Image provided by: University of Oregon Libraries; Eugene, OR
About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 23, 1920)
I THURSDAY, DFWBMBKR W, 1W0. THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON rAOM Twa The Office Cat 11Y JUNIUS lovo'n Ij1m)i- Jxxt She stood beneath The nilstletoo. Hut her fonil hopo Was blighted: Docauso tho poor Girl didn't know ' Tho fctlor was Near-sighted. 1 Drowsing A real diplomat Is a follow who can pcrsutdo his wife to buy htm plpo and n Jar of his favorite tobacco when sho Is determined to Ret htm n pair of embroidered house slippers or something equally unessential. Do you remember your amotions "when you were a llttlo kid and Rot a tin .flute and red mosquito bar with threo pieces of hard sugar can dy from the Sunday school Christmas tree? Not that we wish to recall bitter memories. Ono of life's worst paradexes: The young lady who can't sine, but does. A contemporary tells about one Woman who asked another If she bad read "The Inside tho Cup." She re plied that she hadn't but she used to haro an aunt who told fortunes by coffee grounds. Wo don't know whether to feel flattered or offended when somebody lips us a squib with the remark, "Here's a good ono tor your column," tjwrumnrwwiviviiWiVirii -.... .Revive Gay Old Costumes IS- ft. f sbVBbb fl I 4 jf M iiBBBBBBBBBBBBF iiiw f i mmms4 a i v ! ' icj MS&m&mWitlll mm urn NEEDDFFORES 'jmmWbS& jj : :. i D.Vo'-t T&J -"ssBua j i ". w eEi,ii PRAGUE, Dec. S3 Girls In Traguc, encouraged by an organisation of patriotic men and wqmen, are reviving tho rlchly-cmbroldcrcd and brilltant-hued national costumo of the Czccho-Slovaks, ono of tho hand somest and most becoming In Europe. Picture shows n I'raguo society girl In tho Czech national costumo. MWMMWVMMWMWVMWWMMMAMAMAMMVVNlVVWVVNWVWMWVWMWMM and then find upon examination that It's ono wo run two or threo weeks back. "There aro times," thinks I'aul O'Dowd, our enterprising, ad writer. "when a fellow needs a good stiff WKMWWWWWVWMWft'WWNtW,, The Poor little Rich Girl wmimmmmmmmmm occty.ij. evcyocavscrftftc ' "---- v wallop on tho Jaw, and at such times It Is an absoluto sin not to glvo him one." Well, anyhow, tho reformers aro rapidly making tho world unsafo for cranks. Dllllulnmrnt Ruckward, turn backward. Oh tlmo In thy flight And mako mo a kid ugaln For Christmas alnt near As much fun as It was When I fell for tho bunk About Old Santa Clause T PROTECTION WASHINGTON. I) C, Doc 23 A demand In growing on the purt of tin- wood-using Industries and tlm public at largo for a national policy of forestry which will Insuro ndn uuato future suppllos of timber I ud other forest products, according :o Chief Korester W, 11 (Irooley I'lg ures gathered by tlm forest service this year, his annual report states, showed tho extent of tho depletion of tho nation's forests, and have serv ed to focus attuntlon on tho fact that tho country Is short of growing for cits nnd that somohtlng niust bo done at unco. The acuta shortagn nn 1 skrockotlng prices of lumber nml newsprint early In tho onr also con tributed to tho growth of the mine m cut. The forest scrtlco Is advocating a program based on tho conviction that i tho problem Is nntlounl and not lo cal, and "must bo handled as such Natlnn-wldo protection from forest flro for all classes of forest land. Col (Irocloy stains, Is the first nnd most runout In I step. It Is his belief that tho poltco powers of tho states of fer tho best mcasn of enforcing rea sonable requirements against forest destruction, , lo'gUliillon Xrrtk'il The oxpenso of flro protection, tho forester sas, should bo borua Joint ly by tho landowner and the public. Ilu holds that federal legislation Is needed to provldo for a comprehen sive plan of co-operation with tho states In tiro prevention and tho de velopment of forestry practice, and the extension of tho natlonnl forests through purchasos, through tho In clusion of other tlmberlands now In federal ownership and through ox-Ichango. Thero aro still largo quantities of tlmbor In tho United States, the re port states, but thoy aro not In the right place. Mora than CO per cunt of what Is left lies west of thn great plains, far from tho bulk of tho country's population, agriculture nml manufacture. Tho country Is tak ing about 30 billion feot of wood from' forests ench )oar nnd Is grow ing only six billion, "Wo hnvo used up our forests with out growing now ones," says thn re port "At tho bottom of thn wlioln problem Is Idlo forest laud Thn rnltod Stales contains :i2rt million acres of cut over or denuded forest containing no saw1 timber; SI mil lion ucroH of this nmnunt hno buoti completely devastated by forest (lies nnd methods of cutting which des troy or prevent now timber growth. "Tho nrua of Idle or largely Idle laud Is being Increased by from three to four million nsrus annually as tho cutting nml burning of forests con tinues." These, farts, together with tho stendlly Incinaslng dlslanro be tween thn nveragn saw mill and thn home guilder, "hnvo bad n vital bear ing ontho high cost of lumbar, which during thn year reached n prohibi ten flgurn for many uses and check oil tho building of homes which Is so urgently ne'oded " YOM, OAK, FAHMICIIH I'liAN (lltAIN HLKVATOIl WOODLAND, Cal., IMC. 23. Erection of flvo grain elevators In Yolo county Is planned by tlm farm bureau elevator corporation, co-op-nml I vii oriMiuliiillon. In an effort lo eliminate what Is said to bn n yearly loss of approximately $200,000 from tlm imrrhuno of grain hugs which are used but imro Thn tilevatora nro planned for Davis, Woodland, 7m mora, Yolo nud Dunning. A delightful dalutly lunch served nt thn llluo lllrd. , It Carpenter contractor, 1033 Wall t, S-23 When stnrngo Imtlorlns freeze, It means a now battery. Well tell you I bow to avoid such n cntastrophy 'l.lnk Itlvor llattory Station. 1 3-31 ! Thn llluo lllrd for Xinas candles tf Our (Inn Dictionary I'lcce IV Resistance Hoarding house beefsteak. i Crisis A fat lady with an arm 'load of Christmas packages, trying to get through a revolving door ( Kourfloushcr. Tho man who car ries a Illbh) under his arm on Sun day and spends his tlmo during tho sermon figuring out a way to put ono 'ovor on his brothcrn tho next day I Whisky (obs) Tho stuff which (onco enabled saloonkeepers to wear diamonds as big as walnuts while J their customers worn patched trous ers. A.N rSlMUAIt XMAS OUT , When Thn Herald undertook the publication of Tho Honor (toll of Klamath County, wo expected to completo tho work In a few months. Unforsooti difficulties do Inyod tho work for ovor n year. During this tlmo soma of the sub scribers to thn book moved away and wo hnvo bein unablo to get luto touch with them. As n result wo hao n few copies of Tho Hon or Itoll left, nnd theso wo will sell for $7, CO a copy. This book makes ait unusual gift for Ninas. It will navor bo republished, tho number of copies Is limited and within a short lmo It win bo priceless lo tboso fortunate enough to possess a copy If you bad n friend In tho war, or a rolatlvo, It you want to glvo him something that ho will always prize, wn can suggest noth ing morn appropriate than n copy of tho Honor ltoll. As thero aro but a fow copies loft. It would bo sdvlsnblo to Immodlntoly call or phono attd hnve ono resurvud fur rou. e T2rAt)Jfome a. tloxerv Doudfuwfe 30t bebne j$tr eyts! til In IW T T Mi' S 1 JVWWMMVWWWWMMWMNMMMMMMAMAMMAMAMMAMMMMMAMAMMAMMM COMFORT COSY The CENTRAL Hotel Telephone 1SS-W GU.Y GARRET, Manager CLEAN MODERN Steam-Heated Outside Rooms Reasonably Low Ratest CONNECTED NEWS STAND All the Latest Magazines, Newspapers and Periodicals. Come here for your daily. ! Hilef Tusk "What Is your boy doing at col- ilege, old man?" "Me." John McCall says that his notion of a he-man Is a flat dueller who can kick about tho heat wbllo tho landlord Is showing a prospective tenant tho apartment, at 110 on tho month. Tho Chicago leddy who returned from a shopping tour to find Iter portablo bungalow missing probably will agrco that, after all, woman's place Is In the home. Ycu, Ito Wo don't see why so many people should wonder at tho companionship between Hen Ford and Jack fitir roughts. Each has something bo can teach the other. Jack can teach Hen nature, and Hen can teach Jack American uisiur. dCaHHBHMBVHHIHv Htt fpy tfSI'ttMr'''''"r5 I Vh OPEN ALL NIGHT CIIIUKTMAH HKRVICK SANTA DARHAHA, Cal Dec. 23, -Sunrise services on tho foothills Jneur Santa Ilarbara will usher In iiiriBimus muriiing uero, Cigar Stand . With a New Stock of Cigars, Cigarettes and Tobacco. Smoke up here. These days when one reads about tho "thlnly-clads" one never knows whether tho writer refers to athletes ,or what. VIM CHA.Vai: 8CK.VK or OltllAT OltlDIItlO.V HATT1,K PASADE.VA, Cal., Dec. 23. Tournament nark, sennn nt thn Uatt vs. Wostr Now Year's day football 'games, will be turned Into a re ere- utlonal civic center, according to plans announced by John J, Ilamll jton, park commissioner, A stadium Is to bo built In another part of tho 'city for tho football games, , Our Budget Plan will brisjjj) the New Edison thttXiBiasf i THIS fa the time of the year when our Budget Plan fa most helpful. You ought to come In' right away and find out what it can do for you.' In the first place, it will put a New Edison besid your Christmas tree, (how the family will rejokel), , In the second place, it will stretch your Christmas' dollar so that you'll hardly feel the purchase. jThe Budget Plan treats the New Edison as ail (essential of life, such as a home, and arrange payments on the sound "tune" prindpleAIt comV bines modem business practice with thrift This way of treating a dollar actually makes itfo. farther. Let us explain how the BudgetPJan ' brings the longed-for New Edison for whatTaaT 3 extremely ordinary gift would cost, andmake' 1021 thrift payfor the balanos. Klamath Falls Music House v. ' 'ffi or.ltt. KJMI-" Geo. A. Wirtz, Prop. ' ft sf ml eta. - in o. oixin at.. i.' m A ijvvnnivfVVVvvvvv'i"''"""'"""'"ii'''iir,"Mvvvvv-"ivi",",''i'ii'''"i"""""""' ----- ' irtix v. rajtju-