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WEDNESDAY, At'IUIi 1.1, Ml
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THE EVENING HERALD. KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
The Office Cat
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I1Y JUNIUM
Hilly Almim
A Billy Knk Ih Aliiwir Carroll,
Ilo's leas Tirntn than a chlgKr;
Mo "tuck Ids tliumli In a shotgun
linrrut
An then lni pulled tlm trlgRor.
Hclontlflc boxing In a groat thing,
tmt tlio follow with tho Inch-anil a
half forheail anil tlm "kick" In his
right hand oflim taken tho winner's
end of thn puran.
Our Informntit doesn't kIvo his
first nnmo, but hu solumnly avnrs
that a Mr. Leak Is tho loudliiK plum
bor In Amboy, HI.
And anothor kind of jwint Is tho
fellah who prefaces a story thusly:
"This wouldn't bo n tunny story If
It wasn't truo."
Usually he's right.
Charllo DoI.np says about tho only
advantage n horse has Is that ho
doesn't havo to tako off his shoes
when hu goes to bed.
One of life's Inconsistencies a
mouse Is afraid of a man, n man Is
afraid of u woman, and u woman Is
afraid of a mouse. Wiggins (Colo)
Courier.
A Iloston woman calls her own
"the silly sex." That's n caso whom
an angel may rush In where a mnlo
foot would fear to tread. Philadel
phia llecord.
An Illinois man recontly lost a fine
Holsteln heifer nml offered as a re
ward for Its return one good drink
of whiskey. Tho next day twelve heif
ers wore brought In. Colorado pap
er. .
A lot of merchants are stopping
their advertising bocause business Is
bail. They should also stop their life
Insurance because tholr hoalth Is
bad. Haudotto (Minn.) Heglon.
. Tho steady drop of wator wears
away the hardest stone, and tho
steady drop In prices makes It hard
to float a loan.
In 1770 wo. fought for our freo
dem: now wo havo to go to Cuba
to enjoy It.
Borne peoplo are so fond of an ar
gument they won't oat anything thnt
agrees with tKem.
i
A darn funny thing to us Is howl
tho man who chows tobacco uxpoctsi
to bo kissed Just aa often as If ho ,
woro fit to ho kissed.
Two-Count Vm Two
Whon tho nvorago man go. a. to a
banquet ho experiences two separate
and distinct omotlons. First, ho hn
a groat dread thnt ho will ho called
upon to spenk, nnd when ho Isn't ho
fools that ho bos been mistreated.
Somo womon will nover bo bnppy,
oven In heaven, If tho woman next
door happens to havo a nicer pair
of wings,
Ono of the main drawbacks to bov
ine a now fnnglort dlseaso, Is that It
Is so hard to pronounce tho nnmo
when boosting of It.
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Havo You Hecn Kelley today?
PLAY HOOKY TO nOOK
HIERBA NEVADA TROUT
NKVA1M CITY, Cal.. April 13.
r,l.l ,flolnta nt this nlOUTltrtln HOC-
tlon say tho opening Uoy of tho fish
ing sooHon should fall on , Saturday
or It should bo modo a holiday, oh
tho truancy on that doy disrupts tho
school routine. Sovoral school dis
tricts hnvo grnntod holidays on thn
first doy of tho fishing sooson.
A plan suggested from thlH county
to moke tho opening doy tho first
Saturday aflor April first of each
yoar was laid heforo tho fish and
gamo committee of tho California
Leglnlaturo It Is said, but wan not
taken seriously.
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The highest rallwny bridge In the
world Is that built by tho Capo to
C-Trn Railway acroos the Zambesi
Ttlyer closie to thn Victoria Falls. Tt
sto'nds-ovor 400 feet aboyp tho rush
ing watpra In .tho gorgo ulow'
CLASSIFIEDADVERnSEMENTS
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WANTED
MISCELLANEOUS
roil HALF Ilrlscon G pansongor car
MOO. Koril Bodnn now, S8M).
Phono OIW or 'call at 832 Main,
frank M. Upp. 12-14
Used Htnndnn) Phonographs, III),
oral reductions, lowur terms. Enrl
Hhoplwrd Co, R07 Main Ht. 12tf
Havo You Hnm Krllcjr today?
WANTED Position aB imrso or
hotisokoopor. l'lionu 13F14.
12-13
Will pay top prlro Tor furnlshr-d
house six rooms or larger must bo
first-class ront no olijoct. Itcspon
slide tunnunts. Addross llurald "Fur
nlshod Hoiibo". 12-1 R
Mlddlo ngnil lady, flrHtclass cno'c
wishes position In camp. Call 4 21
Michigan avo, 12-18
Cook & helper wnnt.i position In
camp. 313 N. Dili Ht. 12-Hi
TO TRADE Fruit and alfalfa fann
near Medford, will take Klamath
farm proporly as part or full pay
mont. Inquire llox (1. E. Herald.
12-13 .
FOR BALE Nearly now 3 room
ntnsterod house .bath, wood house,
Icorner lot etc. Price $22fiO. $100.00
cash, balance mommy.
Also
FOK SALE Lnrgu lot In Hot
Bprlngs Addition, well located.
Prlco only $400,000 cash.
Also
FOH HAI.K Large corner lot vory
close-In, only $360.00 must bo
sold at oure and can bo delivered or
only $360.00 cush.
J. T. WARD CO.
8.11 .Main Hlrts-I.
12
Used Pianos, reasonable prices mid
lowest of tonus, Karl Hhephord Co.
12tf
Stooping rooms for rent. 320 Klar
math Ave. Home Hoomlng House
12-18
Wantod to pnsttim by May 11th.
200 bead stock cattle. P. O. llox 221.
12-H
FOH HUNT Cash or share, ranch'
7 mllo out. Borne plow land meadow
with largo outrange. Phono 22F2.
12-H
H -.vo You Keen Kelley today?
Carpets and rugs cleaned to your i
satisfaction, wm. i.usu, mono i'Ju
12-14
FOH RENT Two furnished rooms.
gentlomon US High St. Tele-
phono 406. 11-16
FOR HALE 1918 Mnxwell, newly
painted and over houled, tires
good condition extra wheel. 1806
Auburn Bt. 11-13
l.ntu 2 i 172 on Stirln- Bt. all
Improvements. Sell at sacriflco I960.
Address H. Kindred, B6C1 Orove St. j
Oakland, Calif. 11-13
FOR HALF: Fordson tractor with
two bottom 14 Inch plow and ox
I tension rims. Cheap for cash or will
: trade for auto or city property. Chll-
coto & .Smith, OSS Main St. 11-13"
Furnlshod room for ront. Call COW i
9-11 I
Outbursts of Everett True By Condon
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antood A-l mechanical condition,
4 now tiros,
Ono 11)20 Clmndlur Dispatch looks
lllco now, KUarantcod,
IIUIOK HALES HKHVICE
Phono 170W O-tf
Farm machlnnry at a bargain at
IIowlo (Jarngo. 7-13
FOR BALK Timber, choap if taken
soon Address "Tlmbor" Herald.
31
FOH SALE IJy owner. G-room
house, modern, on pavoment. Ilox
(1. II. Herald. 11-lfl
DHEHSMAKINU First-class work
guaranteed. Mrs. Jefferson, N'o. 2,
Main Bt. 11-23
FOH HUNT Ono sleeping room for
1 or 2 gontlomon. 1137 Mont-Clalro
Ht. 0-1 C
Woman wishes to do houBowork.
Phone 45BM. 9-H
Ifnvo Ymi Hvn Kellry Unlay?
Mr. Flshormnn. Fishing rods mado
to order, old rods repaired. Satisfied
customurs nil over tho U. B. all work i
absolutely guaranteed. If you fish or I
over oxpoct to fish wrlto for prlcoi i
on repair work and built (o ordor
rods. Harry I). Hobson. 1yonn, ore
Kon. T-18
Farmors can nave monoy on farm
ing machinery at tho Howlo Oarugo.
7-13
Farm machinery at a bargain at
Howlo Clarngo. 7-13
LISTEN! Iit us toll you now to pr
tho mortgngo off tho cow, to buy n
car, to get a homo, to mako hnlr
grow on your bare domo,
HOW? Ordor now some of thoso f
Ilarron-Tancred whlto LOKlio-n
chicks, I12.G0 per 100; dollvety
May S to July 1 8 wooka old pul-i
lots $12.00 per dozon, dollvorlng'
June 1 to August 1.
MAYWOOI) POULTRY FARM, '
Al-Ml Corning, Calif, j
WANT TO DISPOSE OF THE'
furniture flenartment of my bual-l
I ... -.- .. ll.t T
Iness. win give buu urui iu nr,"i;
party. Btoro 26x60 feat on Main. (
A -nml rtinnrn in wnt a well es-1
tnbllshed, going buslnow at a
reasonable prlco. W. H. Ross. 90(1
Main BtrooU 1-tt
Spring Is coming on and you have
tho homo clearing bug. Woll, I havo
got It. tool lot's ot togothor.
l'EHKINH FURNITURE HOUSE
"Tlm Furnisher of Happy Home-."
17tf
CITY OARRAOE When you want
garbage removed call 10F-23.
Toll your troublos In tho Furniture
lino to PERKINS "THE FURNISH-
,ER OF HAPPY HOME8." 17tt
! Farmers can save monoy on farm
ing machinery at the Howie Oarago.
,7-lS
While they last, U. S. L. Storage
nattertes I27.C0. At Howie Oarago.
7-13
FOR SALE Two Kentucky sir foot
single disc drills, with press wheels
attached. Only usod two weeks.
Cheap. Inqulro DoLap and Hayden's
offlco. 31-13
Spring Is coming on and you havo
tho houso clearing bug. Well, I havo
got It too- Lot's got togothor.
PERKINS FURNITURE MOUSE
"Tho Furnisher of Happy nomow"
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We
Repair
Recharge
Rebuild
All
Makes of Auto
Batteries
Magnetoes
Generators
Starting
Motors
Reed Auto Supply Co.
Phono -OH-I.
Ulli. Ht. Nvir Main
HAVE
YOU
TRIED
The
Doughnut
Shop
LATELY
FOR YOUR
BREAKFAST
LUNCH
SUPPER
f
7th and Main
Klamath Lodga No. 137
i o n. p.
tff.n.M CUaw hIi a, nk WaV If
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I. O. O. P. hall. 6th and Main street
H. H. Ogle
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Chas. Nowman ...
G. D. Maneue ....
W. D. Coter
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C. P.
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ENCAMPMENT
J. H. Houston ........-...-.
II. V. nrown
I.. J. Medium
Scribe1
E. J. Mayer .
TV,iatii.jir
EX-SERVICE 'SIEN, ATTENTION!
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Klamath I'ost ko. ,
American Legion meets
at tho City Hall on the
flr nnft Ihlnl Tuesdays
-. .-i. ,u
Ex-servlco men are Invited to at-
tend tho meetings.
For membership cards or lnforma-
.. l. ...mh i.n .nnllAolArl tn
lion ox-sorvito iiiuu uiu tvHwa .-
seo or write tho tollowlng oftlcers:
J. H. Carnahan. Commandor,
riav N. Pouch. Post Adjutant
Pnr rnllof of emnlormont sco or
write tho Chairman of Tho Itellot and i
Employment Commlttoo, Francis)
Olds, caro Lakesldo Lumbor com-
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FACTORY -i-iur
M-ti-AicnR Xf nrln and IXO-
lUVt VBIIVH ...-
paired, upholatorlng Crating,
packing.
' .1 v.. IIIU'ITOV. I'HOP.
137 N. 4th. St. Phono 100-W
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MINERAL BATHS
Dr. Maud Ingrooll BAWlej
Chiropractic Phjdldan
First National Sank Building
BaUan'c'e. Room J
AHHliAND, OREGON
C&2
G. E. WASHBURN
Contractor and
Builder
Construction Work of any kind.
No Job too largo or too small.
Estimates tarnished frco ot
charge.
PHONE 887-J
I WILL
Tako out Cellar or Pill In Lota
CON MURPHY
217 Mortimer Ht.
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Let Your GLASS troubles
be Mine
C E. STUCKEY
Re-Glazing and Cabinet
Making
Phone 477W
Eleventh and Pine
HOUSE MOVING
Having bought the
moving outfit of True &
I Failing, we are now
; prepared to move
houses or other heavy
articles.
Washburn & Houston
PHONE 400-It
Household Furniture
GOODS OF ALL KINDS
OUR PRICES RIGHT
We Duy, Soil and Exchange.
Cor. Sixth and Klamath Ave.
DICK'S CO.
Klamath Dye Works
Phone 408
OUR CLEANINO, pnESSINQ AJTD
REPATIUKa WILL MAKE XOUB
CliOTHBS
LOOK LIKE NEW
nATd ItEBLOCKKD
Goods Called for and Delivered
481 Uln 8tret KltwilMi Vails
NEW CITY IAUNDRY
FINISHED WORK
FLAT WORK
ROUGH DRY
"Put Your Duds
la Our Suds"
. PHONE 154
Corner Main and Conger
I t.-i-h rfa nn vnim DOr.T.ECTnNQ
' . -m . l.. Wmam m w
nUmDer Ol UUSIUCIW UUUWO wa
saving the tlmo ot their bookkeepers
A Inlvltial rnllnrtnril hv lnttlnC
" collect their monthly bills. It Is
ho m0(lor tnemoa. ii cu aown
' our ovorhead. Get your bills ready
ana wo win au iuu ixm b.
MRS. T. H. JOLLY 6th and Main
I Over Suearman's store. Phono 3 SOW
,
iri . t?ii r,-l,--
rwaounaiu a .u xjw.j
Wa mm linrA tn serve, von. and
aim to servo you right. Motorcycles
and Bicycles, Parts and Acessorles,
Tires and Tubes, that will stand
, ..,. .. ..- IK.
your iubjj--;u-. ---- -
nue'aion" Ky-DaTdson
Sorvico.
Phone 272
1010 Main 8t. Klamaui vuim
C. K- EISMAJUC
j -111-.11
Klamath Falls Plumb-
. t
ing & Heating Co.
1178 MAIN ST.
PHONE 543-W
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BEAUTY PAKLUK
Shampooing, marcollng, massag-
Ing, manicuring. For appotntmonts,
phone 866, Whlto Pollcan Hotel.
x. PEMcan bay bus
ITarA 9Rn finch vr
Leaves Rex Cafe Leaves Pelican City
7:45 a.m. 8:00 a.m.
12:45 p. m. 1:00 p. m.
6:00 p. m. 5:30 p. m.
Reckard Rent Berries
Phone 77
26-tt
L!
jLus'truotlons la Piano Playing
bir
Expert ot Many Years'
B-9erfemc0.
MRS. OSBORN
Apt. IK Beta ApU.
PIANO
e:ins
DR. F. R. GODDARD
Osteopathic Physician and
Surgeon
Office and Residence
Phones 321
I. O. O. F. Temple
E. D.LAMB
PHYSICIAN AND MTBOTOW
Phone 17W Bomu 1 sad M
1TR White DatMteC
L. D. Gass, M.'D.
KYE, EAU, N08E AND THIIOAT
GLASSES FURNISHED
Warren Hunt Hospital Phono 4D7
Ita. Whlto Pelican Hotel. Phono 8
DR. a A. MASSEY
youth -ad PtM Ma.
In Warrsn Hant HotytUI
OH. Phon 49T Rm. Phoaa I 111
DR. T.C CAMPBELL
PHYSICIAN AHD gUKdlM
L O. O. V. Bstldlac
Phase 190
Residence WfclU Pallet-. Hotel
Raatdenea Phone S,
DR. L. L. TRUAX
WABAEN HUNT HOSPITAIi
Day Phone, 49T Night PhoM, BW
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Office Phone 177W Rca 17 7R
Dr. H. D. Lloyd Stewart
Pfajaidaa and S-rgaea
Whlte Building
Klamath Falls
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DENTISTS
Dr. E. G. Wisecanrar
PBOHB S4
Dr. P. M. N4mI
m,O.A.-M
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CHIROPRACTORS
DRS.
MALLETT
AND
MALLETT
OFFICE OVB Vtnm KWMaV
Phone SSaVT. BeTi -
SAW MILL EJfGINKEBINa '
CONSTRUCTION CO.
Designers and builders o mod
ern saw mills, planln ssil a-4
box plant. Dredging. Pile drivg.
Phone 40O-W
Office Oorner Spripjr and Oak
Near S. P. Depot
FRED WESTERFELD
DENTIST
Phone 484W.
X-Ray Laboratory
Loola Bs rails
Excavating
Teaming
Lot us make you a pries on dig
ging that basement, or other ex
cavating you contemplate. Ws also
do team -work of uvory description,
Phone 426-J
J. O. CLEGHOHN
CIVIL ENGINEER AND
SURVEYOR
Phono 193J
133 S. Riverside
CHIROPRACTOR
Dr. Lois C. Bridges
Over First- State and Savings Bank
Suit!) 1VV i'huutt 10S-J