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THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
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She stood beneath
The nilstletoo.
Hut her fonil hopo
Was blighted:
Docauso tho poor
Girl didn't know
' Tho fctlor was
Near-sighted.
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Drowsing
A real diplomat Is a follow who
can pcrsutdo his wife to buy htm
plpo and n Jar of his favorite tobacco
when sho Is determined to Ret htm
n pair of embroidered house slippers
or something equally unessential.
Do you remember your amotions
"when you were a llttlo kid and Rot
a tin .flute and red mosquito bar
with threo pieces of hard sugar can
dy from the Sunday school Christmas
tree?
Not that we wish to recall bitter
memories.
Ono of life's worst paradexes: The
young lady who can't sine, but does.
A contemporary tells about one
Woman who asked another If she bad
read "The Inside tho Cup." She re
plied that she hadn't but she used
to haro an aunt who told fortunes
by coffee grounds.
Wo don't know whether to feel
flattered or offended when somebody
lips us a squib with the remark,
"Here's a good ono tor your column,"
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PRAGUE, Dec. S3 Girls In Traguc, encouraged by an organisation
of patriotic men and wqmen, are reviving tho rlchly-cmbroldcrcd and
brilltant-hued national costumo of the Czccho-Slovaks, ono of tho hand
somest and most becoming In Europe. Picture shows n I'raguo society
girl In tho Czech national costumo.
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and then find upon examination that
It's ono wo run two or threo weeks
back.
"There aro times," thinks I'aul
O'Dowd, our enterprising, ad writer.
"when a fellow needs a good stiff
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wallop on tho Jaw, and at such times
It Is an absoluto sin not to glvo him
one."
Well, anyhow, tho reformers aro
rapidly making tho world unsafo for
cranks.
Dllllulnmrnt
Ruckward, turn backward.
Oh tlmo In thy flight
And mako mo a kid ugaln
For Christmas alnt near
As much fun as It was
When I fell for tho bunk
About Old Santa Clause
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PROTECTION
WASHINGTON. I) C, Doc 23
A demand In growing on the purt of
tin- wood-using Industries and tlm
public at largo for a national policy
of forestry which will Insuro ndn
uuato future suppllos of timber I ud
other forest products, according :o
Chief Korester W, 11 (Irooley I'lg
ures gathered by tlm forest service
this year, his annual report states,
showed tho extent of tho depletion
of tho nation's forests, and have serv
ed to focus attuntlon on tho fact that
tho country Is short of growing for
cits nnd that somohtlng niust bo done
at unco. The acuta shortagn nn 1
skrockotlng prices of lumber nml
newsprint early In tho onr also con
tributed to tho growth of the mine
m cut.
The forest scrtlco Is advocating a
program based on tho conviction that i
tho problem Is nntlounl and not lo
cal, and "must bo handled as such
Natlnn-wldo protection from forest
flro for all classes of forest land. Col
(Irocloy stains, Is the first nnd most
runout In I step. It Is his belief that
tho poltco powers of tho states of
fer tho best mcasn of enforcing rea
sonable requirements against forest
destruction, ,
lo'gUliillon Xrrtk'il
The oxpenso of flro protection, tho
forester sas, should bo borua Joint
ly by tho landowner and the public.
Ilu holds that federal legislation Is
needed to provldo for a comprehen
sive plan of co-operation with tho
states In tiro prevention and tho de
velopment of forestry practice, and
the extension of tho natlonnl forests
through purchasos, through tho In
clusion of other tlmberlands now In
federal ownership and through ox-Ichango.
Thero aro still largo quantities of
tlmbor In tho United States, the re
port states, but thoy aro not In the
right place. Mora than CO per cunt
of what Is left lies west of thn great
plains, far from tho bulk of tho
country's population, agriculture nml
manufacture. Tho country Is tak
ing about 30 billion feot of wood
from' forests ench )oar nnd Is grow
ing only six billion,
"Wo hnvo used up our forests with
out growing now ones," says thn re
port "At tho bottom of thn wlioln
problem Is Idlo forest laud Thn
rnltod Stales contains :i2rt million
acres of cut over or denuded forest
containing no saw1 timber; SI mil
lion ucroH of this nmnunt hno buoti
completely devastated by forest (lies
nnd methods of cutting which des
troy or prevent now timber growth.
"Tho nrua of Idle or largely Idle
laud Is being Increased by from three
to four million nsrus annually as tho
cutting nml burning of forests con
tinues." These, farts, together with
tho stendlly Incinaslng dlslanro be
tween thn nveragn saw mill and thn
home guilder, "hnvo bad n vital bear
ing ontho high cost of lumbar, which
during thn year reached n prohibi
ten flgurn for many uses and check
oil tho building of homes which Is
so urgently ne'oded "
YOM, OAK, FAHMICIIH
I'liAN (lltAIN HLKVATOIl
WOODLAND, Cal., IMC. 23.
Erection of flvo grain elevators In
Yolo county Is planned by tlm farm
bureau elevator corporation, co-op-nml
I vii oriMiuliiillon. In an effort lo
eliminate what Is said to bn n yearly
loss of approximately $200,000 from
tlm imrrhuno of grain hugs which
are used but imro Thn tilevatora nro
planned for Davis, Woodland, 7m
mora, Yolo nud Dunning.
A delightful dalutly lunch served
nt thn llluo lllrd. , It
Carpenter contractor, 1033 Wall
t, S-23
When stnrngo Imtlorlns freeze, It
means a now battery. Well tell you I
bow to avoid such n cntastrophy
'l.lnk Itlvor llattory Station. 1 3-31 !
Thn llluo lllrd for Xinas candles tf
Our (Inn Dictionary
I'lcce IV Resistance Hoarding
house beefsteak.
i Crisis A fat lady with an arm
'load of Christmas packages, trying
to get through a revolving door
( Kourfloushcr. Tho man who car
ries a Illbh) under his arm on Sun
day and spends his tlmo during tho
sermon figuring out a way to put ono
'ovor on his brothcrn tho next day
I Whisky (obs) Tho stuff which
(onco enabled saloonkeepers to wear
diamonds as big as walnuts while
J their customers worn patched trous
ers.
A.N rSlMUAIt XMAS OUT
, When Thn Herald undertook
the publication of Tho Honor (toll
of Klamath County, wo expected
to completo tho work In a few
months. Unforsooti difficulties do
Inyod tho work for ovor n year.
During this tlmo soma of the sub
scribers to thn book moved away
and wo hnvo bein unablo to get
luto touch with them. As n result
wo hao n few copies of Tho Hon
or Itoll left, nnd theso wo will sell
for $7, CO a copy. This book makes
ait unusual gift for Ninas. It will
navor bo republished, tho number
of copies Is limited and within
a short lmo It win bo priceless lo
tboso fortunate enough to possess
a copy If you bad n friend In tho
war, or a rolatlvo, It you want to
glvo him something that ho will
always prize, wn can suggest noth
ing morn appropriate than n copy
of tho Honor ltoll. As thero aro
but a fow copies loft. It would bo
sdvlsnblo to Immodlntoly call or
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Hilef Tusk
"What Is your boy doing at col-
ilege, old man?"
"Me."
John McCall says that his notion
of a he-man Is a flat dueller who
can kick about tho heat wbllo tho
landlord Is showing a prospective
tenant tho apartment, at 110 on tho
month.
Tho Chicago leddy who returned
from a shopping tour to find Iter
portablo bungalow missing probably
will agrco that, after all, woman's
place Is In the home.
Ycu, Ito
Wo don't see why so many people
should wonder at tho companionship
between Hen Ford and Jack fitir
roughts. Each has something bo can
teach the other. Jack can teach Hen
nature, and Hen can teach Jack
American uisiur.
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CIIIUKTMAH HKRVICK
SANTA DARHAHA, Cal Dec. 23,
-Sunrise services on tho foothills
Jneur Santa Ilarbara will usher In
iiiriBimus muriiing uero,
Cigar Stand .
With a New Stock of Cigars, Cigarettes and
Tobacco. Smoke up here.
These days when one reads about
tho "thlnly-clads" one never knows
whether tho writer refers to athletes
,or what.
VIM CHA.Vai: 8CK.VK or
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PASADE.VA, Cal., Dec. 23.
Tournament nark, sennn nt thn Uatt
vs. Wostr Now Year's day football
'games, will be turned Into a re ere-
utlonal civic center, according to
plans announced by John J, Ilamll
jton, park commissioner, A stadium
Is to bo built In another part of tho
'city for tho football games, ,
Our
Budget Plan will brisjjj)
the New Edison thttXiBiasf
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THIS fa the time of the year when our Budget
Plan fa most helpful. You ought to come In'
right away and find out what it can do for you.'
In the first place, it will put a New Edison besid
your Christmas tree, (how the family will rejokel), ,
In the second place, it will stretch your Christmas'
dollar so that you'll hardly feel the purchase.
jThe Budget Plan treats the New Edison as ail
(essential of life, such as a home, and arrange
payments on the sound "tune" prindpleAIt comV
bines modem business practice with thrift
This way of treating a dollar actually makes itfo.
farther. Let us explain how the BudgetPJan
' brings the longed-for New Edison for whatTaaT
3 extremely ordinary gift would cost, andmake'
1021 thrift payfor the balanos.
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