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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (July 29, 1920)
yMywniii,i.y.v Jn JjfcM"SBWWSfilli'IWlftijfei . w ,((JIUV W ITWiiBwntwniiFiH THUfMDAY, JULY M, I MM THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON PAOR TWO 1 .-I lgfVSSBBBrM SBnsBBi POTPOURRI (Hy I.ONK STAR) YOtJH NKW SUIT will stand Inspection ami command approbation If you have us tnllor It for you from our exclusive fabrics In I our accustomed superior style. We guarantee a perfect fit always. The, wearer of a mil made by us basi always the satisfactions of feeling hltntelf perfectly dressed. Well air, folks this l.nno Slur, column la certainly tho bunk. It's the worst hushetl-up mc?a of nothing that's ever been foisted off on the public under the guise of literature. I can't sco for the life of mo why Mr. Murrny gives so much space nnd pays out so much money for n col umn stuff that wns old when Actum was n pup. FOUNTAIN PENS TKMPOINT WATKIIMAN'H X)NKUN'H Wo hnvw n point to fit your hand $2.75 to $6.25 fountain I'KNN iu:paihi:i STAR DRUG CO. It. K. lKVKi:SK I'. H. I'OI'K OUR KODAK SERVICE MAKKS I'irrt'ltK TAKINM KAHV Films developed mid printed ns they should bo In our own plant. Print iiindn on Kl sty or Velvet Velox. Films received before 6 p. in. ready the. next day nt li p. m. CORONA TYPEWRITER The personal writing machine, Fold It upTuko It with yon -typewrite anywhere. Prion In eluding currying case $50.00 t l I I I I U CHAS. J. CIZEK MERCHANT TAILOR 518 Main Street There hasn't been a Joke In the column since It started that was new ' and original. There has never been! a spark of wit or humor In the col umn yet. The writer Is not capable of putting any In. Furthermore the Ungungo l.one Star utes U. enough to shock the most brnxen, man In the city. Only last week, he told two different stories, and he( said "damn" In each one of them. I think that's awful, and the sooner ( the Lone Star column Is discontinu ed, the better we will all feel about It. 1 I And then the way that fellow hops' onto people. He doesn't seem to care who they are or how much money they hive at all. ny ne ioven took the name of Cnp. Siemens Jin vain ono day. and made fun of I his oil well. I think that's awful I And Mr. Collier too. Why you I ... ...I ,. I. .....1.1 I.. nr.M In1 Stomc:h'KidncyS'Heart'livcr tak Rl)o(U Buch lnfluentIa, cmIcai Keep the vital organs heaSthy by ))n tnat tonc or mannor. He certain-: rrre'mlv ttLlntf the World's KtUnd i- ..., ,... h..i miii-h lirlnrlnr tin , -., -- tJ IUII . t.M.V HUM ..-.. w ... .- ( exd remedy for kidney, liver, ( (not VvP) or he would know better I than to write such awful stun as ne does. .. And then besides why that man (If It Is a man) has no more rspect i for our City Council than a Jack-rab-1 bit. He even calls Mr. Ilrandenburg fllrandy," and Councilman t'pp he 'calls "Brother Upp.and In private 'conversation with him yesterday, he , WATCH THE BIG 4 bladder tnd uris ccid trouble! 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They um a handy acquisition to any home or traveling iiilpmeiit. and they lire no cheap llieer Is no reanoil why everyone should not posses one Coine In nnd see our assortment tt Pint size. Quart size Pint fillers Quart fillers Lunch Kits. $2.75 to $4.00 $4.50 to $6.00 S2.25 $3.25 $4.25 PHHT.H IM NOT IM'IX'IIK HKVKSUK TAX Columbus said round Wise men said he was craiy I now predict perpendicular trips From. U. S. A. to Asia. Just because a lot of little Jack rabbits eat up a man's spud patch, is no reason why an uneducated. Ignorant thing like l.one. Star should Tnnkn fun nf him. and If he were a BATH SPRAYS Give you an Invigorating and healthful shower bath In your own home. Patent attachment to fit all faucets $1.25 to $3.50 XvxatJL KODAKS AND FILMS i:VKIIYTIII.( nilt TIIK AMATHiril t'HOTIMilt.U'llP.lt Mail Oders Filled Promptly .TTII AMI MAIX HTHKirr Kodaks. Brownies. $9.49 to $56.26 X $2.86 to $19.95 t the earth was gentleman h would not do It. I i Just wish I knew who he was. My . I'd write a letter which would make his hair stand up on end. And his that gambling Is going on wine open poor wife (If he has one.) I don't In Klamath Falls. Yes get that for th the life of mo see how ho ' In Klamath Falls. Why tho very a ,...,.,1 v.,r. from nnw stralcht rets along with such a durned fool Idea Is preposterous absolutely pr- tnrougn jax that follow Is. Yes- and ho even poiteroiiK. Just n prepoiterous as ... .... . .. .t,..ii -n mn a inVn one nlifht. claiming that If ho had said that bootlegging was UIU II1UIUCI CUUII KUJ .. ft" ...... - - --.---. - Anil then oerhans they'll move the the Japs From here to Toklo. For speed the swiftest aeroplanes Will cease to set the pac aaarassasas OUIJA BOARDS OFFER TO SOLVE MYSTERY NKW YOltK, July 29. OuIJa boards by thu scoro have volunteer- he po Caster wi Z ' n hX-Oh how I hate" that cd to soive the mys.er.ous murder of TLITT oZLXu't so. fellow. I'm going to see Mr. Mur- JjtoW. . card , ray and seo If something can't bo l'rt uml l)on Juml- And poor Mr. WIUon-Mr. Arthur '"" "I' lm-tho Lord only U'll.nn I mnn. How l.adlv he must no" whit ho wl ,,u VinK n"Xl " 8ubway pneumatic tubes will shoot , have felt about It when ho saw his ,,l0' let hlm K0J The ginks from place to place. Inarne In the paper. If he ever put-' . i mine In I'm going to find out who he If they'd spend their time passing . .ii ..i h.. i nnn'u and ilvn him a uleco of my mind, an ordinance prohibiting the l.one ai.v, ....nt.i.i.. .n..,i nii nhnin..ir his 1okps were original. undiStnr from " : . .... i. ....... iu rr,r,h n m nf fnriv snuaro miles, would only bring a smile to n per- The cameras used for this work are son's face once a year. It would not automatic, and. once started, will go be so bad, but they don't even do on taking photographs of whatever, that, and besides, nobody readu his Is under them, wlhout any uttentlon. old column anyhow, so wtnt's the until the film Is used up. ,uie of printing It? U'h a wuste of paper and time, that's all. uns wi;h lm. the scarcity of paper there Is these WWWMAM operating hero, and not pay so much attention to the gamb ling which Isn't done, those folks down at the Herald office would get along a whole lot better. Why we even heard that he said not long since that If an ordinance wiih 1rought up prohibiting him from writing hlH column, that he thought ltt(7 BUII.11 Ul ft)'' - " ........ n - (days, 1 think the attention of Undo! Frank Upp would voto against that Sam out to be called to this fellow. (THAT PHOVKB UK'S CItAZY. He can't hove any brains If he dldl t. r r r r YY M W he would not write such Junk but inhere he gets It all from Is more ti .- -. J The wise buyer has his slab for ",un the heater in the back yard drying, and has placed an order for his winter noeilg of blockwood. Our prices ore right and our wood Is the about the council meeting the other can fathom. And then folks did you nee that disgraceful piece of poetry he wroto best to be had. Note our new location. O. PEYTON & CO. 419 Main St lsssadaMSiasaaMflsiVHHHH nlghtl Slncu thu body of the gambler whs found In his hundiome residence j hero last month, with a bullet i through the forehead, alleged clues motive und reelntlous of the mur derer himself liavo been guthered from ethereal planes by the thou sands end dumped upon an admit tedly bewildered staff of the District Attorney's! olllco. j All of these occult communica tions lire not discarded. While dis claiming any faith In OiiIJu'h ability ns a crime Investlgatir, the District Attorney nevertheless admits that he Iiuh assigned a man to the apeclul duty of reading occult contributions and to submit to him personally any ' oflstHBaV B si afBBKS rnnvevInK uiiimrently useful Infor- Wherever the Herald got hold of mat(on, An anonymous conun'unlca that fellow I don't know. I do iiun purporting to be an occult revn know this, that they ought to get.jatlon may contain a valunhlo clue, hold of another one like him tie jr awann bolloves, hln theory being them both together and throw tnnt tno criminal might use thlv them In tho lake. Yes right In tho moUiod of Informing on n confeder- lake and put a big rock round tholr at, necks, to Insure their effectual sink- AnonymouK rommunlsants purport ltiK. Why. I wouldn't give five cents n , ,,vpnl nrelude. Plot und climax of I never iiaw Huch a piece of linpu-1 column for that stuff, und yet I .i10 crlmo. dence In nil my life. He even Intl-, heard thut ho wan pretty well paid Tno mNRnK mitomntlc pistol with mates that there might possibly lie for It. which Klwell wuh ahot has been lo- 'graft In the city council, and tho' cated by OuIJa board h or other "sup- pollco force. Did you over hear hucIi I ,.,, ,.,n.n uiln ,,, hhikh ernatuurl" meiins In every purl of k ... -. .. ,.i ......' ' ' . . . 1. .. -It tin f mi ",p0(iniH nguinst hlH writing huvo got ' 0'"' """ "'" " " hlm faded u thousand ways. Why room in wiiicii mo inuruur . not give ono of them a Job running mUted down Into the but.ci.ient and tho I.ono Star column? It would be, 'U' to the root, worth reading then. Hut anyhow Until tho murderor Im apprehend we're not running the paper, and If ed, both the police' und District At he has any kind of a pull with the torney'a staff nay they expect no hup -.limn, wn noi.nnKO his lunk will b ceaso from the poralstent profligacy hlnfllcted upon us to, the end of tho of occult UHSlstanco now being fore game. Ho ought to bo pretty near."" UP" lnBm- running out pf atuff by this time, but! they say a fool cun blutter away, for' ,Tlu Kil. V. l'rli line of Full wool- ever, ho we can't Bee uny use hoping rim have nrrlvrd ut K. K. K. Klore. that be quits. He's got to quit HulU lo your exclusive ihhimut. sometime though. He can't live for a ridiculous statement In life? And further than that he rayH wiri.h in: oiiAi) TO TKMi YOU Just what It will cost to move your household effects to your now home If you will phono uo to' call and size up how big a van will be re quired. You'll find our charges very reasonable, our service prompt and efficient. Western Transfer Co. 7M Mala Pfcea 1WT ever, and if be keeps up tbe pace he's going nqw, we can Me bis speedy finish. No mortal brain can do it, so w win lire tu iwptjs erf bis speedy lldfCMM. In various squares and other pub lic places In London are to be seen statues of Queen Anne, Queen Elisa beth,, Queen Victoria and Queen Alexander. 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