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THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
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Back hurt youT Can't straighten
up without tooling midden pains,
bArp aches nml twingosT Now lls
tont That's lumbago, sciatica or may
bo from a strain, and you'll sot
blessed relict tho moment you rub
your back with soothing, penetrating
'St. Jacobi Oil." Nothing else takes
out soreness, lameness and stiffness
so quickly. You simply rub It on and
out comes the pain. It la perfectly
harmloM and doesn't burn or dis
color tho skin.
Umber up! Don't suffer! Get a
small trial bottlo from any drug
storo, and after using It Just once,
you'll forget that you orer had head
ache, lumbago or sciatica, becauso
your back will novcr hurt or causa
any 'more misery. It nover disap
point and has boon recommended
for 60 year. Adv.
WOOD
DRY SLAB cost you less than other woods. We can deliver
SLABS moro promptly than block.
All our wood is dry and woll seasoned.
Deliveries nreadlttlcult at this season ot tho year and prices
nro necessarily higher, but tho net profit to us 1 less, so do not
blame, tho, wood man for tho higher prices,
0. Peyton & Go.
"WOOD TO BURN"
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419 Main St.
Phone 535
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"Mother, did you bake
this bread?"
l"No, that's tome of the V V
Bakerite bread sold at the . JT .
Rex Cafe. It's better, than
I ever baked.
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Tho Itrfornicr's Attitude
I do not coro for rhubarb plo
Though soma mnko quite a fuss
about it
And that's tho greatest reason why
My follow men should do without
It.
Once, In a game ot croklnolo,
I had a finger nail demolished;
And I'm convinced, dawgono my soul,
Tho pesky gamo should bo abolish
cd.
Then, golf a silly sport mothlnks
An idotlc recreation;
It scorns to mo theso golfing ginks
Should seek some useful occupa
tlon. 9
No restful moment shall I seo
Until tho universe I'm ridden
Of things that don't nppeal to mo
And hence, I hold, should bo for
bidden!
Quite
For Our Part, We're Ifully
Knngulno
Kind Sli- Now that a certain movlo
producer has presented to a patient
public "Why Chang Yeur: Hus
band?" and lator "Why Change Your
Wife?" I am wondering if we may
not expect another one soon called
"Why Change tho Baby!"
Only about 27 week left In which
o buy Fourth ot July sparklers.
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COMFORT.
COSY
The
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Hotel
Telephone 155-W
GUY GARRET, Manager
CLEAN
MODERN
Steam-Heated Outside Rooms
Reasonably Low Rates
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All the Latest Magazines, Newspapers and
Periodicals. Come here for your daily, '
As-F. Hill Hunter nuts It: Even a
pllo driver cannot do Its work with
ono blow.
LOU V LUDLOW
WASHINGTON, Dec. 20. Louis
Ludlow's job com Pa and goes, Just
Ilka any big politician's. Ho Is per
sonol page lo Vlco President Mar
shall and halls from Indiana. After
March K It Is likely soma youth from
Massachusetts wilt unsent Louis.
p. i o. ham:
Wednesday 10 n. in.. Now Krnnn
building. Plants, candy, proparod
nuts, and dates, mlncud meat, Jellies,
fruit cake, puddings, holly, mistle
toe, gold fish and many other arti
cles for salo at roasouablo prices.
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It. A. M. chaptor No. 3C. Mooting
Tuesday evening Dccambar 21, 1920
Kloctlon ot offlcors and Important
business coming up. Visiting coin
panlons cordially Invited. Ily order
B. 1L, P.
J. B. DRATTON, Secretary.
Okcli, Wnlll
"Be It over so humble," d
Bald Walllo McDome, ,j
''I'm freo to confess I
There Is no place llko home;
For your dear homo and flrcsldo.
How fondly you sigh,
When you're miles out of town
And your gas tank runs dry!"
Bert ball says the only way you
can tell express from freight theso
days Is by the label on the box.
Something missing from tbo sport
ing pages of the San Francisco pa
per but the front pages are full
of lnsldo doings of the hangers-on
of, pugilism.
OPEN
ALL NIGHT
- Cigar Stand
j , With a New Stock of Cigars, Cigarettes and
m ooacco, omorte up here.
WWWVIV''V' " i-iv--innnnjnjvwTj-uULnj
Tboy've organized a bachelor's
club at the local Standard Oil sta
tion and everyone Is anxious to Join.
W. L. Wright, ha been accepted on
probation but It's said bis member
ship Is only temporary. Gene Narrl
gan showed up the other morning
with bis head bandaged up. "ITe
can't Join," said some one, Jump
ing at a concluslond. "Hb's marrfed."
"Ob, no, a friend explained, "he's
single, all right, but a freight ele
vator fell on him."
A correspondent! asks tho New
York Tribune If it wouldn't cheer
iWoodrow considerably In his lonell
ness II pnrato citizens would write
blm a personal letter and tell blm
what they thing of blm. Tut-tut!
Dry in did that very thing long ago,
but as to whether tho missive had a
cheering effect, Mr, Wilson will
have to answer.
AN UNIhOaIj XMAH CltFT
When Tho Herald undertook
tho publication of Tho Honor Roll
ot Klamath County, wo expected
to complete the work In a few
months. Unforseon difficulties de
layed the work for 'over a year.
During tbls time some of tho sub
scribers to tho book moved away
and we havo boen unabla to get
Into touch with them. As a rrault
wo havo a few copies of Tha Hon
or Iloll left, and theso wo will sell I
tor 17. ho a copy. This book maxe
an unusual gift for Xmas. It will
never be republished, the number
of copies Is limited and within
a short tlmo It. win to prlcoless to
thoso fortunato enough to possess
a copy. If you had a friend In tho
war, or n relatlvo, if yon want to
give him something that ho will
alwu)s prjjto, wo can suggest noth
ing more appropriate than a copy
ot the Honor Iloll. As thoru aro
but a few copies left,. It would bo
advisable to Immediately call or
phono and have ono roeorvod for
you.
The Elegant Gift
Ivory Py-ra-lin
Ono chooses hero of nn infinite array of
toilet requisites all superbly fashioned and
finished.
The fashion Du Barry is famous for its
unusual graco and beauty of design. Wo
illustrate a few pieces. Spend an early
, hour In our department
and you vill bo pleasnntly
surprised at
tho many
n o w a n d
c h arming
things there
are hero to
see and de
sire Ask partic
ularly to seo
tr- some of the
inev boxed sots so ap
propriate for gifts.
Hair Brushes $4.75 to $15.00
Hat Brushes M $3.25 to $5.00
Cloth Brushes $3.75 to $8.50
Combs .. 40c to $2.00
Mirrors $5.50 to $14.00
Hair Receivers $1.60 to $4.00
Puff Boxes $1.60 to $4.00
Nail Buffers $1.75 to $3.75
Manicure Instruments 50c to $1.30
Picture Frames ....$1.00 to $8.00
Jewel Boxes $5.00 to $8.00
Pin Cushions $1.75 to $7.50
Trays .... 60c to $5.50
Perfume Bottles $1.00 to $4.75
Sets can be made up to suit your fancy
from $11.00 to $87.50.
STAR DRUG CO.
ctssaiH
Don't fail to read the Herald Classified Ads.
Be good, but don't be "good and
easy."
Now for Christmas and that shop
ping which out of kindness both to
yourself and tho girls you are go
ing to'do early(
Tbo Blae Bird for Xmas can diss, tf
When storage batteries fresco, It
means a new battery. Well tell 'yoa
bow to avoid such a oataairophy.
Link niver Battery Station, is-ai
KHTKAY
Strayed from my ranch at Wll
on bridge, one sorrel, bald faeed
mare, both hind foet white, scar 'on
one foot, ono sorrol 8 year old horse
and two brown yearling all brand
ed D on right shoulder.
OHAfl. B. DdtHW, Merrill.
18-21
Christmas day fall on a Snnday,
Tuesday and Thursday 58 times, and'
on Friday and Saturday 17 tlnios'rorl
every 66 times It falls" on a Monday
wa-Wedneeday.' - -
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Moose Head Lake
Malno
PETE, HERE'S WORD FROM THE WOODS!
Certainly slipped on not tipping you that Mr.
Bacon Invited mc to join his shooting party up here.
Arrived at his Northeast Carry crmp at sunset yes
terday. And a riot started before vc squared up to tho
venison steak I Listen, old bull pup my tale's short t
Bleak Nixon, chief guide, while unpacking, made
the terrible discovery that all the Cornel cigarette
supplies had been swiped in transit I Novcr heard
such a howl as the whole outfit set up I Nixon swore
in IndianplusCanuckl Just wouldn't be pacified I
DIcak's been rooting for Camels since November, 1915.
Says there never was such smoothness, or refreshing
flavor, or mild body in a cigarette as Camels provide!
' (Pete, Bleak is O. K. on that). While the row was on
what docs Nixon do but h6p into his canoe and disap
pear into the depths of the dark, dank night!
About three this morning there was a roar such as
no man ever heard in the wild woods I It was Nixon
yelling like a double-decked bull moose I That bird
had crossed the lake, picked up a trail and beat it to a
little way-back store where he got the boss out of bed
and made him come across with all the Camels he had.
The storekeeper kicked like a handfull of aces but.
Bleak always gets what he goes after I It's the nerve,
old tooth I And, now we're all filled with the milk
of human kindness and Camel contentmcntl We'll
get gamel
Peter, think of digging up a bunch of Camels in the
depth of Maine's densest woods I And, that's the way
it Is all over the U. S. A.I You're never out of luck
when you smoke Camels I Peter, old hub, I've spoke
as the' cook puts Itl
Back In-New York well, soon I
Your old pal
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