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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (April 13, 1921)
nton three WEDNESDAY, At'IUIi 1.1, Ml LWL141 THE EVENING HERALD. KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON The Office Cat SHhHDk3&.j3Bqjh I1Y JUNIUM Hilly Almim A Billy Knk Ih Aliiwir Carroll, Ilo's leas Tirntn than a chlgKr; Mo "tuck Ids tliumli In a shotgun linrrut An then lni pulled tlm trlgRor. Hclontlflc boxing In a groat thing, tmt tlio follow with tho Inch-anil a half forheail anil tlm "kick" In his right hand oflim taken tho winner's end of thn puran. Our Informntit doesn't kIvo his first nnmo, but hu solumnly avnrs that a Mr. Leak Is tho loudliiK plum bor In Amboy, HI. And anothor kind of jwint Is tho fellah who prefaces a story thusly: "This wouldn't bo n tunny story If It wasn't truo." Usually he's right. Charllo DoI.np says about tho only advantage n horse has Is that ho doesn't havo to tako off his shoes when hu goes to bed. One of life's Inconsistencies a mouse Is afraid of a man, n man Is afraid of u woman, and u woman Is afraid of a mouse. Wiggins (Colo) Courier. A Iloston woman calls her own "the silly sex." That's n caso whom an angel may rush In where a mnlo foot would fear to tread. Philadel phia llecord. An Illinois man recontly lost a fine Holsteln heifer nml offered as a re ward for Its return one good drink of whiskey. Tho next day twelve heif ers wore brought In. Colorado pap er. . A lot of merchants are stopping their advertising bocause business Is bail. They should also stop their life Insurance because tholr hoalth Is bad. Haudotto (Minn.) Heglon. . Tho steady drop of wator wears away the hardest stone, and tho steady drop In prices makes It hard to float a loan. In 1770 wo. fought for our freo dem: now wo havo to go to Cuba to enjoy It. Borne peoplo are so fond of an ar gument they won't oat anything thnt agrees with tKem. i A darn funny thing to us Is howl tho man who chows tobacco uxpoctsi to bo kissed Just aa often as If ho , woro fit to ho kissed. Two-Count Vm Two Whon tho nvorago man go. a. to a banquet ho experiences two separate and distinct omotlons. First, ho hn a groat dread thnt ho will ho called upon to spenk, nnd when ho Isn't ho fools that ho bos been mistreated. Somo womon will nover bo bnppy, oven In heaven, If tho woman next door happens to havo a nicer pair of wings, Ono of the main drawbacks to bov ine a now fnnglort dlseaso, Is that It Is so hard to pronounce tho nnmo when boosting of It. m Havo You Hecn Kelley today? PLAY HOOKY TO nOOK HIERBA NEVADA TROUT NKVA1M CITY, Cal.. April 13. r,l.l ,flolnta nt this nlOUTltrtln HOC- tlon say tho opening Uoy of tho fish ing sooHon should fall on , Saturday or It should bo modo a holiday, oh tho truancy on that doy disrupts tho school routine. Sovoral school dis tricts hnvo grnntod holidays on thn first doy of tho fishing sooson. A plan suggested from thlH county to moke tho opening doy tho first Saturday aflor April first of each yoar was laid heforo tho fish and gamo committee of tho California Leglnlaturo It Is said, but wan not taken seriously. i . The highest rallwny bridge In the world Is that built by tho Capo to C-Trn Railway acroos the Zambesi Ttlyer closie to thn Victoria Falls. Tt sto'nds-ovor 400 feet aboyp tho rush ing watpra In .tho gorgo ulow' CLASSIFIEDADVERnSEMENTS yyVy--tVVVMMMM,MVVWVWVVWMWVW,V"ii WANTED MISCELLANEOUS roil HALF Ilrlscon G pansongor car MOO. Koril Bodnn now, S8M). Phono OIW or 'call at 832 Main, frank M. Upp. 12-14 Used Htnndnn) Phonographs, III), oral reductions, lowur terms. Enrl Hhoplwrd Co, R07 Main Ht. 12tf Havo You Hnm Krllcjr today? WANTED Position aB imrso or hotisokoopor. l'lionu 13F14. 12-13 Will pay top prlro Tor furnlshr-d house six rooms or larger must bo first-class ront no olijoct. Itcspon slide tunnunts. Addross llurald "Fur nlshod Hoiibo". 12-1 R Mlddlo ngnil lady, flrHtclass cno'c wishes position In camp. Call 4 21 Michigan avo, 12-18 Cook & helper wnnt.i position In camp. 313 N. Dili Ht. 12-Hi TO TRADE Fruit and alfalfa fann near Medford, will take Klamath farm proporly as part or full pay mont. Inquire llox (1. E. Herald. 12-13 . FOR BALE Nearly now 3 room ntnsterod house .bath, wood house, Icorner lot etc. Price $22fiO. $100.00 cash, balance mommy. Also FOK SALE Lnrgu lot In Hot Bprlngs Addition, well located. Prlco only $400,000 cash. Also FOH HAI.K Large corner lot vory close-In, only $360.00 must bo sold at oure and can bo delivered or only $360.00 cush. J. T. WARD CO. 8.11 .Main Hlrts-I. 12 Used Pianos, reasonable prices mid lowest of tonus, Karl Hhephord Co. 12tf Stooping rooms for rent. 320 Klar math Ave. Home Hoomlng House 12-18 Wantod to pnsttim by May 11th. 200 bead stock cattle. P. O. llox 221. 12-H FOH HUNT Cash or share, ranch' 7 mllo out. Borne plow land meadow with largo outrange. Phono 22F2. 12-H H -.vo You Keen Kelley today? Carpets and rugs cleaned to your i satisfaction, wm. i.usu, mono i'Ju 12-14 FOH RENT Two furnished rooms. gentlomon US High St. Tele- phono 406. 11-16 FOR HALE 1918 Mnxwell, newly painted and over houled, tires good condition extra wheel. 1806 Auburn Bt. 11-13 l.ntu 2 i 172 on Stirln- Bt. all Improvements. Sell at sacriflco I960. Address H. Kindred, B6C1 Orove St. j Oakland, Calif. 11-13 FOR HALF: Fordson tractor with two bottom 14 Inch plow and ox I tension rims. Cheap for cash or will : trade for auto or city property. Chll- coto & .Smith, OSS Main St. 11-13" Furnlshod room for ront. Call COW i 9-11 I Outbursts of Everett True By Condon -- "i -g-oiy lUv ygSrto Y-t- in I II Jljri I t'l "ill Hi J r 6m4 ; yW5vVr p j Sfec i y o w iai---i------stVk-3BMk, WW J X00'0 THINV, THIS II aiv1 n I SlXetVUK AAS A X J S C033SS ROOM !i m cJ1 - " 1 - s r -ai w .J-P ii m j. " mt.itmmmmmmmmmlmmmlmmmw.mmmm9tmmt Ono Bovun Passenger Hudson, guar antood A-l mechanical condition, 4 now tiros, Ono 11)20 Clmndlur Dispatch looks lllco now, KUarantcod, IIUIOK HALES HKHVICE Phono 170W O-tf Farm machlnnry at a bargain at IIowlo (Jarngo. 7-13 FOR BALK Timber, choap if taken soon Address "Tlmbor" Herald. 31 FOH SALE IJy owner. G-room house, modern, on pavoment. Ilox (1. II. Herald. 11-lfl DHEHSMAKINU First-class work guaranteed. Mrs. Jefferson, N'o. 2, Main Bt. 11-23 FOH HUNT Ono sleeping room for 1 or 2 gontlomon. 1137 Mont-Clalro Ht. 0-1 C Woman wishes to do houBowork. Phone 45BM. 9-H Ifnvo Ymi Hvn Kellry Unlay? Mr. Flshormnn. Fishing rods mado to order, old rods repaired. Satisfied customurs nil over tho U. B. all work i absolutely guaranteed. If you fish or I over oxpoct to fish wrlto for prlcoi i on repair work and built (o ordor rods. Harry I). Hobson. 1yonn, ore Kon. T-18 Farmors can nave monoy on farm ing machinery at tho Howlo Oarugo. 7-13 Farm machinery at a bargain at Howlo Clarngo. 7-13 LISTEN! Iit us toll you now to pr tho mortgngo off tho cow, to buy n car, to get a homo, to mako hnlr grow on your bare domo, HOW? Ordor now some of thoso f Ilarron-Tancred whlto LOKlio-n chicks, I12.G0 per 100; dollvety May S to July 1 8 wooka old pul-i lots $12.00 per dozon, dollvorlng' June 1 to August 1. MAYWOOI) POULTRY FARM, ' Al-Ml Corning, Calif, j WANT TO DISPOSE OF THE' furniture flenartment of my bual-l I ... -.- .. ll.t T Iness. win give buu urui iu nr,"i; party. Btoro 26x60 feat on Main. ( A -nml rtinnrn in wnt a well es-1 tnbllshed, going buslnow at a reasonable prlco. W. H. Ross. 90(1 Main BtrooU 1-tt Spring Is coming on and you have tho homo clearing bug. Woll, I havo got It. tool lot's ot togothor. l'EHKINH FURNITURE HOUSE "Tlm Furnisher of Happy Home-." 17tf CITY OARRAOE When you want garbage removed call 10F-23. Toll your troublos In tho Furniture lino to PERKINS "THE FURNISH- ,ER OF HAPPY HOME8." 17tt ! Farmers can save monoy on farm ing machinery at the Howie Oarago. ,7-lS While they last, U. S. L. Storage nattertes I27.C0. At Howie Oarago. 7-13 FOR SALE Two Kentucky sir foot single disc drills, with press wheels attached. Only usod two weeks. Cheap. Inqulro DoLap and Hayden's offlco. 31-13 Spring Is coming on and you havo tho houso clearing bug. Well, I havo got It too- Lot's got togothor. PERKINS FURNITURE MOUSE "Tho Furnisher of Happy nomow" nfii wBATTimiiyy V. AIW.V vast u We Repair Recharge Rebuild All Makes of Auto Batteries Magnetoes Generators Starting Motors Reed Auto Supply Co. Phono -OH-I. Ulli. Ht. Nvir Main HAVE YOU TRIED The Doughnut Shop LATELY FOR YOUR BREAKFAST LUNCH SUPPER f 7th and Main Klamath Lodga No. 137 i o n. p. tff.n.M CUaw hIi a, nk WaV If iiivuv rnu u.bv w vmwu nvw -. I. O. O. P. hall. 6th and Main street H. H. Ogle N. G V n Chas. Nowman ... G. D. Maneue .... W. D. Coter .. -. ..8ocy. ...... ireua. C. P. ,....8. W. ENCAMPMENT J. H. Houston ........-...-. II. V. nrown I.. J. Medium Scribe1 E. J. Mayer . TV,iatii.jir EX-SERVICE 'SIEN, ATTENTION! ... Klamath I'ost ko. , American Legion meets at tho City Hall on the flr nnft Ihlnl Tuesdays -. .-i. ,u Ex-servlco men are Invited to at- tend tho meetings. For membership cards or lnforma- .. l. ...mh i.n .nnllAolArl tn lion ox-sorvito iiiuu uiu tvHwa .- seo or write tho tollowlng oftlcers: J. H. Carnahan. Commandor, riav N. Pouch. Post Adjutant Pnr rnllof of emnlormont sco or write tho Chairman of Tho Itellot and i Employment Commlttoo, Francis) Olds, caro Lakesldo Lumbor com- w ' . ' . ' v4..C.... .-K"J" . -.--.--, x FACTORY -i-iur M-ti-AicnR Xf nrln and IXO- lUVt VBIIVH ...- paired, upholatorlng Crating, packing. ' .1 v.. IIIU'ITOV. I'HOP. 137 N. 4th. St. Phono 100-W 4""'"i"!"!"J"":' N MINERAL BATHS Dr. Maud Ingrooll BAWlej Chiropractic Phjdldan First National Sank Building BaUan'c'e. Room J AHHliAND, OREGON C&2 G. E. WASHBURN Contractor and Builder Construction Work of any kind. No Job too largo or too small. Estimates tarnished frco ot charge. PHONE 887-J I WILL Tako out Cellar or Pill In Lota CON MURPHY 217 Mortimer Ht. " Let Your GLASS troubles be Mine C E. STUCKEY Re-Glazing and Cabinet Making Phone 477W Eleventh and Pine HOUSE MOVING Having bought the moving outfit of True & I Failing, we are now ; prepared to move houses or other heavy articles. Washburn & Houston PHONE 400-It Household Furniture GOODS OF ALL KINDS OUR PRICES RIGHT We Duy, Soil and Exchange. Cor. Sixth and Klamath Ave. DICK'S CO. Klamath Dye Works Phone 408 OUR CLEANINO, pnESSINQ AJTD REPATIUKa WILL MAKE XOUB CliOTHBS LOOK LIKE NEW nATd ItEBLOCKKD Goods Called for and Delivered 481 Uln 8tret KltwilMi Vails NEW CITY IAUNDRY FINISHED WORK FLAT WORK ROUGH DRY "Put Your Duds la Our Suds" . PHONE 154 Corner Main and Conger I t.-i-h rfa nn vnim DOr.T.ECTnNQ ' . -m . l.. Wmam m w nUmDer Ol UUSIUCIW UUUWO wa saving the tlmo ot their bookkeepers A Inlvltial rnllnrtnril hv lnttlnC " collect their monthly bills. It Is ho m0(lor tnemoa. ii cu aown ' our ovorhead. Get your bills ready ana wo win au iuu ixm b. MRS. T. H. JOLLY 6th and Main I Over Suearman's store. Phono 3 SOW , iri . t?ii r,-l,-- rwaounaiu a .u xjw.j Wa mm linrA tn serve, von. and aim to servo you right. Motorcycles and Bicycles, Parts and Acessorles, Tires and Tubes, that will stand , ..,. .. ..- IK. your iubjj--;u-. ---- - nue'aion" Ky-DaTdson Sorvico. Phone 272 1010 Main 8t. Klamaui vuim C. K- EISMAJUC j -111-.11 Klamath Falls Plumb- . t ing & Heating Co. 1178 MAIN ST. PHONE 543-W .-,.--- -, 1 -.- n BEAUTY PAKLUK Shampooing, marcollng, massag- Ing, manicuring. For appotntmonts, phone 866, Whlto Pollcan Hotel. x. PEMcan bay bus ITarA 9Rn finch vr Leaves Rex Cafe Leaves Pelican City 7:45 a.m. 8:00 a.m. 12:45 p. m. 1:00 p. m. 6:00 p. m. 5:30 p. m. Reckard Rent Berries Phone 77 26-tt L! jLus'truotlons la Piano Playing bir Expert ot Many Years' B-9erfemc0. MRS. OSBORN Apt. IK Beta ApU. PIANO e:ins DR. F. R. GODDARD Osteopathic Physician and Surgeon Office and Residence Phones 321 I. O. O. F. Temple E. D.LAMB PHYSICIAN AND MTBOTOW Phone 17W Bomu 1 sad M 1TR White DatMteC L. D. Gass, M.'D. KYE, EAU, N08E AND THIIOAT GLASSES FURNISHED Warren Hunt Hospital Phono 4D7 Ita. Whlto Pelican Hotel. Phono 8 DR. a A. MASSEY youth -ad PtM Ma. In Warrsn Hant HotytUI OH. Phon 49T Rm. Phoaa I 111 DR. T.C CAMPBELL PHYSICIAN AHD gUKdlM L O. O. V. Bstldlac Phase 190 Residence WfclU Pallet-. Hotel Raatdenea Phone S, DR. L. L. TRUAX WABAEN HUNT HOSPITAIi Day Phone, 49T Night PhoM, BW t MMWVWMMWMMMMNM Office Phone 177W Rca 17 7R Dr. H. D. Lloyd Stewart Pfajaidaa and S-rgaea Whlte Building Klamath Falls Onjfoii a tsvtiywM1! rti was !w wvSMVi rrnitrrr rr i ----.------- -.-,.--. DENTISTS Dr. E. G. Wisecanrar PBOHB S4 Dr. P. M. N4mI m,O.A.-M Dal L O. O. F. raorau jauxrin-ri.n n.r nnnr "i- T - ------;-- .---j CHIROPRACTORS DRS. MALLETT AND MALLETT OFFICE OVB Vtnm KWMaV Phone SSaVT. BeTi - SAW MILL EJfGINKEBINa ' CONSTRUCTION CO. Designers and builders o mod ern saw mills, planln ssil a-4 box plant. Dredging. Pile drivg. Phone 40O-W Office Oorner Spripjr and Oak Near S. P. Depot FRED WESTERFELD DENTIST Phone 484W. X-Ray Laboratory Loola Bs rails Excavating Teaming Lot us make you a pries on dig ging that basement, or other ex cavating you contemplate. Ws also do team -work of uvory description, Phone 426-J J. O. CLEGHOHN CIVIL ENGINEER AND SURVEYOR Phono 193J 133 S. Riverside CHIROPRACTOR Dr. Lois C. Bridges Over First- State and Savings Bank Suit!) 1VV i'huutt 10S-J