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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 21, 1920)
WKDAY, DBOKMBER si, iwo. THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON PAOII TWO 3 Bpb Htukfdrtt Away The Office Cat pEfecifon Hits Hm7 M l-lriii,HI I lllrfH tnW .bjL&SiizJL.' vllnliriJiM Back hurt youT Can't straighten up without tooling midden pains, bArp aches nml twingosT Now lls tont That's lumbago, sciatica or may bo from a strain, and you'll sot blessed relict tho moment you rub your back with soothing, penetrating 'St. Jacobi Oil." Nothing else takes out soreness, lameness and stiffness so quickly. You simply rub It on and out comes the pain. It la perfectly harmloM and doesn't burn or dis color tho skin. Umber up! Don't suffer! Get a small trial bottlo from any drug storo, and after using It Just once, you'll forget that you orer had head ache, lumbago or sciatica, becauso your back will novcr hurt or causa any 'more misery. It nover disap point and has boon recommended for 60 year. Adv. WOOD DRY SLAB cost you less than other woods. We can deliver SLABS moro promptly than block. All our wood is dry and woll seasoned. Deliveries nreadlttlcult at this season ot tho year and prices nro necessarily higher, but tho net profit to us 1 less, so do not blame, tho, wood man for tho higher prices, 0. Peyton & Go. "WOOD TO BURN" OSCAIl TKYTOJf YnLlVlIU). PEYTON 419 Main St. Phone 535 JJBfkT'H KiKV'iP' ' iCi fillfl IWw lM EtliiHBiisHsiw V?" Wt! l hyjumuh Pyii jsV .dsiiiH AAAMAAAAAMAMA-AAAs-MAAAAMvVWM 4fv '-Sl iL JsflslllllllllllllH ZzLLgTs)' tlf ! "Mother, did you bake this bread?" l"No, that's tome of the V V Bakerite bread sold at the . JT . Rex Cafe. It's better, than I ever baked. . V Tho Itrfornicr's Attitude I do not coro for rhubarb plo Though soma mnko quite a fuss about it And that's tho greatest reason why My follow men should do without It. Once, In a game ot croklnolo, I had a finger nail demolished; And I'm convinced, dawgono my soul, Tho pesky gamo should bo abolish cd. Then, golf a silly sport mothlnks An idotlc recreation; It scorns to mo theso golfing ginks Should seek some useful occupa tlon. 9 No restful moment shall I seo Until tho universe I'm ridden Of things that don't nppeal to mo And hence, I hold, should bo for bidden! Quite For Our Part, We're Ifully Knngulno Kind Sli- Now that a certain movlo producer has presented to a patient public "Why Chang Yeur: Hus band?" and lator "Why Change Your Wife?" I am wondering if we may not expect another one soon called "Why Change tho Baby!" Only about 27 week left In which o buy Fourth ot July sparklers. j ' i '' ' . "" mm --" hi -....-J--(-rM-)r--uJ- COMFORT. COSY The CENTRAL Hotel Telephone 155-W GUY GARRET, Manager CLEAN MODERN Steam-Heated Outside Rooms Reasonably Low Rates CONNECTED ' NEWS STAND All the Latest Magazines, Newspapers and Periodicals. Come here for your daily, ' As-F. Hill Hunter nuts It: Even a pllo driver cannot do Its work with ono blow. LOU V LUDLOW WASHINGTON, Dec. 20. Louis Ludlow's job com Pa and goes, Just Ilka any big politician's. Ho Is per sonol page lo Vlco President Mar shall and halls from Indiana. After March K It Is likely soma youth from Massachusetts wilt unsent Louis. p. i o. ham: Wednesday 10 n. in.. Now Krnnn building. Plants, candy, proparod nuts, and dates, mlncud meat, Jellies, fruit cake, puddings, holly, mistle toe, gold fish and many other arti cles for salo at roasouablo prices. 3021 It. A. M. chaptor No. 3C. Mooting Tuesday evening Dccambar 21, 1920 Kloctlon ot offlcors and Important business coming up. Visiting coin panlons cordially Invited. Ily order B. 1L, P. J. B. DRATTON, Secretary. Okcli, Wnlll "Be It over so humble," d Bald Walllo McDome, ,j ''I'm freo to confess I There Is no place llko home; For your dear homo and flrcsldo. How fondly you sigh, When you're miles out of town And your gas tank runs dry!" Bert ball says the only way you can tell express from freight theso days Is by the label on the box. Something missing from tbo sport ing pages of the San Francisco pa per but the front pages are full of lnsldo doings of the hangers-on of, pugilism. OPEN ALL NIGHT - Cigar Stand j , With a New Stock of Cigars, Cigarettes and m ooacco, omorte up here. WWWVIV''V' " i-iv--innnnjnjvwTj-uULnj Tboy've organized a bachelor's club at the local Standard Oil sta tion and everyone Is anxious to Join. W. L. Wright, ha been accepted on probation but It's said bis member ship Is only temporary. Gene Narrl gan showed up the other morning with bis head bandaged up. "ITe can't Join," said some one, Jump ing at a concluslond. "Hb's marrfed." "Ob, no, a friend explained, "he's single, all right, but a freight ele vator fell on him." A correspondent! asks tho New York Tribune If it wouldn't cheer iWoodrow considerably In his lonell ness II pnrato citizens would write blm a personal letter and tell blm what they thing of blm. Tut-tut! Dry in did that very thing long ago, but as to whether tho missive had a cheering effect, Mr, Wilson will have to answer. AN UNIhOaIj XMAH CltFT When Tho Herald undertook tho publication of Tho Honor Roll ot Klamath County, wo expected to complete the work In a few months. Unforseon difficulties de layed the work for 'over a year. During tbls time some of tho sub scribers to tho book moved away and we havo boen unabla to get Into touch with them. As a rrault wo havo a few copies of Tha Hon or Iloll left, and theso wo will sell I tor 17. ho a copy. This book maxe an unusual gift for Xmas. It will never be republished, the number of copies Is limited and within a short tlmo It. win to prlcoless to thoso fortunato enough to possess a copy. If you had a friend In tho war, or n relatlvo, if yon want to give him something that ho will alwu)s prjjto, wo can suggest noth ing more appropriate than a copy ot the Honor Iloll. As thoru aro but a few copies left,. It would bo advisable to Immediately call or phono and have ono roeorvod for you. The Elegant Gift Ivory Py-ra-lin Ono chooses hero of nn infinite array of toilet requisites all superbly fashioned and finished. The fashion Du Barry is famous for its unusual graco and beauty of design. Wo illustrate a few pieces. Spend an early , hour In our department and you vill bo pleasnntly surprised at tho many n o w a n d c h arming things there are hero to see and de sire Ask partic ularly to seo tr- some of the inev boxed sots so ap propriate for gifts. Hair Brushes $4.75 to $15.00 Hat Brushes M $3.25 to $5.00 Cloth Brushes $3.75 to $8.50 Combs .. 40c to $2.00 Mirrors $5.50 to $14.00 Hair Receivers $1.60 to $4.00 Puff Boxes $1.60 to $4.00 Nail Buffers $1.75 to $3.75 Manicure Instruments 50c to $1.30 Picture Frames ....$1.00 to $8.00 Jewel Boxes $5.00 to $8.00 Pin Cushions $1.75 to $7.50 Trays .... 60c to $5.50 Perfume Bottles $1.00 to $4.75 Sets can be made up to suit your fancy from $11.00 to $87.50. STAR DRUG CO. ctssaiH Don't fail to read the Herald Classified Ads. Be good, but don't be "good and easy." Now for Christmas and that shop ping which out of kindness both to yourself and tho girls you are go ing to'do early( Tbo Blae Bird for Xmas can diss, tf When storage batteries fresco, It means a new battery. Well tell 'yoa bow to avoid such a oataairophy. Link niver Battery Station, is-ai KHTKAY Strayed from my ranch at Wll on bridge, one sorrel, bald faeed mare, both hind foet white, scar 'on one foot, ono sorrol 8 year old horse and two brown yearling all brand ed D on right shoulder. OHAfl. B. DdtHW, Merrill. 18-21 Christmas day fall on a Snnday, Tuesday and Thursday 58 times, and' on Friday and Saturday 17 tlnios'rorl every 66 times It falls" on a Monday wa-Wedneeday.' - - (ttSx Moose Head Lake Malno PETE, HERE'S WORD FROM THE WOODS! Certainly slipped on not tipping you that Mr. Bacon Invited mc to join his shooting party up here. Arrived at his Northeast Carry crmp at sunset yes terday. And a riot started before vc squared up to tho venison steak I Listen, old bull pup my tale's short t Bleak Nixon, chief guide, while unpacking, made the terrible discovery that all the Cornel cigarette supplies had been swiped in transit I Novcr heard such a howl as the whole outfit set up I Nixon swore in IndianplusCanuckl Just wouldn't be pacified I DIcak's been rooting for Camels since November, 1915. Says there never was such smoothness, or refreshing flavor, or mild body in a cigarette as Camels provide! ' (Pete, Bleak is O. K. on that). While the row was on what docs Nixon do but h6p into his canoe and disap pear into the depths of the dark, dank night! About three this morning there was a roar such as no man ever heard in the wild woods I It was Nixon yelling like a double-decked bull moose I That bird had crossed the lake, picked up a trail and beat it to a little way-back store where he got the boss out of bed and made him come across with all the Camels he had. The storekeeper kicked like a handfull of aces but. Bleak always gets what he goes after I It's the nerve, old tooth I And, now we're all filled with the milk of human kindness and Camel contentmcntl We'll get gamel Peter, think of digging up a bunch of Camels in the depth of Maine's densest woods I And, that's the way it Is all over the U. S. A.I You're never out of luck when you smoke Camels I Peter, old hub, I've spoke as the' cook puts Itl Back In-New York well, soon I Your old pal 30rtjjyc;'i (MMZSTSES i