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THE EVENING HERALD. KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
PAOH TWO
BIG JAZZ DANCE
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OPEN AIR PAVILION
TOMORROW NIGHT
Largest dance floor between Portland and
San Francisco
SPECIAL JAZZ MUSIC
COME! Everyone Invited COME!
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prepares tho Young Man and Young Woman
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Vocational Education
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Tho Training Includes PHYSICAL EDUCATION, MUSIC. ENOL1SH,
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If the Wood Dealer
Sold Service
Wo do not sell current; wo sell service. That sounds odd
doesn't It?
Well, suppose the wood denier sold scirlre instead of wood, he
would tend to your furnace and jour range, take away the ashes
and clean the flues. You would buy so much heat.
Now you buy so much light, although ou pay according to tho
current you consume. Hut the scr.lcc Is performed for you by this
company at the substations and power plant.
That la what we want to give you efficient itenrlce. It Is the
nhn of thl company to hate none but satisfied customer. No
natter what It is, if you hate a grievance, or arc dissatisfied about
your bill or do not understand our rates, pleas cumc in and see
cm or write us about It, ., i
If you hare any suggestions to make, wr will gladly avail our
selves of them as our ulm is conktantly to Improve our service' to
you as fast oa the development of science and human ability permit.
California-Oregon Power
Company
THE BOB WHITE8
"Dear little Mr. Rob White." said his
I vate.
I "Dear little Mrs, Hob White." he
. answered.
Mr. Hob White had met Mrs. Rob
White early In the spring. Just us the
snow wns going and soon now they
were going to have their nest all rend
, ou the ground, nil lined with son
, lenxes and dry gni. They were
t hnvlng n little side entrance to their
home nnd It wns near a small liuh. er
' nice nnd cosy, and eer)thlng looknl
IH'rfeetly wonderful for n happy time
nhoad. I
Mr. Hob White Is such a dear little ,
soul thnt no one etuld help but love'
him. Ient of nil his mute. I
As Mrs. Itob White was planning I
she derided she would lay a down
eggs, lovely white eggs.
"Let's talk of the future, the hnpp
hnppy future." said Mrs. Hob White
'The present Is happy, too, hut 1 can
feo such n hnppy future because I am
to he with jou wul you're such u won
ilerful b'-d."
"And you nre such n dear little bird
treasure." wild Mr. Hob Whlfe.
"When I am nesting what will jou
he doing'" she nsked,
"I will sit on the branch of a nenrht
tree anil I will tell you that I'm Hob
White nnd Hint I love jou nnd that
Iiu jour own Hob White aud no one
else's Hob White.
"I shnll be so proud nnd so hnppy."
Then." said Mrs. Hob White, "we
will wait a few weeks and then we'll'
tnkc our downy darlings, some of them I
with ridiculous pieces of shell still)
nttnehed to their adorable little hacks. .
and we'll go off seeking goodies to I
ent. We'll eat berries and weeds and,
seeds nnd we'll help the fanner by'
ntlng destructive, had Insects for him
nnd ntio ue will help destroy the
seeds of the weed which nre bad foi
his land.
"When It Is cold we will go to the
sunny borders of woods nnd dales nnd
keep unite warm. Often there will
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the last ten years, Goodyear has been
able steadily to increase tho amount
of mileage built into its tirca.
Do you realize, also, that this increase
'lino been accomplished without extra
cost to the user that Goodyear Tires
arc priced no higher today than in
1910?
In no tire in the Goodyear line is
the declining cost of mileage more
evident than in the present 30 x 3-,
30 x 3V- and 31 x 4-inch size Good
year Tires made especially for small
cars.'
If you own a Ford, Chevrolet, Dorr,
Maxwell or other car taking these
sizes, go to your nearest Service
Station for Goodyear Tires get the
exceptional worth and endurance
that Goodyear builds into them.
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Goodyear Heavy Tourist Tubes cost no
more than lit price you arc aikrJ to pay
for tubes of less merit why rlk costly
eatings when such sure protec
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"I tell you man with brains will
Und out anywhere."
"Ve, I saw Professor Dranoy
staodloK out in the rain wondering
where be left his umbrella."
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Privato distilleries aro said to bo
Increasing at the rate of 15,000 a
week In the United States. Brush
(Colo.) Republican.
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guns let us hnM our
our sides, for we will be
In smaller places then. Rut,, nh. we
were to talk of the hnppy future, nnd
surely no one 'will kill the merry,
happy Rob Whites this year, the good
Rob Whites who nre affectionate and
kindly and happy.
"It would be wrong to shoot down
happlneaa like thr.t. It wonld be
shooting down happiness, wouldn't Itf
"That la what It wonld be doing."
sold Mrs. Rob White, "but as you
aid. we will not talk of such things,
for wc roust tnlk of the happiness nnd
not of any dangers thnt may Ho nhend,
"Our children." she continued, "will
stny with ns until another spring hn
rome nnd then they will go off tn
choose their own mntes Just ns we
did this year." She put her head
coyly on one sldo nnd Mr. Rob White
snld :
"Rob White. Rob White, your Roh
White. Roh White loves your
"We may take n trip when the au
tumn comes, too Just for a chnng
nnd then hark borne again, eh7" nsked
Mrs. Rob White. "I love thinking of
nil the plensurcs nhend. A little trip
will he so nice nnd then we will he
happy tn hi hack home again,
"Thnt'a vhnt I think Is nice a boll.
day or a vncsMon nnd then hack to
the home grounds once mrlre."
"That Is what wo will do." said Mr.
Boh While. "My whole wish In life
Is to plense yon."
"And mine to plense yon," said Mrs.
Boh White.
"And earn to plcae the other." said
Mr. P.nli White, "and the children to
plense both of us and we to please
them." .
"Oh. the future Is Just foil, crammed
full of Joy and happiness." said Mrs.
Roh White, "and we know It Is be-
cnuso we know our own ways and how
we love each other and care for our
own mate,
"Sometimes It seems as thnngh we
'had an much Joy and happiness It's
a wonder It doesn't gel spilled over."
"Perhan.,, said Mr. Boh White,
"some of It will nnd T think It will
be a good thing, for Into the hearts
of hunters or boys who think they
wonld like tn hunt when they grow up
will come (he Joy of taking the pie
rare nf birds, studying our ways, bat
leaving the guns at homel"
"W have enough happiness to 1st
sens drop over, ehr chuckled Mrs.
Bob White, delightedly.
wl""s "losr'to nrcrn'!0 wekly paper Is of Interest, tho paper that tolls how fish vat. Do J printed n l!
lie nbleo'hlde Throe weeklies wero ono-man shops.iyou know how fish cat?" n Klvo-Dolli
1C employed two men, 27 used three, I
IS used four, 11 used five, throo'dou't know how fish eat, but
used seven, four used clgh't, ono usod how siickors blto."
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' Prices have Just got In tho hnblt of
Junior "Daddy, hero Is a ploco In Rolng up. A low weeks ago a paper
ttlo "porno" entitled "To
Dollar II III. And now hero
Senior (a promoter) "No, sou, I comes nn oxchnngn with tho sarao
know text under tho heading "To a Ten
' Dollar Illtl."
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