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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 25, 1920)
"I -. yrmmmnAY, august as, imo THE EVENING HERALD. KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON PAOH TWO BIG JAZZ DANCE 1 AT OPEN AIR PAVILION TOMORROW NIGHT Largest dance floor between Portland and San Francisco SPECIAL JAZZ MUSIC COME! Everyone Invited COME! DADDTJEVENING FART lALt VM i jMAIfftl&HAN DOWER. fcc r) Education Pays FOIt THK INDIVIDUAL ASH FOIt THK STATK A Person with No Kducatlon has but Ono Chaneo In 1B0.000 to Render Distinguished Sorvleo to the Public With Common School Kducatlon A Chances With HlRh School Kducatlon S7 Chances With College Kducatlon SOO Chances ARH YOU G1V1NCI YOUK CHIiai HIS C1IANCK? THOSE STATES ARE WEALTHIEST THAT HAVE INVESTED MOST IN EDUCATION Oregon Agricultural College Through ft "Liberal and Practical Education prepares tho Young Man and Young Woman for Useful Citizenship and Successful Careers In Home Kconnmlcs Vocational Education Agriculture Engineering Mining Commerce Pharmacy Fo.-vstry Tho Training Includes PHYSICAL EDUCATION, MUSIC. ENOL1SH, MODERN LANGUAGE. ART and tho Other Essentials of a Standard Technical College Course FALL TERM OPENS SKITFJIRER 20. 1020. TUITION IS FREE. FOR INFORMATION WRITE TO TIIK REGISTRAR, Oregon Agricultural College, CorvnllLs, Or. 1 guviiiiissr If the Wood Dealer Sold Service Wo do not sell current; wo sell service. That sounds odd doesn't It? Well, suppose the wood denier sold scirlre instead of wood, he would tend to your furnace and jour range, take away the ashes and clean the flues. You would buy so much heat. Now you buy so much light, although ou pay according to tho current you consume. Hut the scr.lcc Is performed for you by this company at the substations and power plant. That la what we want to give you efficient itenrlce. It Is the nhn of thl company to hate none but satisfied customer. No natter what It is, if you hate a grievance, or arc dissatisfied about your bill or do not understand our rates, pleas cumc in and see cm or write us about It, ., i If you hare any suggestions to make, wr will gladly avail our selves of them as our ulm is conktantly to Improve our service' to you as fast oa the development of science and human ability permit. California-Oregon Power Company THE BOB WHITE8 "Dear little Mr. Rob White." said his I vate. I "Dear little Mrs, Hob White." he . answered. Mr. Hob White had met Mrs. Rob White early In the spring. Just us the snow wns going and soon now they were going to have their nest all rend , ou the ground, nil lined with son , lenxes and dry gni. They were t hnvlng n little side entrance to their home nnd It wns near a small liuh. er ' nice nnd cosy, and eer)thlng looknl IH'rfeetly wonderful for n happy time nhoad. I Mr. Hob White Is such a dear little , soul thnt no one etuld help but love' him. Ient of nil his mute. I As Mrs. Itob White was planning I she derided she would lay a down eggs, lovely white eggs. "Let's talk of the future, the hnpp hnppy future." said Mrs. Hob White 'The present Is happy, too, hut 1 can feo such n hnppy future because I am to he with jou wul you're such u won ilerful b'-d." "And you nre such n dear little bird treasure." wild Mr. Hob Whlfe. "When I am nesting what will jou he doing'" she nsked, "I will sit on the branch of a nenrht tree anil I will tell you that I'm Hob White nnd Hint I love jou nnd that Iiu jour own Hob White aud no one else's Hob White. "I shnll be so proud nnd so hnppy." Then." said Mrs. Hob White, "we will wait a few weeks and then we'll' tnkc our downy darlings, some of them I with ridiculous pieces of shell still) nttnehed to their adorable little hacks. . and we'll go off seeking goodies to I ent. We'll eat berries and weeds and, seeds nnd we'll help the fanner by' ntlng destructive, had Insects for him nnd ntio ue will help destroy the seeds of the weed which nre bad foi his land. "When It Is cold we will go to the sunny borders of woods nnd dales nnd keep unite warm. Often there will :nrmtximmMUMHnt.im tl.MUIWH.IBUIMMflSM twillsii n .- . ........-,.-ti iiu km i !" u'j TSSasv !. ssfcsvwsssrws, ,. . aiua ia Mia t i sT f m M I aMWI P Si If I BSMWi, - s. v -s.r -- - .. Small Cars-acid tine Declining Cost of Tire Mileage 1 SX'X (9& fX wOOy I mfSb VsV r aEfti-V-v You arc aware, of course, that during the last ten years, Goodyear has been able steadily to increase tho amount of mileage built into its tirca. Do you realize, also, that this increase 'lino been accomplished without extra cost to the user that Goodyear Tires arc priced no higher today than in 1910? 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Set pieces made to order. 419 Mala St. .juuumnmnrnnnnr i innmnnnnrri ............. fBaBSwSVBBHBPF" jH BP2 VM guns let us hnM our our sides, for we will be In smaller places then. Rut,, nh. we were to talk of the hnppy future, nnd surely no one 'will kill the merry, happy Rob Whites this year, the good Rob Whites who nre affectionate and kindly and happy. "It would be wrong to shoot down happlneaa like thr.t. It wonld be shooting down happiness, wouldn't Itf "That la what It wonld be doing." sold Mrs. Rob White, "but as you aid. we will not talk of such things, for wc roust tnlk of the happiness nnd not of any dangers thnt may Ho nhend, "Our children." she continued, "will stny with ns until another spring hn rome nnd then they will go off tn choose their own mntes Just ns we did this year." She put her head coyly on one sldo nnd Mr. Rob White snld : "Rob White. Rob White, your Roh White. Roh White loves your "We may take n trip when the au tumn comes, too Just for a chnng nnd then hark borne again, eh7" nsked Mrs. Rob White. "I love thinking of nil the plensurcs nhend. A little trip will he so nice nnd then we will he happy tn hi hack home again, "Thnt'a vhnt I think Is nice a boll. day or a vncsMon nnd then hack to the home grounds once mrlre." "That Is what wo will do." said Mr. Boh While. "My whole wish In life Is to plense yon." "And mine to plense yon," said Mrs. Boh White. "And earn to plcae the other." said Mr. P.nli White, "and the children to plense both of us and we to please them." . "Oh. the future Is Just foil, crammed full of Joy and happiness." said Mrs. Roh White, "and we know It Is be- cnuso we know our own ways and how we love each other and care for our own mate, "Sometimes It seems as thnngh we 'had an much Joy and happiness It's a wonder It doesn't gel spilled over." "Perhan.,, said Mr. Boh White, "some of It will nnd T think It will be a good thing, for Into the hearts of hunters or boys who think they wonld like tn hunt when they grow up will come (he Joy of taking the pie rare nf birds, studying our ways, bat leaving the guns at homel" "W have enough happiness to 1st sens drop over, ehr chuckled Mrs. Bob White, delightedly. wl""s "losr'to nrcrn'!0 wekly paper Is of Interest, tho paper that tolls how fish vat. Do J printed n l! lie nbleo'hlde Throe weeklies wero ono-man shops.iyou know how fish cat?" n Klvo-Dolli 1C employed two men, 27 used three, I IS used four, 11 used five, throo'dou't know how fish eat, but used seven, four used clgh't, ono usod how siickors blto." a DirFi:iti:xi:i: j ' Prices have Just got In tho hnblt of Junior "Daddy, hero Is a ploco In Rolng up. A low weeks ago a paper ttlo "porno" entitled "To Dollar II III. And now hero Senior (a promoter) "No, sou, I comes nn oxchnngn with tho sarao know text under tho heading "To a Ten ' Dollar Illtl." flp rtv ' Vi . . sB9j vnv 7RfyrirL : f IIV45.- 'Unci Sam 'U commend him to you, without iwtrvttkwt." A -a