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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (March 28, 1921)
?cjrrwt-r4'X"' - 1 THE EVENING HERALD. KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON I'AdIO TWO MONDAV, MAItCH. !M4, HKM. i : t The Evening Herald R J. MVUHAY.. FItKD SOULK . ........ ....Kdltor City Hdltor Published dally oxcopt Sunday, by Tbe Herald Publishing Company of Klamath Falls, nt 110 'Eighth Stroot. Entered At tho postotflco at Kla math Falls, Oro., for transmission through tho mails as second-class matter. JtEMIirat OF. THR ABSOCIATICI) 1MIKSS. Tho Associated Press Is exclusively entitled to tho uso for republication of all nows dispatches credited to It, or not othorwlso crodttod In this paper, and also tho local nows pub lisher horoln. MONDAY, MAKCfl, -!, 1IW1. The Office Cat IIY JUNIUS jXWVMiVWVWMAWMMrW ONIiY TWO Women's faults nro many, Dut men havo only twe: Everything they say And everything they do. Moving Picture Modesty A moving picture actor was suing n company for an Immcnso sum for breach ot contract. Upon bolng cross-questioned by tho opposing at torney, as, to Vrhy he demanded such a sum, ho replied: "Uecauso 1 nm tho greatest actor In tho world." ' Later, one of his friends took him to task tor so loudly singing his own praises. "I know," replied tho actor, "It must havo sounded somewhat con ceited, but I was under oath, so what could I do?" Tho first tax move Congress should mako Is to Insure that there will bo Incomes to tax. . Indianapolis Star. Suggested title for a lecture by O. K. Chesterton, reputed master ot the paradox, now lecturing In Amer ica on "The, Ignorance of tho Educat ed": The Wetness of Prohibition." Gormany denounces the bill as a crime against civilization. Well, there's a country that ought to know a crime against civilization when It soos one. Now York Qlobo. It Is bard for Mr. Harding to find men at onco big enough to satisfy tho country and small enough to sat isfy tho politicians. That kind doesn't grow. Tho Independent. KOMANCK Ho had been reading knightly ro mances and grew dissatisfied with tho-prcscnt sordldnoss of the world. Ho believed It to be his duty to Inject some! romanco Into tho dally grind. On a rainy, muddy day ho sallied forth to perform some knightly er rand. Ho boheld a bewitching prin cobs about to step from her llmouslno upon tho dirty pavement. Hastening forward, ho spread his fur coat under her dainty feet. She looked ut him In surprise "Well, of all the damn fools! she 6xclalmed. Smart Set. It you wero writing your own opltaph, what Is tho best thing you could say about yourself on your tombstone Itoy Crawford says that any man with a beard has a barbarous nature. Oil stocks oro moro plentiful than oil wells. Harry Ackley says a friend who will loosen up occasionally is what ho'd call "closo". Tho, only difference wo have) beon ablo to notico between tho 25 cent shavo of today and tho ten-cent vari ety of yeslordiy Is the fifteen cents, which, In tbe good old days, would buy three loaves of bread. Tbe Baby Must Been the Receiver of Thfl'Ftrair-Eaton & Eaton, Spanker. A news dispatch from Redwood City, Calif, says: "Mrs. Louis Eaton won tho right to spank tho lv.it on bnhy. Knton sued for tltvorco, nllcglng that Mrs. Katun spanked tho bnhy, Mrs. Raton's counter-suit alleged that Hnton hnd spanked It first. Muslim, Piio Mister Will H)e.i 'Fcnwlck McCloud of Clenrflcld, Pa., received a check from tho gov ernment the other day. It was due his father, who served In tho civil war, and hnd been In the malls since '66. A mnn doesn't give life much for nil ho gets out ot It. Why Not llnve it Nice Little Street l'nrailc Jutt lleforo the Service. ltov. It. J. Itcnnot, Morgnntown, W. Va., lms hired a brnss band to .piny In his church bctoro and after tho sormon. This, ho believes, will attract tho mnlo element of Morgan town, having noticed that men and boys nro always In tho front line ranks at circus parades. Sunday school tencher: "If you nro n good boy, Wllllo, you will go to heaven nnd havo a gold crown on your head." Wllllo:' "Not for mine, then. I bad one ot tho things put on a tooth onco." "A man, muta torn year tnkes a drink of moonshine nnd spunks." (From dally pnpor.) NOTE Ilents any pnnacua tho drug gist has. Turkish women have begun to show their faces, but-evidently noth ing startling In tho. way of benuty has been rovcaled. There has been no rush ot movie magnates to Constanti nople. Idaho Has Worst Fire Hazards of All U.'S. Forests MOSCOW. Idaho. March 28. That tho fire hazard In tho forests of northern Idaho Is worse than In any other section ot tho United States was the, statement mado hero recently by C. C. Dclavan, flro as sistant on tho Coeur d' Aleno na tional forest, In an address boforo forestry students ot tho University of Idaho. "Although north Idaho's rainfall Is moro abundant than In many oth er sections, there is practically nono during tho months of July nnd Au gust, when forest fires nro at their height, bo said. "During this per iod, high westerly winds sweep tho timbered sections having n power ful drying effect. "We havo the minimum ot rain fall and humidity occurlng when tho winds, temperature, sunshine and evaporation aro greatest, a combina tion of natural factors which cre ates an abundance of Inflammablo material nad onables tho flrso to burn fiercely and spread." Mr. Dclavan recently was detail ed t omake an Investigation of tho climatic factors affecting tho flro hazard of the northern region. In conjunction with J. A. Larson, United States forest examiner of tho Priest river experiment station. Horald classified ads pay you. Tying Ty Managers' Worry JKr wBrnia pitches Tying Ty-Cobb has a new meaning now It once meant lying him at the plate and on the bags. This year it will mean tying the wbolo Detroit ball club that Is being directed by tho quickest think, Ing brain on spikes. But Ty was never tied as A player. Tying htm an it Rklnnnr will be a. blseer Job. in (Herald Woohlngtou Durum) WASHINGTON, March 28. Con solldntlon ot mnuy of tho land oft flco positions of register and recolvor Is proposed by Secretnry of Interior Fall, mid It his plan succeeds, as It apparently bids fair to do, many of fices In Oregon will bo affected. Secretary Fall prepared n bill em bodying his plan nnd submitted n copy of It to Chairman Slnnott ot tho public Innds commlttco, nnd hns call "oil for his comments on tho proposed mensuro. Secretary Fnll doslres the cbnngu for tho purpose of economy whoro the offices mny bo comblnod without Impairing efficiency.. Ho says In his letter to Chairman Slnnott thnt land offices wilt hnvo to bo malutnlnod In ninny places on account of long distances for trnvol wero thoy nbol- Ished, but the consolidation may bo undo In many places. Tho bill gives tho president authority to consoli date tho offices ot recolvor nnd resistor by oxocutlvo order. It fixes tho snlnry nt $500 per un num plus nil fees nnd money here tofore received by both rcglstor nnd receiver ot land offices, but makes n limit ot all reimbursements of $5000. per year. 8ocrotary Fall be llows a largo nmount'ot money may bo saved and many employes climlt ed from tho service, duo to duplica tion of tho work nt prcsont. IT .KLAMATH HANCIIKIl IIUYS HKltD OF FKKDKKH Anyono who wants to go Into tho range country to buy cattlo now Is viewed with suspicion. James, 11. Mockwlth ot Fort Klamath, register ed at tho Imperial, hns been on a buy ing tour In control Oregon and says that apparently ho Is tho only man who was out to uuy. "I'vo gof. a big ranch nnd lots of grass so I de cided to take a chanco and buy some more cattle," ho explained. "I gath ered up about 200 bead and havo them feeding on $7. CO nlfalfa at Pilot Hock. In about 30 days, when tho snow has disappeared from tho vicinity ot Crescent, wo will walk in them to my ranch In Klamath. Thc!foro Thursday, tho 12th dny of May. will cover a dlstanco ot about 1G miles a day. I bought flno stock for $2 a head less than tho owner was offered and refused last fall, and he has had to feed them all winter." Mr. ncckwlth usually sends his stuff to tho California market, which is moro convenient than shipping to Portland. Oregonlan. FROM CHURCH TO CLUIL HEALDSDURO, Cal. March 28. Members of tho Healdsburg post of tho American Legion aro demolishing nn old Soventh Day Adventlst Church hero and will uso tho heavy redwood In tho building for a Icglon club houso. Tho timbers In tho church were taken from nearby forests and cut at a rudo mill set up by the church members. Tho church was abandoned when tho Adventlsts mov ed to St. Holonn and Mountnln Vlow. YAKIMA VAIiLKY A1TI.1'. CHOP 1IIC1 TIHH YHAII. YAKIMA, Wash., March 2S. -llttr-rlng uutorscon disaster tho Ynkliim vnlloy npplo crop this year will ho cl(i9o to 12,000 earn, according to state department of agricultural workers. It Is estimated thnt 9,000, 000 boxes will bo roiiulrod to puck tho 1020 crop, which will mean 1. B00 earn of lumber at 30,000 feet to tho car, or 30 solid trains, No less than 4, GOO, 000 pounds of pnpor would bo used for wrapporn If tho crop meets expectations. This would ntmmnt to 112 cars of 20 tons to tho car. Poxes nlono urn expected to cost growors nbout $1,2(10,000 this season nnd wraps $4 BO, 000. POWKIt CO. 'IX) NIMiNIl MILLION IN OltlttiON SALEM, Or., Mnrch 28. Tho Cull fornlnfornla, Oregon Power company, with headquarters In San Francisco, hns written n lottor to tho Oregon public service commission to tho ef fort thnt tho corporation Is planning to flont bonds In the sum ot $1,000. 000 for Improvements, the grenter part of which will ho expended In Oregon. Tho lottor received by tho com mission was In reply to an appeal ad dressed to the corporation urging thnt It tnko some action to nssl&t In relieving tho present unemployment situation. Tho grent Mandnrlnn version of tho Chinese lllhlo, completed by tho American Illblo Socloty after twenty tlvo yonrs of work nnd nn expendi ture ot several hundred thousand dollars, places tho Dlblb nt tho dis posal ot morn than four hundred mil llpn people, a greater number than that reached by any other translation In history. HUMMONK Ijuv No. 11M0 IN THE CIRCUIT COUNT OF THE STATE OF OltEOON FOR KLA MATH COUNTY, 1). T. (lodsll, plaintiff, vs Maurice Qulnlnn, Iltich Fnlvoy nnd Dan Sulli van. Defendant To Dan Sullivan, Lcfcndnut' IN THE NAME OF THE STATE OF OIIKCON: You nro hereby re quired to appear nnd nnswer tho com plaint filed ngalnst you In the above nntltlml rntirl ntiil ncllnn nn nr !in 1921. that bolng tho last dny of the tlmo prescribed by the order of pub lication of tho nbovo entitled court within which you mny appear and answer, and If you fall so to nnswer, for want thoreof, tho plnlntlff will take Judgment ngalnst you for tho full sum ot $S0OO, with Interest thorcon nt tho rate of 8 per an num from February 24, 19)9, nnd tho further sum of $C0O ns his nt tornoy's foes on his first causa ot ac tion, and tho full sum ot $1702.14 with Interest thereon nt tho rate of 8 por nnnuin from Juno 8, 1919, and tho further sum of $200 as his attorney's fees on his socond cause of action, and for his costs and dlo bursements horoln to bo taxed, and also that any monoys orproporty bo longing to the nbovo named defend ants or any of them which may be at tached In tho nbovo entitled nctlnn shall bo held and sold and the pro- coeds applied to tho satisfaction ot such Judgment ns plnlntlff mny oh-1 tain, ns Is by law provided. This summons Is sorvod upon you by publication thoreof for n period of six successlvo and consecutive weeks (7 Insertions,) pursunnt'to nn 1 ordor by Hon. D. V. KuykemUll, Judgo of tho nbovo entitled Court, which said order Is dated March 2fi. 1921, -the dnto of the first publica tion of said summons bolng March 28, 1921. U, M M'ANNINO Attornoy for Plaintiff, whoso busi ness nnd postofflro- nddress Is Loomls-nidg., 409 Mnln St., Kla math Falls, Klamath County, Orogon. Mnrch 28 April 4-1M8-2S M. 2-9 No need to sacri fice lustiness or food value inyoureflbrts to keep living costs down. That is, If you know the tempting, satisfying goodness and real economy of Dil, Monte Beans cooked with Toma to Sauce. STAR DRUG STORE Mr. Business Man: Let us call your attention to our large supply of inhs, paste and pencils. We have made a particular effort to have this line as complete as possible. We mention here a partial list: INK Writing Fluid. Quarts 7B Writing Fluid, Pints - M.OO Writing Fluid, 14 Pints - 60c Fountnln Pen Ink, All Colors v 0c lilco Paste, r. ox. Jnr Willi llrusli rBo Clco. Paste, Pints .2G PENCILS Ail llest Cedar Wood. Preference No, 2 nnd No. 3, per do 700 UMnco.iNn. 2 nnd No, 3, per doz 0c Venus Pencils, All (Irados, Each too ' Ilnkiirn Pencils. No. 2, 3, per dox 8Gc Economy Pencil Hhurpeners $2.00 Call and see us when you need office supplies. We have 'what you want. STAR DRUG STORE By the Stationery-Man. WATCH FOR A SLIP in Klamath Falls Creamery butter which if pre sented at our office will be cashed for$5.00CASH KLAMATH FALLS CREAMERY Local Hi Graduate's Track Performance ! Startles Bay Runners The surprise ot tho California Cnl vnrslly Olympic club tract meet on tho California oval, March 10, wns1 the defeat of tho Winged O two mllcr, Hunter, by Charles Dorr ( This Is Dorr's first fccason. Hy winning this event In the re-i markablo tlmo of 9 minutes, 48 and 4-G seconds, Dorr showed that ho Is one of tho grontest two-mllers ever developed In tho west," says tho Dally Callfornlan. "Tho tlmo In this event was six .seconds faster thnn tho California-Stanford run." Dorr graduiitcd from tho Klamath county high school with tho class, of 'Hi and Is well-known among tho younger set hero Btiii -if -V-iwiJ-. a xyniid2t C 111 d QllBsPleSi "w "' av "(iV'' uuM ift SsSJ B WSmmSmSmMm S5JB cT. 1M Mil I 'MMUL TfflMnftfsWIMTsMi S ! F3 " B&EPlKl II SEW r ?PW5WIBr Smm mm h sW i Mi OAK FLOORS OVER OLD FLOORS Oak floors aro ofton found In such costly surroundings that ' fow Imnglnn how llttlo thoy cost. Very fow pooplo roallte how much thoy can got for their monoy by laying -lnch Oak floora over old floors. Tho dlHtlnctlvo modern and artistic appoaranco of a homo, as veil ns Iln health and comfort, will bo greatly Increased by tho ubu of Qalc flooring. Oak flooring la rich and chcorful In color, and Imparts nn air of ologanco and roflnomont to a homo. 'For pormanontly artistic floorH wo recommend Long-Doll Fork ed Leaf Oak Flooring. It Is uniform as to color and toxturo, per fect as to mnnufacturo and Is of suportor quality. Iln remarkably smooth uurfaco Is unsurpassed, and It makes an Ideal foundation for a beautiful Interior. Lot us know tho slzo of tho rooms you wish to" floor. You will bo surprised nnd pleasod at tho figuros we con quote you on" 7i-lnch Long-Uoll Forked Loaf Oak Flooring. Big Basin Lumber Company Telephone 107 Main 'nnd Spring Streets What Sick People and Prospective Mothers Want in Home or Hot pital: Rafo. flano. Prompt, Proper Tro fesslnnnl enro and results at mini mum cost.. (Collocllvo meaning, Provontivo K'irgcry) Surgical casef belong In a Surgical hospital. Most othors can bo efficiently tndijnor economically cared for at bom. DR. CRAVER Allopatlilo MedlclM aad Barge? 7th and Main 8U. Phono 280-W. 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