prominent cllliens.t'
sal tho editor of the Toadvlllo Cla
rion, .who gave an Interview to our
loeat reporter and expressly stipulate
ed that his namo must not appear
In print."
I "Then it evldontly got Into the
paper."
t -"Yea, he's road because It waa
spelled wrong.' Mrmlngham Age
Irerald.
Aa Apt Coaiparisoa.
Advertising la pretty much like
running furnace! You'vo got to
keep on shoveling coal. Once you
atop stoking the tiro goes out. It's
strange that eome people's Imaglna
Uoa can't compass this fact. Win.
Wrlgley, Jr.
Old Colonel Romonei get all of
us one ha a while and tbe old by
Is right oo the' Job when It comos to
"collecting" for misdeeds, lie makes
us lose sleep and causes our hair
to turn grey and the beat thing wo
can do Is to koop on good terms with
him.
Toopy'ii Hurtling ItUcnvrry.
Sir:
Did you know that tho Jllvvor was
lmmortallsod by tho lato Sir Wultor
Scott In his tochlnvar poom?
"Ifo swam tho KeVu river, where
Ford there, wa nono,"
Kver Thlno,
TOOPEIfcCENT.
I'OME.
Mary had a patr'ot calves,1
Tlioy do not butt or bellow;
Hut It la her great doljgtit "
To show them to her teilow.
Whene'er tho calves are lean nnd
, Un. '
The skirt grows long, and orter
Out when aha wields a shapely shank,
Them ft growa abort and shorter.
Dee Wlsecarver hat discovered (hat
Dr. C. K. Dolly-la a dentist In Span
Mr, la. Tip for advertising slogan.
Have your teeth palled by dolly.
Our Ovra Hall of Fame.
Dear Hd. Did you know that Will
Pal live at North Vernon, Ind.t
Qeod horsemanship la not necee
sary In riding a bobby, remarks Dert
Thomis.
BAN FRANCISCO, Aug. 13.
Healthy costs of tan, alert steps and
an ability to do things In unison at
tbo word of command have been ac
quired by upwards of 700 high school
boya and young men from ht ninth
army corps are who have boon at
tending tbo cltliens military training
camp at the Presidio of Han Fran
cisco. California haa furnished most of
tho students at tbo government's mil
itary aummer school, but Novnda,
Oregon, Washington. New Moilco,
Arltona and other far woetern state
hare sent thalr quotas.
Klvo weeks of drill, target practice,
map making, tent pitching, scouting
and other serious matters havo bica
sprinkled plentifully with play, ac
cording to Uoutenant Colonel Klinnr
W. Clark, In command, while tho
drudgory of "kitchen pollen' and
the 'two on and four oft" or guard
duty have been omitted to allow
more time for Instruction.
Mixed emotions at first greeted tbo
hoarse order to "got your feet on
tho floor" from a regular army ser
geant as tho last notes of ' first
call" died away from a btiKt't at
6 o'clock In tbe morning, judging
by remarks ot the student roldlors,
but most of them apparently grew
to regard It aa aa Integral part of,n
regular aergeant'a conversation,
Tho ''students so fortunate tfcottth
aa to be chosen to command pla
toons or companies bare appropria
ted a Utile' authority, also, and sev
eral utter the caution. "Now I want
you corporals to see that tbe ii Inch
distance la kept," while a Krlnled
old regular, with faded atrgeant
chevrons and a droopy. mustache,
smiled approvingly.
, Aa hour after first call found Ifaa
boys' -blankets rolled up, barracks
floor swept,, tho boya wished and
ready tor breakfast, with eaeh man a
pack and rifle hanging .over the fiot
of bis bunk. There waa notthng fan
cy about the barracks and no table
cloths, napklng or chairs at raw,
but tho food, the principal thing,
brought approval, unlanlmoitsly t'x
preMed by "Oh, boy!"
A sample day's menu was, break-
rani: Iced cantoloupe, cereal, eggs
and bacon, fried potatoes, breud, but
ter, Jam and coffeo; dlnnor boiled
frankfurters, boiled cabbage, boiled
potatoes, browned onions,' creamed
string beans, pudding, broad, buttor,
Jam and Iced lea; supper: fried pork
sausage, country gravy, snowflnked
potatoes, creamed peas, stewed prun
es, hot rolls and bread, butter, Jam
and coffee. '
Boverat Y. M. C, A. buildings at
the Presidio furnished moving pic
ture and other entertainments for
the boys, a number of downtown
picture ahows opened tbelr doors free
and 6nco tbo students wore boats at
a danco to student nurses at the Let
terman army hospital.
Although attendance at, religious
aervlcM has not bocn compulsory
Sunday evening attendance, when
the boys returned to camp' jfrom
week-end visits with frlendi", wero
numbered by tbe hundreds, accord
ing to Chaplain Thomas' 8. Ifarklns.
Each battalion of the camp spnt
ono week In camp at Fort Harry, on
tho north sboro of tbo Ooldon Gate,
for targot practice There thaw slept
In conical tents Instead ot wooden
barracks and were served from field
kitchens.
Colonol Allen Smith, Jr., camp ex
ecutive officer, said tbo students
drilled like veterans, putting on a
battalion drill the first day that
pleased the Presidio commanding
general.
Make that safe eMUr vrOrkt Pat
It ta the bank.
SULPHUR IS BEST
MEWW
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BROKEHOD
SKIN
Any breaking out or akla Irritation
on face, neek or body la overcome
quickest by applying afentho-flul-phur,
says a noted skin specialist.
Because of Its gem destroying prop
erties, nothing ha ever been found
to f take the place ot tbla sulphur
preparation that Instantly brlnga ease
from the Itching, burning and Irrita
tion. -
Mentho-Sulpbur heats '"eesema
right tip, leaving the akin clear and
smooth. It seldom falls to relievo the
torment or disfigurement. A little
Jar of Mentho-Sutphu,r may bo ob
tained at any drug store. It is used
like cold eroam. Adv.
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I 'I Klamath Fall; Ore.
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BIDS WANTKD
School District No. 1 will receive
sealed bids up to Monday, Aug. 1C,
at 3 o'clock, from contractors, for
the erection of the Bhlpplngton
School. All bids mnst bo accompan
ied by either a certified check tor
f per cent of amount of bid or a
bidder's bond for C per cent
of amount ot bid. Address blda to
Ida D. Momyer. 'clerk.
IDA B. MOMTKK,
1J-18 Clerk, Plat. No. 1
SECOND
TO NONE
It w said' we were tbe
beat and everyone believed
It, all other dealer would
be compelled to close ap
afeoa. '
We freely concede there
are other repatable deal-
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avery day. Soon I will be over the top. Regards, Caruso." ' .
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